Nice to meet you, Roanna!

Sounds like a stand up guy.

Roanna 2010/11/04(Thu)16:48 No. 252378 ID: 197650
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Hi!
I'm some way from my father's home town now, I could go to the nearest town and buy/rent a horse there, or I could travel the old fashion way.
I guess I could buy some supplies there too.
That reminds me, they should have ale there!

I could save some of the coin father gave my by walking, it would take longer but I could explore the land more thoroughly.

Well keep going on foot, see if you can find some quality low-price horses somewhere.

>>252378
Cut those horns off from your helmet. Then get going.

why? she is mighty viking lass, and a viking without horns is not any real viking at all.

>>252407
Yes it is.

>>252407
They gain 10 extra viking points for not having horns on the helmet.

>>252444
Quiet you, true barbarian northmen need no viking points. They know that they're better, no matter how impractical their gear.

>>252390
No cutting off those horns unless there is nothing else to drink from, then you cut off one horn and fill it with mead.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)04:59 No. 252651 ID: 197650
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Why would I want to get rid of my horns? Father got me this helmet, and I think it look cute on me!

As for drink, father doesn't like it when I drink, so he didn't have any booze packed. I could buy some in a nearby village though.
Other than that I've got water for a few days, but there's plenty of rivers, streams, lakes and the occasional snowy bit to quench my thirst.

I've got plenty of money with me, father wants me to buy some of the finest mounts of the land.
He gave me plenty of money for the journey aswell.

>>252651
See that's the problem with the horns, they look cute. They're not practical, in fact they're dangerous. You're likely to die because you wanted to look cute.

Hmm, get some meed and the horses. And make sure you're not tricked by the horsemerchant.

anyway... let's hike on down the road again.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)08:12 No. 252674 ID: 197650
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What would get me killed? these are father's lands, noone would dare attack anyone who carries his family symbol!

Let's get going.
I guess I'll go visit the nearest town first, though the horse merchant is several days from here, weeks if we don't hurry.
Father didn't tell me to get back any time soon, so we have all the time in the world.

We should think of some fun things to do while we travel!

jam your sword into that hole in the tree
maybe you will skewer something to eat.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)09:22 No. 252682 ID: 197650
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Yeah, take that tree!

...That's an awful lot of tree sap seeping out of that tree.
I don't think thats a critter.

sweet, we accidentally slain a trent! loot it's corpse.

>>252684
OR we just ticked-off a dryad.
Ask it what it is and why it's a tree.

>>252682
Hmm, it's probably pissed off now. Better cut it down with that axe. Don't forget to resharpen them when you make camp. They're likely to dull a bit if you cut down trees with them.

That's some strange green tree sap. Tree sap is usually transparent yellowish.

How good are you with that sword? Every run a man through?

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)10:19 No. 252708 ID: 197650
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Let's see what I hit then.

What do we have here?
I was expecting a dead Fay in here or something.

I know they're just fairy tales shut up!
Father did tell me about living trees deep in the old woods, but this path has been here for generations.

try saying sorry to the tree, you only want to hunt any critters not hurt it.

>>252708
That's odd. This requires further study. Cut the tree apart and see what you find in it.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)10:28 No. 252716 ID: 197650
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Sorry mister tree! I didn't mean to hurt you! I was just looking for lunch!

I'll be the first to say this is odd, but if I just apologised isn't it hypocritical to then cut it up?

Father and brother taught me how to fight, and my father was a great warrior in his time. Brother isn't bad either, but I'm better~

He told us that he taught us so we could defend ourselves, but should pray we'd never have to use it.
Father rules the land in peace, and has used diplomacy to keep it that way. I've never had the need to actually kill anyone.

okay then, let's keep going.

>>252716
Trees can be vengeful bastards. Better play it safe than sorry and cut it down now while you have the chance.

>>252723
no, we said sorry, if it can't accept that then we will fight it when the time comes.

vikings that dont wage wars?

trees that bleed green?

oh my. how is magic in your country treated?

>>252726
That's hardly the viking way. We should deal with the threat immediatly and finally. Then possibly desecrate the corpse as a warning to others.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)11:54 No. 252754 ID: 197650
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I'll report this to father when I return, in the meantime, I've got my eye on you, mr. tree.

Magic? Magic is only real in fairy tales, stories to scare the children.
The only ones who've been told to ever use magic were elves, and those are looooong gone.
Any magic disapeared with them.

>>252754
So wait, if the elves are all gone then who is the valkyries now? Although I guess those aren't really needed if there's no fighting, everyone would just end up in Hel then.

Oh well, lets move on. The faster you get somewhere where you can get horses and booze the better.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)12:46 No. 252806 ID: 197650
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The mortal usually aren't visited by valkyries, father claimed to have seen one once, but I am convinced it was just a lady-warrior.

Althought father rules his land in peace, these lands are still unstable. War could break out at any moment, as it has done for generations. But father started the longest lasting peace we've seen in a while.

That isn't to say we don't fight outsiders, raiders, that sort of thing. We're not at full scale war with anyone right now.

The elves died out ages ago, they say before man was made. there's only stories of elves ever existing, and there are many versions of the same stories. Some even say an ancient people of Man wiped out the elves.

They're just stories, only children believe in magic.

>>252806
Are you telling me you don't believe in the rune magic of the All Father? Because that can land you in quite a bit of trouble, he's not known for being forgiving. He might just content himself with some sort of prank or gift for you though.

Anyway, if there are raiders that occasionally pop up then you should take more care. Can't know if there are any in the area or not.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)13:35 No. 252832 ID: 197650
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Runes are charms, that's not magic! At least not like the elves had magic. Runes are the will of the gods. There are so many gods, I probbably don't know half of them.
And yes, I do believe in the gods, everyone does.

No raider would ever dare come this close to father's village. It's well armed and there's scouts and patrols always making sure noone is stalking the roads.

the roads are very safe between father's village and Dirime.
Speaking of Dirime, we're here!

First I think we should check out the merchants, a bar, and probbably go shopping for some clothing or visit a blacksmith.

>>252832
Start at the blacksmith or probably better to start with a tanner. By the way, how much money
do you have, anything extra for buying stuff for yourself or only to pay for horses?

sure, to the merchants.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)14:51 No. 252856 ID: 197650
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I'll try the blacksmith first, I could check out some armor, or maybe some cute iron trickets or something.
Oh I can't wait to haggle, back in father's village I used to always haggle with the market vendors, oh the jooooly moly.
This guy is huge!
The blacksmith is a sketchy looking giant (not litteraly), his hair is unkept and greasy, wearing a stained blacksmith's apron. And his head is doned by an... odd hat?
There's a single window in the shop, and it doesn't shine in at a favorable angle, I can barely see the Blacksmith's end of the shop!
I can see a few swords and axes on display.

Im not sure if I'm confident to haggle with this guy, he might break me in half!

>>252856
Lets ask him what he's got in terms of armour. Probably won't be able to afford anything, chain mail is insanely expensive. But if you're lucky he might have some scale mail or something cheaper for sale. You should get some greaves and pants also. Probably going to have to go to a leatherworker for the pants, something that will add a bit of extra protection for your legs. Bare thighs look very nice, but wounds are very nasty. Having a bit of extra layer protecting you is alot better.

also it could get cold and having something on would keep you warm.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)15:21 No. 252865 ID: 197650
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"uuhm.. eh.. W-what kind of armor do you have for sale, great and, uh, giant blacksmith?"
"d'ppends on what you're after."

uuhmm...
I think we should be real specific with this guy. And for the record, im already wearing pants, they're just tight!
So what should I ask for? tricket, scale mail, chainmail, weapons, greaves?

I think I packed a cloak in my bag, but I'm not entirely sure. I'd have to check outside. It's a bit cramped in this shop.

My axe and sword were given to me by my father, I think they are of high quality but I'm not a blacksmith. I'm not sure if his blades are of better quality than mine.

>>252865
Ask him what he's got in terms of scale and greaves, both for your shins and your thighs. Oh, and if he could put some chinstrap on your helmet so it doesn't look like it's about to fall off all the time, makes it alot easier to carry it as well.

If the mail is too expensive then you should probably check out the leatherworker's place. Or the tailor. Either leather armour or quilted cloth can work if you can't afford anything better.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)17:21 No. 252889 ID: 197650
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A propper steed from father's favorite breeder will easily cost 500 pieces of gold.
Ive got a 1200 coin budget from father, but he expects me to haggle it down a little. But even if I don't, father will be pleased if I can bring him a horse or two.

I've got another 500 pieces for the journey.
So I've got a 1700 pieces budget for all of it put together.

The blacksmith shows me his wares, and tells me the prices. He also adds that he isn't very good at chainmail, he prefers to work with plates, and weld them together.

The prices differ deppending on the material.
Any useful piece of welded plate will cost a lot of money.
For anything leather that isn't a whole cap, he tells me I need to visit a leatherworker.

If I want a real helmet to protect me, I'll have to buy one. This one was just a gift from father, and I doubt it's made of military-grade steel!

>>252889
Ask what the studded leather and the norman helmet would cost. If the price isn't to high then purchase the shin greaves that protect the knee as well.

Also, your father seems like a rather rich man. How far does his influence and word stretch? Would you be able to pay this blacksmith for instance in a papper of credit that he can check in at your fathers palace? Or possibly something that you would return to pay at a later date? Hmm, actually would it be possible that he knows of you? Otherwise that might be a hard sell.

Velenor 2010/11/05(Fri)17:50 No. 252897 ID: 197650
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He tells me that the studded leather will only cost 25 pieces. The norman helmets are the six displayed at the top left, they're all about 100 pieces, because they are welded metal, the bottem row has a faceguard aswell, those cost 125 pieces.

These are the prices for regular steel, since I'm royalty, and wealthy, I can afford high quality steel.
The greaves cost 300 pieces, it's a large piece of welded steel. With the helmets they can bolt together smaller places, with greaves they can't.

Father is indeed a rich man, he gained control of a vast amount of land after a series of military and political campaigns. Currently, his tribe is as large, if not larger, than our neighbouring tribes.
Some smaller ones have made pacts, even together those would have a hard time beating us.

Father treats its people fairly, and the people aren't comfortable with credit or possibly empty promises. Father taught me to pay the people as the people would, straight up cash.

It's possible he knows of me, but most people focus on father and my brother, as they are the "real" leaders of the tribe.

