>>244557
Eh, all right. If you want.

okay.

>>244558
>>244559
Cool, glad to see at least a couple of you are down.

It's uh...looks like some meteors or something coming down around him. Pretty sure that's a boot he's looking at. Also? Naked. Naked, staring at a boot in a meteor shower, and doesn't look happy about it.

I bet we can make one helluva first impression here, but I got nothing. Any suggestions?

2010/10/16(Sat)22:35 No. 244564 ID: f52552
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Say hello to the both of them, both the man and his chest, which looks mildly worried.

Also, claim to be RAOUL, THE LOVE GOD, and promise eternal delights if he performs seven secret services.

'Naked in a meteor shower' would be a good name for a band.

Ha ha good one dude The Advisor 2010/10/16(Sat)22:48 No. 244572 ID: 919826
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>>244564
Ha ha awesome I will try that, hang on, let me fix something. You guys got my title in some kinda display now, right? Lemme know. In the meantime...

"Hello, mortal and his sentient chest! I am RAOUL, THE LOVE GOD!"

Ha ha man this guy is just sitting there flipping a shit. Look at his dumb face. Lemme rotate the view, see who that boot belongs to.

"I promise you eternal delights if you perform for me seven-"

What the shit The Advisor 2010/10/16(Sat)22:49 No. 244573 ID: 919826
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"-oh shit dude what is her problem"

Oh shit, dudes. What is her problem? Uh, freeze it again.

tell the mortal to leap aside and question what is going on.

Man what is this I don't even The Advisor 2010/10/16(Sat)23:21 No. 244596 ID: 919826
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>>244576
Yeah dude, for sure.

"Hey jump back, naked dude. Bitch is about to smack you with some scrap metal."

Hey so if he thinks anything interesting I'll let you guys know by like marking it off or something.

> How about like this?

Mostly he's just blubbering right now, though.

Man. The Advisor 2010/10/16(Sat)23:23 No. 244600 ID: 919826
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Yeah uh I guess she got that right. Man, this guy is only now wondering whose voices he's hearing. Or uh, I mean,

>I wonder whose voices those were?

Yeah? I got this.

okay, tell him to stand up and look for the nearest exit to this place, is it just that door over there?

Hey now bromeo, I explained this before I am RAOUL, THE LOVE GOD!

Now put the moves on that bitch.

As in, beg for help or some shit, you ain't gunnu get no pussy sitting around on your naked ass.

Also find a helmet or something.

>>244600
He should ask if she means he can go in that entrance behind her. Because head hitting rocks are falling every other which way.

We should get out as soon as possible. This place looks like it's going to blow up or something.

>>244600
So we're advising an advisor
shitissometa.png

move that naked ass

THis is actually a pretty cool setup this guy's got going on. The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:17 No. 244631 ID: 919826
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>>244605
Ha ha, oh yeah.

"RAOUL THE LOVE GOD demands that you perform,"

Uh, what was it?

"...Seven sexy trials for me."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:19 No. 244633 ID: 919826
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"Woah man, calm yourself down. Yeah, yeah, memory loss. Pretty common around here. S'actually one of the search terms I used when I found you. As I was saying, sexy trial one: ask that girl the business. Get her to tell you how to get out of here, and into her bed."

>>244631
LONG AND SHORT OF IT

TO GET PUSSY YOU NEED TO BE NEAR PUSSY

ONLY VISIBLE PUSSY IS LEAVING.

FOLLOW.

ALSO METEORS

The first trial is to run out that door fast goddamn it! This is a SERIOUS SITUATION! But also wiggle your ass while you do it. It's a sexy trial after all.

well the chick is gone, all chances of doing those sexy trials is gone, so sure we can help. so main voice, what can you do?
also suggest he just head to that door.

>>244633
okay follow faster mystery naked man.

SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR POTENTIAL SEXYTIME PEOPLE. She dropped that rock thing, grab it. Investigate those dead people, maybe you can find some clothes there. Also sword.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:23 No. 244641 ID: 919826
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"By the way, you don't actually have to talk. I can hear your thoughts."

>That's... that's pretty much just creepy.

"Yeah. I like to party. So uh, find a helmet. Maybe that thing the girl dropped?"

>Looks like a mask to me.

"That's a pretty weird thing to think. No eyeholes or anything."

>Huh. Yeah, you're right. Something just made me think of it as one, I guess. Weird."

"Yeah, so anyway hey let's do some not totally asinine bullshit and go follow that girl."

>Right.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:23 No. 244643 ID: 919826
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>This door doesn't make any sense.

"Cool story bro."
This guy, my god. What an asshole.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:24 No. 244644 ID: 919826
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>Uh, okay. Now what.

Oh, uh, pause it.

if we are underground then up is a good idea. if in an above ground building then sideways would be best...
let's try up.

Hey so tell him we're cool and all but ask him what the hell is going on

Go up the stairs!

