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972108 No. 972108 ID: f2bc17 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

NSFW Oneshot Quest

Please input your species.
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No. 972127 ID: e78a3b

Quattro stagioni.
No. 972128 ID: f2bc17
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Nothing soothes your spirit and damages your body's sodium content quite like a SAUSAGE, PEPPERONI, HAM, PINEAPPLE, CORN, MINCED MEAT, MOUSE, MUSHROOM AND ONION PIZZA - fresh from the oven, like ma used to make.
No. 972129 ID: f2bc17
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It's 6 PM. You've arrived at your friend Hecate's place. She's invited you to hang out.

Smoke and a number of smells are rising from her door. It intimidates you, despite its comparatively diminutive size. Fresh graffiti is scrawled on the door, which definitely wasn't there when you last visited a couple weeks ago. It glows faintly in the dim light.

Is there anything you would like to remind yourself of about yourself or Hecate before knocking?
No. 972132 ID: 5a5548

Hecate has gone through a goth phase, a preppy phase, a NPR listener phase, and now she's totally in the middle of her lofi indie phase.
No. 972133 ID: d906e9

What are Hecate's feelings towards you?

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971801 No. 971801 ID: 160b11 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Your name is Frog Alarmclock. It's a pretty unusual name, but you're a pretty unusual girl, so it suits you.

Right now, by which I mean two days before you killed everyone, you're standing in your bedroom stretching your legs as an excuse to not do your homework. Your grandma tells you that your studies are the most important thing in the universe, and she might even be right, but what's the point of being a sixteen year old girl if you're not going to rebel against authority?

Well, you're an empowered young woman now. You decide what do to.
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No. 971971 ID: 8e4d19

Grandma's big on frogs and yarn huh?
No. 972055 ID: 160b11
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>As a teen you really ought to rebel against all of this knitting nonsense! Have you considered Crochet? Or perhaps even weaving?

Your grandma made you try crochet, weave, cross-stitch, braiding, stitching wounds, stitching dolls, even letting you Lilo and Stitch to try to get an "in" with you on this whole knitting thing. None of it worked. You're skilled enough - with as much as you have to practice that's inevitable - but the passion simply isn't there and it's never gonna be.

>Grandma's big on frogs and yarn huh?

Grandma's into knitting more than any human being has ever been into anything. She hates frogs, though. She named you "Frog" because it's a knitting term. You could take or leave frogs the animal yourself, but refusing to acknowledge Grandma's intended meaning sure does piss Grandma off, and that's fun enough in its own right.

>I'm going to suggest you find some shady tailoring gigs outside granmas view so you can get some extra cash. You can use this to rebel in any number of ways. I'll suggest drugs, a regular go to for teenagers.

Heh heh, way ahead of you, anon. Once Grandma's in bed, you've got plans that involve underage drinking, questionable romantic decisions, and possibly a motorcycle ride and a fight. You're revving yourself to kermit some hardcore crimes you mean commit. Just gotta avoid grandma.

>You are hiding something. You might not be a witch, but you sure as fuck are a fashion nerd, and some degree of keener if you are making your own outfits.

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No. 972058 ID: b1b4f3

Quick flatten yourself against the wall!
No. 972075 ID: 82a196

So are you in a cult? Are you in a fucking cult? A knitting cult??? You only have knitting books, the only other books you've stolen, your grandma has yarn portraits here, are you cultists worshipping the dark lord Yarn-Sothoth? Or Nyarnlathotep?

Anyway, quick, hide! Your grandma is coming!
No. 972131 ID: f133dc

Just a suggestion for the future, make you some wall tapestries with those badass knitting skills you mentioned, and hang them in places so you have things to hide behind. Make sure they are long enough to match the walls so they actually conceal you.

For future reference of course, nothing is going to stop granny from noticing you right now. Playing it nonchalant is likely your only way to buy a reprieve.

