Joandventure

Joandventure by Sir Double-Faggot
Threads 1–27 on /tg/ archive JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM Thread 1 Thread 2 Thread 3

Joandventure is a quest run by Sir Double-Faggot. Even though most people keep calling the quest "JoanQuest", the official name, adopted after initially changing titles for each individual thread and a first thread with no title at all, is "Joandventure". And by that it is meant that you all are communist scum. It originally ran on 4chang's /tg/, but moved over to the /quest/ board, having been banned some months earlier from /tg/ due to violations of clear rules and internal consistency of mod policies after the ban was temporarily lifted for whatever pointlessly retarded reason the retardedly pointless people (again, more communist scum) involved in the lifting of said ban had in mind.

The quest consists mostly of massive mammaries, hats and huge awesomeness. Also inlcudes John, who is known for huge beauty and remarkably prestigious hair.

Considering the recent update rate, Joandventure can be assumed to be on indefinite hold or altogether cancelled.

Plot

HA HA HA YEAH RIGHT. Should have ended in the 23rd thread on 4chan's /tg/.

JOANDVENTURE MAXIMUM

The arbitrary new title for the continued Joandventure on tgchan.

Considered by some to be a pointless abomination that never should have been.

Characters

Joan

Joan is not flat.

Has huge tits, and -10 Strength.

...And voices of huge retardation in her head. Poor girl.

John

Likes massive mammaries for some reason.

John of Huge Beauty and Remarkably Prestigious Hair.

Mom

She may have overdone it a little.

Half-dorf, half-viking. Has a bad habit of causing unintended minor collateral damage. Her power level has been described as being over seven thousand.

Dad

It's a girl.

Scientist with moustache similar to that of Charlie Chaplin's. And Hitler's. Spends most of his time being deceased.

Robutt

Charging its weapon which works loosely on the basis of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.

A robot with a butt. Spends most of its time being sapped and disassembled.

Grandma

Normal greetings.

Dorf. She is married to a human viking, and has been known to correct him with a mace to the head. True love at it's finest.

Grandpa

EAT. YOUR. PORRIDGE.

Viking. Never fails to eat his porridge.

Naga

Not pictured: hands not being kept to self.

Uninjured, flat. Can't keep her hands off of Joan's naughty bits, for reasons that were never explained.

Tom MacTavish

That claidheamh da laimh is not there for compensation of any kind.

A highlander with intentions to join an attack on a fort.

Minor Characters

Nameless Avenger

He has lost his... CAR. Have you seen... IT? It's cool, like... HIM.

He is looking for his... CAR.

A bunch of other people too bothersome to remember at this time

Someone write something or other. This page needs pictures too.

Communism

None whatsoever.

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