Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)17:15 No. 248087 ID: bf1e7e
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I like to do my best to help out around the town, often by taking care of the baby ponies. It isn't bad, the baby ponies are cute and it makes me happy to help them.

Tonight, though, there appears to be a problem. I am in the nursery in pony town, putting the baby ponies to bed so that they can get some sleep and be full of energy for playing tomorrow. But Baby Cloud Dancer doesn't seem to be able to sleep, and she is sobbing loudly.

Smack her in the nose to establish dominance. If you don't train them early, they'll never learn.

Little crying ponies get a hoof in their mouth.

The key is to horse-kick her in the head. That should knock her out.

Alternatively, ask whats the matter.

jegus x-ing, what is with this horse-slaying suggestions?

we must do some horse whispering and find out what ails the tiny-pony-pidgey-thingie in order to order it around properly.

>>248087
You look a bit annoyed. This sort of thing happen often, or...?

>>248087
She's probably crying because of how her sibling 'disappeared' recently. I recommend quieting her down with a soft promise that if she doesn't shut up, she'll be the next one to go.

Is she old enough to talk? If so, ask her what's wrong. If not, gently lift and cradle her with your telekinetic pony magic.

No hitting children! Lets try to calm her down. Maybe some sort of treat, reassuring words? Ask her what's wrong too of course.

Wow. Nice auto ponychan in here.

Sage-ing because not quest relevant.

Another +1 to solving this problem with the judicious application of blunt force trauma.

Give the kid some milk if you have any.

>>248087
Ask what's wrong.

Stick something in her mouth. That doll or the sugar cubes over there should do.

>>248122
Realistically this is probably not a bad idea.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)18:57 No. 248163 ID: bf1e7e
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>Hit Baby Cloud Dancer

What?! That is unthinkable! I'd never hit a Baby Cloud Dancer, or any other baby pony, just because they were upset. That would be terrible!

>>248093

What sibling? You mean Cloud Dancer? Cloud Dancer goes flying off all the time, this isn't anything unusual.

>>248094

I don't have any 'telemewhatsits' powers, I'm a unicorn, not a wizard. If I wish hard enough I can wink or conjure marshmallows, though.

>>248122

I conjure a marshmallow in her mouth with my unicorn magic. She stops bawling loudly as she chews on it.

I nudge her up into the bed and ask her what is wrong.

>We pwaying in mushwoom fowest earlier ... and -sniff- and we came back ... and ... can't find handkuwchef.

Aww, the poor thing. It sounds like she lost her handkerchief at the MUSHROOM FOREST.

>>248163
Well, I guess it's pretty clear what you have to do now!

You just have to make sure Cloud Dancer doesn't do something stupid while you're out looking for a handkerchief.

TO MUSHROOM FOREST! FOR GLORY AND HEROICS! Ask her what the lost cloth looks like first though. Just to be sure. And promise her you'll go take a look for it but only if she stays here and snoozes away.

>>248163
Pff, handkerchief. She'd best get over it.

>>248163
Well then, take her along as you search for her hanky.

>>248171
Yeah, if she knows how to fly she might be able to look from the air.

>>248163
ADVENTURE TIME. TO THE FOREST!

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/25(Mon)20:42 No. 248214 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248171
>>248187

I'm not bringing Baby Cloud Dancer with me, it's her bedtime!

>>248167

I already know what her handkerchief looks like, it has her cutie mark on it.

I tuck her into bed, and promise that I'll go look for her Handkerchief, but she needs to stay here and sleep.

>-sniff- th ... thanks Stwabewwy

Is there anything I should do in PONYTOWN before I head to the MUSHROOM FOREST?

>>248214
go to town and meet up with cloud dancer if it's the same pony town.

>>248214
Get all your friends for magic adventure, then go to forest.

Purple Honey Tart is right again! Go see your friends, Strawberry Fluff! Tell them that you're going out and that someone should keep an eye on the baby ponies and anyone who wants a nighttime adventure - Wooo! - should come with us!

What happens when Baby Cloud Dancer grows up?

You should try to find Regular Cloud Dancer so she can help you look for the binky.

Suggestion 2010/10/25(Mon)22:27 No. 248280 ID: 067e60
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Also arm yourself with guns and possibly katanas. Who knows what type of dangers and/or assassin ponies are out there...

>>248276
But wait: what if this is a prequel?