I guess I could drop father's name, but I have no idea if he'll believe me.

hmmm, studded leather sounds good.

Roanna 2010/11/05(Fri)18:18 No. 252905 ID: 197650
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I ask the blacksmith for the Studded Leather armor. He walks into the shadows and quickly returns with the studded vest.
He informs me that, should I have ideas for designs myself, he does commisions.

He tells me he's sorry but he doesn't sell any pants.

If I want gauntlets, I'll have to commision them as they have to be made to size, unique to each person. A cheaper alternative is a pair of mitten gauntlets.

Making any armor out of cheaper materials like bronze or copper or alike will reduce the prices severely.

For a small fee, the blacksmith offers to engrave my family icon in any of my armor pieces.
They say that if an item carries the icon of a strong family, the item itself becomes stronger.

>>252897
Get the studded leather, the norman helmet with the faceguard and the greaves. You will simply have to live cheaply on the road. See if he's willing to throw in a small knife or dagger as well if you mention his shop on the road and suggest it for your friends. Maybe try haggling a bit and suggest that you could be a return customer and interested in buying some larger orders in the future.

Should probably pick up a backpack of some kind as well as a waterskin, something to store supplies in. They should be fairly cheap. Then buy durable supplies that are cheap. And don't forget a fire starting kit. Sleep at the stable or innfloor, that's usually alot cheaper. Then you can see about sleeping at the stable of farms on the road or sleeo outside if the weather is good. That should make sure you still have money to buy two horses even without haggling. Hell, maybe you could even get 3 if you haggled good.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)08:28 No. 253065 ID: 197650
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I get the studded leather, greaves with kneeguards, and fail to persue the man to toss in a dagger or knife. If I want one, I'll have to buy one.
He would be grateful if we spread the word about his shop, but he can't afford any kind of discount for it. though for large orders from father, he can.
He also tells me he has a fire starter kit for sale, only 3 coins, and since I'm smaller than his usual costumers, he'll engrave my helmet for free. The 3 brows on the top have to say, they are to strengthen the helmet.
He can modify the size and shapes of the holes in the helmet, and engrave it with all sorts of decorations.


I already have a bag I carry around my shoulder, and there's 1 waterskin in it. I didn't pack any food yet since I figured I'd hunt for my food on the way there, or visit a town to buy some.
For sleep I've spent a lot of time sleeping in the woods, off the path before. But I guess it's better to sleep in towns now that I'm carrying this much money.
Father wanted me to pick him up a horse and allowed me to buy one myself, I'm not entirely sure how to get 3 horses with me, but father would be impressed if I pulled it off!

The shop keeper tells me this comes down to 450 gold pieces, but I manage to haggle him down to 400.
For an extra 10 coins he tells me he's prepared to put an iron edge on my shield, which should make it more durable.


I'd have 1300 left if I buy this.
1290 if I take his offer on the shield.

(the right of the image shows the standard patterns the blacksmith will put on it if we don't come with suggestions.)

only thing i got is a dagger on each cheek with the handle towards the mouth and the points aimed right under the eyes.

Rizeska 2010/11/06(Sat)10:05 No. 253087 ID: be29bc
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Proposal (Open to change)

This sure is a lot of equipment you are getting, I'll bet your father's going to mumble a bit about 'women shoppers, send them out for one thing and they bring back half the store."

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)10:57 No. 253092 ID: 197650
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I try out my new equipment while I walk out of the shop. This helmet is restricting my breathing a lot, so I don't plan to wear this a lot outside of fights.
The new coat and greaves are pretty heavy compaired to my clothes, but it's not that bad.


Where should I go next? I could get some booze at the bar, go shopping for some leather equipment or clothing, I think there's a merchant in this town that sells clothing made from exotic materials.
I could also go buy some food at the marketplace. I could probbably get a cheap woolen tent or something at the clothing shop too.

I could also visit the chief of this village if we want to.

Go see the chief! It's only polite.

>>253092
Go see the chief. It's polite and he might offer you some supplies, either at a discount or entirely free.

And don't worry about the extra weight. You will get used to that pretty quickly and then you won't even notice it unless you take it off.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)11:38 No. 253108 ID: 197650
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I make my way through the busy streets, and find my way to the Lord's keep. The guards stop me, but after showing my father's family seal to the guards they let me pass.
His lordship has a lot of duties, and visting unannounced in some cases results in a polite "get the hell out".
I disarm and disrobe of my armor, and am allowed into his lordship's chamber. He is presented on a throne with 2 large braziers next to it. He doesn't look very happy.

The lord if this land is called Asvaldt. He was a powerful and loyal ally of my father, in the days he still fought to unite the tribes.

Having walked around for a while with the vest on, I now feel all light and strong!

>>253108
Tell him you're simply passing through and thought it would be polite to visit him and announce your presence. Ask him if there's any messages he would like you to pass on to your father the next time you meet him.

Politely introduce yourself and inquire about the current state of affairs (POLITELY and CHARMINGLY)

yes, and as an ally it is your duty to assist him, ask if there is a reason for his scowl.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)12:24 No. 253124 ID: 197650
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"I'm sorry if I'm interrupting anything my Lord, I thought it was polite to visit you as long as I am in town. I am Roanna of-" I start

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)12:24 No. 253125 ID: 197650
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I am rudely interrupted; "ROANNA MY DEAR! HOW MUCH YOU'VE GROWN! COME HERE AND GIVE UNCLE ASVALDT A HUG!"

Oh god I remember this, Lord Asvaldt used to visit Father occasionally, he was as large and loud then as he is now. He looks older, but no bit less mighty!

>>253125
Well, don't be rude. Hug back, he's probably seen you grow up over the years. Ask him how he's been and say that you're sorry that you haven't been visiting more often but have been busy at your fathers place.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)12:48 No. 253143 ID: 197650
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Being squashed in the position I am, It's hard to hug back!

When he puts me down I tell him It's nice to see him again, and apologise for not visiting in so long. "Ive been awfully busy at father's village"

He looks at me and smirks "NO NEED TO MAKE UP STORIES AS AN EXCUSE, I'VE HEARD OF YOUR EXPLOITS FROM YOUR FATHER. IM GLAD YOU'VE BEEN LEARNING THE LAY OF THE LAND. IT IS A GOOD THING TO KNOW."

"How have you been?" I ask the giant before me. "EXCELLENT, EVEN THE TEST OF TIME HASNT BROUGHT ME DOWN YET. HOW HAS YOUR FATHER BEEN DOING?
"He has been well my uncle Asvaldt, he and brother have been kept busy with their dutie to our united tribe. there's been a lot of raider attacks at the southern rivers."

"AND YOU'VE COME HERE TO ASK FOR MY MEN'S AID?"

Why DID we come here? to get a discount? To see uncle again?

little of column A a little column B. you wanted to see him again but also ask if he has anything he would be willing to give you to help you on your journey.

>>253143
Tell him that you were in town and decided you should visit. Tell him you're on a trip to get some new horses for your fathers stable, and maybe one for yourself as well.

Ask him if he's had any problem or stuff.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)14:10 No. 253213 ID: 197650
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"I was on a journey for Father to purchase him a new mount, I came visting your town to buy some supplies, and thought it to be polite to visit you, Uncle."

"OFF TO SIGMUND THEN, EY?" yells Uncle, Sigmund is a foreign horse breeder, he moved here during father's campaigns and has been the favorite horse owner of the chieftains.
"YOU MUST BE CARRYING ABOUT A CONCIDERABLE SUM OF GOLD, DID YOU VISIT THE BLACKSMITH FOR EQUIPMENT YET?"
"Yes uncle"
"BLAST I COULD'VE GOTTEN YOU A DISCOUNT, OLD HÁKON OWES ME. HERE, TAKE MY SEAL. IT WILL WIN YOU FAVOURS AND DISCOUNT OF THE PEOPLE ON MY LANDS. BUT DONT ABUSE THIS PRIVILEGE, I TRUST YOU ON THAT."

I take uncle's seal, I can either go about freely now, visiting the clothes or supplies vendor, or find a bar. Alternatively I can stay here with uncle and continue talking to him. If you have any questions I can't answer, he might be able to.
I could also just leave now and continue my journey to Sigmund.

>>253213
Hmm, you can stop by again on the way back. Thank him for the seal, for his time and tell him that you will visit on the way back as well and you're going to try to convince daddy to visit him sometime soon. Or invite Asvaldt over.

Then you should probably be on your way to the market and pick up some nice supplies. Depending on how late in the day it is you could either keep going to stay over for the night at your uncle's place.

tell him about the leaky tree and how you think it may have old elfish magic in it. and ask what he thinks of it. then talk about why he looked so grumpy when you came in, was he just mad about someone showing up out of nowhere?

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)16:25 No. 253330 ID: 197650
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Thank you for your seal, Uncle. I'll be sure to visit you on my way back!
I'll try to convince father to visit you soon aswell.
"NO NEED" he proclaims "YOUR FATHER AND I SPEAK FREQUENTLY, EVEN IF IT'S MERELY VIA LETTERS, I KNOW HE HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN VISIT OLD, LOUD MEN."

It's around mid-day, I got up early to go on father's journey. I can make some conciderable distance before it becomes too dark to travel.

Speaking of which, uncle, why did you look so grumpy when I entered?
"USUALLY, WHEN I GET UNEXPECTED COMPANY, ITS SOILED NOBLES COMPLAINING THEY DONT OWN ENOUGH THINGS YET. IT IS A TOOL TO DISENCOURAGE THEM AND INTIMIDATE THEM"
"Oh.. On my way here, on the path between father's village and Dirime, I hit a tree with my sword, and some green liquid poored out. I think the old legends of elven magic say someth-"
"PFAH, MAGIC! WE BOTH KNOW THOSE ARE CHILDREN'S TALES, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS NOT, ROANNA. BUT, IF THERE IS GREEN LIQUID POORING FROM A TREE, THIS IS WORTH INVESTIGATING. THANK YOU ROANNA."
"thank you Uncle, I think I will continue shopping, and then my journey now."
"GOOD TRAVELS ROANNA, MAY FRIKA WATCH OVER YOU."

