Quinn 2011/03/17(Thu)06:50 No. 288903 ID: 42855f
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Zzzzzz..........Zzzzzz........

???: ~Rise, boy.~

"Hrmfah.....Zzzzzzz.....Zzzzzzz......"

???: ~Quinn, stop this foolishness. I can glean you have awoken from the mental activity present in your pea-sized brain. Sit up.~

"Sngrk...Zzzzzz...."

???: ~Boy, this is no time for your laziness.~

???: ~STAND OR I SHALL MAKE YOU STAND.~

>>288903
>Inb4 springboard matress

Quinn 2011/03/17(Thu)06:55 No. 288906 ID: 42855f
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"AGH! Son of a gun, Old Man, did you really need to shout in my brain?"

~Of course, you cretin. You would have continued your act of buffoonery had I not.~

"Only for a few minutes, geez. It's 3 in the morning and you made me haul ass all day yesterday."

~Cease your whining, Mr. Grimes. Now that you are at attention, I require your assistance with an extremely delicate experiment.~

~With that, I also require you to entertain some...Hmn, let's just address them as, 'residual spirits' that have been loitering about the premises since last rift opening."

Quinn 2011/03/17(Thu)06:58 No. 288908 ID: 42855f
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"What, you want I should get my top hat and cards and perform a magic show? Maybe croon them with a little Sinatra?"

"How exactly am I supposed to entertain ghosts?"

~Good god, you are a dolt. Keep up with the rest of the class, will you? I meant keep them occupied so that I may focus.~

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Whatever. Fine."

~Simply splendid. Now away to the laboratory. There is much work to do.~

Quinn 2011/03/17(Thu)07:00 No. 288909 ID: 42855f
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So, ghosties, huh?
Well, pleasure to make your several acquaintances, I guess.
If you couldn't pick up from the back and forth between me and the crusty old fart, my name is Quinn Grimes, the strapping, courageous, absolutely marvelous whipping bo-I mean, assistant. As for the guy who abruptly partnered us, that fossil's title is Old Man to everyone and anyone who meets him. Well, -except- for his lovely granddaughter, who just calls him Gramps.
You know, I've lived with this old timer for over a year now and the bastard hasn't and -still- won't tell me his actual name? Geez.

But whatever, introductions are done. Now onto brass tacks.

The Old Man said to meet him up in the LABORATORY. That'd be a quick jog DOWN THE HALL and UP THE STAIRS. However, seeing as he just -had- to interrupt my beauty sleep, we could MUCK ABOUT and CHAT, maybe POKE AROUND. Though we can't go downstairs or I'll get him shouting in my head again.

Well then, my new ghostly little compadres, what do?

>You maybe have noticed a couple of topics highlighted in blue! (Well, I hope you did. You'd have to be blind to miss them.) These are POINTS OF INTEREST that Quinn will expound upon in more detail if you so choose to ask. Asking about these topics may perhaps yield some form of OPPORTUNITY or background information to the setting or person in particular.

(Choose an option!)
>TALK
>POKE AROUND
>EXIT to HALLWAY

[And with this last opening post, I'll be back much later today. Sorry for the post-and-run, but I haven't much of a choice in the matter!]

So how about that grand daughter?

>>288909
Hey. Look, listen.
Look between those mattresses.
The poster? You're gonna tear it down.
There's some porn mag on the floor there, let us have a glance. For research.
Oh, is that a night stand? Anything inside? What about the closet?

>>288909
POKE AROUND! POKE AROUND EVERYWHHEEERRREEE

I bet you have porn under your bed, don't you?

What exactly do you mean by whipping boy, or rather assistant as you call it, and where the hell are we?

>>288909
Lets get on with some mucking about and poking around.

What "buffoonery" are we talking about? Does he just hate sleeping?

Is this one of those jobs where you die if you try to quit?

Poke Around.

Poke around!

Grannnnndaughter is a thing we are interested in. Especially her naked titties. Also poke around because we don't believe in being orderly or responsible.

>>288909
Trim Ponytail off with poking around. Ponytails don't work with your hulky physique unless your wearing knight armor.

Show us the porn under your mattress

>>288947

or are a kewl samurai ninja