Hold it hold it. No need for crazy cross overs this early. Look. We know our friends are all over the freaking place, underground, some in different towns and so forth. We ain't got time to hunt them all down! We'll get out chances to pose as a team -later-

Really:Just go to the forest. Find the Hankey. I mean it's a place where children play how dangerous can it be?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)15:36 No. 248566 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248280

I don't know what any of these are.

>>248221

That sounds like a good idea. It is her baby's handkerchief, after all.

I head over to Cloud Dancer's house, but a quick peek in the window tells me that she isn't home. She's probably off flying about somewhere. So irresponsible...

I think everyone else is in bed, and I don't really think that I need to wake them up. The Mushroom Forest is pretty safe, and it isn't that far away.

>>248566
well then. onward to the forest

>>248566
Get ye to the forest!

>>248566
FOREST HO!

Who's the dad?

Head off to the forest.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)18:41 No. 248650 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248621

Dad?

>>248569
>>248592
>>248611
>>248626

I head out of town and off to the mushroom forest.

It's a very quiet place without all the ponies playing here.

>>248650
a dad, you know how baby are made. Right?

>>248653
Now, now Snow Breeze! Proper young ponies shouldn't talk about such things. So Strawberry Fluff, can you remember where that poor baby pony's Hoofkerchief went to?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/26(Tue)19:03 No. 248672 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248653

Of course I do. I -was- there when Baby Cloud Dancer was born.

>>248666

I certainly don't, I wasn't even here today.

well then, let's just look around, should turn up sometime.

Maybe you can see further if you take the high road! Get up on top of the mushrooms and start jumping from cap to cap!

>>248672
So what happens if you eat these shrooms? does it make ponies get high?

I agree with Braided Island! Just carefully look under every stalk and cap!

Coconut Glory! I'm ashamed of you! We should be looking for a foal's Hoofkerchief. So we had best make this search quick!

You should look atop the mushrooms for the handkerchief as the little flyer probably left it somewhere high!

>>248672
How do ponies reproduce, anyway? Like regular horses?

>>248705

We don't talk about that in polite compony.

Well she can fly so it's going to be a bit of a nuisance checking everything. It could be atop or behind anything 'round here!

Well at least we can teleport, make sure to glance behind the few stalks you pass, maybe Wink atop one of the taller ones for a quick overhead-look around.

Also:Ponies are made by MAGIC they need no vulgar reproduction acts!

>>248705
They wish for a baby and it comes out of a magic mirror.

stop for a while and listen.

im thinking that maybe her friend is actualy lost in the woods, also looking for said hankerchief like the little good foal she is.

>>248714
this is now cannon.

Blue Sun Crumble, it is 'Stay a while, and listen', hehe. Not that I play those nasty violent video games or anything, I'm a good pony.

Is there anyone around you could ask if theyve seen it?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)16:33 No. 249451 ID: bf1e7e
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>>248676

Why would ponies eat mushrooms?

>>248705

When we stand in front of the magic mirror and make a wish, we get a baby. We tried to stop Cloud Dancer from doing it, but she did it anyway.

>>248737

What friend?

author aside: the mirror thing was already canon

>>248855

Not at night.

>>248675
>>248712

Checking the high road is probably a good idea, Baby Cloud Dancer is a pegasus pony and she likes to fly.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

Well easy enough. Wiggle your way up a bit more. Make sure you have a solid footing and take a look around.

If you don't spot it, teleport to one of the nearby taller Mushrooms after another wishing spell. Look around some more.... and depending on what we see we'll decide where we go next from there.

>>249451
>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

Hold on a sec. Do I hear someone or something pining and whining up there? We ought to investigate. Someone's obviously out late; maybe they've seen the thing.

>>249464
I think that's how she's levitating herself up to the mushrooms.

also ==>

why wouldnt you eat mushrooms?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)17:39 No. 249467 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249464

That was me wishing. I have to focus really hard to wink. Some unicorn ponies are really good at it, but it takes a lot of concentration for me.

>>249466

Why would we eat mushrooms when we could eat fruit and cake?

It looks like I've reached the canopy of the Mushroom Forest

>>249467
Would that happen to be the handkerchief in question over there?

>>249467
The hanky is up ahead! go grab it!

>>249467
Man you have to be missing out on some nutrients, girl. You need some protein in that diet. Spaghetti, steak, potatoes, bread and stuff.

Yum could go for some spaghetti and meatballs right now. Wish for a plate. Also wish you can find that darn hankey easier.

