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* [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=joan Threads 1–27 on /tg/ archive] | |||
'''JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM''' | |||
|thread1=52977 |thread1name=Prologue, Episodes 1 and 2 | |||
|thread2=61624 |thread2name=Episode 3 | |||
|thread3=79104 |thread3name=Episode 4 | |||
|thread4=274364 |thread4name=Episodes 5 and 6 | |||
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[[Joandventure]] is a quest run by [[SDF]]. Even though most people keep calling the quest "JoanQuest", the official name, adopted after initially changing titles for each individual thread and a first thread with no title at all, is "Joandventure". | |||
The quest consists mostly of massive mammaries, hats and huge awesomeness. Also includes [[Joandventure/John|John]], who is known for huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair. | |||
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==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
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==JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM== | ==JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM== | ||
The arbitrary new title for the continued Joandventure on [[ | The arbitrary new title for the continued Joandventure on [[questden]]. | ||
Considered by some to be a pointless abomination that never should have been. | Considered by some to be a pointless abomination that never should have been. | ||
But the aforementioned "some" never learn. | |||
==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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===Joan=== | ===Joan=== | ||
[[Image:Fairness.png|thumb|right|Joan is not flat.]] | [[Image:Fairness.png|thumb|right|Joan is not flat.]] | ||
Has huge tits. | Has huge tits, and -10 Strength. | ||
...And voices | ...And idiot voices in her head. Poor girl. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
===John=== | ===John=== | ||
[[Image:Johnexcited.png|thumb|right|Likes massive mammaries for some reason.]] | [[Image:Johnexcited.png|thumb|right|Likes massive mammaries for some reason.]] | ||
[[ | [[Joandventure/John|John of Huge Beauty and Remarkably Prestigious Hair]]. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
===Mom=== | ===Mom=== | ||
[[Image:Joanmom.png|thumb|right|She may have overdone it a little.]] | [[Image:Joanmom.png|thumb|right|She may have overdone it a little.]] | ||
Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage. | Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage. Her power level has been described as being over seven thousand. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
===Dad=== | ===Dad=== | ||
[[Image:Joandad.png|thumb|right|It's a girl.]] | [[Image:Joandad.png|thumb|right|It's a girl.]] | ||
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===Grandma=== | ===Grandma=== | ||
[[Image:Joangrandma.png|thumb|right|Normal greetings.]] | [[Image:Joangrandma.png|thumb|right|Normal greetings.]] | ||
Dorf. | Dorf. She is married to a human viking, and has been known to correct him with a mace to the head. True love at it's finest. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
===Grandpa=== | ===Grandpa=== | ||
[[Image:Joangrandpa.png|thumb|right|EAT. YOUR. PORRIDGE.]] | [[Image:Joangrandpa.png|thumb|right|EAT. YOUR. PORRIDGE.]] | ||
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===Naga=== | ===Naga=== | ||
[[Image:Joannaga.png|thumb|right|Not pictured: hands not being kept to self.]] | [[Image:Joannaga.png|thumb|right|Not pictured: hands not being kept to self.]] | ||
Uninjured, flat. | Uninjured, flat. Can't keep her hands off of Joan's naughty bits, for reasons that were never explained. | ||
{{-}} | {{-}} | ||
===Tom MacTavish=== | ===Tom MacTavish=== | ||
[[Image:TomMacTavish.png|thumb|right|That claidheamh da laimh is not there for compensation of any kind.]] | [[Image:TomMacTavish.png|thumb|right|That claidheamh da laimh is not there for compensation of any kind.]] | ||
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===A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time=== | ===A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time=== | ||
Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too. | Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too. | ||
==Other Appearances== | |||
John appeared in [[Fight Quest]]. | |||
===ITQ=== | |||
Appearances by the cast [[Inside the Quest]]. | |||
'''ITQ:''' {{post|2056}} {{post|2061}} {{post|2069}} {{post|2073}} {{post|2085}} {{post|2242}} {{post|2246}} {{post|2253}} {{post|2451}} {{post|2457}} {{post|2464}} {{post|2470}} {{post|2478}} {{post|2662}} {{post|2671}} {{post|2677}} {{post|2701}} {{post|30002}} {{post|30007}} {{post|34024}} {{post|34779}} {{post|39199}} {{post|47460}} {{post|48859}} | |||
==Gallery== | |||
{{NSFWsubpage}} | |||
===Fanart=== | |||
{{fanart|313132}} | |||
==Communism== | ==Communism== | ||
None whatsoever. | None whatsoever. | ||
{{ | {{SDF}} | ||
[[Category:Image Quests]] | [[Category:Image Quests]] | ||
[[Category:/tg/ Quests]] | [[Category:/tg/ Quests]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:On Hiatus]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:22, 22 December 2020
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JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM
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Joandventure is a quest run by SDF. Even though most people keep calling the quest "JoanQuest", the official name, adopted after initially changing titles for each individual thread and a first thread with no title at all, is "Joandventure".
The quest consists mostly of massive mammaries, hats and huge awesomeness. Also includes John, who is known for huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.
Plot
HA HA HA YEAH RIGHT. Should have ended in the 23rd thread on 4chan's /tg/.
JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM
The arbitrary new title for the continued Joandventure on questden.
Considered by some to be a pointless abomination that never should have been.
But the aforementioned "some" never learn.
Characters
Joan
Has huge tits, and -10 Strength.
...And idiot voices in her head. Poor girl.
John
John of Huge Beauty and Remarkably Prestigious Hair.
Mom
Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage. Her power level has been described as being over seven thousand.
Dad
Scientist with moustache similar to that of Charlie Chaplin's. And Hitler's. Spends most of his time being deceased.
Robutt
A robot with a butt. Spends most of its time being sapped and disassembled.
Grandma
Dorf. She is married to a human viking, and has been known to correct him with a mace to the head. True love at it's finest.
Grandpa
Viking. Never fails to eat his porridge.
Naga
Uninjured, flat. Can't keep her hands off of Joan's naughty bits, for reasons that were never explained.
Tom MacTavish
A highlander with intentions to join an attack on a fort.
Minor Characters
Nameless Avenger
He is looking for his... CAR.
A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time
Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too.
Other Appearances
John appeared in Fight Quest.
ITQ
Appearances by the cast Inside the Quest.
ITQ: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]
Gallery
 This quest has (fan) artwork that is not safe for work. See the NSFW gallery.
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Communism
None whatsoever.
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