I finish the wine and bread uncle gave me, and make my way through the busy streets to a nice looking clothing shop.
...Clothes! Clothes everywhere!
"Can I help you miss?" asks the girl by the counter as she puts her work down.
There's pretty paintings of men and women in clothing all over the walls, aswell as a few pieces of clothing on display.
The girl by the counter is wearing a somewhat revealing dress, and had nice looking curly hair,

I've heard people in the streets talk about this shop, they make all clothing to size, and have access to foreign materials. I've heard they even have silk.
They're prepared to do commissions, and since all clothing is custom made, they don't charge much extra for a commission.
There's also plenty of standard designs, for those less creative than others.

Prices mostly deppend on the amount of cloth goes into a design, that material and how complex the stiches might get.

>>253330
While a dress would be very nice it's not something you can really use now. You can pop in here on the way back and see what you can find then and how much money you have left.

But since you're here, guess you can see if they have a small tent or something. Not really sure it it would be necessary though.

What you should be looking up is food and stuff like that. Take care of your most immediate needs, complete the task and then see what extra stuff you can get.

well, a simple dress may be nice if you have plans to attend a ball sometime in the immediate future.

Roanna 2010/11/06(Sat)17:04 No. 253357 ID: 197650
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I inquire about a tent by the lady, to which she cheerfully complies, she puts down a tent on the counter for a mere 2 piece of gold.
Father always did want me to wear a nice dress during formal events, even if I wasn't the center of attention. Getting myself such a dress might be a good idea.
Since they mainly do commisions, the lady asks if I have any specific ideas in mind.

>>253357
Don't really know. Probably something a bit longer than that one.
I kind of suck at female fashion advice, so someone else is going to have to fix that.

vytalibus 2010/11/06(Sat)20:53 No. 253492 ID: 7c97d9
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Something simple yet elegant.

And do something about those boots! I know they're functional, but you need something more glamorous!

Suggestion 2010/11/07(Sun)04:26 No. 253615 ID: cf68aa
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Here you go, simple indeed.
Hell with this little fabric it should only be 1 gold.

Suggestion 2010/11/07(Sun)04:26 No. 253616 ID: cf68aa
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Oooh, a 'dress'...
How about something that shows off the goods?

Suggestion 2010/11/07(Sun)05:00 No. 253619 ID: 6550ad
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What did you just say? The joke is getting old? I don't know the meaning of that expression!

>>253492

Seconding this one

>>253492
Hmm, this one looks pretty damn good.

Roanna 2010/11/07(Sun)07:12 No. 253655 ID: 197650
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I give some of my ideas to the shopkeeper, she seems excited!
After fiddling around a bit, and exchanging ideas, we came up with this. I love it,I feel all pretty!
Removing the ropes that tied my boots tightly was a good idea.

I could buy this, or make some additional changes. If I decide to buy it, the next stop will be the leather worker, I'll pick up some dried beef and some fruits on my way there. There should be plenty of water along the road.

I could spend the night at the inn or at a tavern or alike, it shouldn't cost much though sleeping off the roads is always cheaper. I could also make a bit of distance if I decide to travel on a bit further first.

>>253655
That looks pretty damn good. Buy it, pick up the supplies and then lets get on the road. We have quite a bit too go.

>>253655
Looks good. Pay and move on. Or maybe add your clan symbol to the back.

Roanna 2010/11/08(Mon)04:46 No. 253962 ID: 197650
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I've had the lady stitch on a small family emblem on my back before leaving, the dress came to a total price of another 5 pieces.
I decide to keep on the dress for a while, at least untill I leave town again. I feel so pretty!

I make my way through a small alleyway on my way to the market, I come across a neat little leather worker's shop. I can either just buy some food from the market and leave, or I could ask for some boots, shoes or pants at the shop.

I could also explore the market in more detail, find fortune tellers, musicians and other entertainment.
Last, I could visit a bar for some ale or wine. I could spend the night there, but even if I had to get some clothing made I would still have time to make some distance from the town.

>>253962
The boots you got should work fine. Have to keep enough money for the horses. A small tent could be useful I guess. Then pick up the necessary supplies in the marketplace and be on your way. You have a task to complete after all.

Roanna 2010/11/08(Mon)06:47 No. 253988 ID: 197650
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I leave town with 1285 pieces left, I should be able to buy father 2 mounts at full price.
After spending what was left of the day on the road, I've moved off the path and into the woods, I should be far away enough to avoid being seen by bandits or raiders.

Eventhough uncle Asvaldt's land is one of the safest parts of father's lands, I thought I'd better make sure.

Traditionally, when travelling in a group we gather around a fire and share stories, songs and our dreams.

Are there any stories you'd like to hear?

>>253988
Hmm, oh I know. The story of when Loki stole Thor's hammer and gave it to some giants and their leader demanded Freya's hand in marriage. That one is sweet.

Or maybe some stories about your family. Don't know, you can choose yourself which one you would like to tell.

Is that the one where Loki turns into a mare and seduces some horse or was that even, oh yeah that was when he trying to stop that guy from building that wall.

Roanna I am falling in love with you and your personality. Could you give us a hug please? :)

Roanna 2010/11/08(Mon)09:03 No. 254017 ID: 197650
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awww, that's so nice of you to say.~

As for Loki, I don't know any storys about a Loki.
I could tell you about Balric the Chainmaker, or Europa. Maybe you want to hear of Malaki?
My family's story is mostly uneventful, untill the last few generations, in particular father's war stories!

>>254017
Lets hear the one about Balric the chainmaker then.

Roanna 2010/11/09(Tue)01:15 No. 254357 ID: 197650
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Baldric was the god of blacksmitting, he was born from the fires of industry, a great number of generations back. To blacksmith was to worship Baldric, and all blacksmiths were disciples to him.

'Till one day, Malaki visted him.
From the nightsky he spoke, and filled Baldric's mind with all the evils of man.
Baldric was filled with anger, and soon all smith's would find their weapons or poor quality.
Such was their punishment, and such was an attempt to make man wage less wars.

Instead, the blacksmiths adapted, using less but higher quality metal for new, more terrible weapons.

Baldric realised his mistake, and decided he had too much influence on the cruelty of man.

Malaki merely laughed, he knew man would find new ways to harm eachother, even more creatively with limited tools and resources.

Baldric felt guilty now, more than ever. And swore off his true passion. He choose to no longer be responcible for weapons and war.

He spoke to Caecus, the god of the written word.
Baldric wanted to have all the cruel acts of man, so he could forge their chains with them.

Caecus agreed after Baldric was tasked by him to forge a golden pen. The tip of pure gold, the "hilt" of silver and the feather itself of gold

Caecus and Baldric had an agreement. Caecus would give up his words of cruelty, and Baldric would make our chains from them.

Today, we know that our bad deeds forge our chains, and we carry those chains with our soul.
If one is a bad person, one will get heavy, thick chains and shackles. This usually makes people weak and sickly, tired.

If you die after a life of cruelty and have done nothing but cause suffering, it's said Baldric's chains will weight down your soul so much, that it can't ascend to the afterlife.
Your soul is doomed to forever walk around the realm of man, always observing, always ignored.

That, is the ultimate punishment of the wicked.

Do you want to hear another tale?

>>254357
Nice tail. Lets hear one about Malaki as well, seems like he's also somewhat important.

I heart me some story time.
Let's hear about Europa. It has a nice ring to it.

>>254369
Appears like I can't spell for shit, meant tale, not tail.

Roanna 2010/11/09(Tue)08:30 No. 254410 ID: 197650
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Malaki was once a god in a mortal shell, he was a god of tricks and pranks!
He lived as mortal a long, long time ago, and mostly played harmless pranks on mortals.
Never enough reason to really look for him and punish him for it.

A long time ago, there was an emperor obessed with his crown.
It was a family heirloom, and an emperor's proof to rule.
Malaki once disguised himself and told one of the king's wise men there was a replica crown.
The wiseman quickly spread the news to his colleagues, which told their families, which told their friends...
The rumor spread like a wildfire and soon the entire empire was convinced the current emperor didn't have the real crown, and therefor didn't have the right to rule.

Malaki was pleased.

Once again, Malaki disguised himself, this time claiming that to determine if his crown was real, he could calculate the volume of the crown.
Malaki told them that the replica should have a lesser volume than the original, too small to see but measurable.
The emperor agreed and met him at his makeshift lab, there he showed the Emperor a pit filled with water.
The mislead emperor lowered his crown into the pit. Little known to him, what he saw was merely an illusion, as the emperor would soon find out.

When the crown was lowered in the water, it became appearant that it was bottemless, and the crown was lost forever.
Malaki tried to teach the emperor a lesson of vanity, and that the right to rule was not in the hands of some jewel.
Instead of realising this, the emperor was overcome with rage, and arrested Malaki. For 3 days did the emperor chase him, and after a great many tricks, he was captured and tortured.
His body broken, Malaki was dying. The emperor had him slowly die on display in the highest and most respect shrine of their empire.
There he lay for 4 days before the end approached.

At this time, Frika, goddess of inner peace and firtility took pity on Malaki.
The nightsky was her domain and granted his soul a new host.
Malaki would be the night, and the night his body. Each star would be his eye.

Now in an odd union, Malaki would be the night sky, and Frika would be the moon.
With this new body he was more powerful than he could ever imagine. But, with the location of his body, he was forever out of reach.
Bound by godly law, the sky and mortal man could never meet.
Malaki's trickery knows no bounds, and would find ways around these laws.
Forever now, Malaki will observe all of man's cruelty and kindness.
It's said that given enough kindness, he could learn from man and be a kind spirit once again.


Europe was born of the fires of war, his blood born from the cruelty of man.
His smell is of the battlefield, of gore and sulfur, piss and vomit.
Malaki's strength deppends on how much is being fought in the world, his power goes between incredibly powerful to cripplingly weak.

He is possibly the oldest of gods, as old as conflict itself.
Many different cultures portray him differently.
We usually portray him as our ancestors have.

I don't really like either of them, they're so full of hate... cruelty...
Most people pray to either of them just to be spared their wrath, they don't want to help anyone.

>>254410
Hmm, interesting tales. But now it's probably time for you to sleep. Tomorrow will be a new day with new experiances.

By the way, don't judge the gods from only your own perspectives. The gods are also shaped by the mortals perceptions, especially those last two. They are what you make them into.

Keep your belongings close to you at night so no one steals them.

Roanna 2010/11/09(Tue)12:07 No. 254475 ID: 197650
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I've moved all my belongings into my tent, and reduce the camp fire to a tiny flame, it'll burn out in about half an hour and I've made sure the fire can't spread.