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970260 No. 970260 ID: e24163 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Their chains won’t hold me forever.
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No. 972037 ID: 2aa5f0

throw something south to make it look like you're making a run for exit two and hide north behind the wall you're at now so she won't see you as she runs past.
No. 972039 ID: 62e4df

Try to knock out the sensor guarding the sealed exit. She probably won't fall for it, but it's worth a shot.
No. 972047 ID: b1b4f3

Just wait. She'll probably head towards exit 1 to cover it more effectively, at which point you can circle around behind her to get to exit 2. Break the sensor there then dash out before she can get a bead on you.
No. 972053 ID: ae9bd9

Hold on here. Since she has a ranged weapon, couldn't she just camp out where she is to effectively cover both of our exit paths? I mean, she (probably) isn't stupid. She won't throw out a good vantage point just because a sensor was smashed. Especially when said vantage point covers the broken sensor's view.
No. 972130 ID: f133dc

So little bit risky, but with her positioning definitely a good idea. Quietly get closed to the sealed exit camera. See if we can hack it, then get close to the sealed exit and we'll try to hack that using her credentials.

She's most likely expecting what was suggested with busting the other camera, this should be a completely silent method of getting out in an unexpected manner, since you have capabilities she shouldn't know about.

But I stress, make sure to keep an eye on the radar situation because this will bring you a few small steps from her. A few little walls between you two.

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968318 No. 968318 ID: 7ae189 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Your name is BAN. You're a cop.

It's another shitty day in your shitty office. Three new cases have reached your desk. You've only got two detectives to throw jobs at, so it looks like you'll have to pick one to tackle yourself...

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No. 972094 ID: 7ae189
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>"Yeah, dumbass. Now call off your dog and make her give me some fucking space, she's still eyeing me."

Dane tsks and puts her phone back in her pocket.

>STEVE roughly shoves the bag into your chest. "We didn't trust you chucklefucks to do it, so--with permission--me and my partner checked around our side of the bridge. We found this near the spot where we think the murderer started climbing from. I didn't touch a damned thing in your locker, and even if I'd wanted to, it looks like all I'd get to look at is a pile of fucking bricks."

"...I see. Thanks," you say sheepishly, taking the bag. A peek inside reveals some kind of pin or pendant.

>"Christ. We went through some shit to get you that, too, so you'd better fucking use it."

You clear your throat and try to save some face. "While you're here, though, do you mind heading over to the interrogation room to answer some questions?"

>That asshole face of his returns. "So moments after trying to arrest me, you want me in your interrogation room. Be a little more subtle, BAN, come on. You're really stretching for chances to get me."

"I'm not stretching for anything. There are a few things I want to put together about your precinct's relationship with the mayor."

>STEVE crosses his arms. "I'm not getting put in one of your cells, pal. If you've got something to ask me then do it right here, right now, and let me get the fuck out of this circus."
No. 972099 ID: 9876c4

You would not believe the day I've just had.
OK, fine. We'll do it here.

We don't see ERIK with you, have you kept in touch with him?
Let him answer, then spring the details.
No. 972103 ID: 45acae

Fine. I need information on where ERIK's been for about a week.
No. 972117 ID: 86eb65

Don't be so quick to trust him. There is a proper chain for evidence handling and if this was not submitted properly with the evidence clerk then what the fuck was he doing in here?
No. 972122 ID: b1b4f3

Well that could have gone worse.
If he has permission he probably went through the clerk. You're going to want to check, of course. No need to tell him that though, just make a mental note of it.

First, ask about the evidence. Did they already check for fingerprints or other trace evidence on what's in the bag? No need to do it again, if so. We're gonna have to do something like that on all the bricks...
Secondly, ask about the Mayor. They were friends, right? How much did he know about the Mayor's private or business life? Any idea who might have wanted him dead? Any idea what he'd been up to recently?
Would anyone else in his precinct know more? ERIK perhaps, since they were in the army together? What's ERIK been up to recently?

If we're serious about using ERIK's mishandling of the Mayor's son to keep them off the case, don't tip your hand too early.

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959244 No. 959244 ID: f57349 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You're running through the grand salon, an oval room 60' east-west by 45' north-south. Eight thin white pillars encircle a colorful 15' square mosaic in the floor, a lens of pale yellow glass in the ceiling 50' above, and a chandelier suspended halfway between, consisting of glowing orbs hanging from the hilts of twelve upturned golden swords. Elaborate gilded-bronze vines decorate the walls, framing small balconies on two upper floors.

