KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/02(Wed)20:13 No. 285821 ID: c44286
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KHAN THE DESTROYER must find the SOURCE OF DISCORD, and give it RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE.
He is currently outside the VILLAGE. Sounds of fighting can be heard from within.
To the WEST is the FOREST. There are many monsters there.
To the NORTH is the TUNDRA. The BEAR-KIN live there.
To the SOUTH are FEATURELESS PLAINS. The HORSEMEN live there.
To the EAST is the SEA OF MUCH WATER. The NORTHERN PEOPLES often SAIL there.




KHAN THE DESTROYER is a MIGHTY WARRIOR, as are all the NORTHERN PEOPLES.
As a MIGHTY WARRIOR he can SHOUT, RAGE and AXE at will, and is known for IMPROBABLE TOUGHNESS.
As a WARLORD he can RALLY and INSPIRE once per day.

It is a SUNNY DAY.

Go to the SOUTHERN LANDS.

Find sweet, sweet SOUTHERN BRIDE.

Go to the town, and RALLY and INSPIRE them. Tell them to cease their discord, and perhaps lead them out in search of the source of this hex.

Build a TREE FORT in the FOREST because it is a nice day to BUILD THINGS.

rage + axe to forest. create a great fleet.

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/02(Wed)21:11 No. 285835 ID: c44286
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>Go to SOUTHERN LANDS
KHAN THE DESTROYER needs a SHIP to go to the SOUTHERN LANDS.

>Find sweet, sweet SOUTHERN BRIDE
No-one could ever love KHAN THE DESTROYER like MR SCRUFFLES.

>Go to town.
KHAN THE DESTROYER enters the VILLAGE.
There is a RAGING BATTLE here.

>RALLY and INSPIRE townsfolk.
KHAN THE DESTROYER RALLIES a mob! Too bad they immediately join the fighting.
KHAN THE DESTROYER can only INSPIRE party members!

>RAGE + AXE to FOREST. Create a great fleet.
There is no FOREST here!


The RAGING BATTLE rages.
Exits are: OUTSIDE VILLAGE, WISE WOMAN'S HUT, BLACKSMITH'S FORGE

MR SCRUFFLES bristles his whiskers.

Discuss RAGING BATTLE with WISE WOMAN.

Discuss HUMI-FICATION POTION with WISE OLD WOMAN.

MR SCRUFFLES needs to become a LIFE PARTNER or KHAN THE DESTROYER.

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/02(Wed)21:51 No. 285846 ID: c44286
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>Discuss RAGING BATTLE with WISE WOMAN.
KHAN THE DESTROYER enters WISE WOMAN'S HUT.

KHAN THE DESTROYER asks the WISE WOMAN about the RAGING BATTLE.

"Aye, 'tis a shame. The people have been afflicted by a curse. It is surely the work of THE WIZARD and his SEEDS OF DISCORD. I do not know how to remove the DISCORD, but I know someone who can. Seek out the HERMIT who lives in the MOUNTAINS to the WEST. Here, take this. It will aid you on your journey."

KHAN THE DESTROYER has gained APPLE JUICE.

>Discuss HUMI-FICATION POTION with WISE WOMAN
KHAN THE DESTROYER could never ask MR SCRUFFLES to change for him.

Thank the WISE WOMAN and be on your way to the west!

Set MR SCRUFFLES on fire

Thank WISE WOMAN and travel to the MOUNTAINS to the WEST.

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/03(Thu)02:33 No. 285868 ID: c44286
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>Thank the WISE WOMAN.
KHAN THE DESTROYER thanks the WISE WOMAN in the way of the NORTHERN PEOPLES.

>Go WEST
KHAN THE DESTROYER exits the VILLAGE.

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/03(Thu)02:35 No. 285869 ID: c44286
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KHAN THE DESTROYER travels WEST, and arrives to FOREST EDGE.

There is a PEASANT WAGON here.
Beyond the FOREST loom the MOUNTAINS.

The PEASANT WAGON makes slow progress along the road.

>>285869
Tell the peasant to hurry the fuck up or get out of the way! Some people have important places to be. If he doesn't move then rage.

>>285871
What? No, obviously we must offer our aid to the peasant, and use our IMPROBABLE TOUGHNESS to move with great speed until our paths split!

>>285874

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/03(Thu)06:43 No. 285877 ID: c44286
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KHAN THE DESTROYER SHOUTS at the PEASANT WAGON.
The PEASANT WAGON is FRIGHTENED.
UNKNOWN is FRIGHTENED.
UNKNOWN recovers.
BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN TEAM is discovered! It's AMBUSH failed!

>>285877

AXE the ASSASSIN TEAM in the face.

>>285868
>not even doom music.png
:3
>>285877
Deal with them in order of how dangerous they look (to the peasant).

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/03(Thu)08:19 No. 285887 ID: c44286
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KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES a BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN!
A BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN DASHES past him!
A BEAK-KIN ARCHER AIMS at KHAN THE DESTROYER!
PEASANT WAGON is still FRIGHTENED!

>>285887
Peasant wagon must be able to fend for itself or not be suited to continued existance. Ignore it. Instead it's time for some motherfucking RAGE over the fact that the puny assassin dares to fire at you and miss. Axe him the question of how he fucking dared to do that!

Use FALLEN ASSASSIN as a shield against arrows. Go kill the other guy that got past you. Maybe throw corpse at the archer.

>>285877
...Wait, what?

>>285928
Uh, this.

Realize you are in best quest and strike a victory pose.

RAGE, then AXE until there's none of them left.

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/04(Fri)01:03 No. 286112 ID: c44286
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>RAGE MOTHAFUCKA
KHAN THE DESTROYER uses RAGE.

>Use corpse as shield
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES CORPSE.

BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN hits PEASANT WAGON.

>AXE BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN.

KHAN THE DESTROYER has been hit!

ignore hit with shear badass, axe other assassin.

>>286112
Axe the last one how it feels to be dead.

>>286131
This this this!

KHAN THE DESTROYER 2011/03/04(Fri)14:21 No. 286177 ID: c44286
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The BEAK-KIN ARCHER shoots KHAN THE DESTROYER.

KHAN THE DESTROYER is NOT AMUSED.

>AXE BEAK-KIN ARCHER how it feels to be dead.
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES him a question.
The answer is 'blo-aaaaaarghsplutsplutsplush'.

The BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN TEAM has been defeated!

Revel in spoils of victoly.

>>286177
Roar in victory and check to make sure that MR SCRUFFLES is ok.

roar victory to thor. then let the rage leave you.

Demand that PEASANT WAGON get rid of that stupid arrow in your back.