Enough stories for the night, It's bed time!
Tomorrow will be another long, good day.
Pleasant dreams~

Roanna 2010/11/12(Fri)08:32 No. 255580 ID: 197650
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I am Roanna, my father is the chieftain of aaaall of this land, he is a great warrior that has maintained peace for our tribe.

One day ago, he sent me to travel to the far end of his land to buy him (and me) some horses!

Right now, I am having a great dream~

Roanna 2010/11/12(Fri)08:36 No. 255589 ID: 197650
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Oh gods what!
There's a bear in my tent!
There's no food there stop that!!

My belongings are still in the tent, unless he threw them around somehow, What do I do?

>>255589
Let him snuff about. He's not gonna hurt you. Yet. Ohgodwatchoutforthecub.

well, options are A: ignore it and get on with your day, since it has yet to maul you, i doubt it will at all.
option B: grab your axe and cut it's head off.

It looks like he's trying to smell your vagina. Let him smell your vagina.

Must move slowly to him and thenput your hands up and then try to push him out. If that fails grab some food and throw it outside the tent. Either way it stops the bear from invading your privacy.

Roanna 2010/11/12(Fri)12:40 No. 255649 ID: 197650
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I'm trying to push him out of the tent but he's way stronger than I am!
I think he's just loking for food and smelled mine or somethi-

HEY STOP THAT THERE'S NO FOOD THERE

>>255649
I think it wants your dress.

take out a jerky stick and throw it out the tent.

Lie down and assume a nonthreatening position. Hopefully it will lose interest and go away.

Just let it happen. They have pretty small penises proportionally.

>>255652
>>255661
You are the worst. The WORST.
I see you have a sword in the background. If the thing starts to get angry and growl, get ready to grab yon sword and defend yourself.

Uh... just remember that bear skulls are unfortunately thick.

>>255713
Remember to not do any quick or sudden movements because we don't want to fight this bear. Careful when grabbing your sword as we don't know how smart this bear is. Actually we probably shouldn't grab it at all, shit could get dangerous.

/cast freezing trap
/cast train beast
/cast feed pet

>>255716
Magic is fairy tails n shit yo.

Roanna 2010/11/13(Sat)07:13 No. 255873 ID: 197650
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You are all crazy!
I let him sniff around a bit further, and he seems most interrested in my bag. So I pick out a bit of jerked beef and throw it out of the tent.

I get dressed and peek out of the tent, the bear is eating the jerked beef, and he looks adorable

>>255873

Clearly the answer here is to tame the bear and make it your companion.

...Just make sure you always have a lot of food on hand.

>>255873
Yeah he looks adorable. Until he gets pissed off, roars, rears up on his hindlegs and then slams you down and starts eating you.

Just pack up your things as fast as you can and be on your way before he notices you again.

yeah, just get moving before he decides to mess with you more

press tits, receive beef jerky. I like this system

Roanna 2010/11/17(Wed)11:19 No. 257467 ID: 197650
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I guess that -is- a pretty great system, for bears.

I wave goodbye politely to the bear, and make my way back to the road.
I walk through a small ruin, and approaching the road, I hear 2 voices on the other side of the wall.

They don't sound like they're having a pleasant chat.

scamper up to the top of the wall and say "what's going on?" being high up will grant you a tactical advantage.

>>257467
Get on your greaves and helmet. Then lift yourself up and peer over the wall. Hopefully they don't have trap planned for that.

>>257467
You should investigate, but be careful. Maybe they're saying something important, so listen in. If they are two brutes who are about to kill each other then just let them. If one of them is a victim then you might have to step in. But it's probably just a couple oafs being oafish. Still, be prepared for anything!

>>257468
You know... cause then they can take out your legs and you'll fall and hit your head and die (or at least be stunned long enough to get killed) if they're hostile

Height advantage only works when on slopes or you're far away with a bow

Roanna 2010/11/19(Fri)04:57 No. 258008 ID: 197650
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I get my equipment together and climb on the wall, looking over the edge I see 2 men.
One of them is wearing a torn leather mask, and a loincloth, other than that he is covered in blue paints.
He is really muscular...~

The other looks like a foreign merchant, carrying a big backpack and a sack of supplies.

I'm guessing the almost naked man is a Kelt, and the merchant is a Slav.

The Kelt seems to be robbing the Slav, all he has is a dagger.

>>258008
Oh, a Woad warrior. Hmm, are you still in your fathers lands? You know so you can claim that you're upholding the peace and stuff. Eh, we can worry about that later. Get out the axe and the shield, sneak around the corner and slam the kelt in the back of the head with the blunt end of the axe. You want him to go down immediatly so don't hold back. And don't immediatly turn your back to the slav or something like that. Keep him at a distance and ask who he is, why he's there, where he's going and who the celt is.

I presume you don't just allow literal highway robbery in your land. Even if they are both just foreigners.

Hmmm, maybe you can try a different approach? Walk up to the kelt, kinda seductively, maybe stroke those big muscles of his, work your way up to his chin, then grab his neck and slam him into the wall.

Just borrow a bit of rope from the Slav, tie up the kelts arms and (bind his forearms behind him.) And Voila, walk him home and show your father the new Thane you've captured.

Although seduction could be interesting, a liberal use of blunt side of a weapon to an unprepared enemy head seems the correct choice to both establish your badass-itude and show how theft is treated in your father's parts.

>>258097
A thief would have his hand cut off, not sure about a mugger like this one.

>>258371
We can cut off his hands later. Or maybe carve the blood eagle on him to really show people that nasty things happen to robbers. First of all we knock him the fuck out though.

Roanna 2010/11/21(Sun)11:54 No. 258700 ID: 197650
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I climb up higher on the wall and get ready to knock the Kelt out, while I climb up I can make out their conversation.
The Slav is talking in a thick accent "If you are thinkink you vill be gettink avay vid dis, you should know I am very vell connected man, I vill have you hunted do-"
Only to be interrupted by the celt, they don't usually travel into our lands, and remain deeper into the ancient woods, they're generally in places of no real value to our people, so we don't bother eachother much.
"Save me the speech, just hand over all everything you got and I *might* let you li-"

This time, the Kelt is the one being interrupted, by my axe to the back of his head!

It startles the Slav, and I'm pretty sure I just knocked that Kelt out, if not give him a concussion.

>>258700
Give him a solid kick to head as well to make sure he's really out. And kick away the knife from him. Then ask the Slav is he's got any rope, if he has then tie up the kelt's hands behind his back. Then we can check if he's still alive. If he's still in the land of the living then the slav can take him to your uncle's place so he can decide what to do with him. If he's dead then roll him into the nearest ditch.

Then we can ask the Slav what that was all about.

>>258700
You said he's hot, right? Keep him as a pack mule; buy some rope from the trader, put a noose around the guy's neck, and bind his hands behind his back. Make sure to get enough rope so you can hogtie him at night, plus some extra.

Wait, what? What?? No, wait, no bondage no -- just check first if the traveler is ok or something, then we'll see about the naked dude. You dont enslave someone that can potentially overpower you easily.

Roanna 2010/11/22(Mon)13:48 No. 259039 ID: 197650
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I quickly toss off my helmet so I can see what I'm doing, and move in.
As I tie up the Kelt, the Slave stands there laughing "I vas tellink you you vould be sorry!"

Keeping him as my packing mule huh? That's not a bad idea, slavery isn't exactly forbidden, afterall. I guess I'll keep him, if he stays somewhat calm.
...I guess he IS kinda hot, I mean, I haven't seen his face yet, but if his body is any kind of indication...~

I had a bit of rope with me, but after this I'm comletely out.
I also thought to gag him. I should be a few days away from the nearest town, so I think I'll need to get creative when it comes to tying him up at night.
For the record, I had enough for a noose.

As for him overpowering me, Kelts generally rely on numbers, charging in as a big group and kill the enemy with a quick axe swing before they can kill them.
I don't really know how they fight 1on1, but all he had is a dagger.

Besides, Father is a legend, he trained me personally! Noone could overpower me, NOONE!

The Slav tells me that I'm "My saviour! You have saved me many vares and gold pieces, I vant to do somthink in return, how about I am givink you discount? That is, if you are not plannink to rob me too..."

Generally merchants travel with a big escort, in big groups at once, so journeys have to take place less often.
It's kind of odd to see a lone merchant travel around, though I guess Uncle's lands are concidered very safe.

Thank him for the discount, ask to see his wares, but first ask for rope as a freebie, so you can keep this guy down and still have rope.

>>259039
"Have any manacles and rope?"

>>259039
He may not be much for tactics, and he isn't well armed and even less armored. But all that buffness still counts for something so be wary.

Might as well ask about his wares. Maybe he has something special. Or useful. Or at least more rope.

>>259039
Taking him as a packmule is a horrible idea. You can't watch him the entire way, he's not broken yet, you don't have proper restraints and you don't know if he has comrades in the area or not. If he's with you then he could alert them to your presence and then they would overpower you with numbers, after which it likely would be a gangrape to death if you're lucky, if you're unlucky they decide to keep you around for a few years.

Oh, and he's likely butt ugly under that hood, can't see many other reasons for why he would wear it.

Just tell the Slav that you were simply keeping the peace in your uncle's lands. Direct him to your uncle's holding and tell him to bring the Kelt there for trial, it's possible he might get some bounty as well for handing over a robber, or possibly money for selling him as a slave.

After that you can take the Kelt's knife and then be on your way.

i agree, the risk-reward ratio is too far to the risk side to be worth it.

Roanna 2010/11/22(Mon)14:51 No. 259049 ID: 197650
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"Just upholding the peace in Uncle's lands, sir."
I tell the slave, he falls to his knees all of a sudden going
"A tousand pardon, I did not know you vere nobility! Pleaze spare life, I did not know!"

...
While I try to get the Slav back on his feet, how about we have a vote on the Kelt matter?
It's possible there's comrads, true. I guess I could scout around further, or I could travel with the merchant and ask Uncle for a few armed men.

I could hand him over to the next town to have him punished, or I could sell him there.

I could slit his throat here but there wouldn't be anything to gain from that.

I should add, because we haven't had a war in quite a while, we haven't had a lot of prisoners turned into slaves, so slaves are pretty damn valuable nowdays.
It's possibly the next town has a slave driver, I could hire him to break the Kelt to be obedient.
Alternatively I could try that myself.

