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968619 No. 968619 ID: 49c9bd

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No. 971416 ID: 6e6f32

>>971411
This will work if we also walk into the room whilst standing on hind legs...
backwards
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No. 971418 ID: f2320a

>>971416
Ah the classic goblin stance cats can do where they walk on hindlegs and streech out there long bodies and dangle there front limbs infront of them
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No. 971471 ID: 7d9195

Well, that's exactly what I warned about.

Bringing the pen to the girls... I don't think that's a good idea. They might kill us for being a creep, and also it would work against Penumbra's efforts.

Go listen in on the girls to see what conclusions they come up with.
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No. 971481 ID: 9876c4

If we're afraid of causing a little chaos, we might as well turn in our cat card now.
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No. 971497 ID: 17bcce

Meow into the microphone, Our bewitching voice must be heard by the world.
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No. 971622 ID: 49c9bd
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971622

>You trot over to the frightened girls with a pen in your mouth, but they don't seem to take notice of you, least of all assume that you wrote the eerie note... how ever when you hop onto Gwens desk, and show the stream that you have the Pen, they are quick to conclude that you wrote the note and immediately fall in love with you!!
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No. 971623 ID: 49c9bd
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971623

>>971497
You decide to repay their admiration with the song of your people, how ever since they are so far away, you need to sing extra loud to make sure they hear you... and for what its worth, the chat loves every second~
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No. 971624 ID: e51896

CLIP THAT!

Oh wait, we're not chat. We're cat.
Ah well, im sure chat will clip it, and then it will go viral im sure, then Gwen will get more viewers. Yay.
Hopefully when Gwen come back, chat will show a replay of our silly shenanigans and calm her down

Oh, i think we should find Penumbra. He probably isnt too happy the letter didnt work and needs our moral support
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No. 971632 ID: b1b4f3

>>971623
Push buttons on the keyboard.
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No. 971634 ID: dce46f

Paw at the microphone so it spins on its swivel! What fun!
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No. 971636 ID: 6e6f32

Curl around microphone. Purr loudly.
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No. 971645 ID: 9aa12d

Be cute, be adorable, and most of all, be so irresistible that they forfeit all mortal possessions to you
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No. 971646 ID: 4286b4

We should show our butt on the stream.
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No. 971660 ID: f7cdf8

>>971646
not unless they donate bits, LOTS OF BITS, MONEY FOR CATNIP
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No. 971666 ID: 9ea12c

Type like that one cat that plays the electric piano.
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No. 971684 ID: f2320a

>>971666
Yes but what should we type?
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No. 971777 ID: 9ea12c

>>971684
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something about Penumbra? Foreshadowing?
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No. 971782 ID: 278f7f

we know ultimately we have to walk over that glowing pad then perch there until removed
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No. 971785 ID: 6e6f32

Type "Ghost Friend"
Anything more complex will surely end in failure.
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No. 971789 ID: 9876c4

Clearly, communicating with humans is a lost cause, and we should type something to amuse other felines.
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No. 972393 ID: 49c9bd
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972393

>you decide to start typing on the glowing red keyboard, making sure to pay homage to the famed piano cat, and looking up into the glinting camera.

"gfghbikloastrfg vcfcdkienm dfc"

Some how chat deciphered your message and is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube. Some claiming to have already seen the "ghost friend" before, while others argue that it's all a hoax, and that the cat typing the same way as piano cat is the smoking gun. interesting still, some people in chat mention that their own feline companions were drawn to your singing and have become very vocal, there is also a number of the viewers who are just typing cute things at you, telling you how handsome and smart you are.
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No. 972395 ID: 9876c4

Confirm that you are indeed handsome and smart. With song!
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No. 972398 ID: 835f18

>>972393
Careful, no more trying to spill the beans. Even this extent of chat going through clues and stuff is likely to attract unwanted attention or consequences.
Don't want gwen hiring an exorcist or something.

Regardless, gotta lie down on the keyboard now. Activate Loaf form,and prepare to feign grumpiness when moved.
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No. 972400 ID: 1c1d17

Damn we are really not help Penumbra's case here. But what can you expect of a cat?
Let's just keep being adorable.
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No. 972419 ID: e78a3b

We should do a sexy pose, you know, on our back, with tail between our legs...
gotta get them simp dollars rolling in
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No. 972429 ID: 6e6f32

Calm chat with purr based asmr
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No. 972854 ID: 49c9bd
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972854

>you lay down on the glowing warm board, after purring and snuffing into the microphone... rolling around, you enjoy the click clack of the little keys on your back, like a pleasant massage~

those of the chat who aren't actively hunting ghosts are enjoying your lovely dance and as they should, have committed to donating a few bits to you~

>Gwen stumbles into the room looking for a flash light, with which to scour the crawl space for homeless people who may of written the note, in a blind panic... she notices you on the keyboard and moves closer to remove you!!
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No. 972855 ID: 49c9bd
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972855

>As she comes closer to extract you from the warming pad, you puff up and dig your claws into it for dear life, as is tradition~

Gwen - come on Misty, get off the keyboard... ehh... whats going on in stream?

