Lose the socks!

>>1067911
Take it up with customer service.

Do not under any circumstances lose the socks!

>>1067913
take it up with customer service, it's Horny dragon, who is just pathetic about it cause her manager is busy

Skip this noise, not worth the risk.

Do not lose the socks!

Customer service. You are a customer(s) and you are in here in the first place so that you can get serviced.

Waaaait a minute, isn't she a princess? Aren't we supposed to be looking for hidden princesses in the park?

Kidnap her before you go to customer service to both complain, and get a reward for finding one of the princesses in the park.

>>1067911
Isn’t she one of the hidden princesses in the park? Hiding as an employee is clever, but not good enough! Kidnap her, then go to customer service for a reward for finding a hidden princess and to complain about having to buy multiple tickets despite only having one butt!

>>1067933
Actually yeah, do that instead, and then watch as the reward is getting the tickets for free lmao

>>1067572
(also plz update this map to show more tracks of where Puffball and her date is going. I love how absurdly messy it is getting)

Apples 2023/07/16(Sun)15:58 No. 1067982 ID: 28a954
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>(also plz update this map to show more tracks of where Puffball and her date is going. I love how absurdly messy it is getting)

You and your date are currently at Hoard Mountain. This is where the bulk of the indoor fun takes place. There's an underground shopping complex, a 4D cinema (you are here), laser tag, rides, and more!

(1/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:33 No. 1069849 ID: 1963da
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As the seven of you are arguing, you gradually become aware of a distinctive, slightly intoxicating aroma...

Puffball: "Do you guys smell that?"

Wilhelm: "Yeah..."

Ajosha: "Smells kinda familiar..."

Isolde: "Smells almost like..."

(2/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:34 No. 1069850 ID: 1963da
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All: "PRINCESS!"

OMG! You've found one of Dragon Park's Hidden Princesses!

(3/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:34 No. 1069851 ID: 1963da
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You and the Fangndr triplets snatch up Princess Photon and rush off to Customer Service to claim your prizes!

(4/4) Apples 2023/08/06(Sun)15:41 No. 1069854 ID: 1963da
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Horny Dragon: "Congratulations! You've kidnapped one of the five Hidden Princesses!"

Puffball: "Yay! What do we win?"

Ajosha: "Do we get to eat her??"

Puffball: "Yeah, do we?"

Princess Photon: "Gorgul promised if I did this I wouldn't be eaten!"

Horny Dragon: "P-please refrain from eating the princess! The prize for capturing Princess Photon is your choice of either Laser Tag Tickets or a Romantic Dinner for two at the Mile High Tower! OOooh! Much better than eating a princess!"

Oh wow!

The Fangndrs say it's your choice. What do you want?

Free Laser Tag (date ends without sex)

or

Free Food (maybe sex?)

Food!

Ohh no. They can't fool you again. When they say "dinner for two" they mean two heads don't they?

>>1069857
in this situation, it doesn't matter because if we go for food, they're sharing the same body, so the food is all going down the same stomach. We just have to make sure Puffball is one of the dragons eating and one of her dates is the second one eating.

It might actually work better this way because then we don't have to have our puppets pretend to eat without looking suspicious.

That said, laser tag might be an issue since she only has two tickets shown in the picture.

I vote free food

Complain about their ticket policy.

Laser tag!

You and the Fangndrs look clearly hungry, free food!
Also the sock puppets must be hungry

Laser tag, boys vs girls!

Free food is always good

>>1069854
you know.. a tower would be a prime location for another princess, too..

>>1069854
Always food as a 60% stomach dragon also princess prime location

Free Laser Tag? Nice.

Food!

Free food! You've done plenty of active stuff already, so sustenance is next on the docket.

>>1064749 This is hilarious.

Suggestion 2023/08/17(Thu)01:24 No. 1070327 ID: 3d5535
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Name: Sylaxi
I am a: Pleasure Demon
Seeking: Anyone/anything
For: Pleasure in any capacity
About me: I haven't had sex in 152 years, and I haven't had fun longer than that. Someone take me on a date and show me a fun time, before I become a spreadsheet demon.
Likes: Pleasure, manners, punctuality, days off, sushi
Dislikes: Bad tempers, morning mouth, traffic jams, snow

mouse 2023/08/17(Thu)19:04 No. 1070351 ID: ca2aa5
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Name: Sparkle

I am a: she-dragon

Seeking: anyone (cat girls prefered)

For: friends, fuckbuddys, no drama

About me: here for a good time, not a long time ;p
talk to me about cats

Likes: cats, long walks on the beach, reading, cats, booba tea lol

Dislikes: people who dont like cats,
basic bitches

Auzzie Gnoll 2023/08/19(Sat)05:42 No. 1070407 ID: ab4dfd
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Name: Marie Antoinette
I Am A: She-Drake
Seeking: Any-Drake, Any-Dragon
For: Romance, Friendship, Heavy Petting, Roleplay
About Me: 5'7 ft noble drake, though able to shift quadrupedal or gain height via mass shifting. Incident with magic left me dessert themed, scented and tasting. Hope you like cheese cake!
Likes: Manners, table top RPG's, baking, desserts, the classics, tea, food-play, being called mistress.
Dislikes: Revolutionaries, artificial sweeteners, guillotines

(1/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071510 ID: 435f13
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>I vote free food

>Ohh no. They can't fool you again. When they say "dinner for two" they mean two heads don't they?

>Complain about their ticket policy.

Puffball: "A romantic dinner for two?? You do realize that we have fou—er—six mouths to feed, right?"