Kelts are almost always really bad at fighting, no real form of martial art. I should be able to handle quite a lot at once, if I've already got my helmet on and whatnot at the time.
Luckily for us, Kelts also believe in a sort of a code of honor, it's not unheard of but they're not likely to reduce themselves to an ambush. They also come from pretty deep into the ancient woods, if they travelled with a big party here, Uncle's patrols would've found them as soon as they got close to the path. If there's fewer of them that means they can't do a lot of damage.

He could also be usefull to ride the second horse should he be obedient by then.
Plus, I woulnd't mind some eye candy.~
If he's ugly under the hood then it's a good thing I've already got a hood for him.
speaking of which, his hood was probbably a disguise or something, I've heard that some Kelts believe that hiding your face makes the enemy less likely to hit it.

While the Slav is kneeling and muttering something in his own language, I grab a bit of rope dangling from his backpack. "I hope you dont mind?"

What should I tell the Slav?

>>259049
Take the Kelt as your slave.

hmmm, take him to the next town but i don't think you need a slave. sell him for extra cash so you can get THREE horses.

>>259049
Keep the kelt slave. You have every right to enjoy nice things, and be it for aesthetics or mechanics his nice body is yours.
"Oh, stop it. We're not pissants like that. I don't want anything from you, except maybe more more rope or a set of manacles."

Keep him, he has use and value. First bit of trouble though, and his life is forfeit.

Slavery!

Really, you deserve a Woad warrior for yourself. Though I should warn you it may be opening one of its eyes.

Also, tell the Slave it truely was nothing, a discount is appreciated, and be sure to tell the land of the beautiful warrior who saved him.

>>259049
That you need more rope if you're going to do something stupid like having an untrustworthy killer as your travelling companion. Make sure he's hobbled, don't ever loosen his ties for any reason. Tie him to a tree every night, make sure there are no sharp rocks anywhere near him. Don't sleep for long periods, instead nap for short periods so he doesn't have time to get loose and get at your stuff. Oh right, carry all of your own shit and make sure he gets nowhere near it, if he comes closer to you than 2 feet then beat his fucking ass, maybe crack a rib or two.

If you had the stuff for making sure that he survive it I would suggest you cut off his hands and tongue. A mule doesn't need those and it makes sure he can't easily fight you or alarm anyone.

Preferably you should let the Slav handle him. But since that's not going to happen, atleast don't be fucking stupid about it.

Roanna 2010/11/23(Tue)00:50 No. 259158 ID: 197650
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It's decided then, I'll keep him!

I tell the Slav
"Oh, stop it. We're not pissants like that. I don't want anything from you, except maybe more more rope or a set of manacles."
He gets up from his knees and tells me "Very vell, I vill be sure to tell whole land of beautiful saviour! I have pair of manacles for you, take dem, for free. As for my wares, I have much to offer. I vould have more if my escort didn't run off... I can make few commision also, if you have somethink in mind."
The Slav takes a moment to explain his wares and how glorious they are from his motherland.
"I am also seeink you are keepink the Kelt? slave or prisoner? Either vay, I have heard that Kelts believ that vhen dey lose, their life belongs to the victor, tho usually through more honorable combat. Still, he should be quite obedient for new slave."

After I browse through some of the Slav's wares, the Kelt slowly gets up. Like the Slav predicted, he is just sitting there quietly.
He doesn't seem very happy about the situation though.
It's possible the Slav missed mentioning some of his wares, if we have anything specific in mind he didn't list,we should ask him about it.

>>259158
Buy some aphrodisiacs, two or three smooth weapon hilts, and some contraceptives.
Tell him the next town you're headed to, and offer to escort him there.

wat? no. get a pot, a fire starter, and some food.

>>259159
Contraceptives have not been invented, and the example aphrodisiac appears to be a piece of cheese.

Open the Lore tab on the menu, I am curious what is offered.

>>259159
Oh, also ask the Kelt if he was after anything specific from this guy or just general looting.

>>259158
Check out what manner of Lore he has to offer.

>>259158
More rope then lets see what kind of fetishes he has. Hopefully something warrior appropriate.

Roanna 2010/11/23(Tue)12:20 No. 259218 ID: 197650
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the Slav starts unpacking his bag to show me his wares, laying them out on a smooth piece of silk;
"I have many vares, take look. aphrodisiacs? Dis is lotion, in bottle shaped like lady. It is meant to be put on skin of lady in thin layer, makes it 20 times more sensetive! Man in home kountry assures me."
"Next I have dis exotic sand, very smooth to touch, very pleasant on naked skin. Dis cheese is very rare, very valuable, even small bite fills person with great sexual stimulation."
"I have lotion in dis small decorated case, it not really an aphrodisiac but it makes skin very smooth very quickly."
"I have many hilts, many sizes many finishes, take pick."
"Kontraceptives? I have small chest of skins, they made to be thin but very strong."
"I have many pots and pans, choose size, I vill have it or somethink close to it."
"Dis is special device, it vas based on a design of Vhite City, I call it Fire Maker, it makes sparks every time you pull lever, very usefull, very expencive. I have flint if you prefer that, much cheaper"
"I have many foods, mostly dried meats. I have bread vith me if you vish."
"Lore? I carry few books, quite rare. I have story of Vhite City, Krissendam and de story of nine angels."
"Much rope is available yes, soft rope, sharp rope, rough rope, smooth rope, you take pick."
"Fetishes? I carry vith me Icon of strength, a fetish for blacksmith, for crops, fertility, infertility, Frika, name other fetishes you vant I might have in bag."


I ask the Kelt if he was after anything specific. He just pretends he didn't hear the question.

>>259218
Rough rope and the Icon of Strength. As you get the manacles for free you don't really need any of the other stuff. Unless you're lacking in flint, should always have something to use to start a fire with when you're out hiking.

As you know your father than anyone else, id say pick up a few things he might find interesting or impressive. Such travels should be about effect, because a warrior princess like yourself deserves some fame, and maybe something nice besides the horse for yourself, a gemstone, or necklace maybe.

Books are valuable, buy at least one.

>>259233
Books are also expensive as fucking hell. We're meant to get atleast one horse, preferably two. Even if we sell the Kelt he's probably not worth as much as a book or a horse.

>>259218
In descending order of importance:
Some contraceptives, strong rope, basically any kind of hilt for a one-handed blade, the skin-smoothing lotion, and an infertility fetish.
Don't spend TOO much cash though, and once he's all packed up afterwards tell him what town you're heading to next and ask if he wants to come with you.

Roanna 2010/11/24(Wed)10:00 No. 259459 ID: 197650
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some rough rope is pretty cheap, only half a gold piece.
Books are expencive to make, require a lot of labour from educated people, and can easily be torn, they cost 200 pieces a piece.
I've got some flint with me, but this device is meant to make starting a fire easier, I don't NEED it.
The slav offers me some contraceptives for free, he claims they're not very hard to make.
I guess I'll take a hilt, the Slav says he will throw in a pommel for free. only 2 pieces.
An infirtility fetish, I guess that's always handy to have... 5 pieces.
As for the lotion... The slav suggests I smell it.

...hmmm..
It smells great, he assures me that "It vill make your skin as soft and smooth as silk"
Normally, it would cost me 200 pieces, but the Slav claims that I may very well have saves his life, and offers it for free.
It's a foreign lotion, and should be concidered pretty valuable. Normally a merchant would buy a conciderable amount of it, to really be able to distribute it.
The Slav tells me this is all he had left anyway, so it wouldn't bring him that much profit anyhow.

Right now, I have 1285 gold pieces left. Each mount should cost 500 or so pieces.
So I can spend 285 pieces on whatever wares the Slav has to offer, and the rest of the journey.
Remember that these are mostly luxery goods, most other wares are cheaper.

how's your food? otherwise, its not good to use all your money before you have your main goal wrapped up.

>>259459
Take the stuff he offers for free, and the rough rope, infertility fetish as well as a strength fetish.

You should have everything else you need. With selling the Kelt and possibly the lotion you might get enough money to afford 3 horses as well as help in getting them back.

The rest is stuff you don't really need, it will only weigh you down and possibly break on the way.

>>259459
Your Kelt may, quite literally, have nothing but what he was carrying. You should get a little more food and water. Enough to keep him moving, at least.

>>259496
It's just a few days to the next place. He can manage without food, he can get water from streams and stuff.

>>259477
>You should have everything else you need. With selling the Kelt and possibly the lotion you might get enough money to afford 3 horses as well as help in getting them back.


I somehow doubt she plans on selling her new acquisitions so much as putting them to use herself.

>>259459
Does he have any dress's?

Roanna 2010/11/24(Wed)14:32 No. 259530 ID: 197650
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I decide to buy the Infertility and Strenght fetishes, some rough rope, the hilt and whatever the Slav offered me for free.
Meaning the lotion, manacles, contraceptive.
The Kelt only appears to have a dagger and what leather he is wearing, though upon asking him he tells me he had put away a small pouch of medical herbs behind the ruin walls.
He could get by without food for a few days, but if I make him carry my stuff that might not be too smart.
I ask if the merchant has any dresses or the like, he informs me that he "was great tailor in old kountry, all I have here is materialz, but I make something quick vithout much kost if you vish? You vill have to tell me vhat you vish though."
He can basicly do really cheap commisions. If you want him to make something you'll have to come up with some ideas first.

...Just looking at this stuff makes me feel a bit... you know...
"Be very careful, is it very hard to make any conciderable amount of dat, very expencive. I suppose you could try tiny teetsy bit if you vish, should have same effect."
...

The fetishes and rope end up costing 12 and a half gold pieces, but I manage to haggle him down to 10.
Unless we want him to make something in specific, be it leather, cloth or any other easily worked material, I will bid him a good day and inform him of Uncle's town.

>>259530
Try a tiny, teensy bit to see what happens, but I think it'll cost a bit too much to buy.

>>259530
Don't try that. You need to have clear an unimpeded judgement right now, you got a slave to herd and a task to complete. After it's done you can party like hell.

Oh, and don't let the Kelt carry any of your stuff. He might take something he could use to get free and then attack you with. He doesn't go near any of your stuff or come closer than 3 feet.

Try a little, do what you want with the slave!

No reason not to. Be happy!

Roanna 2010/11/26(Fri)17:23 No. 259955 ID: 197650
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Just a tiny teetsy little piece...

Suggestion 2010/11/26(Fri)17:23 No. 259956 ID: 197650
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It's good...!

