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288641 No. 288641 ID: e973f4

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No. 288642 ID: e973f4
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288642

. . .
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No. 288643 ID: abb30a

Wake up, octopus! You have an adorable day ahead of you!
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No. 288647 ID: 3416ec

Arise... red thing.
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No. 288648 ID: 8c73c8

feferi since when are you slazzarine?
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No. 288663 ID: c71597

>>288642
Keep sleeping a while longer. No need to get up right away.
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No. 288668 ID: 2222da

Don't wake up! If you do, you will be infected with us crazy head-voices FOREVER. Or at least till you accomplish some major goal. Or we might just disappear randomly.
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No. 288695 ID: 4656de

its ok, you dont have to check if the water cleaning is working.

i mean, why bohter if you are swimming in your own piss.
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No. 288839 ID: e973f4
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288839

>Wake up
. . .

>Don't wake up
. . . Nh.
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No. 288841 ID: e973f4
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288841

. . .

I suppose I am to wake.
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No. 288843 ID: 8c73c8

good, now go get some eats.
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No. 288844 ID: abb30a

>>288843
Yeah. Do you like to eat green things?
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No. 288869 ID: 1854db

Look around you.
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No. 288870 ID: 3416ec

>LOOK ROOM
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No. 288895 ID: c71597

>>288841
... well if you're up then I guess you should get out of that cocoon as well.
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No. 289042 ID: 1413e6

READ NOTE HUG TOM
Either that, or get out of that cocoon.
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No. 289067 ID: e973f4
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289067

>food
I am not hungry.

I will eat when I am.

>do you like to eat green things?
. . .

>get out of the cocoon
Alright.
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No. 289068 ID: e973f4
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289068

>LOOK ROOM
Nothing unusual.
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No. 289069 ID: 07416a

>>289068
Exit room, then.
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No. 289070 ID: 8c73c8

coo, exit room and go to first scheduled stop.
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No. 289073 ID: dad664

DANCE! DANCE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
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No. 289084 ID: abb30a

Go see if your friends are still alive.
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No. 289086 ID: 07416a

>>289068
So, have you any abnormalities?
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No. 289194 ID: 4bc6c8

>>289086
Those scondry arms look kinda big for a slassawhatever
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No. 289205 ID: e973f4
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289205

>dance
. . .

>abnormalities
. . .

>my friends
They should be fine.

>exit room
And go where?
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No. 289207 ID: 07416a

>>289205
Mess with the blue bubbly things. Wait, is your guys tech usually red and meaty?
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No. 289208 ID: 8c73c8

i dunno. you are the one who knows where things are. how about the central room?
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No. 289209 ID: d6ae01

>>289205
Downward! DIG FOR VICTORY.
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No. 289223 ID: abb30a

Review your current personal situation.
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No. 289255 ID: c71597

>>289205
Bathroom? Usually the first place I go after I wake up, followed by the kitchen.
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No. 289268 ID: 1854db

>>289205
Check out that box.
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No. 289471 ID: e973f4
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289471

>DIG
. . .

>red and meaty tech?
. . .

>current personal situation
Tired.

. . .

Very tired.

>go to the central room
The control room.

We're docked. I don't see the point.

>or the bathroom
I could stand to wash off before I leave.
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No. 289472 ID: e973f4
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289472

>blue things
The consoles.

>box
Storage device.

If you insist.

ÆTHER Multipurpose Storage Device v. 21.0.2.6 Firmware update available. Hello Kyhzee.
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No. 289473 ID: 221021

Wait, who are you, and what do you do?
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No. 289476 ID: 6a5a08

Who are you?
Who are we?
Why are headvoices not freaking you out?
Where are we?
What are we doing?
Why are we doing it?

I think that about covers what we need to know.
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No. 289483 ID: f123de

>>289476
You forgot a few.

Check inventory
View character sheet
A comprehensive list of skills and abilities would suffice for the last, of course
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No. 289505 ID: abb30a

Would you like to sleep more?
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No. 289506 ID: fe29bf

If you're tired, perhaps you should go back to sleep! Unless you have an appointment, of anything urgent is happening?
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No. 289535 ID: 4bc6c8

>>289472
Update that stuff! Say no to vulnerabilities!
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No. 289733 ID: d677cc
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289733

>who are you?
Kyhzee.

>what do you do?
I'm a pilot.

>where are you?
On my ship. Waiting.

>go back to sleep
Not that kind of tired.

>update firmware
Okay.

Updating firmware... Complete. Firmware updated to v. 22.0.0.2
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No. 289734 ID: d677cc
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289734

>headvoices
. . .

>inventory
Nothing right now.

>skills, abilities
I can fly ships.

What would you like to do now, Kyhzee? If you're heading out, you probably want your pack and your multitool. Is there anything else to be gotten?