Certainly looks like it. Keep an eye out though.. somethings fishy here.

Glance down the sides of the mushrooms as you make you way to the hanky. Slow and steady here. Be careful and stuff! If all goes well we'll yoink it and take off.

>>249470
oh snap its a wish come true. Damn woman, you got wishing skills so good that you would be an excellent helper for Pinocchio.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)17:54 No. 249479 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249468

It looks like it is!

>>249471

I can't just wish for whatever I want! The only things I can do with my wishing are winking and creating marshmallows, like I said before.

>>249470
>>249473

I make my way slowly and carefully towards the handkerchief. Wouldn't want to fall.

Wait, what's that?!

>>249479
Looks like some kinda shadowy black bird thing going straight for that handkerchief there.

Do something! Something like charging straight at it without thinking about what will ensue thereafter!

Gah! It's going for the Hanky! There's no way we can rush over there quick enough to stop it.. and concentrating on magic would take even longer...

Yell at it! Loudly! Maybe we can startle it "HEY GET AWAY FROM THAT!" or something similar.

>>249467

hey you never know you might like mushrooms too

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)18:29 No. 249487 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249480
>>249481

I try to shout out to spook the bird.

It looks like it's leaving, but it grabbed the Handkerchief on its way!

art error, repostan

>>249487
CHASE THE BIRD!

>>249487
Offer some marshmallows in exchange for the handkerchief.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)19:04 No. 249494 ID: bf1e7e
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I bound across the mushroom caps as fast as I can, but I can't keep up with the bird!

It soon leaves the mushroom forest and flies off toward Spire Mountain.

swear on your horn that you will not give up, AFTER IT!

>>249494
well you already made it this far for a fucking handkerchief may as well go up the mountain.

ADVENTURE!

Uhh... what do you -know- about Spire mountain? Is it full of nasty mean monsters and other dark things?

you dont have any responsibilities to take care of right?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:06 No. 249513 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249508

Well, I tend to look after the Baby Ponies but they usually stay out of trouble. Nobody makes me do it or anything though, I just like to.

>>249507

I don't really know anything about Spire Mountain. I know that there are old stories about it, but I don't really know what they are.

I see nothing wrong with this plan. Danger is fun!

>>249451
pardon me, i have no ranks in MLP lore
>>249513
what do you know of spire mountain, and what do you think stole the tissue?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:45 No. 249533 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249528

Well, it looked like it was a giant bird that stole the handkerchief. I guess maybe the giant bird lives he-

Huh!?

==>

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/28(Thu)20:46 No. 249534 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249533

>==>

ow!

Oh no are you okay Strawberry Fluff?? :o

>>249534

I have a sneaking suspicion that this may be a trap. CAREFULLY extract yourself if you can; once you're out, it may be prudent to hide in the rocks and see if your would-be captor shows up.

>>249534
Oh no, now everyone can see your butt!

>>249534
Oh dear Strawberry what have you done now?

>>249534
this is quite a pickle you are in.

if you cant jump out of this one, maybe bare hand digging could do

unless you can conjure too many strawberries and walk on top of them.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)15:18 No. 249816 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249551

I'm sure I'll be fine. It was mostly just surprising.

>>249567

I can't conjure strawberries you silly person.

>>249556

I set about trying to climb out of the hole, but I can barely get my hooves and chin up over the lip so it's not easy.

>>249816
Strawberry Fluff, you silly filly, just close your eyes and wish yourself out of the hole. After all, you -are- a Unicorn.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)16:10 No. 249844 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249833

That sounds like a good plan.

>I wish ... I wish ... I wish ...

JUMP TO YOUR RIGHT!!

>>249844
Incoming net.

>>249844
in a shown of skill and dexterity, wish the net to return to its owner

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)17:26 No. 249871 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249845
>>249846

I throw myself to the right, narrowly evading the incoming net!

What is going on?

>>249868

I can't do that!

>>249871
leg it! theres someone out for you and he will try something stupid again!

>>249871
Looks like someone's trying to capture you.

>>249871
RUN! RUN UP THE MOUNTAIN!

I think we should run away and get someone else to help too. Safety in numbers and all that.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)18:55 No. 249912 ID: bf1e7e
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I stand up and run! Whatever is going on here I need to hurry and get somewhere sa-

==>

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)18:56 No. 249913 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249912

>==>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

it's a harpy!