Ajosha: "This constant anti-multi-head prejudice is outrageous!"

Wilhelm: "You single-head dragons think the world revolves around you!"

Isolde: "You know what? We should sue!"

Johnny and Sally nod along vigorously.

Horny Dragon begins to sweat nervously as the six of you berate her.

Horny Dragon: "Ha ha, did I say 'dinner for two?' I meant dinner for six!"

Horny Dragon rummages around in the drawers behind her counter and retrieves four more coupons. She whimpers as you snatch them up.

Horny Dragon: "I hope those don't come out of my paychek. It'll cost everything I've earned this summer..."

(2/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071511 ID: 435f13
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You and the Fangndrs make your way to the Mile High Tower and the fancy restaurant at the top.

(3/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071512 ID: 435f13
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It's evening and the atmosphere at the rotating Mile High Restaurant is very romantic. All around you dragons are sharing intimate meals and conversing in soft voices. Nervous waiters and waitresses dressed as knights scurry back and forth, praying they don't get mistaken for an appetizer as they rush from table to table.

You and the Fangndrs are seated at an appropriately-sized table with park benches to accommodate your dragon-sized posteriors.

(4/4) Apples 2023/09/03(Sun)08:55 No. 1071513 ID: 435f13
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You order three plates of food to keep up the illusion, but all you're really interested in is the 250oz buffalo steak (you decided you were in the mood for something light).

As you eat, you notice the Fangndr triplets are casting irritated glances in your direction. By the time you're halfway through your steak, they're definitely giving you the stinkeye.

Puffball: "What, do I have something on my face or something?"

Ajosha: "Your brother and sister have been so busy feeding you, they haven't had a chance to take a single bite!"

Wilhelm: "Sally hasn't even touched her chicken pasta alfredo!"

Isolde: "Yeah, and Johnny's chili bowl is practically cold!"

Ajosha: "Take a break from stuffing your face and give them a chance to eat!"

Uh oh... what do you do?

Puffball: Don't worry, it's fiiiiine
Sally: Yeah, if you notice, we have no arms, so when we feed puffball with our mouths, we eat a little bit too!
Johnny: Yep! And we all decided to share each others food. We're just starting with the buffalo steak together...
Puffball: *mouth full* You know, *munch munch* I'm actually surprised you guys aren't sharing each other's food! It's basic etiquette table manners to share you know! *gulp burp*

Be sure to eat with your hands, err, heads from this point onwards to keep up that illusion

Sally: "I don't really like eating. I like the taste, but swallowing has just never worked for me. I just didn't want to gross you out by spitting food out onto my plate."

Johnny: "I like my food cold. Too hot, and it feels like my fire breath going in reverse."

Puffball: "This is kind of our usual system. I eat first, Johnny eats when his food cools down, and Sally gets in whatever she can stomach throughout."

Ohh it's actually kind of embarrassing, we were having such a good time we forgot... only one of us has taste. Somebody's enthusiasm for chili got a little too extreme... and Sally, well. Don't spread it around, but. Don't listen to people double dog daring you to do the deep throat challenge if dire cat folk are involved.

>>1071513
"I have a stuffing fetish and these two are hopeless enablers."

John: Oh, sorry, since our necks are where our arms should, we aren't very good at swallowing.

Sally: but otherwise the food tastes pretty great.

>Squeeze your food with your sock hands for a while.

"So we've got a really weird insides where we're not tied to the digestive system. We can still taste stuff though, but swallowing is... contraindicated, let's say."

Subtly guide them to the awful truth.
"Oh, we don't eat."
"Yeah, puffball stuffs all our food in her mouth. We want her to."

so like... It seemed like they were just going along with Sally and John at first, but now I'm thinking they might've bought it wholesale, which is a bit awkward...

Ok the date was fun but this is getting weird.

Silence 2023/09/06(Wed)16:47 No. 1071865 ID: ed041d
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Name: Dagan

I Am A: Synthetic Dragon

Seeking: She-Dragon

Looking For: Casual Date, Hangouts, Possible sex?

About Me: I'm a single dragon, something called a "replicant" and largely made of synthetic materials. Advanced construction, super strong, and rather flexible. 6 Feet Tall.

Likes: Other dragons, fire, action games, Music, robots, causing a little bit of mischief

Dislikes: Jackasses, people who don't know how to handle weapons properly, EMPs.

>>1071513
Puffball: "Its a bit like how you guys handle the right and left of the body."
Jhonny: "basically there is a reason why puffball is so round heh". Sally:"she is the stomach of the gang, there is a reason for the ball part of Puffball other then the puffy fur"

Or something like that
Also supporting
>>1071518
Basically living vicariously through others
>>1071517
Makes sense if combined to a extreme degree

>>1071513
Commit to the disguise. Tell them youre on a fast-binge-fast diet and its middle heads turn to eat.
If you come clean now theyre gonna think youre sone kind of anti multiheaded dragon bigot mocking them.
I hear folk can get sued for that.

Ehhh this lie is getting too long nosed for my liking. You might wanna come clean. They seem to genuinely think your puppets are heads, which I’m guessing the intention of them in the first place was as a cheeky indication that you wanted to date all three of them at once? They might get just a little upset at your explanation, but after a bit of discussion and talking through the misunderstanding they should be understanding if they’re collectively good partners. They’ll probably need to talk amongst themselves though about whether they’re cool with polyamory, since they mistakenly assumed they each had a head to themselves for this date, but they might arrive at the conclusion that it’s easier on the three of them, who knows?