These things are unnerving.
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No. 289735 ID: 07416a

>>289734
A fine hat. The finest hat you possess.
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No. 289736 ID: abb30a

What is it that you're waiting for?
Also, get your pack and multitool.
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No. 289777 ID: 3e6377

>>289733
What happened, Kyhzee? Death? Ruin? Uncomfortable realisation? Abandonment? Traumatic childhood? Terminal illness?
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No. 289785 ID: 6a5a08

Get:
1. Pack
2. Multitool
3. Rations
4. Alcohol
5. Super awesome pilot hat, to show off your super awesome pilot rank
6. A cape
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No. 289834 ID: 8f5011

Well then Kyhzee, I've got a few questions

Are you a guy or girl?

Why are you waiting? What's the current mission?

Is there anyone else on board?
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No. 289858 ID: 28e94e

>>289734
Retrieve arms from cabinet No, scratch that, you already have entirely too many
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No. 289907 ID: d677cc
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289907

>guy or girl
Male.

>hat
I don't wear them.

>rations
We've got a synthesizer. I don't need them.

>alcohol
Not right now.

>waiting?
For a new destination.

>anyone else?
Two others.

>pack, multitool
Alright. I'll leave them in the room for now, though.
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No. 289908 ID: d677cc
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289908

>what happened, Kyhzee?
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No. 289909 ID: d677cc
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289909

Items retrieved. Have a good day, Kyhzee!

I should wash off before I leave.
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No. 289910 ID: a33914

Why so bored and terse, Kyhzee?
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No. 289915 ID: 6a5a08

Requesting info on others on board the ship.
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No. 289917 ID: abb30a

>wash off
Yes. Make sure you get all those hard-to-reach-places.
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No. 289920 ID: 3e6377

>>289909
What do you want?
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No. 289945 ID: 51d388

>>289917
Yea, get nake... wait... forget it
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No. 290011 ID: 38738e

Who are the two others? Other pilots?
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No. 290028 ID: 1854db

Yeah, wash up. Who're the other dudes?
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No. 290183 ID: d677cc
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290183

>bored and terse
I'm not bored.

And terse is who I am.

>wash off
Yes.
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No. 290184 ID: d677cc
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290184

>hard-to-reach places
I'm flexible enough.

>the others
Besides me, there's a medic and an engineer.

Neither of them are salazzas. We've been on the crew together for three years now.

>what do you want?
. . .

I don't know anymore.

I just don't know.
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No. 290195 ID: 1854db

>>290184
What are they if not Salazzas?
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No. 290201 ID: 73a0c6

>>290184
>>290195

They aren't a pair of Earthlings, one German and one Texan are they?
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No. 290203 ID: abb30a

Do you want to become an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone?
Surely not! Finish up here and go say good day to your friends.
Also, acquire some psychedelic mushrooms if you can, for later use. It could come in handy.
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No. 290242 ID: 382b3f

Hey. HEY! You need to smile.
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No. 290255 ID: 6a5a08

>>290203
Yes.
Very much this.

If you don't know what you want, then we have to narrow it down. What DON'T you want?
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No. 290258 ID: 14f566

you are:

-male
-sober
-alone
-depressed

lets fix all of these 4 things. go hit a bar, and dont forget your bling. we gon get ya hooked, even if it is with a hooker.
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No. 290420 ID: 8f5011

wait, when did a fully functional set of mid-limbs become standard among the salazzas?

Or are you a mutant? Is that why you're on a ship with crew of different species?
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No. 290645 ID: d677cc
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290645

>an old man, filled with regret, waiting to die alone
. . .

>good day to your friends
They will come for me soon.

>psychedelic mushrooms
. . .

>midlimbs
A genetic modification. Universal nowadays.

>smile
Not likely.

>a bar
None around here.

>what are they?
An amtsvane and a duduk.

Speaking of which. There's a knock at the cabin door.

:unknown1: "Kyhzee?"
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No. 290646 ID: d677cc
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290646

:unknown1: "Are you awake yet? It's awfully late. I was going to actually cook something for our morning meal today instead of just using the synthesizer, but I wanted to make sure you were awake first."

I suppose I'm done washing off.
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No. 290648 ID: 28e94e

You are horribly miserable. Clearly you need to obtain delicious alcohol.
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No. 290649 ID: abb30a

Cooked food sounds like a nice idea.
Go greet him, and show your appreciation with a REALLY BIG hug.
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No. 290651 ID: 07416a

>>290648
Alcohol enhances your mood. If you're miserable you'll be super miserable.
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No. 290661 ID: 1854db

Go say hi with your tersest greeting.
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No. 290666 ID: dc8793

hug friend, eat bacon

accidentaly, admire his cooking skills, think of getting a paiting or some other ornament for your room, go out shopping, etc.
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No. 290688 ID: 8a538b

Well then, time to get dressed and ready for breakfast.
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No. 291086 ID: d677cc
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291086

>alcohol will make you feel better
>alcohol will make you feel more miserable
Well then.