Okay. This is a bit of a fix we;re in now. No way we can concentrate on winking. struggling to free ourselves will lead to a painful fall.....

Yeah... we're going to have to let it take us where it want's I think..just makes sure to yell for help! somepony might hear!

Wish for a jetpack!

WISH FOR A JETPACK!

>>249913
Shoot marshmallows at its face!

>>249922
Secret unicorn attack: Choke On Marhsmallows!

wait i think you are safe. a harpy would not need supterfuge to catch horses, they are its natural prey.

try talking to it. ask for help related to the traps.

>>249949
>not need supterfuge to
subterfuge*

Strawberry Fluff 2010/10/29(Fri)20:25 No. 249960 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249922
>>249928

I can't shoot marshmallows, I can just create them! And that doesn't seem to help!

>>249919

I cry out for help, but I'm not sure if anyone is really around to hear me ...

STRAWBERRY!

>>249960
if you cant make some sort of bullshit move like making mashmallows inside her brain, just relax.

and play dead. keep attention to your enviroment and be ready to sprint. or jump off a cliff.

uh.

do you have a religion?

It'll help if people are searching for you. They only have to follow the marshmallows! I hope you'll be out of this before anyone starts to worry though.

You wished yourself outta that whole and onto a mushroom, wish yourself into a different direction like earlier .I wish I wish I wish I could get out of this bird's talons.

Or try and poke that bird with your horn or something. When he drops wish yourself to safety.

Make a silent prayer to Princess Celestia!

And Midnight Moon too - can't hurt to cover all your bases!

Conjure marshmallows in bird's windpipe!

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/02(Tue)10:20 No. 251479 ID: bf1e7e
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Ugh ... I must have fainted ...

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/02(Tue)10:22 No. 251480 ID: bf1e7e
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>>249969

What's a religion?

>>249970

I left as many marshmallows as I could, but I don't know if anyone will be able to find them ...

>>250002


Who?

Try to look around without revealing that you're awake.

With eyes that huge you should be able to see 70% of the room from your position.

>>251480
wake up. take a look around.

>>251480
I think you might be in a cage of some sort, but I'm not sure.

>>251480
Well, who created the Heavens and the Earth? Do you give praise to the Sun or the Moon? Any outstanding figures in Pony History?

you see, when a pony goddess meets a pony god, they go out on a date and share apples.

four dates and a ruptured condo later, a wold of magical ponies is born!

anyway, take a peek at your surreoundings.

Looks like you're in a cage. Can you wink out, or do the bars prevent that?

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/02(Tue)16:30 No. 251591 ID: bf1e7e
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>>251490

I don't know anything about any of that. The world was always here, wasn't it?

>Take a look around

It looks like I'm in some sort of small cave with a bunch of ... Straw or something all over the ground.

There is a lot of stuff in here all over the walls and floor and tables. It's very weird.

>>251527

I can't wink through anything that I can't walk through.

make a loud noise to attract your captor.

>>251591
Yeah, I think you need to get someone's attention here.

What's under the pillow you're sitting on?

>>251594
No don't do that

See if you can nudge the bars loose first. Then try making noise.

Alternately, try winking to the tops of the cage bars, then falling outside the cage. It's not a very long drop, and if the floor is covered in straw, you'll have a fairly soft landing.

Do you see the hoofkerchief anywhere?

Whats that purple looking crystal object?

the cage looks quite crude. see if you can torn the links between the horizontal and vertical bars with your horn.

eat the cage...

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/02(Tue)20:04 No. 251694 ID: bf1e7e
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>>251597

It looks like the pillow is sitting on top of some little disc made out of the same stuff the bars are.

>>251611

I'm not sure, it looks like a big sparkly chunk of crystal. I don't know much about crystals beyond that.

>>251599

I stretch up as far as I can and lean against the bars, but they seem to be a lot sturdier than they look!

>>251600

I can't wink through the top, there's some sort of net stretched between the bars!

>>251650

This tastes bad! I can't eat this!

>>251694
Try to make some noise, perhaps by thrashing about!

Just wish yourself up and out of the cage.

Make a marshmallow. Then eat the marshmallow. Then make some noise.

Fill the cage up with marshmallows.

>>251694
Could you wink the crystal or the key necklace looking thing to yourself and use it to cut the net above allowing you to wink out of the cage?