Roanna 2010/11/26(Fri)17:23 No. 259957 ID: 197650
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...

Roanna 2010/11/26(Fri)17:30 No. 259959 ID: 197650
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oooouuuuhhhhh...
What happend..?

>>259959
Look around!
Where's your equipment? Where's your slave?
How do you feel? Good? Super good?

How do you feel?

>>259959
You did a dumb shit thing and took strange substances in an enviorment that wasn't under your control.

Look around you and see where you are and what you have with you.

Roanna 2010/11/26(Fri)18:33 No. 259969 ID: 197650
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I feel... I feel pretty good actually. I've never been one for mornings so this is tough even if I hadn't been in a weird situation...

I feel like I've been drinking, but not hung over... I actually feel pretty good, more than usual.

I... *cough cough* "agck!"
...I think I was chewing this in my sleep.

>>259969
Are those... panties?
Ok, you REALLY need to look around you. Where is your slave, and where is your gear?
I hope what happened is something benign, like losing your virginity to your new slave. Instead of something horrid, like being sold into slavery.

Roanna 2010/11/26(Fri)19:13 No. 259976 ID: 197650
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After inspecting the panties for a moment, I conclude that these are in fact, not mine.
slavery..?
Slavery..
...SLAVERY?!
I shoot the fuck up to look around.

...I'm on the roof of a building...
What

Musta been a hell of a party.

Begin madcap adventure to discover what you did last night and where your stuff ended up.

>>259976
Ok, now, look around for your belongings. Including your slave.

Put those panties in your pocket; you MIGHT want to return them to their owner at some point.

Well get down from there any make some careful enquiries as to what's happened. Be prepared to laugh and brush off any strange comments.

>>259976
Seems like you got yourself dateraped. Congratualtions. Hope you learned something valuble about accepting stuff that you haven't tried before from strangers when you're alone in a far off place. Also, you said the nearest settlement was a few days away, that shit must have been strong as fuck.

Ok, lets get down from the roof and take stock of the situation. There is a small chance that you have not made a total and complete fool of yourself in the eyes of everyone and lost everything you own.

Ride the building like a mechanical bull.

Holy fucking hell, what happened to your stomach?!

Roanna 2010/11/27(Sat)09:49 No. 260113 ID: 197650
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After resisting the temptation to ride the building like a mechanical bull I conclude I have more pressing matters.

I can't find my bag around on the roof anywhere, so I climb down.
It's not hard, I've had to help father repair some roofs before, they put this ledge here just for that purpose.
I don't have any pockets in this dress so I just clench it in my fist, maybe I can trade them back for my own pair.
what's on my stomach? nothing. That's a gap in the dress kept together with some string.

...There's a bed lodged through the window...
What the hell happend last night?!

I remember... I can only really remember there was a party..

Apparently, none other than the best kind of party.

See if there's another way to come down, climbing the bed to go in seems like a no-no.

Wait, how many stories down?

>>260113
Go inside and see if you can remember anything. Shit, daddy is going to be so fucking pissed if he hears about this and there are no horses.

Collect the sock and then make your way inside through the bedhole. Don't step on the bed - that might tip it into the street below.

Roanna 2010/11/27(Sat)13:33 No. 260203 ID: 197650
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I make my way down through the window.

None of my stuff was on the roof, other than that I'm wearing and these panties.
...What -am- I wearing? where did I get this dress??
Oh shit you're right, father won't be happy if I can't find my money back!

I make my way through.

...Holy Frika, what happend?
there's ale tankards all over the places, axes lodged in the wall, a blood covered spear...
I think that's my sword sticking through the stuffed moose head.
There's someone hanging in the shandelier,I think I can see my shoe on the door post, theres vomit on the wall and on the floor, broken chairs and tables...

This must've been an AWESOME party!

>>260203
Better hope that infertility fetish works, woman, or you're almost certainly knocked up you whore.

>>260203
Oookay... Can you check to see if you're still a virgin? It'd be a shame to not remember that.

Gather up your stuff, then get that guy down and ask what exactly happened.

Get yonder weapon (Both of them, if you can carry them, actually) and try to find as much of your stuff as you can. It might be under the furniture and stuff, but most likely it's gone for good. :\

>>260203
Oh fuck. If the money isn't already gone for paying for this party then you're probably going to lose it all in paying for the damages. And if it gets out that you were responsible for all of this shit then your fathers enemies could use it to damage his reputation. Fuck, this is bad, on multiple levels. Get that sword out of the moosehead, get down whoever is in that chandelier and demand some motherfucking explinations or you're going to start cutting things off.

Get the guy down from the chandelier, and figure out where your slave and your shit went

Collect everything of yours you can find.

Roanna 2010/11/27(Sat)21:21 No. 260302 ID: 197650
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I don't FEEL un-virginised, nor do I FEEL pregnent.
I could find a shrine or something to find out but those old guys running the show tend to not know what they're talking about.
Also be pervs.


Anyway, I don't actually remember sex of any kid, but not remembering it doesn't say anything, judging from this mess.

I gather whatever stuff I can find, I find one of my socks in a tanked, my boot on the door post and my sword in the moose. I'm still missing my panties, my bra, my bag and all items that go in them, my right sock and I might've bough some wrist or arm bands for this dress, I can't remember. All this stuff is too much to carry around like that. I assume I'm still renting this room, so I could just keep it here untill I get my bag back.
I found an axe in the wall with some innitials on it, It's of an exotic design too.

I poke the maid stuck in the shandelier awake with the bloodied spear.
"..wh, what..? Oh! Lady princess! good morning!"
"Lady Princess?"
"That's how you demanded we called you last night!"
...
Well I guess I am a lady of the realm, and I am a princess...

"Have you seen a Kelt?" I ask the maid.
"What, your little boyfriend? Not since last night. Aww do you think he ran off? you two looked so cute together!"

ask if the panties are hers.

>>260302
If you have led a very active lifestyle, much riding and stuff, then it's likely that you no longer had a cherry to pop, so to speak. The lack of panties and the referal to the Kelt as your boyfriend are quite worrying in that regard. As is the fact that you insisted on being called a princess, makes it easier for someone to connect the dots and tell your dad, which is why this clusterfuck of stupidity needs to be handled as quickly as possible.

Start by getting that maid down from the chandlier, get her to tell you everything that she can remember from when she met you up until this moment. Ask he if she recognises the carvings on the axe, where you might have bought the dress, who were involved in the party and everything you said that she can remember.

yeah get her to tell you everything that happened

hopefully this looks a lot worse than it actually was

Roanna 2010/11/28(Sun)10:32 No. 260419 ID: 197650
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260418

"hey?"
"yeah?"
"Are these panties yours?"
The maid checks under her skirt for a moment; "Nope"
"ah.."

"could you come down?" I ask her
"Sure!" and with that, she jumps down into my arms. She's smiling like an idiot, clearly she had a good time last night.
"I can't remember a thing, what happend last night?"
She continues grinning like a fool:"I told you, we had an awesome party, you were really the life of it all."
"No, I mean specificly, what happend yesterday?"
She looks a bit puzzled: "You really can't remember? You came into the inn with your cute Kelt boyfriend on a leash, you looked so happy with him. You rented off this entire floor and started inviting anyone who walked in up for a party. The news spread.. and more people joined in. When I was done loading all the inn's ale and supply of boar up, I didn't really have anything to do so you asked me to join in, from there it's all a bit of a blur."

"ok.. That helps a lot, thank you."
"you're welcome~"
"Do you know where I got this dress? What the carvings in this axe mean?"
"Well, the dress is of a pretty exotic material, I'm sure if anyone knows where it's from it'll be Asmund, he's got tabs on all foreign trade. As for the axe, you're better off asking mercs or the blacksmith, they know all about weapons." the maid tells me.


As for my lifestyle, I've been exploring and adventuring in father's lands as long as I can remember, yeah, I've had an active lifestyle alright.
The aftermath of this party can go down a few ways.. either it'll make me, and therefor father, more popular among the people, or I could be seen as a loose partying, spoiled princess. It could win support for father among the nobility for keeping the people happy (and also not rioting), or it could be seen as an act of unrest. The only real way to be sure is to ask around.

>>260419
Ok, situation might not be completly horrible. But we still need to find all of your stuff, get back enough money for atleast one horse, preferably more and possibly get some very personal revenge on the Kelt and that merchant.

So, lets take care of the most immediate concerns first. Check around the room and see what stuff you can find. Preferably a bag of money and the rest of your gear. And some more clothes, preferably a pair of clean panties and some other stuff. Then we can go check with the innkeeper on what the fuck was going on and where you might have gotten that dress.

Well it might be pretty tough affording those horses now that you blew all your money partying.

Roanna 2010/11/28(Sun)18:14 No. 260514 ID: 197650
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I make my way through the main hall of this floor, I find my bra and quickly put them on, now that noone's watching.
The maid starts picking up the pieces around the place, she told me I can still use the room, so I can keep all the things I can't carry there.
There's some money scattered around the hall, aswell as various odd sights, but none of my things.
I now have 10 pieces of gold.

I stumble down the stairway and walk to the bar, its beautifully decorated with wood carvings. the barkeep eyes me up and says "Good morning m'lady, had a good night sleep?"
"uuh.. yeah, thank you. You're the inkeep?"
"Indeed, I told you so last night. 4 times."
"oh, sorry, I'm just having trouble remembering anything.."
"Not unusual for someone who drank that much."
"I mean from the past few days."
"Couldn't 've been the ale."
"Oh I didn't mean to.."
" 's alright. So what is it I can help you with? I'm here to offer assitance afterall, m'lady."
"...Could you stop calling me that?"
"Yesterday you threatend you'd flog me personally if I didn't."

This guy is... oddly calm, unimpressed even...

>>260514
"I seem to have misplaced a variety of things, including the remains of my cash, my cute little kelt slave boy, my clothes, and my equipment. Would you by any chance know where I might be able to find any of these things?"

"... well, I'm good now, you can stop calling me that." "No, its not a trick."

>>260514
Probably made his money to open up the inn from putting that sword and shield behind him to good use in a couple of raids. To him you're most likely not much more than a snot nosed punk of a kid and he's simply humoring you with a title because that's easier.

Anyway, ask him what was going on, when you arrived what people you had with you when you arrived and what stuff you had with you when you arrived, how much money you paid for the room and if you gave him anything to keep for safe keeping. Oh, and what town this is. Then you can find out where you can find Asmund and if the innkeeper would be any good at recognising weapons.