Also tell him to put the mask on his face and see what happens

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:45 No. 244655 ID: 919826
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>>244645
Oh yeah, I don't gotta stay on this guy. Guess I could look around, you know, scout ahead for him and all. Lets see, Only three exits from this room. Stairs to the ceiling, hallway to the side, way we came in. Dunno if we're above or below ground, like I said I just found this asshole. Lessee, through the hallway we have...

>>244655
CLOTHES

GO GO GO

GET THEM NOW

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:46 No. 244657 ID: 919826
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...Looks like a bedroom? Some clothes hanging out of an open wardrobe, open chest, bed, bookshelf. Oh, hey! Window. Looks like we're at ground floor. And up the stairs...

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)00:47 No. 244658 ID: 919826
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Oh hey, there's the lady. She's uh...

Well, I guess she's setting fire to a door. Whatever.

Anyway, haven't unpaused it yet. I'll totes tell dude to put on the mask and tell me what's going on.

naw, why put on a mask if he can't see out of it? can't lead him around.
tell him to get the clothes on. running around naked is a bad idea.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:36 No. 244678 ID: 919826
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"Hey. Hey kid, put your mask on."

>Kid?

"Yeah, whatever. You don't remember your name."

>I...

>...Oh god, you're right.

"Hey, trust in RRRRR...RUFIELO? Uh, GOOFY, wait no..."

>RAOUL?

"Yeah, that. Trust in RAOUL, I'll getcha a name later. I'm great at names. Anyway, that mask?"

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:38 No. 244682 ID: 919826
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>Wow, this is great. I can see better with this on than I could with it off. It lets me zoom in, look in any direction without turning my head...

"Hey! That's my job. I just did some recon for you. Uh, girlie's upstairs, and off to the side is-"

>Clothes! I see them.

"God damnit. I hate that mask now, take it off."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:40 No. 244684 ID: 919826
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>You know, I don't have to do whatever you say. In fact, you're kind of an asshole. I'm gonna go put on those clothes.

"Great. That's exactly what I was gonna tell you to do. You just keep doing what I say, you know, retroactively."

>Whatever.

Ugh, what a shitstain. Let's see what that girl's up to.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:41 No. 244686 ID: 919826
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Oh! Uh, I guess she burned the door down or something? Thought it was stone.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:42 No. 244688 ID: 919826
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What is she doing? Just kinda standing there. That dude's a fucktard, and the girl's boring. I'm liking this setting less and less.

maybe she turned it into lava? also tell the dude that you can sing the song that never ends if he gets too uppity.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:43 No. 244693 ID: 919826
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Crying like a little pussy, huh? Well, whatever.

Maybe dude's dressed now. I'm tired of trying to use creative camera angles to hide his tiny dick.

>>244693
Just leave her be. I'm sure we'll figure it all out much, much later.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)01:47 No. 244696 ID: 919826
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"Your girlfriend's in some kinda old chapel thing."

>My what? The girl who was trying to kill me?

"Hey dude, c'mon. You're a guy, she's the only girl you've seen so far. Obviously, it's true love. It's how these things work."

>What things?

"These things like you're in. Uh, situations?"

>I don't follow.

"Quests! You're on a quest."

>I... what am I questing for?

"Uh, right now, I'd guess your memory. It'll probably turn into something else later."

>It's how these things work?

"You're catching on."

Just letting you know, I'm really fucking confused here.

>>244696
Get book.

Or ignore us, that's cool too.

>>244696
That book next to him has the same symbol as the mask. Maybe it's a guidebook or a manual or something? Tell him to check it out then hit up that bedroom, if he would.

hmm, yes, that book has the same shape as the mask on it. may be useful.

>>244697
Hey man, me too. But hey, you want something explained, ask me and I'll tell you what's up. I mean, unless I don't know yet either.

>>244702
Okay, how about everything? Why were there rocks falling from the sky? Who is the girl? What's the thingy following her? Why did she say what she did? What's the relevance of the symbol? Why was he naked and without memory? What is this place?

>>244696
Hey maybe the book is a diary or something? (urge to spoil backstory... rising)

>>244704
Oh hey bro, I don't know that stuff, and neither does Donatello here. All I know is I was searching through, like, everything ever for people with recent memory loss. Lotta these things start out that way, you know? Anyway, Higgen McGiggenbottom here popped up and I passed the buck off to you guys to help me harass him and/or help him.

Looks like some serious shit went down prior to his memory loss, though. Personally, I'm pretty pumped to piece the puzzle together, but hey maybe that's not your cuppatee or whatever.

>>244711
So, what are you exactly? Formless being without shit to do with a direct line to Legion?
But yeah, tell him to check out the book then the room. Looting is always a blast.

>>244707
Hey what? If you got some prior beef with Godzilla Jr. the masked previously-naked asswipe don't go bringing it in here, aight?

>>244713
Uh, I'm The Advisor? Says so on my little green tag and everything. C'mon, dude.