Hey, your necklace/collar thing's gone. Guess the bird/volto critter took it, but why? Looks like it's got a whole collection of doodads, like some crazy magpie.

Do you think you can tip the cage over? The bottom's probably not meant to hold well when there's nothing underneath it. If that doesn't do anything, the net will be easier to get at if the cage is sideways.

The space between the bars appears to be wider than your torso. Try and slip between them.

your control collar is gone

hulk out

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)17:43 No. 254566 ID: bf1e7e
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>>251723

I try to shake the cage over, but I don't have enough Oomph to knock it over from inside!

>>253609

They may look like that from there, but I can't get my head through.

>>251718

I can't wink other things unless I am carrying them, and even then they need to be really small.

>>251705
>>251708

I start to make marshmallows in the cage, though I'm not sure what this is meant to accomplish.

Scream and shout and throw a fucking fit.

damn, okay just start making noise.

Looks like someone is home. Ask them who they are and why they kidnapped you.

wheres the exit? can you trhow a mashmallow there?

is the pillow completely sewed? maybe it has something inside itself asides feathers or cotton.

throw a pony tantrum at your futile attempts and completely wreck the cage as a result because mad ponies are ponies with that Oomph you need.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)18:40 No. 254591 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254569
>>254571

I raise as much of a ruckus as I am comfortable with. I feel kind of weird shouting a lot.

>>254577

It looks mostly like a big cloth from here. There's obviously something soft inside, though.

>>254575

>"WHAT?!"

say you are mad at them for taking you.

Make several marshmallows appear in his pants.

>>254591
Ask him why he captured you.

Fill that gaping mouth with marshmallows. You two will become the Chubby Bunny champions.

"What do you mean what, you kidnapped me!"

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/09(Tue)20:00 No. 254620 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254597

I can't do that, there are pants in the way!

>>254610

>"NO, FOUND!"

>>254606

>"WIFE!"

um..

Ask him if that means his wife found you, or if he found you for his wife.

Tell it 'no' and bop it on the nose.

>>254620
shove a marshmallow down his throat.

say he needs a pastor or else it wont be official.

"But we are not meant to be! I am a pony, and you are a bird! We're two different genus, or the family taxon, even!"

"i was not lost to be found! now let me go!"

>>254620
Put as many marshmallows as you can come up with in his huge open mouth there.

Become despondent when he just eats all of them and asks for more.

He looks just like a giant grown up baby bird! I could never resist such an adorably gaping beak and wiggling tongue.

Marshmallows~

MARSHMALLOWS. RIGHT DOWN HIS THROAT.

>>254620
10 Place marshmallow in his mouth.
20 Have him say 'Chubby Bunny'.
30 Goto 10

>>254722
AGREED.

>>254757

I am suddenly in favor of this plan.

Say you're not his wife and bite his tongue

This isn't one of those rape things, is it?

>>254757
this

>>254620
Oh god it's Jim Crow. D:

+1 vote to marshmallow-in-mouth stuff. Also, +1 to pony wife. :3

>>254757
This is clearly the only sensible course of action.

Come on guys. Stop trying to solve every problem with our magic powers. This guys a BIRD swallowing objects whole is pretty standard for them, and we can't make marshmallows quick enough for that!

We must use our BRAIN MEATS. He's not too smart we might be able to out talk him... or use our surroundings for an elaborate puzzle once he leaves again.

But yes, fine, give him some Candy. If only so he won't interrupt when we talk.

Namely informing him girls have to agree to be wives before they can be wives. And he's been a very, very bad bird.

No, see, his logic is flawed. In order to be found, you must first be lost. We were never lost.

>>254778
Indeed, this is a pertinent question. Shut him up with a marshmallow and ask.

Maybe if we're lucky, your marshmallows give him horrible indigestion!

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/10(Wed)15:18 No. 254937 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254627
>>254692

>"NOT LOST, JUST NOT FOUND YET! THEN I FOUND! MINE NOW!"

>>254630
>>254682
>>254778

>"WHAT?!"

This guy is very rude ...

>"HEY WHAT ARE Y..."

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/10(Wed)15:19 No. 254938 ID: bf1e7e
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>"..MMMPGHMMRUMGH!"

Maybe now I can get a word in edgewise

Much better.

I got an idea. Say if he finds a handkerchief in the forest, you'll consider marrying him.

>>254938
Headbutt marshmallow so it jams in his throat. Become emotionally scarred as you watch him slowly choke to death.