Your shortness of breath, overheating, and shaky muscles imply recent prolonged heavy exertion, but you have no recollection of the specifics. Given how thoroughly ice-encrusted your clothes are, at least part of that hard labor must have taken place in a blizzard, and since your most recent memories of being outdoors were late spring or early summer in a temperate climate, far from any snowcapped mountains, the gap in your memory likely encompasses at least half a year.

There's a howling creature in your way, with shaggy white fur, possibly something an ape-demon sired on a polar bear, brandishing a severed human arm with not only clear killing intent but alarmingly supernatural expertise. Maybe you should do something about that first, sort out more nuanced strategic details afterward.
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No. 972050 ID: ac57f8

rolled 3, 10, 5, 7, 2, 10, 6, 2, 10, 5, 6, 3, 9, 10, 9, 7, 6, 9, 5, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 10, 7, 10, 7, 7, 2, 8, 6, 7, 1, 8, 2, 7, 4, 2, 9 = 245

Of course, Ada was going to leave the manse without a map, but then she realized, she had literal centuries worth of experience reading maps and riding flying machines, and so she went back and re-packed the map that they used to get here, deciding to read the map between when finished packing and asking the Blood Ape for personal directions.

I can't find the actual dice reading maps, but I remember reading somewhere that you need survival 1, so:
Int 5+ Lore 4 + Stunt and Past Life in Survival to be able to read the map.
No. 972096 ID: f57349

Lore lets you understand the literal meaning of map details, pass a geography quiz or whatnot, but Survival skill is needed to translate that into strategies for efficient overland travel.

Thousand Blossoming Sunsets walks up to the second floor and, after shedding a few tears before the portraits of fallen peers, recognizes the control panel on the balcony railing as a scaled-up Atlas of the Unconquered General. That's more than enough successes to get it to display a realtime map of everything within fifty miles of the manse, including glowing dots representing the locations of any sapient beings in range not concealed by magic.

Unfortunately it looks like there's only one settlement in that area worth noting. Journal entries indicate you've already been there, it's full of demons, and they simply don't have the stuff you currently need. There's a human-run town further to the southwest, through Stone Maw Pass and across Dragonsbreath Lake, but it's far enough away you can't possibly make it there and back before dawn, much less transact any useful business.

However, based on broader knowledge of Linowan territory, you're pretty sure there's a major navigable river just twenty miles past the edge of the area on display - seventy miles from your current location, due north over some of the highest parts of the surrounding mountains - and on that river, a Guild hub town.

You fly off, over the mountains, buy the stuff (Guildsmen drive a hard bargain but they also respect your need to close a deal quickly), rent a lab for Tasnim to process it, fly back just barely on schedule and faceplant into some nice soft powd
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No. 972104 ID: 0640da

rolled 8, 10, 7, 4, 7, 5, 10, 4, 5, 1, 5, 4, 4, 8, 1, 8, 2, 2, 5, 6, 9, 9, 1, 3, 1, 9, 4, 6, 10, 3, 2, 3, 7, 7, 4, 7, 7, 5, 1, 10, 2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 9, 10, 10, 3, 4, 6, 3, 8, 8, 3, 6, 4, 10, 7, 8 = 321

"That's a lot of interestin' hobbies. Can't say strangling appeals to me, but I have been known to strangle time to time..." Patches zones out for a moment, her hands wrapping around the teacup tightly. Her dad told her if she's going to strangle something or someone, she might as well pick up the martial art for it-- and she did. A little. "Ah? You know this here fella with a mask of gold? Should have figured you gods had friends in high places. I mean, least ten thousand years, no slouch, right?" Patches smiles at Gold Mask.
No. 972105 ID: f57349

Ten centuries is only one thousand years.
No. 972107 ID: 0640da

Sorry, please correct my math.