Anyway, I gotta go lose consciousness for a few hours. Uh, I'll leave it paused. Anyone wanna help me name Kidney Lumber Quatrain here?

>>244711
Hey man, I just don't enjoy running on half a tank when I got a country to cross! Also, getting an emotional moment like that with no connection is kinda weird. But hey, if I know that you're going to handle it that we'll do fine, that's cool. I'm not a big fan of in media res when I'm part of it, 's all. Continue, by all means, you don't have to stop for me.

But you're cool for doing so, thanks.

>>244717
That totally and utterly answers my question in full detail, thank you for telling me.
Let's call Kaysadilla here Rick. He looks like a Rick to me.

names, names....
lord dickless.

lol joke joke.

seriously, name him adriack gunner.

>>244719
Rick sounds good.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)10:31 No. 244933 ID: 919826
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"Yo, Rick."

>What?

"There, you answered to it. It's your name now."

>Fuck you.

"Ha ha man, you gotta simmer down."

>Why?

"'Cause I'm just here to help."

>Fine. Then help.

"Word. Step one, you must read that red book on the table. It has the same symbol as your mask."

>Looks like a religious text.

"Awesome. Summarize it for me, I'll take a look around."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)10:34 No. 244935 ID: 919826
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>This is asinine.

"Naw man, it's gonna be important. How these things work, remember?"

>Fine. So the gist is that there are these three gods: creation, destruction, knowledge. AB, EB, and OB. Fire, ice, and lightning.

"Uh huh. What do they do besides creating, destroying, and uh, knowing shit?"

So there's another door in this room that leads to a t-intersection. turning left, there's a staircase down.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)10:41 No. 244938 ID: 919826
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>Uh, they fight, mostly.

"Cool."

>They sort of made the... like the framework for the world, but they kept blowing it up by fighting all over it. Creator guy split it in half, told the other two to take their half apart and eat it at their heart's content, and then made earth on the other half.

"Got it. That's the fire one, right?"

>Right.

"So, fire makes stuff, ice eats stuff, lightning takes stuff apart? Where does it go from there?"

>Uh, EB and OB ate their half, came to Earth and tried to eat it too, but the humans had picked up all the little pieces of the gods that they tore off each other when they were fighting in the beginning. They used them to become mages and fight the other two off without AB even waking up to notice.

"Got it. Fantasy setting, magic users, elemental gods. Kinda cliche, but I can dig it."

>What?

"Don't worry about it."

So the other way at the T, I thought it was another hallway but it's apparently just a dead-end. Weird.

dead end looks like it has a secret thing. that one brick stands out.

Push that brick that has all its edges visible. If nothing happens, just go through the door.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)11:37 No. 244971 ID: 919826
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>>244955
>>244966
Nice eye, dudes.

"So hey, that book is great and all. You've done like four of my seven sexy trials now. Anyway, trial five, go through that other door, turn right. There's a brick sticking out. Probably a secret door or something."

>Oh. Uh, okay. Maybe you're good for something after all.

"Yeah, I like to party."

>You said that already.

"I wanted to reiterate."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)11:40 No. 244973 ID: 919826
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Awesome. Handprint lock, looks like. Don't worry, I'm not so dense I need you guys' help with this one.

"So shove your hand on that hand thing and let's get going."

>I hope you know what you're doing.

"Yeah, me too."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)11:49 No. 244976 ID: 919826
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Blah blah, secret door, blah blah.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)11:50 No. 244977 ID: 919826
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Secret tunnel, secret tunnel~

Leads to creepy thing~.

"Hey, Rick. There's a creepy thing."

>God damnit Raoul, I know.

well he probably USED to know what the creepy thing is, it's his secret tunnel after all.

Go say hello to the creepy thing!

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)12:19 No. 245004 ID: 919826
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"Say hi to it!"

>What? No! That's retarded.

"Naw. This is obviously your secret tunnel. Your handprint worked."

>Maybe it just had to be, like, a human hand.

"Yeah well, I still say you say helloooo"

>Oh fuck it's looking at me!

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)12:19 No. 245008 ID: 919826
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"How can you tell? It doesn't have eyes."

>Not helping!

tell him to take off the mask. she almost beat him with it, she probably doesn't like it. have him put it in his pocket or something. if he doesn't want to then ask if he wants a girl to beat his ass AGAIN.

Okay go say hello to the GIRL then. Rick likes girls, right?

>>245009
Oh fuck man, Rick just pissed off some creepy fucking thing. We need to get him some rad powers through the mask and magic and shit.

Hmm, the mask must have something to do with the shit in the book. Might be some sort of arcanotech that lets the user use magic and shit. Lets see if he can do any rad new things.

>>245034

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)13:26 No. 245050 ID: 919826
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"Hey, take your mask off."

>Why?

"She obviously doesn't like it, she almost killed you with it before."

>Point. But that's assuming she spots me, which she hasn't yet.