>>254944
This

>>254938
Tell him to let you out of the cage. Insist that you won't just run off or something like that.

Even if that attack were effective, we'd still be stuck in here. Better try to talk our way out.

Oh and can you make marshmallows that big all the time? Maybe even bigger?

Good job Strawberry Fluff. You're getting better at making marshmallows!

>>254938
Do nothing. CHOKE THIS FUCKER

if it is talking that you want:

DONT HIT ON ME YOU SILLY BOY

"now you sit down and listen! i have never ever met anypony so rude in my entire equestrian life, and i worked as a nanny of unruly boys and crybaby girls!

have i ever talked to you? did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see? and your wife? have you worms for brains? i am a pony and you are a bird!

now you open this cage this moment young vulture or you will not hear no end of this from everypony from here to ponycity!"

"I'm sure you're a nice pony and all, but I'm a pony and you're a bird. I'm afraid it's not gonna work out."

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/13(Sat)16:43 No. 256052 ID: bf1e7e
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>>254972
>>255006

Probably, but it takes a bit of time and makes me a bit dizzy.

>>254944
>>254962

*WHUMP*

I try to lunge forward, but he leans back and my head slams into the bars.

owwwwwww~

>>255020
>>255033

>I'm sure you're a nice pony and all

>"NOT PONY! CRULLIT!"

>but I'm a pony and you're a bird.

>"NOT MATTER!"

>did i gaved you permission to grab me and fly away like that? who told you i was not found? i can find myself pretty easy, see?

>"NOT MATTER! I FIND! MINE NOW!!"

>now you open this cage this moment young vulture

>"NO, LATER!"

It doesn't look like making demands is getting me anywhere.

When later?

A little cunning might do the trick here.

"But if I'm your wife, how am I going to cook and clean your nest if I'm stuck in here?"

Simple minded fool probably wants you to be a servant more than an actual wife.

>>256052
Butter him up - inform him that this is no way to treat his future bride.

>>256052
Well, may as well get used to the idea~ It could be a nice life~

>>256052
Tell him you would be a horrible wife, you can't cook or clean and you nag all day every day. Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

play along. pretend to be his wife. when you see a chance to escape take it.

Tell him your father would never consent.

Strawberry Fluff 2010/11/13(Sat)19:52 No. 256134 ID: bf1e7e
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Ugh ... my head ...

>>256055

>"BEFORE TONIGHT CRULLITS GO OUT TO FIRE! I SHOW MINE SO I BEST!"

>>256056
>>256057

>"WHAT?! NO, NOT WIFE. MINE!!"

>>256070

>Offer to help him find a nice crullit wife instead.

>"YES!! YES THAT IS WHAT YOU DO!!"

OH you are a gift! well then.

Well, that's a relief. Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you? If it's cooking and cleaning, you can bide your time and look for a good chance to escape. If it's eating, we'll have to think a bit faster...

>>256134
What do they do with pony gifts at the fire?

C-C-C-C-COMBO BRAKER!!

>>267463
what's with the necro here?

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)15:57 No. 272351 ID: bf1e7e
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>>256139

>Is he going to give you to the woman, or what? And what's she going to do with you?'

>"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT GIFT! MINE!!!"

>>256188

>"ALL CRULLITS SHOW THEIRS, THEN BOKBOK TELLS WHOSE IS GOOD! ALL CRULLITS WILL BE JEALOUS BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BEST!!! WILL DEFINITELY GET WIFE!!!"

>>272351
So, like, after he gets a wife, what does he plan to do with you?

Chomp his hand.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)16:47 No. 272372 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272354

>"WHAT MEAN AFTER? AFTER HAVE WIFE, STILL MINE! ALL MINE STILL MINE! WIFE NOT HAPPY IF MINE NOT BEST!!"

>>272364

>"OW! MINE IS BAD! IF MINE IS BAD MINE DOESN'T GET TO GO FOR WALK!"

well you ..could..try seducing him?

wait, what? They need to have pretty unicorns to keep their wives happy? O_o

>>272372
Wait, a walk! That's your chance.
Play it cool for now - butter him up. Once you get outside, we can see what our options are.

Suggestion 2011/01/17(Mon)17:04 No. 272381 ID: 4531bc
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>>272378
I heard that in this voice.

You're in a flimsy wooden cage. You are a pony.

When he leaves, just use your back legs to kick the thing over.