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971637 No. 971637 ID: 7f716e hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Hello! Welcome to the quest, I hope you all enjoy it :)
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No. 972071 ID: dce46f
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Of course your father would only buy you the finest clothes around!
No. 972072 ID: b1b4f3

Have you asked your parents yet about your memories of being a tiny mouse?
No. 972076 ID: 82a196
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No. 972088 ID: 977456

Of course you can go to school in your pyjamas, you just have to own the look and revel in the comfort. Spend the time you would have spent getting dressed to train up your strutting skill.
No. 972106 ID: 9876c4
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For Rome.

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961071 No. 961071 ID: 1301e8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

[Very NSFW]
CASE 3 & 4:
The Riddle of Prometheus and the Theft from the Gods.
The Exodus of the five Muses of Creation.

Wiki and previous threads: https://tgchan.org/wiki/New_Horizons
Discussion thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/112260.html

“First several of the Prototypes disappears, then five of our most valuable researchers quit on the spot and now you’re telling me you’ve lost a room sized fabrication station!? Those things didn’t just sprout legs on their own and walked away, damn it! Find whoever took them and get them back, NOW, or we will have an even worse PR nightmare than we already have with these annoying protester.”
Sol Corp Suit.
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No. 972022 ID: 45acae

I feel like filming it might give some of your Serpens brethren the wrong idea. Pornography has some implications you'd best leave untouched. On the other hand ask the serpens males that are there if they'd mind if you brought friends to the party. Hopefully they say yes and Rend can bring you those protein drinks. If they're not on board, I can't think of another excuse and you'll have to give rend a rain check.

Also Tell Evylin to make it easy on Leon, he won't be into sharing, especially not with strangers, so he'd be happiest with a one-on-one experience. Or instead maybe tell the other three males that Leon has Evie handled. Maybe ask Rhea to keep them occupied if they go looking for the Varkian experience, to give them more Varkian than they can handle? I'm just worried Leon's going to get so completely turned off it'll do worse than ruin just his night.
No. 972032 ID: 2aa5f0

yeah I don't really think you have the pull as of yet to just kinda shove everyone into a last minute orgy at the breeding pit. I mean the only reason you're getting to breed all of them is simply because they're short handed but I feel that it would be a real dick move to take advantage of that fact to turn what is basically a job (even though an enjoyable one) and turning it into your own personal party would probably be looked down upon at the very least.

So maybe in the future when you've made some more connections, raised your rank, and have more time then last minute you can try and see if you can't bring some of your friends down to the pit but for now I say it's probably better not to invite everyone.
No. 972044 ID: f3f534

Don't invite anyone so that this only involves the people that need to be there.

And make sure you keep an eye out for that reporter so that she doesn't ruin anything!
No. 972078 ID: ee3642

You're gonna say "no" to recording the orgy. The time constraints really get in the way of doing it right, or even at all. Getting consent from all parties involved alone would take too long and would almost certainly get hung up on Leon, especially if the video is gonna be distributed, either for sale or for free. Also, doesn't Drusa want at least some kinda "theming" or something for her videos? She isn't gonna have time to set that up here. Frankly you're rather fuzzy on what she and others get out of these videos, so you don't know what she'd want in setting one up.

You're also gonna say "no" to bringing more people along. Considering there's already gonna be you, the five Serpens gals, three pro male Serpens breeders, Rhea and Leon, who's already super nervous doing this with ten other folk involved, adding three more people is gonna make it too complicated. You'd also feel like you're imposing on them, bringing in more people suddenly.

Also, you don't know for sure if Julia would have a partner; Well, besides Ben. You're gonna be busy with at least five gals, the male Serpens from the Brood Pit are also gonna be similarly busy and you don't know if any of them would be down for sex with non-Serpens, and Leon... Yeah, Leon's gonna be a nope. That leaves Rhea. Would Rhea be open to getting down with Julia and vice versa?

Since Ben, Julia and Drusa are gonna miss out on this orgy, how about you give them one verbal I.O.U. each to come with you to another orgy in the future; It's pretty much a guarantee you'll take part in one at some point. Then you'll have time to check if it's okay to bring 'em and that they'll have other partners. And you'll also give 'em another I.O.U. each to have sex with you in any way they want; Within reason and consent, of course.

As for what
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No. 972102 ID: 7fafab

Inviting the three of them doesn't seem like the greatest idea to me, in all honesty. We can always set up a foursome later.