"Well, say hello!"

>What? No!

"Look Rick, you don't know where you are, who you are, or how to get out of here. Plus? I'm still like 75% sure she's your love interest. You can't just drop a lead like this."

>I guess she is kinda cute. Kinda flat, but nice butt.

"See? What'd I tell you."

>You heard that?

"Ha ha. Gotta get used to having someone else in your head, buddy."

>Okay, fine. But I still maintain that this is a bad idea.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)13:27 No. 245051 ID: 919826
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This guy, I swear. No balls at all. Romantic subplot's gonna be a bitch to get through in this quest, I bet.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)13:27 No. 245053 ID: 919826
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I mean, assuming there is one. She doesn't look too happy to see him.

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)13:27 No. 245054 ID: 919826
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Ugh, what is this.

i think she is telling the big thing to talk to rick.

>>245054
Tell rick to hold up his hands and say he doesn't want any trouble. He's confused, alone, and now things appaerently want to kill him! Hey, you seem powerful, please, just help him out until he can defend myself! Please?"

>>245054
Some big fucking thing made out of shadows. Lets hope she doesn't sic it at Rick. Wimp would probably die then.

Hmm, wonder what would happen if you let some blood drop on the mask while wearing it? Could be an intersting experiment for the future.

But for now I guess he should be prepared to run if that thing turns out to be hostile. If it's not then he should go up and say hello more in person I guess. Thank her for the save and all that.

Okay so Rick needs to let her know that he was just saying "hi". I mean goddamn, bitch, it's just some common courtesy. No need to go summoning things at folks.

The girl told the big thing.

"Go see what he wants. Don't hurt him unless he tries anything."

One other thing: You can use IRC to announce updates on #rubyquest at rizon. Save my poor F5 key

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)22:44 No. 245446 ID: 919826
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"Okay, so I know you're gonna wanna panic like a pussy."

>Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck

"Yeah, like that. Just calm down. Someone's pretty sure she said 'Go see what he wants. Don't hurt him unless he tries anything.'"

>He's a seven foot tall monster!

"Yeah well, just let her know you're confused and alone and possibly in danger. Seems like she'd relate. You were just saying hi. She overreacted."

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)22:47 No. 245448 ID: 919826
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"No, you little shit. I didn't say to apologize. Now you look beta as fuck."

>What?

"Beta male? Like, unconfident, not assertive? Chicks do not dig that. Are you listening? No, don't tell her you're leaving! Why are you making that face?"

The Advisor 2010/10/17(Sun)22:47 No. 245451 ID: 919826
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"Oh. Huh. Well, see? All the more reason to turn around and..."

... let's not try something. just calmly explain that we wish to leave. i don't think we can be alone or creepy thing will kill us.

Don't move. Tell the big guy that there's a thing over there that should probably be killed instead.

>>245452
"Please tell your lady summoner person that I am very confused and there are monsters stalking me and if she wiped my memory she has a responsibility to at least help me until I can defend myself oh god I don't want to die what did I do I am so lost aaaaaaaaaaa"

>>245466

Alright, let's see if this posts correctly this time. Say this, exactly this. It pretty much conveys all our available knowledge in a pathetic but slightly endearing fashion.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)00:24 No. 245526 ID: 919826
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"Okay, Rick, I got a script for you. Say, 'Please tell your lady summoner person that I am very confused and-'"

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)00:25 No. 245527 ID: 919826
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"Eh, whatever. That was the gist of it."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)00:25 No. 245528 ID: 919826
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Ha ha, I like this guy.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)00:27 No. 245530 ID: 919826
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>Hilarious? Wait, what did I even say? I think words just came out of my mouth.

"I just came IN your mom's mouth."

>Fuck you.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)00:28 No. 245534 ID: 919826
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I'ma pause it here. Later, dudes.

well you are the love god, and all the ladies need love. :3c

>>245534
Smaller shadow dude is unamused.

On another note, introduce yourself as Rick.

>>245537
Also tell her she's getting all wet out here and that we should really get under some shelter.

>>245534
Introduce yourself and ask what's going on. Only thing you know is that you woke up naked in a meteor rain and shit has been weird since then.

Okay, time to get some questions answered. She was in the room at the beginning with the dead creatures like the one stalking Rick, so he should describe them to her and ask what they are and let her know there's another one out there. Ask her who or what you are, who (or what) she is, and who or what those black creatures are. Ask her about the mask, and the book, and how they are related.

And ask her if she has a boyfriend.

That about covers everything.

>>245605
On that last action, make sure to do the Fonzie double-point thing.

Hey Advisor, let's screw this guy and go hang out with Awesome McAwesomepants over there.

Say hello to Alanna.

>>245618
Who?

>>245618
is that the big black thing, the smaller black thing, or the girl?

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)17:46 No. 245749 ID: 919826
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"Okay, so some folks are asking you to start getting some answers, and warn girlie about creepy guy. But you should probably introduce yourself first or something, yeah?"

