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285820 No. 285820 ID: c44286

I am KHAN THE DESTROYER, WARLORD of the NORTHERN PEOPLES!
This is MR SCRUFFLES.

A GREAT TRAGEDY has occurred!
The NORTHERN PEOPLES are fighting between themselves!
Our RAIDING PARTY will be ruined with all this DISCORD!

And that makes MR SCRUFFLES sad.
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No. 285821 ID: c44286
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285821

KHAN THE DESTROYER must find the SOURCE OF DISCORD, and give it RIGHTEOUS JUSTICE.
He is currently outside the VILLAGE. Sounds of fighting can be heard from within.
To the WEST is the FOREST. There are many monsters there.
To the NORTH is the TUNDRA. The BEAR-KIN live there.
To the SOUTH are FEATURELESS PLAINS. The HORSEMEN live there.
To the EAST is the SEA OF MUCH WATER. The NORTHERN PEOPLES often SAIL there.




KHAN THE DESTROYER is a MIGHTY WARRIOR, as are all the NORTHERN PEOPLES.
As a MIGHTY WARRIOR he can SHOUT, RAGE and AXE at will, and is known for IMPROBABLE TOUGHNESS.
As a WARLORD he can RALLY and INSPIRE once per day.

It is a SUNNY DAY.
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No. 285822 ID: e057e2

Go to the SOUTHERN LANDS.

Find sweet, sweet SOUTHERN BRIDE.
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No. 285823 ID: cf244d

Go to the town, and RALLY and INSPIRE them. Tell them to cease their discord, and perhaps lead them out in search of the source of this hex.
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No. 285828 ID: 3416ec

Build a TREE FORT in the FOREST because it is a nice day to BUILD THINGS.
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No. 285830 ID: 75d7a9

rage + axe to forest. create a great fleet.
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No. 285835 ID: c44286
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285835

>Go to SOUTHERN LANDS
KHAN THE DESTROYER needs a SHIP to go to the SOUTHERN LANDS.

>Find sweet, sweet SOUTHERN BRIDE
No-one could ever love KHAN THE DESTROYER like MR SCRUFFLES.

>Go to town.
KHAN THE DESTROYER enters the VILLAGE.
There is a RAGING BATTLE here.

>RALLY and INSPIRE townsfolk.
KHAN THE DESTROYER RALLIES a mob! Too bad they immediately join the fighting.
KHAN THE DESTROYER can only INSPIRE party members!

>RAGE + AXE to FOREST. Create a great fleet.
There is no FOREST here!


The RAGING BATTLE rages.
Exits are: OUTSIDE VILLAGE, WISE WOMAN'S HUT, BLACKSMITH'S FORGE

MR SCRUFFLES bristles his whiskers.
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No. 285838 ID: 1854db

Discuss RAGING BATTLE with WISE WOMAN.
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No. 285841 ID: e057e2

Discuss HUMI-FICATION POTION with WISE OLD WOMAN.

MR SCRUFFLES needs to become a LIFE PARTNER or KHAN THE DESTROYER.
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No. 285846 ID: c44286
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285846

>Discuss RAGING BATTLE with WISE WOMAN.
KHAN THE DESTROYER enters WISE WOMAN'S HUT.

KHAN THE DESTROYER asks the WISE WOMAN about the RAGING BATTLE.

"Aye, 'tis a shame. The people have been afflicted by a curse. It is surely the work of THE WIZARD and his SEEDS OF DISCORD. I do not know how to remove the DISCORD, but I know someone who can. Seek out the HERMIT who lives in the MOUNTAINS to the WEST. Here, take this. It will aid you on your journey."

KHAN THE DESTROYER has gained APPLE JUICE.