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966467 No. 966467 ID: ed041d hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Everyone out in the galaxy is in it for themselves, to make it anywhere you gotta make it big, and in this case, bounty work seems like it'd be worth the time.

With everything else from diplomacy, to warfare, to politics, having your own brand of freedom out in the Galaxy is a hell of a thing.
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No. 972090 ID: b6c5d5

Uh... well, best keep it professional for now.

This many bounty hunters, the L.A.W.'s thinking it's important - so the score's bound to be big. Maybe even big enough for a split. Since you nabbed Jackson on her, you might be persuaded to make the reward lean a bit harder in her favor than yours if she's up for a bit of co-op and the contract deets are good for it. Jackson said she'd hounded him pretty hard and if she hadn't been there you wouldn't have gotten the drop on him so well.

Anyway, sometimes an extra body - or brain - is what'll get someone a leg up on the competition.

And there seems to be quite a lot of it this time 'round.
No. 972091 ID: 4f51b2

Now now, don't blush like a teenager, you have experience. Mmm, oh! Sorry, I have to say is quite distracting but I'd lie if I told ya that you don't look good in it.
No. 972093 ID: 9876c4

It's a pretty nice ass, and you're a pretty capable gal. Fist wasn't small potatoes, and he was almost yours.

If they brought us all here, it's something big. We should keep each other in mind if we need backup. I already like you more than half these yobs.
No. 972098 ID: 44b1b5

"I mean, bold of you to assume there's only one target, with this many people called in. If we're going after a group, we could all be winners, assuming things go well. Say, what were you doing with that fabricator that you decided that searching for Jackson was less important? You forget to pack any heat?"
No. 972101 ID: ae9bd9

She is being a bit too casual about your gawking at her and it is coming across as fake. Something is up.

Either she is building up to the big reveal that she is actually a he (and is banking on you being straight), or (more likely) she is trying to play you. Watch yourself.

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967024 No. 967024 ID: 9f39fb hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

It's humid today, and the river's flow toward the sea feels more sluggish than usual.

Your name is Olvir. You're a mirelop. And today, after 20 years, you're finally going to leave your tiny swamp town.

You're going to learn magic.
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No. 972083 ID: 6cc1d3
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Curiosity gets the better of you. You dump your bag on the ground without a second thought and start climbing, using the roots as footholds. It's so easy! This thing is so tall and you're already halfway up it without even jumping! You could probably quite easily use this as a lookout, or a hiding place.
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No. 972085 ID: 6cc1d3
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Oh fuck.
No. 972087 ID: b1b4f3

Go back down! Get your dagger, and your shield rune out. Hope it doesn't actually attack you and stays in its tree. Try not to get separated from your pack.

Any idea what this thing is?
No. 972100 ID: e51896

usually hissing is a warning sound that animals make when they want others animals to leave them alone or face consequences. Just climb back down and leave this thing's territory and it wont attack you. Dont forget your bag.

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935060 No. 935060 ID: 395c02 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

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No. 971975 ID: b099e2

A. It's between you and Mama.
No. 972013 ID: ae9bd9

A. While this isn't something so serious as being between you and her. She could be hurt and it would be better to be safe than sorry. Tyrsis should go get help while you can try to find her as soon as you can.
No. 972052 ID: 094652

B - You need an extra pair of hands in case something... happens.
No. 972097 ID: 3fd119

B. You really are in this together. He should see whatever she has to show you, too.

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956815 No. 956815 ID: 11f77a hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

You think this is the place, it’s a good thing you won the raffle and the spaceplane tickets are already paid for or this would’ve been a huge waste of money! DAMA’S Spa & Bathhouse, huh? Maybe she lives in an apartment upstairs.

Yamelle Cecil-Naast... interesting name.

I hope to make this a quick one-shot, enjoy! Maybe it’ll be definitely NSFW? I dunno what’s gonna happen! Handholding? Also, non-canon! Pretty much non-canon.
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No. 972059 ID: 4f51b2

"Yeah, I don't think is weird". Ask her if she has done this before.
No. 972060 ID: 3994a2

Seconded, let's not put her too on the spot; she'll drop the pretenses when she's good and ready. Until then, if she wants to pretend this is purely out of professional curiosity... well, it's still an amazing handjob regardless, right?