Roanna 2010/11/29(Mon)08:18 No. 260641 ID: 197650
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"I've misplaced some of my stuff, including my.. uhh, cute.. kelt.. The rest of my clothing, and my equipment."
"I don't suppose you'd know where any of those are?"
"And stop calling me that. No that isn't a trick..!"
The man puts down the tankard he was cleaning:
"But you are a princess though, aren't you?"
"Does it matter?"
"'spose not. Either way, yeah, I saw your Kelt leave last night. I think he was still sober. He walked off with a leather bag in his hands."
"My stuff..!"
"And I assume that among your stuff was your money. That means we have a problem. Now don't panic, I've been running this inn long enough to know how things go."
"Concidering the size of the party last night, the whole guard knows your face. I'm giving you a chance to find your things and pay me, but untill then you are not allowed to leave this town."

I think for a moment and ask the innkeeper;"Who did I come in with last night..?"
"You came in with about half the village, and your Kelt plaything."
I light up for a moment: "uhm, what did I have with me at the time?"
"your kelt toy was carrying your bag, you were waving around your sword, and other than that you were wearing what you are wearing right now."
"Who is Asmund?"
"Asmund practicly lives on the market grounds, they're on the town square. You'll recognise him from his hideously purple sash."
"Speaking of which, this might be odd, but what town is this?"
"You're in Halldor."
That's the village I was heading to when I ran into the merchant.
"I don't suppose I gave you anything for safekeeping?"
"As a matter of fact you did."
The innkeeper puts down an apple with a face craved into it onto the counter.
"..."
"My thoughts exactly."
"um, I dont suppose you'd be any good at identifying weapons?"
"I've been plenty of men brag about how big their sword is compaired to the other guy's, try me."
When I show him the axe, he takes a look at it for about half a second and tells me "Karl Talhoffer."
Now I think about it, I think the spear had an icon in the tip too. I decide to show him the Bloodied spear aswell.
"Any idea what happend with this"
"Doesn't look like your blood, obviously, I think it's not even human."
"Either way, it was made by the local blacksmith, Steinn."
"You owe me about a hundred gold pieces from that entire party, by the way."
"On a related note, you might want to look through some of the other room, it's possible you misplaced some of your stuff in one of those."

I nod to the innkeeper and try to think of what to do next.

Well, you Are a princess. You just don't feel Like one.

I say, market first. We might cross with the Kelt slave around there somewhere. If anything, the maid will find whatever things you left behind and you can get with her either.

>>260641
First check the other rooms since you're already here. One of your boots was on that bed, and I think some of your clothes were in the vicinity of the broken window.
Second ask the town guards if they know where your kelt is, and track him down.
Third start asking around the marketplace.

>>260641
One thing to do before checking those other rooms. Go to the guards and ask them if a Kelt has passed by. If yes, then ask where and when, if no then ask them to halt any Kelts that might come by, refer to the innkeeper.

Then you can go search through the other rooms, there is a slight chance that he hasn't run off with all of your stuff yet. If that's the case then you can still track him down here and make him pay, for everything.

Roanna 2010/11/30(Tue)00:25 No. 260810 ID: 197650
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By chance there is a guard sitting in the tavern this morning, he's sitting sleepishly staring at his mug of water.
"Excuse me sir..?"
He ignores me, and the innkeeper informs me that, "He isn't allowed to buy ale anymore, guard's captain's orders. It's left him a shell of a man..."

If I were to buy him a drink I'm convinced he'll be more willing to talk to me, but I've only got 10 gold pieces left.
I'll check upstairs first.

Climbing back up through the flight of stairs, I find myself in the main hall. It's a mess!
I've already gathered all my clothing from the room I woke up.. on..
There's 3 rooms left, aswell as what I think are 2 bathrooms.

I can hear the maid still cleaning things up in my room.

Pick up the piece of clothing up there.

Offer the maid to help with pulling the bed back inside.

And check the leftmost room (Let's left-hand-rule a bit :3)

>>260810
Go deal with the guardsman first. Every second you use on something else is a second that your property can use to get away from you.

Offer to buy him an ale after he has talked with his captain, get the innkeeper to support you on it. He can drink and then sob like a baby because drink has ruined his life and he can't get access to his only solace after he has helped you deal with your problem.

After that has been dealt with you can help the maid and loot whatever crap your very rambuctious guests left.

Roanna 2010/11/30(Tue)15:25 No. 260937 ID: 197650
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I head back downstairs and ask the innkeeper for an ale, it's only half a piece.
He nods at me, and clearly sees where I'm going with it.

Approaching the guard, he looks up. I sit down to him and slide over the tankard.
"Hello, could I ask you a few things?"
"what's the point, nothing's worth it anymore." the guard says, looking jealously at my ale.
"So I've heard, you really love ale don't you?"
"more than life itself..." he says, licking his lips.
"Well I know you can't order any ale from your captain, but what if a certain someone were to leave a tankard her conveniently..."
"Did the captain send you?"
"Oh no, I just want to knew a few things.
"So a bribe is it? Sure."
"What can you tell me about the Kelt who came in here with me last night? I kind of lost him..."
"The town folk might've liked assuming you two were just an... expressive couple... we figured he was a servant or a slave."
The guard takes a slip of "his" ale.
"Kelts are normally not allowed into the city, concidering they usually don't approach a city with intentions other than pillage and plunder."
"We made sure he won't leave the city, not through the gates anyway. Where he is right now, no idea. But the guard should have an eye out for him, so you could ask some guards on duty."

The guard seems certain he is still in the town, so it's just a matter of finding him.


After dealing with the guard I make my way back up, and retrieve my fancy dress from the chandelier. After looking through some more items of the hall, all I find is 3 gold pieces.
There's a bathroom for women on the right, for men on my left.
In front of me I enter the left hand room, in it, an interresting sight awaits me...

"eh... 'lil help?"
The man appears to be covered in candle wax, and is tied to the bed...


I've got 12 and a half gold pieces left.

>>260937
Tell him you're busy right now. He isn't going anywhere so unless he can give you a good quick reason otherwise just tell him you'll come back later to help him. Depending on how good a sport he is about that, you may not want to be in much of a rush to help him or to bother at all.

>>260939
This man must be teased for letting himself end up in this situation (with his underwear intact)

>>260937
definitely from the same party.

He must know something. Offer to free him if he can tell you what happened last night.

Proceed to help get him out...
slowly...

>>260937
Is that the kelt?
If not, untie him and ask what he knows about where your stuff would be.

>>260937
Tell him that you also need a little help, you would be happy if he would help you find your property if you cut him loose.

Roanna 2010/12/01(Wed)04:30 No. 261146 ID: 197650
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"Sure, I -could- help you... But I'm a bit busy myself~"
"er..."
"You're obviously tied up because you did something naughty, maybe I should just leave you here for a while longer~"
"hehe.. you're joking... right?" The swallows loudly, its fun to see him like this.~
"Yeah, I am. But you need help, and so do I."
"What do you need?"
I start walking over his body with my finger, starting with his leg, making my way up. It makes him shiver.~
"I seem to have misplaced my Kelt.."
"your boyfrie-"
"Hes not my boyfriend..! But he has my stuff, which I'll need back. Tell me what you know, and I might untie you~"
I continue to tease him some more, I think I like being in power~
"You told him to go some place, I couldn't hear where, with your stuff to keep it safe... um, you came in with him on a leash, before that I saw you groping some slave's ass at the market grounds."
"That's all I know, I swear..!"

Should I untie him?

And after that, where should I go?

>>261146
Sure. If you let him go now it's just playful teasing, no harm done. If you don't then it might be seen as mean-spirited.

Go ask the market guards if they've seen your Kelt around.

>>261146
Ask him if the Kelt still had a mask on. You don't really know how he looks like unless he's naked and painted. So it's kind of hard to find him if you don't have someone with you that can identify him. So, tell if this guy knows what he looks like at the time he disappeard and can identify him then he's got to tag along with you and go Kelt hunting.

fffffffffff I can't tell who is saying what.

Before we decide to untie him ask him who his master is. We don't want to piss them off. Messing with someone's property is not ok. Especially helping it escape.

Roanna 2010/12/01(Wed)12:16 No. 261185 ID: 197650
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R- "I don't suppose you could tell me if he still had his mask on?"
Man- "uh, yeah, wearing just his loincloth to."
R- "So how do I know you're even a free man?"
This makes no sense, there's no war so slaves are valuable, no master would leave him like this!
Man- "uhh.. I guess you can't?"
R- "Imagine all the things I could do with you if you weren't..."
Man- "..."
R- "Hah! I'm just kidding, here I'll help you out."

I proceed to untie the man and help him piece together his clothing, during the search, I run into my helmet.

Man- "Thank you, for both the party and the untying, lady princess."
R- "...Stop calling me that"
Man- "You threatened to 'have my kelt have his way with you' last night if I didn't."
R- "..."
Man- "Trick -you- this time."
I give the man a soft punch to the shoulder, and he makes his way downstairs.

There's 2 more rooms and 2 bathrooms left to check. Alternatively I could go to the market now.

>>261185
Check them out. Might contain clues or stuff you will need in the search for your property.

>>261185
I said this before, but you should really go ask the guards at the marketplace. Then you're a short walk from the blacksmith and the stalls where you groped a slave.

>>261302
Dude, we'll get to it. No sense walking back and forth across town with one shoe when where are still rooms to check here. Only reason we had was to make sure the guards wouldn't let the kelt leave with our stuff, and they won't.

Another bedroom next!

Roanna 2010/12/02(Thu)13:25 No. 261384 ID: 197650
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I enter the third room, and; "Oh my gods."
That's lady Siv, or at least, the statue of lady Siv!
Other than the giant freakin' statue in the room, there's blue... paint, or dye, everywhere!
they've been drawing on the walls, and I think I spot my greaves.
That statue... I think we might be in trouble...

>>261384
Yeah, because that thing is either expensive as fucking hell or you stole it from a temple. Well atleast you got credible deniability. You can blame the sacriligeous theft on the Kelt and the Slav. Everyone at the party can probably confirm that you were royally fucked up and very much not at your full senses.

Oh well, looks like that's your shield on the wall and possibly one of your axes. Gather up whatever is useful and search through all the drawers and barrels. Then it's onwards to the next room.