>Discuss HUMI-FICATION POTION with WISE WOMAN
KHAN THE DESTROYER could never ask MR SCRUFFLES to change for him.
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No. 285848 ID: 1854db

Thank the WISE WOMAN and be on your way to the west!
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No. 285851 ID: 653ea0

Set MR SCRUFFLES on fire
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No. 285862 ID: 644ca1

Thank WISE WOMAN and travel to the MOUNTAINS to the WEST.
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No. 285868 ID: c44286
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285868

>Thank the WISE WOMAN.
KHAN THE DESTROYER thanks the WISE WOMAN in the way of the NORTHERN PEOPLES.

>Go WEST
KHAN THE DESTROYER exits the VILLAGE.
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No. 285869 ID: c44286
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285869

KHAN THE DESTROYER travels WEST, and arrives to FOREST EDGE.

There is a PEASANT WAGON here.
Beyond the FOREST loom the MOUNTAINS.

The PEASANT WAGON makes slow progress along the road.
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No. 285871 ID: c71597

>>285869
Tell the peasant to hurry the fuck up or get out of the way! Some people have important places to be. If he doesn't move then rage.
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No. 285874 ID: 8c06b9

>>285871
What? No, obviously we must offer our aid to the peasant, and use our IMPROBABLE TOUGHNESS to move with great speed until our paths split!
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No. 285875 ID: f88f02

>>285874
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No. 285877 ID: c44286
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285877

KHAN THE DESTROYER SHOUTS at the PEASANT WAGON.
The PEASANT WAGON is FRIGHTENED.
UNKNOWN is FRIGHTENED.
UNKNOWN recovers.
BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN TEAM is discovered! It's AMBUSH failed!
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No. 285879 ID: 299e2c

>>285877

AXE the ASSASSIN TEAM in the face.
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No. 285880 ID: 653ea0

>>285868
>not even doom music.png
:3
>>285877
Deal with them in order of how dangerous they look (to the peasant).
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No. 285887 ID: c44286
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285887

KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES a BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN!
A BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN DASHES past him!
A BEAK-KIN ARCHER AIMS at KHAN THE DESTROYER!
PEASANT WAGON is still FRIGHTENED!
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No. 285888 ID: c71597

>>285887
Peasant wagon must be able to fend for itself or not be suited to continued existance. Ignore it. Instead it's time for some motherfucking RAGE over the fact that the puny assassin dares to fire at you and miss. Axe him the question of how he fucking dared to do that!
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No. 285928 ID: 1854db

Use FALLEN ASSASSIN as a shield against arrows. Go kill the other guy that got past you. Maybe throw corpse at the archer.
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No. 285971 ID: 46c430

>>285877
...Wait, what?

>>285928
Uh, this.
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No. 285973 ID: bb1dec

Realize you are in best quest and strike a victory pose.
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No. 285978 ID: cf244d

RAGE, then AXE until there's none of them left.
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No. 286112 ID: c44286
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286112

>RAGE MOTHAFUCKA
KHAN THE DESTROYER uses RAGE.

>Use corpse as shield
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES CORPSE.

BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN hits PEASANT WAGON.

>AXE BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN.

KHAN THE DESTROYER has been hit!
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No. 286113 ID: 8c73c8

ignore hit with shear badass, axe other assassin.
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No. 286131 ID: c71597

>>286112
Axe the last one how it feels to be dead.
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No. 286155 ID: 1854db

>>286131
This this this!
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No. 286177 ID: c44286
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286177

The BEAK-KIN ARCHER shoots KHAN THE DESTROYER.

KHAN THE DESTROYER is NOT AMUSED.

>AXE BEAK-KIN ARCHER how it feels to be dead.
KHAN THE DESTROYER AXES him a question.
The answer is 'blo-aaaaaarghsplutsplutsplush'.

The BEAK-KIN ASSASSIN TEAM has been defeated!
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No. 286180 ID: 228c58

Revel in spoils of victoly.
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No. 286181 ID: c71597

>>286177
Roar in victory and check to make sure that MR SCRUFFLES is ok.
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No. 286192 ID: 8c73c8

roar victory to thor. then let the rage leave you.
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No. 286221 ID: 1854db

Demand that PEASANT WAGON get rid of that stupid arrow in your back.
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