As you admire the view, think to yourself about how far this might go... will she choose to partake with more than just her hands? Regardless, the thought alone should help your member stay at its most... impressive, which would probably be a nice reward for her in itself.
No. 972062 ID: 3994a2

Also, let's just let her know that she's, uh, very good at this.
No. 972073 ID: cdabe3

No. 972086 ID: 0fae41

You appreciate the help, it's hard to think right now but all the thoughts are pleasant.
Idly wonder if the paint's safe to eat.

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953402 No. 953402 ID: fd2dfa hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

So after some deliberation, I decided instead of waiting, I'll try to run this alongside the civgame. My train of thought is in the discussion below(not gonna make a new thread for this, it's gonna be one chapter only).

This is a very NSFW quest! Expect nudity, violence, gore, non-con, sexual intercourse of hetero and homoerotic natures, confusing story lore, cryptic bullshit, borked updates, and stupid names

Discussion - https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/129715.html
Wiki - https://questden.org/wiki/The_Family_Business (I swear I'll actually do something to this page. Someday...)
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No. 971929 ID: 9fad0d

option 1 this time, just be cautious that they may still be significantly sour and vengeance filled about that "killing her father and defiling his corpse in some eldrich ritual" thing
No. 971963 ID: 9876c4

It would seem too much revelry would dull us for the hunt to come.

let's plan and sharpen our senses.
No. 971967 ID: ccb733

The real question is, the mother or the daughter? Maybe a closer look will help us to choose..
No. 972054 ID: 094652


You've done things to the puppy and her family. Things that must not be solved with plowing. Find a different use for her and her mother, or save them for hostage exchange.
No. 972074 ID: ccb733

Let's see how neh-ya-ka/ Gormoamhi pups look like!

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954051 No. 954051 ID: c70ff4 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Chapter 11
+18 Adult content

First thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/860238.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Moot_Point
Previous chapter https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/940228.html
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No. 971852 ID: b1b4f3

Hmm, lots of bodies... but wouldn't it take a long time for them to ah... assemble? They're all in what is essentially cold storage.
Also it sounds like they might run out of mana during a war, and literally fall apart.
No. 971854 ID: 365ffb

This is genuinely hella fascinating. Nerd out to your heart's content.
No. 971858 ID: fa2754

Is there enough magic around to animate all these people back into battle?
No. 971887 ID: 4a9aa5

You really wish you'd thought to bring your notebook to record this stuff. Something to remember to do every time you come up to the barghast.

So, how old is that 30,000 to 35,000 head count? Do they still do a regular census to determine how many of those folks' spirits are still around, mentally together enough to fight and if they have damaged or missing parts?

Assuming those troops were stored in the same or similar way to Graves, how'd they go about assembling the troops and how long did it take? Because it seems like it'd take quite awhile to get all those people's bones to the right person. That'd be a detriment if the barghast comes under a sudden major attack. Hm... If the newly assembled troops also assemble more troops and so on, the assembly speed would scale almost exponentially. Then the limit would be space in the ossuary tunnels for them to move about. Though, in this case it'd make more sense to keep each person's bones all together for speed of assembly. Packed properly they'd take up hardly more space.

Hm... Why aren't there teams of historians and archaeologists up here? Getting first-hand accounts of history from those present would be something historians would love, and archaeologists would love to get a chance to work on a actual barghast. It seems like such a rare opportunity that such academics would be chomping at the bit to take advantage of.
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969126 No. 969126 ID: e7703b hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]


The guild test was simple, as all I did was provide answers from examples in the books reviewed yesterday. It was late morning when the result was released to me.

The guild lady, Cynthia, attaches a small tag to my id bracelet, it flashing brown before fading out.