>get dressed
It's not cold.

>decorate your room
I've been meaning to. No good ideas.

>go shopping
Nowhere to shop right now.

I walk over and open the door.

It's Sazgvao. Our engineer.

:sazgvao: "Kyhzee!"

He looks down at me and produces a low, falling tone. I'm told amtsvane do this when they're happy.

>say hi
:kyhzee: "Hi."
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No. 291089 ID: d677cc
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291089

>admire his cooking skills
Can't comment yet.

:sazgvao: "I'm sorry I came in and bothered you. Were you busy? I'm just excited because I haven't tried cooking in a long time and I wanted to make sure you were around for it. Are you feeling alright? I-- You're probably feeling alright; you were feeling alright yesterday. Silly of me to ask. Sorry."

He makes the "happy" noise again.
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No. 291090 ID: d677cc
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291090

:sazgvao: "So if you could go wait at the table in the dining room I'll start getting that together. Or you could wait anywhere, really. If you want to watch me cook I'll be doing that in the dining room though. Mmh... oh! And Clear says we finally got an assignment. They called in this morning. We'll be going out the day after tomorrow. Honestly I'm glad we'll finally be going somewhere; there's not much to do here besides sit on the ship. Hey, you're all wet. ... I just caught you coming out of the shower, didn't I. I'm sorry! Or... no, that's Clear who gets mad at me when I catch her wet. Oh, no, I mixed you two up. I'm sorry!"

>hug him
Should I?
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No. 291091 ID: 180ec2

YES. Hugs always make you feel better. Say why, though, when you do it, as not to have misunderstandings.
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No. 291094 ID: 1854db

>>291090
Hmm. Is he really big or are you just small? Oh god, I have no idea what reference point to use when comparing alien species!

Hug? You uh... should be as friendly as would be appropriate for how much you like him, taking into account both of your cultures.
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No. 291096 ID: abb30a

>>291090
Yes, you should hug him. You're pretty close, after all. And watch him cook! It'll be more interesting than sitting and doing nothing.
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No. 291113 ID: e6032b

you has a gud friend. be gud in return to him.

hug him and tell him you will most likely not watch him cook.

for now it seems work could get you at least active. lets check what assignment that is while we bother everyone on the ship with your sympatic apathy
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No. 291241 ID: 8211e6

YES

HUGS
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No. 291348 ID: 6a5a08

Hugs power the universe. To obtain power you must hugs.
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No. 291626 ID: d677cc
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291626

>big or small?
Amtsvane are very large. Saz is about [eighteen feet] tall.

>assignment
It'll only be another run. That's all we do.

>hug him!
If you insist.

:sazgvao: "...! Um... K-kyhzee... ?"

:kyhzee: "Calm down, alright?"

:sazgvao: "O-okay... y-you're, um... you're... I... I'll just... go to the dining room... now..."

He trots off.

Happy?
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No. 291627 ID: 8c73c8

yes, very.
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No. 291628 ID: 1854db

Er. Well, perhaps you could request that he lean down for a proper hug rather than just grabbing his leg.

Move along, anyway.
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No. 291629 ID: abb30a

>happy?
Yes! Saz is also surely happy to have been hugged. Follow him; you'll both enjoy the company.
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No. 291674 ID: 8211e6

I don't know, go to the other place or something.
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No. 291722 ID: 6a5a08

>It'll only be another run. That's all we do.
Well, our presence in your mind denotes that you are about to embark on a life-changing adventure. So, ya know, expect the unexpected.

Go find the other crew member. They'll probably be watching Saz cook. Or doing something else. One of the two. Maybe even both at the same time!
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No. 292024 ID: d677cc
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292024

>follow him
>move on
Nothing else to do. I head on into the dining room.

:sazgvao: "O-- oh! Y-you're... just going to... wait here...? O-oh, um, I... I'll go... I..."

He makes an odd squeaking sound. Still flustered.

:sazgvao: "... There's... I... I need to... go..."

And he's off again.

>find the other crew member
She's not in here.

I could try her room.
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No. 292039 ID: abb30a

>>292024
Look for her in her room. If she's there, see if you can bring her over here and you can both watch Sazzy cook.
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No. 292041 ID: 8211e6

Go meet your other weird alien friend then.
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No. 292061 ID: 0b256f

>>292024
Her room is a good start, don't forget your EDC, though.
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No. 292063 ID: abb30a

What kind of stuff do you guys normally have to eat?
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No. 292301 ID: 6a5a08

Knock first.
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