>She stops focusing on you and instead on the numerous photo's you've accidentally opened by rolling on the keyboard.
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No. 972857 ID: 6e6f32

Self Removal and engagement of head nuzzles and purrs is required, freakout 2.0 is coming. We must slow it down.
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No. 972873 ID: b1b4f3

>>972855
Huh? Wait, she took photos of the ghost already?
Maybe that means Penumbra doesn't need to hide from her.

Let's see what her reaction is. If she tries to push you off the keyboard go limp and nuzzle her hand. Maybe she will give you lap.
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No. 972878 ID: a89ec5

Say whaaat, Penumbra? In photos? I never heard of this. What is this all about?
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No. 972883 ID: e19a40

Refuse to leave unless appropriately bribed with headpats.


>>972878

>... chat... is now on a wild ghost hunt through all of Gwen's clipped footage and saved streams on Youtube.
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No. 972916 ID: e51896

ummm... pull the plug before she focuses on the pics
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No. 972923 ID: 278f7f

Hoo boy, Gwen's stream's popularity is probably about to jump up a bit.
Chat will no doubt have a couple of actual believers, the rest thinking it's fake/some kinda ARG and enjoying it regardless.

As such, this is probably not going away anytime soon...
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No. 972930 ID: 4286b4

Whoa, check out the pics of the sexy kobolds.
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No. 973861 ID: 49c9bd
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973861

>>972857
>You try to draw her attention away from the screen and towards yourself with nuzzles and loud purring, Gwen promptly picks you up and holds you tightly, before continuing her inspection of the screen. you try to stop her from looking by wiggling and pushing at her face but its no use, she's laser focused!

>>972916
>you try to escape and destroy the offending images, but she is now holding you tightly for comfort as her heart rate grows rapidly!!
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No. 973862 ID: 49c9bd
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973862

Gwen - J-Jane!! T-t-the house is very... Extreamly H-H-h-haunted!!
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No. 973865 ID: df76b1

Yes, this is accurate.
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No. 973867 ID: 4286b4

Let's turn off the lights :o
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No. 973868 ID: e19a40

Penumbra, the internet just told Gwen about you. If you don't do something she will leave and may never return.
To buy time, make sure the front and back doors are locked and hide the keys. After that you better prepare yourself to communicate with her somehow.
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No. 973869 ID: 6c9030

>>973862
Lick her nose.
Everyone knows animals panic when malicious spirits are around, so that'll help.
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No. 973874 ID: 094652

It's bunting time!
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No. 973875 ID: e51896

purring can send calming waves to others. Start purring to calm her down.
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No. 973889 ID: 736c28

Critical failure!
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No. 973937 ID: 56907e

If you can release youself from Gwen's clutches, go over to the computer screen and give one of the pictures of Penumbra cat kisses (lick penumbra on the computer). It will be our last ditch effort to show her he is a friend.
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No. 973939 ID: d186fc

>>973862
Just in case we really do have to intervene here, reach unto the void and test our connections with the ancient one as we did three lives ago. Ofc we don't want things to come to that, but you never know. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are times where taboos must be broken.

Mutating our form to be capable of speech could help us be a mediator once we are past the initial shock. Of course, we would only talk to penumbra and Gwen (and maybe Jane) when they are alone so we do not attract unwanted attention. Anyone would think they were mad if they tried to prove we talked. Much like Michigan in One Froggy Evening (Looney Tunes)
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No. 973981 ID: 014f5b

>>973874
>>973875
PURR AND BUNT! YOU ARE HUGE, YOU MUST HAVE HUGE FOODS, PURR AND BUNT!
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No. 976812 ID: f2320a

>>973939
Ah like the ancient ones before the dream land
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No. 976815 ID: d909cb

>>973939
The chances of us being able to change our form seems low, but perhaps Penumbra could change their own form to look less scary? Seems like something we should ask him later.
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No. 976881 ID: e77337

>>976815
You dare doubt our power? but seriously though, we already established some sort of connection to some kind of elder god, so it could happen. In fact, I could totally see this quest still being perfectly viable if we ended up going that route. Or we could just be a cat. Ultimately it is up to the author. I for one hope we can go all eldritch being.
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