>Oh god talking to girls is hard!

"How do you know? Baby steps."

>Uh-

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)17:48 No. 245750 ID: 919826
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"Yikes. Babier steps. Like, maybe just practice standing up first. You should probably shut up right now."

>Yeah. Yeah, okay.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)17:51 No. 245751 ID: 919826
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"Okay, now here's where you gotta wow her. Say something clever. Don't stare at her wet t-shirt. Maybe just laugh it off, like you're so confident it doesn't faze you. Yeah, how about like, 'ha ha I've had better introductions before, hey I'm Rick, terrible weather we're having,' etc."

>Um.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)17:52 No. 245752 ID: 919826
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"Well, you're wobbling, but you're still standing."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)17:53 No. 245756 ID: 919826
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"Nice. You've successfully navigated the introduction. You're like 1/100th the way into her pants."

okay cool. now ask if she knows anywhere to get out of the rain or something. or maybe that that is a nice name.

I approve of Allie. She's clearly able to put the past behind her and take responsibility.

As for yourself? Don't go around asking for things. Ask how you can help her.

That's a nice name.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:50 No. 245812 ID: 919826
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Pfft, you wanna compliment her? Yeah dudes, whatever.

"Hey Rick, be a pussy and tell her she's got a nice name."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:52 No. 245813 ID: 919826
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"Oh hells yes. Tell her RAGU THE LOVE PRINCE came up with the name, and he says she's pretty cool for an ugly girl."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:52 No. 245814 ID: 919826
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"Puuuuuuuuuuussy"

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:54 No. 245815 ID: 919826
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Oh shit, exposition time. Nice. This setting's not half bad after all. Sounds like quests happen alla time around here.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:57 No. 245816 ID: 919826
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"Oh, cheer up Rick. So you're not a real boy. Ain't no fairy godmother to come fix you. Jesus, I've seen other questers take things twice as bad twice as well."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:58 No. 245818 ID: 919826
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So there's our mystery solved. Needs more objective.

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:59 No. 245819 ID: 919826
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"Ugh, jesus dude. Give the lady a hug at least."

The Advisor 2010/10/18(Mon)19:59 No. 245820 ID: 919826
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"Attaboy."

>>245815

"Could be worse. So, uh... no hard feelings? Only you looked really mad earlier... understandable."

Alternatively, smile and hum happy birthday, the song.

awwwww, that's pretty cute. well let's see her house. help her fix it up.

I still don't get why she's blushing, but whatever.

Shouldn't we mention that 'thing' we saw just before big shadowy and scary grabbed us?

Yeah, we should mention the weird thing.

Also turn to the little shadow dude and ask him if he wants a hug too.

Okay, next you unzip your shorts...

>>245837
dude, in the middle of nowhere on the wet ground? do you WANT to get sick?

>>245855

You need an answer?

Man, I'm so torn between using everything from the original adventure, or just letting this fan-fic sequel quest go on the way it has been.

Alright, a compromise, then.

Tell "Allie" here that you've got spectral advisers amalgamated to you. She'll know what it means.

Oh, and the whole love-plot thing? Yeah, not going to happen. You're in no position to go after that sort of thing, lost memory or otherwise.

>>245914
>Man, I'm so torn between using everything from the original adventure, or just letting this fan-fic sequel quest go on the way it has been.

What previous adventure? It's almost like you're alluding to something the author has made pretty clear we aren't supposed to know about. So yeah. Knock it off.

I'm not reading it unless he links it himself, because otherwise it's metagaming. So yeah.

>Oh, and the whole love-plot thing? Yeah, not going to happen. You're in no position to go after that sort of thing, lost memory or otherwise.

Hope springs eternal! After all, no matter what happened before, we're Rick now! Totally different person.At the very least let's be friendly and not give up early because of something we clearly don't know about.

I guess he should get going to the house. He should ask about the mask thing though. Why did he have it?

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:39 No. 245998 ID: 919826
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>>245914
FFFFFFFFFUCK THAT NOISE. You're saying I'm getting sloppy seconds, here? And no chance of sweet lovin'? Well, that certainly ties up every loose end possible. Surely there is nothing of value left here. Lessee what else is on.

"Yo, Ricky-boy. Best of luck to you. I'm peacing the fuck out. Try not to die."

>Wait, what? I was actually- I mean, you were an asshole but-

"Yeah yeah I know, I'm tearing up a little. Peace."

I am not actually tearing up a little.

Okay, so I want something with some damn romance this time. I'ma search for that. Lessee...

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:39 No. 245999 ID: 919826
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What am I looking at here?

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:40 No. 246000 ID: 919826
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Hmm...

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:41 No. 246001 ID: 919826
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Aha! There's our romance. But, it looks like this one is wrapping up.

Let's spice it up a little. Let's try UNRESOLVED romance, and see if I can put in some terms that would relate to an incomplete tale...

