Face Quest

Face Quest
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David Harold Face was born without a face. All his life he had to deal with the social stigma that comes with the lack of a face. After the death of his father, Dr. Francis Face, David inherited his family's brewery. Face to Face Brewing, inc. No one likes his brew due to the lack of an honest face on its label and as a result, Face to Face Brewing, inc. is slowly going bankrupt. Oh, yeah, and he also has erectile dysfunction.

Mr. Face intends to change that. He will get a face, one way or another; he will take it from someone if need be. The faceoff starts TODAY.