It doesn't look that flimsy. That said, persistence is good.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/17(Mon)18:33 No. 272403 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272375

Doing what?

>>272377

>"NEED TO HAVE BEST! IF HOUSE NOT BEST, WIFE NOT WANT! BUT DOESN'T MATTER, MINE IS BEST NOW!!!"

>>272378

I suppose I could give it a shot.

I apologize for biting him, and say it's just from being stuck in the cage overnight. I'll probably be better if I take a walk.

He goes and digs around in a chest, bringing out my necklace and a rope. He opens the cage by fiddling with some sort of latch on the bottom, then puts the necklace on me with the rope tied to it.

>>272387
>>272395

I already tried to break and knock down the cage, I just don't have enough Oomph! Cloud Dancer might have been able to do it, but I probably just can't.

>>272403
Be easily distracted from dire situation by material gains of PRETTY NECKLACE and proceed to prance around gaily.

>>272403
Can you encase things in marshmellows?

Ask for his name and to stop calling you "Mine" and instead Strawberry Fluff. You were already taken against your will, he could at least have a little bit more respect for you.

Any retaliating response and you pull a "Well what if you were MINE, huh? Then I could just walk or fly you out all day with a leash and call you MINE! What if I found you when you lost instead of you finding me? Wouldn't you prefer to be called your name than MINE?" response of that nature. But do it when you're out of the house in case he doesn't take that bullshit. But really you should just start mimicking his attitude until you've convinced him your a waste of space and thus not the best he could offer to a wife. Because surely not even this man couldn't handle himself if he wasn't well, him.

>>272403
Question: Can you wink out with the rope attached to you?

During the walk, trip him up with a marshmallow. Then chew the rope while he's distracted.

Repeat as necessary until you can flee.

Just let it happen. Be the prettiest pony. If he gets the wife, he'll get distracted and that's your chance to flee.

This guy is pretty dumb. There's not much point in trying to argue with him.

Maybe some of the other bird people are less, uh, stupid. Either way, you can get away later if you have to, or your friends will find you.

Be the prettiest pony. Also, if there are a lot of other ponies, they might need your help!

Then you can murder all of the birds with deadly marshmello chokes.

Strawberry Fluff 2011/01/26(Wed)08:40 No. 274937 ID: bf1e7e
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>>272406

I don't know if it really counts as 'gains,' it's my necklace after all!

I guess it is nice to have it back though!

>>272410

No, I'll just go as far as the rope stretches.

>>272409

I'm pretty sure that if I start arguing with him now he'll just take me back inside and put me back in the cage!

>>272420
>>272486

I guess I'll play along for now, it can't really hurt anything and it'll be nice to get a chance to stretch my legs.

Oh wow, it looks like we're up near the very peak of the mountain! There are a couple of other caves here, probably where the 'other crullits' live. And there's a fire pit in the middle. I guess that's what he was talking about earlier?

It's really high up here. I might have some trouble getting down ...

>>274937
I suggest you make more marshmallows. They seem to be eating them.

Oh jeez, don't encourage them, or they'll make you in to a marshmallow slave or something.

>>274937
Roll in the dirt! Be the dirtiest pony!

>>275055
Yes! Make yourself the worst! Make yourself so bad that he looks better for getting rid of you!

Nope, make more marshmallows.

You could compromise by making more marshmallows then smushing them into a sticky, dirt-grabbing mess in your mane.

Strawberry Fluff 2012/02/06(Mon)22:50 No. 384972 ID: 049dfa
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I think about getting all dirty but ... that'd be really gross! I don't think that I really want to do that!

Besides, there's not a lot of real dirt here anyway. It's mostly just rock. And rolling around on the rocks seems like it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>>274949
>>275064

Lacking any better ideas, I make another Marshmallow

>HEY! WHERE TASTY COME FROM?!

It seems like that caught the attention of the Crullit at the Fire Pit.

>>384972
Say that you did it.

>>384972
Point to the guy holding your leash
"Remember you found a bunch last night? He stole that one from you."

>>384974
Sounds good.

Oh hey it's a Strawberry fluff!

If our goal is to make the two argue we could just keep making them and be honest. I mean, dude(?) likes snacking on the tasties. If the other guy tries to take us away he wont be able to have any more! At which point he won't have tasties, which would be undesirable from his point of view I'm sure.

The lie -could- work too but it's going on the assumption he has more to steal.

>>384974
Engage master plan.

>>384974

This.