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:42 No. 246002 ID: 919826
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Huh, what is this, the Pogeymans? Psh, Pikamins is lame and for kids.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna hit random.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:43 No. 246003 ID: 919826
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Ha ha! look, a tiny woman!

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)09:44 No. 246004 ID: 919826
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Test the waters here.

"Greetings little woman! I am RAMBO, THE LOVEMASTER!"

This looks promising, let's make her a hero, or a villain, something grand anyway.

Let's start by telling her that she is destined for greatness and that you are here to help her achieve her destiny! And to help her find love, but make her believe that's just secondary.

>>246004
Hmm, this doesn't look halfbad. Well aside from the tuskmouth there. Ugh, talk about ugly and no taste in men. Besides, there's the size difference, that pairing just can't work out.

Lets give her the usual stuff about destiny and find out what we can about her.

awww, i wanted to see what was going on with rick. still need to fight off that creepy dude. but i guess we can help out the tiny woman for now.

>>246010
Eh, I'll come back later, I guess.

I put the little fairy girl in her own thread.
>>246012

>>245998
What

Dude

Not fucking cool man.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)12:20 No. 246028 ID: 919826
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Aight, y'all convinced me. Gonna try to follow both these people at once.

Oh son of a bitch, did I forget to pause this one too?

"Hey Rick, what's shaking?"

>>246028
Is she talking about that faceless tentaclelegged guy? Because that sort of fits her description. Oh shit, they might be his fucking hitmen out to take down all the copies, because the dude might have come to the conclusion that having multiple hims running around without any real loyalty to the original is a seriously bad idea.

For a reason that we should get the to test out. Now Rick may not have the near divine powers the original have right now, but he should have the ability to become just as powerful as the guy was before sapping power from a god. So we should get him training on magic and stuff, might turn out he's fucking awesome at it.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)12:26 No. 246032 ID: 919826
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>Oh hey! Glad to have you back.

"Yeah, who wouldn't be?"

>Allie was just talking about the spider-leg-guys.

"Nice. Did you fuck her yet?"

>Uhm

>No...

"Well, let's work on that."

>...Huh. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

"Yeah?"

>Thanks for reminding me that you're an asshole.

"Anytime, kid."

>So we've been walking a while, and she's explained a lot of stuff. Are you one of the same spectral advisors that helped her out?

"Spectral advisors? No, I'm all man. Tell her I'm way sexier than that guy."

>Nah.

FFF-

Did he grow some balls in the last fifteen minutes?

>>246032
He learned to do shit himself! Haha.

Anyway, look behind you, Rick. Betcha Creepy mcCreeper is there!

probably got some confidence from talking to her. if that isn't love then i don't know what is.

He should ask her about how magic works here! She did some funky summon stuff, what's that about? Also ask about Franklin.

>>246056
Okay yeah this is a good idea. I'd understand if she doesn't want us to learn magic, though: Apples, trees, falling etc.

If that's the case, then ask if she can help you learn to defend yourself. Franklin might be able to teach you!

((And he hates the fuck out of you for macking on his girl so bonus points for severe training!))

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)22:18 No. 246227 ID: 919826
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"Nice. You're sticking up for yourself now. You passed the test."

>What?

"I was just, y'know, trying to toughen you up."

>I don't buy it.

"Well, whatever. Can we still work together?"

>Yeah, sure.

"So, first things first, did you learn about the mask?"

>Yeah, it's apparently just an enchanted mask. the symbol on it is the symbol of the three gods, which this mage guy put on everything.

"Enchanted? So, stuff you wear can be given magical properties?"

>Uh, I didn't really ask about it.

"C'mon, Rick, these things are important!"

>Okay, sorry.

"Why don't you ask her if you can learn some magic? Be gentle about it"

>Uh, okay.

>>246227
Four or five spells is better than none.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)22:21 No. 246229 ID: 919826
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"Huh, if she's not that great a mage, how'd she beat that other guy? Did she say?"

>Uh, something like she was temporarily bound to the god of destruction. Its personality was supposed to overwrite hers, but somehow her spectral advisors kept her mind in control.

"Nice. Is she still like that?"

>No, once the advisors left, the god left with them.

"Huh. Okay."

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)22:22 No. 246230 ID: 919826
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"Hey sounds like she can teach you that one thing, Rick."

"Rick?"

Oh god damnit.

uh oh, the popo, play it cool.

Oh shit, it's the cops. Put on your cool face. Act like nothing's wrong.

Tell Rick that his magic is most likely fire for now (the fires of love baby!), and to be sure to get a chocolate cake with strawberry icing to celebrate his birthday (as apparently he was just born)! DEMAND THIS ODDLY SPECIFIC CAKE NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS!

>>246230
You also have a summoned being standing behind you still. It kinda is magic. You know what, you might just have to fucking run so be ready for that.

