You're not a very good person
Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? What would you say your best talents are?
2)knit 3)rappel
2) Knitting 3) Baking Cookies
Oh, yes, very droll. Do keep on topic, these sessions are for your own good. Now, we are talking about your special talents, not simple hobbies.
>>295977 Well with murder that high up it would seem prudent to be skilled in corpse disposal. Which can include a bit of chemistry. So lets go with chemistry. And then knife fighting. Because it's fun and abnormally dangerous.
>>295977 2) Knitting 3) Baking Cookies
Cannibalism, to dispose of the bodies. Deception, so that nobody finds out.
That's...better, I suppose. I see that written clues and reading comprehension are not one of your strong points, but no matter. This isn't a test, it's an analysis. There are no right answers, just wrong ones.
Now then, time for a little self-diagnostics. Use this form to tell us where it hurts the most. Let's take this one point at a time.
Paranoid 4 Schizoid 2 Antisocial 0 Histrionic 1 Sadistic 2
Paranoid: 4 Schizoid: 3 (Because paranoid schizophrenia is awesome.) Antisocial: 2 Histronic: 0 Sadistic: 0 (Because the monster who doesn't find pain fun is much scarier.)
Paranoid 4 Schizoid 4 Antisocial 0 Histrionic 0 Sadistic 1
Is this correct?
>>296007 Would like more in anti-social. But I can live with it if anti-social doesn't get more votes.
So, let's get to the real meat of our little discussion. What is it that makes you kill?
>>296015 Hmm, lets go with C. It's delightfully twisted.
F) People degrade my knitting and cookies
(C) sounds good to me. Huitzilopochtli must be assuaged, you know, and unlike with humans you can't do that with cookies!
C. That or F: They're not real people. (Alternately F: Knife Hugs!)
Good, we're making progress. You're being more cooperative than usual. Now, tell me. Do you think you're a boy or a girl?
>>296253 Does it really matter? Eh, what the hell, I'm going to suggest something unusual for me. A young girl.
We're not anything but a little girl. No way.
Girl with giant Cookie cutters >:3
A little girl who likes Knitting and Baking (That's where the knife comes from).
Both.
>>296253 I think that I... don't like you. Whether I'm a boy or a girl is too personal of a question to answer.
This should be pretty straightforward.
>>296642 Rip up the label until there's just a piece that says "MY NA". Stick to Shirt. Be Myna.
>>296642 Inigo Montoya
>>296642 I couldn't resist the urge. Please don't consider this a real post
Jennifer.
>>296643 Alternatively; Hell Myna
>>296642 Write "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS" on the label.
>>296642 Vicki "Slim" Shady
>>296653 I kind of like this one
Alice, Bianca, or Caroline.
>>296643 This one has crazy promise.
Shaniqua Gotmobootydanbeyoncemoflydanhalleberry Washington
>>296662 Hell Myna, I like it.
>>296643 This works rather well.
This thread is best read with the Pony theme.
>>296743 Myna Hell?
myna sounds good
You figured that all the letters were already there so there's no point in writing new ones on, is there? And that leaves a whole bunch of wasted space, so with a quick use of scissors, it's trimmed down to size. However, you still have to wear a proper tag. Bummer.
Now then. Tell me about that talent that sets you apart from the others. The one you're not certain is real or not.
Our knife can cut anything. ANYTHING.
>>296891 Hmm lets see, knife cutting everything is a bit fun. But I got another idea. In our hands, everything can become a knife. Doesn't matter if it's just a papper or a playing card, we can cut the shit out of people with it as if we were holding a razor.
How about whenever we want to kill something, a knife or similar object will always be there, waiting and ready.
>>296899 I like this'n, but perhaps we should addendum it to include the fact that our knife-ry can periodically alter the very fabric of reality? As in, our knife can cut a small slit in the very fabric of space-time itself. ..Which we often have to knit closed.
>>296945 So basically, our knife can cut anything, up to and including abstract concepts? This.
>>296937 Don't Rest Your Head? There's a Madness talent that's very similar to this, but whenever you're threatened, the Knife is there. Waiting. And as your character goes more insane, the Knife starts appearing randomly. Even when you're just, for example, at the supermarket. Suddenly you're gutting an innocent man for standing behind you in line because you assume you're gonna get attacked.
>>296937 I like this one.
>>296945 This.
>>296937 >>296981 I like this. +1
>>296937 This is great. Subtle and perfect: Implements of violence just always seem to be on hand for us. All we have to do is look, and we'll see a weapon.
>>296937 I'm rather fond of this one. Works pretty well.
>>296945 YES.
So now that's decided. You've mentioned a price that this...talent...has?
>>297070 >So now that's decided. It... is? Seemed to me like there were a couple competing ideas. Or did we choose all proposed options like a boss? As for price: If we go with the there-is-always-a-weapon one, once we've picked up a weapon, we can't put it down until it's hurt someone. If we did, things... would get bad. Very bad.
>>297070 The weapon sticks around us until it's been used to kill somebody. >>297070 Oh, no. We can put it down, but whenever it's not being observed it will move to make itself more prominent. Cymbal-monkey style.
If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead. If Cut-Reality: For every cut in reality we create, until we use our totally canon reality-knitting talent to repair it, we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time.
>>297099 >we also have a gash somewhere on our body, proportional to the damage to space-time Which magically heals when we eat home-made cookies? =D
>>297099 This is good.
>>297114 Nah, better if it heals when we knit together the rift, but it leaves a scar.
[By the way, the ever-present knife idea was what won since it received the most votes. Sorry for the slow update, my boss work has me tossed around like a pinball]
>>297099 Voting for this idea.
>>297099 >If Always-Weapon: The weapon must be used on another living thing after we pick it up. If not used on someone else, the weapon strikes us instead. I like this, although perhaps we have some minor internal bleeding instead if it isn't used? Or else we become compulsed to stab ourselves. Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability.
>>297248 >Having the knife move on its own feels kind of odd for what is basically a improbable-but-possible ability. That isn't a problem. See >>296891: >...that talent... The one you're not certain is real or not. Our ability might not actually be real. If it's not real, we're compulsively cutting on ourselves because it's crazy. If it is real, than a supernaturally hungry knife that just happens to cut us if we don't feed it is perfectly reasonable.
You wake up to find yourself at work. Oh, it's this dream again.
>>300698 Phamacy? ==>
Look around.
>>300698 You have been through this before? Well that should make things easier. Lets check around and see what we can find.
If it's a dream we can control it. What do you want to dream about?
It's an abandoned cage of steel and sickeningly cheery colors. But that's normal. It's restocking day, no one wants to be in the way so they stay put at their stations. I kind of like it when it's quiet. There are no customers so I can do what I want. >>300707 The source of all of your Phamaceutical needs.
Wait, this is real? Fffffffffffffffff... wait, what do you like to do?
>>301410 If you're allowed to leave your post, take a trip around the mall. That's always fun. If not, sit around. I get the feeling something interesting should be happening soon.
Eat a cookie.
Cutlery salesman eh? Is this a department store, or a mall with all those kiosks? You should find something to do to look busy, in case someone important comes by. I dunno, sharpen the knives, or something.
Cookie obtained.
Getting up to walk around seems like a good idea. But where?
Does that say Cafe? Go get something to drink, sit down. Have a nice chill time.
Find another person. Interact.
>>302797 Lets go to the cafeteria and see what's going on.
Is there anybody you should kill around?
>>302973 Yes, let's see if someone's there.
>>302797 There must be a hidden message in the scheme. Someone is watching!!! It's like solstice. See if you can find yourself a fuck buddy nearby.