Joandventure/John

Your hair cannot possibly measure up to this regal, lofty, or stately dignity; imposing character; grandeur.

Has huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Quite obviously the most important character on the entire Tgchan and in Joandventure.

Huge Beauty

What it means

John bathing in the blood of 30 fa/tg/uys to retain her Huge Beauty

John has huge beauty.

Disagreements

He still disagreed

None can objectively disagree.

Remarkably Prestigious Hair

What it means

Johns hair needs lots of brushing to stay this murrfect

John has remarkably prestigious hair.

Jealousy

A lesser being, clearly infuriated by his inferior hair

This tends to cause jealousy in those of puny hair.

Intellectual powers

Practical effect

John being right about stuff

John is always right.

Proof

He knows what's good for him

This can be scientifically proven without fail. All scientists agree.

Communism

Also her wanton brutality

Communism shatters before John's huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Gallery

Official (THESE MUST BE FILLED SO THAT ALL LESSER BEINGS CAN BEHOLD THE HUGE BEAUTY AND REMARKABLY PRESTIGIOUS HAIR OF JOHN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIN-ONLY FILE UPLOADS.)

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  Frugal Spender

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  Tender Lover

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  An avatar of humility.

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  Eating some characters in a insignificant Quest I don't quite remember

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