“And with this, you’re registered as a rank F adventurer.
You are entitled to most of the F related missions on the board, and allowed to buy and sell materials to the guild. For now, you’ll be put under observation until it’s proven than you can be reliable enough to be on your own, or else we’ll provide you with alternatives, such as joining in a party, or shadowing a more experienced member.
The colors go from brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet, according to your rank. There are a variety of criteria for someone to rank up, including peer reviews and achievements. You could also always refuse to rank up, whatever the reasons, but doing so would limit what you can do or benefits you can get. There are many reasons to do so, and the rank within a guild hold little relation to how powerful a person is, so please, don’t think you’re strong just because the person next to you have a lower rank.” She sighs, “There are a few people who have a sense of enjoyment grouping with lower ranking people, only to feel dismay as their party ranks up above them, or even worse, obstruct their achievements. That’s why we have strict guidelines and rules on how people conduct themselves.”
She reaches up to rub my head.
“Any questions?”
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No. 972038 ID: f2320a

Why not try and clear it up into a single spire
No. 972040 ID: e78a3b

If possible, sure. Altho making such a large spire might have unforseen consequences (such as destabilizing the mine)
No. 972041 ID: adb916

Start small and gradually make larger spires
No. 972042 ID: 5b0071

Make a few spires. Might look fishy if we can suddenly copy the mage's brick spell.
No. 972043 ID: 6e6f32

Clear all the rubble into spires. See if you can adjust the shape of the things as you go. Maybe make something easier to work with.

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969963 No. 969963 ID: d63ea8 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Previous Thread: >>/quest/960828

My name is Ashley Peterson, and I think I’m lost.
I often go for walks, my job is stressful, and I like the cool feel of the night air.
This night hasn’t been different from any others, slightly cloudy, with a faint wind from the northeast.
Yet the wind has died down, and there isn’t any activity... anywhere I think.
Sure, I see lights in some of the windows, but no people.
No cars.

I always take the same path, turn left on 87th and then right onto Acheson.
It isn’t the most direct route to the park, but I find that tenement districts are a lot quieter than the major roads.
Acheson Road has also become the URC’s newest project, and you never know when you might see something.
There’s a bridge that overlooks one of the park’s rivers, the way that the water quietly snakes between those rolling grassy hills…
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No. 972011 ID: a9af05

Go home and don't look in your bag.
No. 972025 ID: b1b4f3

(asking about repairing the door)
(Thk's message about other stuff in the room)

((There's probably some hidden stuff in the audio here but I was never good at separating voices like that.))

Not out of the woods yet. You need to find a marked street. That's the first priority, so pull up your map to find one. It was "safe" to do so in the culdesac so it should be safe on the boundary. If it gives you some nonsense just get moving.
Can you turn your phone into low power mode, once you're on a marked street? Reduce energy consumption, like for instance by turning the light down. Also turn the sound setting to vibrate so it won't give you away, but will still enable Errant Signal to alert you.
No. 972027 ID: adb916

Yea I'm just going to go with spooky voice effect and leave it at that.
Energy saver mode definitely sounds like a good idea, unless It says something. We seem to be back in the normal world where things like 4% battery mean 4% battery.
That primal dread, was, probably, primal because this WAS the monster in the dark, retired as it is now.
No. 972030 ID: dce46f


Just doubling down on everything this guy said
No. 972036 ID: 36784c

If they’re hitching a ride in your bag, would you even be able to pull any of your belongings out of the bag? Would you be able to get your pepper-spray if you needed it? You should ask if it would be safe for you to reach into your bag while they’re in there, that way you’ll know if you need to do something special or if you shouldn’t even attempt it at all.

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962973 No. 962973 ID: 470289 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]

Hey it's Killer Quest
It's a quest about Killer
Who is bad at writing songs

She likes to fight and brawl
And has a degree in history (with a forestry minor)
And a gal pal named Jenny

This quest is about her
Doing stuff, probably
Anyway lets start

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No. 971167 ID: b1b4f3

>rogue supremacists

Also go say hi to the cops since you're so buddy buddy with them.
No. 971169 ID: 0fae41

Go say hi to the cops. If you're a freelance cop, maybe you'll get paid for helping them out?
No. 971979 ID: 15a025

What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?
No. 971982 ID: 470289
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>What's this about getting kidnapped? You were kidnapped before?