>>246230
>Don't tell these people about magic

>Frederick's still there

UHM.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)23:52 No. 246247 ID: 919826
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>>246238
Ha ha, I guess that's something relevant to whatever Allie went through? Well, I guess the worst that can happen is it'll be a hilarious non-sequitur.

"Hey, Rick! Rick! Something absolutely urgent! You must tell her that you want a chocolate cake with strawberry icing for your birthday!"

>What?

"Just do it. I got a lead, says it means something to her."

>I... uh, okay.

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)23:54 No. 246248 ID: 919826
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"Ha ha, awesome, let's see what she says..."

"Kind of..."

"...Kind of a cold shoulder she's giving you there..."

"...Ha ha..."

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)23:55 No. 246250 ID: 919826
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>What

>What did you do?

"Oh."

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)23:55 No. 246251 ID: 919826
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"Oh shit dude."

The Advisor 2010/10/19(Tue)23:56 No. 246252 ID: 919826
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"I'm sorry."

So uh, on another note,
>>246238
Fuck you, guy.

i think that means the voice known as NaiveOne is now on probation for suggesting to say something that was apparently a really bad idea. anything it says take with a grain of salt.

>8I

GOD DAMN.

Mental note, advisor: tell her we apoligize and that she is very scary.

>>246252
Wow, she really has some issues. Rick probably isn't going to be able to hit that any time soon. But on the good side we have found more humans now, so he can find someone else to bump ugly with instead for a while until she settles down.

Ok, get him to follow her lead. And we're probably gonna have to guide him through this. Oh, and he has a total lack of identification papers, that will be fun. Have to act completly normal then to make sure they don't ask to see stuff we don't have.

Hey a piece of advice, ake sure you comb your hair a bit before taking the lead. Your hair looks a bit of a mess. I don't want to see a hero of sorts looking all scrrfuy now do we.

>>246303
VotD has good advice, for once. On your first opportunity, you'll want to shower and clean up.

Okay, so someone posted the quest involving that girl in the discussion thread here:
>>>/questdis/335226
tl;dr:most of the summary the girl gave here:
>>245815
is accurate, except that the guy (Tristan) didn't make clones of himself, she killed him and the electric god thing regenerated him from a drop of blood.

As he had been nearly completely obliterated before this, he had no clothes left upon regeneration, and his red dyed hair regenerated to his natural dirty blonde. Also, the electric god is also the god of knowledge so it took all his memory as payment and split.

In other words, "Rick" is Tristan. Near as I can tell, his original plan was to brainwash these two gods, OB and EB, bind one to himself and the other to this girl Alanna, which should have overwritten her personality, leaving her like his god-slave or something while he created another universe to rule.

Problem is, she had these spectral advisors in her head, and that kept the magic from working properly. The god got bound to them instead of her, she stayed in control of her own psyche, and she went on a whirlwind adventure to defeat him blah blah blah.

His plan at that point was apparently to subdue and rape her so she'd have a kid that was the child of all three elements (since humans are already children of the third god left out of the equation) who could live out his dream for him. So, pretty villainous dude.

So, I'm not unpausing his screen yet because I am really not sure how to proceed here.

Please advise.

>>249187
And hey, none of this matters. So what? We aren't Tristan, we're Rick. Whoopdy doo. She associates the rape with a red-haired guy, not a dirty blonde. So long as we no longer reference the shit Tristan pulled on her, we'll be fine and banging her in no time. We've made suggestions, so yeah. No change in our plan of action.

>>246322
>>246303

>>249187
Let the police officer ask their questions, not move on love sub-plot thing until we can convince Alanna this dude is a totally different Bro, and act like total sly motherfuckers with these cops

>>249192
In case you don't get it: Don't reference Alanna unless we will die otherwise. Doing so will make it clear Rick is Tristan instead of a new guy, which makes things very dangerous for us!

>>249192
I would like to point out that he did not actually rape her, he just planned to, and basically spelled it out that he was gonna do it whether she liked it or not.

Tell Rick to just follow her lead.

The Advisor 2010/11/02(Tue)23:06 No. 251737 ID: 919826
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"So, Ricky-boy. Play it cool with the cops, like a boss. Also, try to take a shower or something."

>Thanks, ass. What, the rain wasn't enough?

"Apparently. Your hair is still sticking up all over."

>I think it does that on its own. So, the cops...?

"Whatever. Just do what they say. They're cops. Don't freak out. You have a magical disembodied time-altering voice in your head if you need anything."

The Advisor 2010/11/02(Tue)23:07 No. 251738 ID: 919826
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"Stevenson? Really?"

>It was the first thing that came to mind.

"Could be worse, I guess."

The Advisor 2010/11/02(Tue)23:09 No. 251739 ID: 919826
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Oh, huh, pause. I don't think girlie's got a plan. Maybe Rick can bail her out here. Any bright ideas for what to say here, or you wanna just leave it up to her?

Let's see, the tree's fallen over, there's holes in that house, uh... oh, the glass is broken. HM.

