Acquire bitches.

mama's advice bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)11:06 No. 280923 ID: 1f2692
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first things first, let us find out what our first options are... time to call up mama

*ring*

"Hello," says mama, "well if it ain't my little darling, you caught me at a bad time, vernellie is hustling one of my guys so we're gunning him down... kinda bloody though, meh, maybe i do have time to talk to my little button."

"Yo mama," i reply," i never like the vernelies anyway, but listen to this... i has a great idea, i wanna monopolize on the girl scout cookie industry, but the issue is... i can't... how'd you become the only one to monopolize on crime?"

"welp, honey, i had ambition and the right crew... lets see, i know, what you need are others who will back you up with whatever choice you have... definitely good to get some quote 'bitches' unquote to help you run the streets... after that, the rest is up to you, welp i've got to... vernelie seems to still be standing after edgar slapped him with the shovel, if you need any more advice or have any questions about work, don't be afraid to call. Byes."

*click, end call*

>likeminded group
>existing communication network
step 1: organise coup d'etat to depose existing leader, install puppet leader.

>it is terribly hard to succeed in an adult dominated world
On the other hand, nobody (except the very genre savvy) suspects the little girls. Especially little girls in identical uniforms that blur identities together, and who are expected to turn up on doorsteps and ask questions. That's a profitable information gathering system right there to start with.

The first fiendish thoughts bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)11:19 No. 280925 ID: 1f2692
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hmmmmmmmm..... yes... i do need others of my ilk... but i need those who have skills that i can use... don't want too many bums.... and then there's miss terichi... yes... she has got to go... for good, like...

Borrow mother's beating devices.

Break some kneecaps.

You've got friends right? Recruit your friends.

Here we go, recruits bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)11:58 No. 280931 ID: 1f2692
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I know, i'll just recruit my friends, that's simple... d'oh, i don't have any friends, or else i'd be hangin with them and not this stupid girl scout thing

Hmmmmm... though it would be nice to just take a shelaleigh to ms. terichi's thighs, but i don't have the time... mama once told me, 'veritas', i guess some famous old dude said it... it supposed to mean take the day, or something...

i'll just have to recruit the local fish to do my dirty work for me... but who to begin with...

>>280931
begin with the disaffected. From the snapshots, I suspect that would be Mitchie, Alice, and Svinna. Maybe Sarah. Once you have some backup you can start recruiting others with a combination of reward incentives and intimidation.

I also vote for Sarah to be the first 'bitch' in your mafia.

>>280931
Let's avoid the stereotype trap
Mitchie: brains
Alice: muscle
Svinna: intel

First Fish bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)13:20 No. 280941 ID: 1f2692
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That's right, sarah... myes, she looks like the easy type to beat up, and force to be a slave... yes... i do like this---

"HOLY GOD, EYES" i scream back

those things are dangerous... are they even human?

"yes, can i help you?" sarah replies

those eyes are like lasers, shooting into my very soul... i could use those, i just need to get them to stop pointing my way... i think my brain just might melt...

"Uh..." crap... didn't think of anything to say... gotta think quickly!!!

>>280941
"Cookies! Do you like them?"

Also point in a random direction and say "Let's both look at that while we talk."

LOOOOOKIT THAT!? bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)14:16 No. 280955 ID: 1f2692
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"COOKIES, YOU LIKE THEM!?" I yell as i 'strategically' turn her head aside

"NOTHING MORE I LIKE THAN COOKIES! please don't look at me when you reply. YES, I KNOW YOU LIKE COOKIES, RIGHT!?"

Sarah is a little annoyed, but she seems to be used to this... who would be used to this!?
Truth, i would sucker punch someone who touched my awesome do, but that's not the point... the point is recruiting... but how do i recruit 'laser eyes' if i can't even look her in the eyes.

>>280955

Either acquire her mirrorshades, so you can see her eyes.

Y'know, if you're a whiny little girl who can't man up enough to stare some girl with reptile eyes in the face.

Second Opinion bamump 2011/02/11(Fri)14:35 No. 280959 ID: 1f2692
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Welp... maybe i over-reacted... maybe she doesn't have laser eyes, lets take a second look....

...

Yep... lets not stare into her eyes, that sounds like a good idea...

"So, if your not interested in cookies, lets talk about demon posession, eh?"

>>280959
Heeeeey Bamump. I know you're new here and all, but, like, I don't know that people are gonna appreciate you having your character post in other people's quest threads. Just a heads up.

Demons are always a plus when creating a monopoly on a trade. Also, those eyeballs.

>>280967
I dunno, there's precedent for this sort of thing. Usually its from older characters with more fleshed-out personalities, but I wouldn't get bent out of shape about it. I found it amusing at least.

>>280959
"Come on in heeeeeeerrrreeee"

>>280967
>>280969

(he heh, the more i know the better, i did it for humors sake, thx o)

(sorry, no picture for this one)

"What the hell is wrong with you," yells sarah, "why are you bothering me again!"

again? i don't quiet recall the last time i bothered this one... oh wait, i do remember.

*flash back time*

I haven't been in the lily scouts for long, about a month or more, but when i first came here i wanted to make friends.... wooh boy, was that ever a mistake.

as soon as i walked right up to sarah i stared her in the eyes, you know... to get there attention, not only did i see the remake of 'dante's inferno' in those topaz beuties but i kinda over-reacted.
I first aimed sarah directly at muscles mitchie--
who in turn went beserk and started flailing her arms around.... majestic, like a rihno in a glass dish shop...

*wham* Down goes susan
*biff* Sending katt through the table
*Pow whack crunch* Sammy, crystal, and jasmine
*woosh* Carol dodges, cus she's some sort of acrobat or something
*K-RACK* dunno if mitchie punched harder because she missed carol or what, but she completely broke the old troupe leaders skull

By this time, everyone was looking at me... or those still standing... and all i could muster to say was "Yo, i'm new."

*end memory*

ah yes, those were good times...

welp, now that i remembered that we have familiarity, it makes this alot easier.

"Soooo... other than creepy demons in your eyes, you wanna help me out?"

"... like how?" she looks at me warilly

"I'm starting a new troupe, wanna join?"

"No."

Sh*t, that didn't work... how bout this-
"Do you like wearing green all the time, doesn't seem to match your demons- i mean eyes."

"..."

"How bout purple, and dark grey... and we're definitely not having some b*tch name like lily scouts... maybe death scouts, or reaper scouts... that sound kewl to you?" And then wait for a response without looking into her eyes... god i'm a pansy

You gotta play it cool girl, no spazzing out about her eyes. And death scouts sounds a little over the top, ya know? Your mama doesn't call her squad the reaper mafia does she?

How 'bout like, the Moirae Scouts? Because you are going to be in control of everything, right?

@finally updated bamump 2011/02/27(Sun)11:08 No. 284741 ID: f7aa74
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[sarah] whatya- what? ... lemme put these...
alright, now what again? death scouts? your such a spazz, why would i wanna join you if your troupe were the death scouts, who'd want to buy death cookies... i mean seriously.
why the heck do you want to start your own troupe anyway?

[me] for the betterment of the people

Well if she doesn't like the name, what does SHE think the troupe should be called?