I don't want to talk about it.
No. 972015 ID: 0fae41

And you were about to follow a drone into a dilapidated building? ...Please go say hello to the nice police godzilla, she will keep you safe (from yourself).

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962109 No. 962109 ID: 891b91 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

“INDIVIDUAL! Thou art before this tribunal to answer for thy crimes most grievous... Thou art charged with triple-recursive chronospatial inversion, dimensional deparallelization, probability manifold nullification, and toroidizing chrono-synclastic infundibula!”
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No. 971337 ID: f7cdf8

At least anchovy doesn't digest you back.
No. 971379 ID: a9af05

I agree with this! Stuffed crust is the best!
No. 971383 ID: afd902

Is there any part of us that isn't weirded out by this? Cause if so, that part might have been the unconscious basis for this.

Also, do you recognize anything about the little lady with the nice butt? Species, individual, mannerisms? Is there any reason to suspect that shes a real person (or that shes not a real person)?

Cause, somebody real to talk to would be nice. On the other hand, if shes not real, we don't have to feel bad about admiring that booty.

Also, think hard about stuff-crust pizza.
No. 971388 ID: 17bcce

We don't gotta feel ashamed either way, just don't be creepy about it. everyone can appreciate a nice ass.
No. 971981 ID: 15a025

Ask for a slice yourself or do you have to wait for another?

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No. 971305 ID: 7d9195

Why does it feel like Mash did this intentionally? Why would she wish to sabotage your mission? Does it have something to do with her dream earlier? Or was she somehow talked into this by someone else?
No. 971307 ID: 70a051

Mash's expressions suggest dropping the first bottle was an actual accident, but after that she decided to smash the rest so Brass wouldn't notice the absence of the one she gave us.
No. 971308 ID: 7d9195

The way she's looking away makes it seem precisely like she did it on purpose.
You look away, you drop the item, and then you say "Oops!". The cliché!
No. 971449 ID: 8fab7a

Someone pointed out that she looks up and her expression might be one of surprise, not eye-rolling. We've already seen something/someone that can poke through walls.

Shock at seeing that thing/person has already lead to one mishap (the door handle), so it's not unthinkable that Mash jerked in surprise and dropped the glass, then just reacted quickly from there.
No. 971977 ID: 15a025

No time to think about it now. Hop to it and run before you both get caught!

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969389 No. 969389 ID: a307f1 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

You are a gay little animal, and it’s your day off from work today.

Every day, a thousand hours a day, one million days a week, you work as a cashier at The Store in exchange for Dollars. But not today!
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No. 970806 ID: b13dfe

Light compliments and shared interests are a great way to get things going while you peruse the menus. I second both complimenting his fashion choices and talking about Pocket Guys.
No. 970818 ID: a0dfd2


Love that tidiness with the power strip, though it looks like Splotch might be a little RGB-happy.
No. 970847 ID: d186fc

Lol nah, that is just the gamer aesthetic.
No. 971876 ID: 4efca3

You can talk about how much you like Dorian Electra! Maybe by suggesting a little background music.
No. 971974 ID: 15a025

Talk about Pocket Guys and show him your deck.

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936867 No. 936867 ID: 0d5cb3 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts] [Last 100 posts]

Groggy Morning...

In case anyone missed it when I said so, I decided this quest won't be full nsfw. First thread is a good indication of how I want to keep it for the most part.

Part 1: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/732068.html
Disthread: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/99036.html
Wiki: https://tgchan.org/wiki/Shark_Quest_-_Jiggy
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/jiggydino
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No. 970985 ID: b1b4f3

Looks like you could open the bottom part of that console on the left.
No. 970986 ID: e7c7d3

Any closets or lockers along the wall?
No. 971053 ID: fa2754

Did any ocean folks put up any sort of plaques in here describing how this ship went down? Tourist attraction and all.. look around for the captain's cabin I feel like it's nearby here.
No. 971086 ID: 5f4030

It’s a bit of a stretch but hey you guys have electronics that work underwater, do any of the controls for the ship look like they might still work?
No. 971973 ID: 15a025

Mess around with the computers. Maybe they're still somehow getting power to turn on?

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