Lightning struck the tree, causing it to fall over. some branches hit the roof, knocking a hole in it. You don't clearly remember whether or not they fell in, but it looks like the window suffered some damage too...

>>251742
If you think the explanation would benefit from it, I could go scope something out while we're paused here. Remember, I'm not stuck staring at this asshole's ugly mug all day.

I guess it would also help to say something about why we were in the woods and why the mom's not there, too.

It certainly just looks like a crazy burglary. How can they expect Alanna to know what went on if they have no evidence she was here at the time of the incident? We don't have to know what went on, Alanna was having a day out and presumably her mother must have been home at the time. Since this seems like a massive Home Invasion, the disappearance of Mom can be blamed on that while we let the police try to explain what went on themselves.

They don't know shiiiiit. Also if we need a coverstory or something, just say Rick's a homeless poor dude. Alanna was kind enough to offer him some canned food like beans. They aren't good covers but they don't need to be. What are we, suspects?

>>251748
Dirtbag, as usual, comes to the rescue.

>>251748
Playing dumb is usually a good idea with cops, regardless of whether you know anything or not. I support this. However, it's suspicious that one of the house occupants was absent at the time, then comes wandering out of the woods with a homeless guy some time later.

How long has it been? I didn't read the first thing. What's the time frame between kidnapping and the present moment? The longer it's been, the more suspicious this story's gonna be.

I say Rick pretends to be Allie's boyfriend. They went out on a romantic camping trip in the woods for however long and they're just coming back to find this. Plus, romantic tension!

>>251808

Nice cover!

And it's a great way to not only confess but to make a bold step. Haha!

>>251808
>>251811
except for the part where allie beats the shit out of us for being presumptuous.

>>251818
That comes later~

>>251818
She'll know we're lying to get her out of this. Look at her face in the last panel, she's begging Rick to come up with something.

>>251825
She's begging The Advisor to come up with something, not Rick. Since she knows it's following him. Only reason I said homeless guy was because then it would explain why he has no proof of his identity, SS number, parents, etc. because he could have been homeless since childhood. It's suspicious, but if he's her boyfriend they'd expect him living in a house with all those things. I don't think old Tristan was dumb enough to leave evidence pointing out himself beyond well, the destroyed house. As for the time displacement, Alanna was out with some friends for her birthday and went out of the city for a while? She probably has friends she can convince to lie for her or we can bribe a few cool broads to be the evidence for that story.

If he's homeless, we can probably get a new SS number eventually that he can work with so he doesn't have to keep up a false identity. OF couse this shit runs on tropes, no one is going to question the lack of SS number, birth certificate and residence so actually the boyfriend thing might work.

Slap her.

The Advisor 2011/02/08(Tue)23:00 No. 280472 ID: 919826
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Hooboy.

"Hey Rick, buddy. You would not believe the couple months I've had-"
>I don't care! What do I say to the cops?
"Oh, right, that. Hang on."
Gotta pause them again and re-read the thread. It's been a while.

Oh yeah.

Heh.

"Okay, so Allie is your girlfriend..."
>Raoul! Not this shit again.
"No no listen, she's your girlfriend and you went on a romantic camping trip in the woods together a couple days ago. You have no idea what's up with the house, and neither does she. The bacon's got nothing on you, this is your story. Deliver it with confidence."

The Advisor 2011/02/08(Tue)23:01 No. 280473 ID: 919826
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There we fucking go.

The Advisor 2011/02/08(Tue)23:01 No. 280474 ID: 919826
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Ho ho. Everything went better than expected.

The Advisor 2011/02/08(Tue)23:02 No. 280475 ID: 919826
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>Hey, you know, this story kind of works. Plus, it got Allie to put her arm around me.
"Yeah yeah, let me know when she puts her legs around you too."

The Advisor 2011/02/08(Tue)23:03 No. 280477 ID: 919826
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Oops, didn't count on the mom factor.
"Keep your cool, Rick. Don't suppose you remember an addresses offhand?"
>Nnnnno.
Well, shit.

say that that would be rather hard as rick is from out of town, and was here for a visit, and does not mind waiting at the station.

>>280477
Time for more lies. Tell them that Rick lives out of town. Then ask the officer for some personal space so that they can take care of some stuff. If he starts being annoying then blow up on him over the fact that the house was just destroyed and the mom is missing and that shit kind of elevates stress levels.

>>280477
Heeeeeerrreee? You lost your apartment a week ago because you lost your cheap-ass job that was barely keeping you there in the first place and now you couldn't pay rent. The romantic camping trip also doubled as a job interview as a camp counselor but everything got ruined by a serial killer with a chainsaw that Alanna thwated all by yourself as you played the normal roll as damsel in distress the camp closing due to a budget cuts.

It just hasn't been your week.

You're doing what all young men do when they don't have a proper place to stay. You're staying at the Y.

Creepy thing is behind a tree behind and to your left. Be advised.