>>261384
Is that Kelt paint? Looks like the cleaning lady has her job cut out for her. Hope it comes out.

Is that a bra hanging from the sword?

>>261398
Could be panties.

I'm more worried with whats it even doing here.

And where it should be.

And how are we gonna do that.

... I vote next room, and find the leettle maid. We gotta tell her about the statue.
After checking these drawers.

Retrieve sword bra.

>>261384
Try to clean the paint off the statue, if you can.

Roanna 2010/12/03(Fri)17:33 No. 261613 ID: 197650
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The shield on the wall look like a bad fake, probbably purely for decorative purposes. The axes behind them are both 2 handed axes, and they're heavily decorated, I doubt they were made for battle.

I walk up closer to the wall and inspect the paint, and yes, it looks like the same stuff my personal Kelt "wears".
As for these drawings...

Moving on.

I fish the undergarments from the sword and conclude that they aren't panties, It's a thong, it has a tiny little heart stitched in the front...
Sexy.

I try to remove some of the paint from the statue with a conveniently placed rag but this isn't working, it's already dry!
I quickly make my way to the maid in my room and inform her of the statue.
She is pretty short, for our standards, with beautifully bright eyes, I can tell right away she's from the continental lands.
R-"uhh miss, how many statues to Lady Siv does this town have?"
Maid-"Five, why?"
R-"eh.. I think we kind of uh... Stole one."
Maid-"WHAT?!"
R-"I know! What if I stole it from a temple or something?!"
Maid-"Huh? what? No I mean, I was just impressed you'd be able to get a statue to Lady Siv all the way in here all by yourself..!"
She makes a good point, I probbably couldn't have done this alone, probbably not with just my Kelt to help me either.

Maid-"well, uhh, I guess I could try calling in some favors, some friends, to help you move it."

Should I take her offer? for all we know we can get the chief's soldiers to help us or something, that way we wouldn't be wasting her favors.

>>261613
Tell her that you can try to help her out moving it at some point later. Have to fix some other stuff first.

Ok, lets search the last places and then get on with the slavehunting.

Just... leave it where it is, tell her to keep it... hidden? I don't know.

First we gotta find out where the statue goes, THEN find out if anyone will be willing to help with the statue back where it should be.

In the meantime, the lady will have to clean and keep it safe.

Equip thong buttfloss.

>>261613
Aww, Roanna <3 Kelt

>>261621
that's somebody else's buttfloss! Or at the very least, not the underwear she remembers wearing before the party.

To the bathrooms! Be sure to knock on the men's room before peeking in, and be embarrassed about it. so naughty~

Roanna 2010/12/05(Sun)08:46 No. 262006 ID: 197650
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I inform the maid to stick around as I might need her help later, she just nods and walks off to clean up the other room.

Im not gonna put this thong on, its not mine!
I dont know who painted that... but I guess its kinda sweet.

I check the last room, and wander inside. Something about this strikes me as familliar.

Go look at those bottles, recognize anything there? And that shield, and I guess check the bed too. Do you remember anything about those clothes?

>>262006
Looks a bit like the one with the bed through the window, only there's no bed through the window here. Well lets get looting, there is alot of clothing spread out here, might find some of the pieces you're missing.

Roanna 2010/12/05(Sun)17:03 No. 262239 ID: 197650
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I've made my way through the carnage of the party and inspect the items.
I recognise one of these bottles, its a herbal mix that allows one to become drunk without the sick feeling, nor the hangover.

The shield that's mounted belong to the Hildr family, a long time ago they started a huge war, and made a name for themselves as a powerful and strong family. Their family icon praises Frika, Malaki and Europa.
There's some spears in it, so I guess someone used it as target practice.

Looking through the drawers I find my own, regular dress, some foreign looking clothing that look familliar, some of my contraceptives, some used and some unused...

On the table with the bottles and glass is my inferility fetish, and on the best there's a used contraceptive... aswell as a pair of trousers hanging over the ledge, and someone's short dress. It's got a heart stitched into it at the front.
I also find a plate with some fruit on the ground, aswell as a pillow that's been stabbed a lot. Theres's feathers scattered around it but no sign of blood or anything.

I've found 10 gold pieces in the room, and find my little chest of contraceptives half full under the bed.

I remember now, this is the room I first went into when I rented this place. I left my stuff here and... The rest is a blur.

Half full? Do you remember coming in with someone?

You think the heart-thong matches the heart-dress?

...Are you sure you don't feel un-virginised? Not even a little? Maybe it was this heart wearing person who had that sort of fun.

wear your regular dress

Equip regular outfit.

>>262239
Put on your old clothes and the pants. Gather up the used contraceptives. They're reuse friendly, provided that you wash them out. Gather up the spears, they're yours by rules of partyloot. Once you're done taking anything that can be remotely useful you should check out the last bathrooms. Then do an inventory check to see what you got that's useful right now.

Roanna 2010/12/06(Mon)15:12 No. 262507 ID: 197650
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I gather up the contraceptives, and set them apart to be washed, I grab the spears and put them down in the room with the crashed bed.
I put on my own dress, but these pants are too big for me!

I move on, pantyless, to the ladies bathroom.
I open the door for a peek and... wow...





inventory:
bootsx
greaves x
socksx
panties
brax
fancy dress
normal dressx
sexy dressx
studded leather coatx
axe
shield
helmet
swordx
bag
slave

Nice bathroom. Looks like your shield was being used as a nice leaning board against the bath corner.

I am getting the feeling that whoever's underwear was in your mouth has your pair. It might be prudent to ask at the front desk who the person wearing the hearts was.

>>262507
When faced with too big pants there is one thing to do, use or improvise a belt. It's not very hard, either use a proper belt or use some rope, if there isn't any rope then cut some out of a fabric.

Hmm, check if that is your shield.

>>262509
This

Roanna 2010/12/07(Tue)12:16 No. 262688 ID: 197650
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I'm 100% certain this is my shield, and so I collect it.
There's actually a tiny flag attached to the shield, or is it a tiny sail? I think it's made out of someone's handkerchief
I'll give the belt thing a shot ...no.
As for the heart clothing? I'm somewhat sure the dress and the thong are a match, the heart's worked into the design look the same, and were attached the same way.

Moving on to the other room I notice a small chamber, and have a peek inside.
There's a bust statue in the toilet, and it's wearing my helmet!
This leaves my Kelt, my bag and its contents, my axe, my panties and my fancy dress missing.
Also, someone painted stuff all over it.
Grabbing my helmet I enter the other bathroom.


...

>>262688
I still say that thong is probably yours. You could've bought it while you were hopped up on...whatever it was that made you wake up on the roof.

What is that on the statue? Pantyhose?

>>262688
You put a pantyhose on the head of Europa? Hope he's not one to bear grudges over minor things like that, should probably remove them to lessen your amount of sacrilige a little bit. Anyway, the pants is mostly so that you don't go around accidently flashing your private parts to everyone. But whatever, that hardly seemed like something you were concerned with during the last few days.

Ok, seems like you have searched everywhere, get suited up and armed up and then it's time to go hunting for your property. It's running around somewhere in town. By the way, how much do you estimate that you could sell the Kelt for?

Roanna 2010/12/07(Tue)17:21 No. 262773 ID: 197650
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That's no statue, that's a mosaic to Europa, god of war.
It's beautiful really, and it must've cost a fortune!
To even get some of these colours would cost a fortune!
I guess this inn was mostly used by mercenaries and soldiers during the wars, I've heard they liked the idea that Europa protected them when they weren't in arms.

I find my ugly helmet on the ground when I enter, and now I've seen teh whole upper floor, I wonder: where should I go next?

I could investigate the bloodied spear, I could go to the marketplace, I could try finding whoever the thong and the heart dress belong to, if they're not mine, I could go look for the pantied I woke up chewing on, I could investigate this Karl Talhoffer, I could look into the apple I carved a face into and gave to the innkeeper, I could go looking for where I got that statue of Lady Siv from.
Maybe look into the kelt paint, or the potion-y looking things, or the slave I appearantly groped? Or I could look into anything else we can come up with.

Either way, I make my way downstairs, enroute there I realise that's my axe sticking out a tankard, and inventory it.
All I need to find now are my panties, my fancy dress, my Kelt and my bag including all my stuff that goes in the bag.

The prices for for slaves differ greatly between towns, the prices go up when there's a high demand and no war or raiders, if there's no desire for them, but there is an offer, they can still sell poorly. I'd have to check the local prices.

Either way, my dress goes down to my knees and should be enough to propperly cover my privates unless I start doing crazy stuff, which I don't plan on doing.

>>262773
ask the inkeeper who was wearing the hearts last night, and sheepishly tell him he may as well return the apple he has been keeping safe for you. Tell him you are going out to track down your kelt so you can pay him for the mess.

>>262773
Check around that statue and see if anything ended up over there around the back or hidden by the water. Then head to the marketplace and ask around about everything else.

>>262773
Yeah, and stuff always goes as you have planned. Use the panties you found yourself chewing on, they're also loot according to the rules of insane parties. Put on your gear and then we go.

Lets hit up Talhoffer first. Then the market to go looking for your property.

Can you not fashion crude undergarments from the large pair of pants you found? There's certainly enough fabric to go around.

>>262773
Ask the innkeep about the woman in hearts, then go ask the marketplace guards about your Kelt.

Roanna 2010/12/08(Wed)12:15 No. 262927 ID: 197650
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Fine, gods! I'll just put on the heart thing, the panties are still kind of wet... moist... oh shut up.

Walking past the innkeeper I ask him, as sheepily as possible, for the apple.
Inspecting it, it is indeed just a silly smiley.
R-"What could you tell me about these heart themed clothes?"
Innkeeper- "Not a lot, just that someone at the party wore them last night, it's hard to keep track of who wears what when there's so many people."

I don't know where this Karl Talhoffer is at the moment, but the innkeeper told me I could probbably find him by talking to Steinn, the local blacksmith.

Either way, I make my way to the market square and try to get the attention of one of the guards.
R- "excuse me, sir? Could you tell m-"
Guard- "Of course my lady!"
The guard turns around quickly with a smug grin on his face, and... you have GOT to be kidding me.
his clothes.. are way too tight...

>I'll just put on the heart thing, the panties are still kind of wet... moist... oh shut up.

Gross gross GROSS GROSS TAKE THEM OFF QUICK AUGH.