[animated] >... >Welcome back. >I am relieved that I have made it in time. >There is a dire situation that we must tackle together.
What's all this? Who am I this time? What's my motivation? How many close-ups are in my contract?
>However, I must first conduct the standard testing procedure to determine if you suffer from any memory lapse from the prolong cold sleep. >Please state your name, rank, and posting onboard the Morpheus.
We are Legion, for we are many. We are a Rank TG Immortal Entity, and our posting is within this host.
>>197601 Why isn't it obvious? I'm Hedy Lamar, a leading lady in Hollywood movies, and I'm here as part of the United Service Organization's operation to keep troop morale up!
>>197601 Heady LeVar. Major. Ship AI.
>>197601 Oh there is a shitload of memory loss here. Which is why we're freaking the fuck out and wondering what the fuck is going on!?
>>197605 Hedley!
Name: Ellen Dietrer Structor Rank: Major Post: currently being realocated Major D. Structor was the best pun i could come up with =c