Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)14:27 No. 30420 ID: 45afb1
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"And that is why, against my father's wishes, I have summoned you. To aid me in my plight to bring the world to order."

>>30420
You realise we're going to get massively off topic about minor things and try to get you into someone's pants regardless of our actual instructions, right?
Just thought you should know.

You know, there might have been a reason your father didn't want our advice. Namely that among the infinite voices of the orb there is a very, very large number of perverts and completely batshit insane ones.

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)14:34 No. 30433 ID: 45afb1
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>>30423
"Why do you think my father advised against it? But I understand every risk in summoning you, and do not expect me to do everything you ask me too. In fact I only summoned you in case I get into a tight spot. I have my own plans as well, although, that is not going to stop me from you giving yours."

>>30433

I suppose we'd better get going then. What's the plan?

>>30433
Yeah, just have to get liability issues out of the way.
Now, what's the problem?

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)14:42 No. 30441 ID: 45afb1
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>>30437
"Well if you didn't notice, there is a cave in front of us. I have a good friend who lives there and has a large influence on many people. We'll be seeing him first. I've been meaning to visit him for a long time anyway."

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)14:48 No. 30446 ID: 45afb1
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"Ah, its been such a long time, yet the stone has never changed... so peaceful."

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)16:02 No. 30495 ID: 45afb1
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"Hmmm... He normally sends someone down by now... I wonder if..."

"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"

"Heh, I know that voice any where."

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)16:13 No. 30498 ID: 45afb1
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"Hello Pitchy."

"Hi Jay!"

"How have you been?"

"Kinda boring, papa hasn't been feeling well so he hasn't been able to play with us."

"And how are your sisters?"

"They're about the same, bored that is, not sick like papa."

"Could I see papa?"

"Uh huh, he's in the back with the eggs."

"Thanks Pitchy, could you lead me to him?"

"Uh huh."

"Thank you, Pitchy."

"Not a problem mister Jay."

"Pitchy, how many times have I told you? Just call me Jay alright?"

"Okay Jay." *giggle*

>>30498

You appear to have been attacked mercilessly by a grue, might I suggest you playfully wrestle with your aggressor to assert your authority before moving on?

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)17:22 No. 30523 ID: 45afb1
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>>30521
*If you mean getting out from under her in the most playful way possible, then done and done.*

*Pitchy and I move deeper into the cave, I can make out the very back leading into a dark crevice in the wall.*

"Papa, Jay's here, he wanted to talk to you."

"Thank you Pitchy, you can go back now."

"Papa, are you gonna be okay?"

"I'll be fine Pitchy, you don't need to worry about me."

*Pitchy leaves*

"You're not alright Gus. You are falling apart at the seams."

"I know Jay. Why did you come here?"

"I've come to tell you that your brothers are escalating a war. And the light is responding in turn. We will soon see blood shed within a matter of weeks if not days. I need your help Gus."

"What can I do Jay? I'm breaking down, the Darkness may live forever but my essence is not eternal."

"If we can restore balance your essence will return to normal and you will be yourself again."

"You know that is not true Jay. Don't lie to me for your needs."

"They are not my needs Gus, they are the needs of the world."

"It doesn't matter, I can't help you, not like this. I've lost control over my children, the grues are turning feral, and the walkers are turning into rouges and assassins. Soon it will all be done and I can rest in peace."

"And what about the eggs Gus? You cannot simply leave them in a world that will kill them before they even have a chance at adult hood.
What about Pitchy?"

"..."

"Please Gus, for the safety of all the races."

"You are a cruel man asking me do this Jay, but damnit, you strike a hard bargain. But before I can go, I need someone to protect the eggs and the younglings."

"Can't Pitchy-"

"No. Pitchy is too young and too fragile for something like this. I need someone who has experience with taking care of the young."

"The Den mother?"

"I think that would be the best option."

"She will not be easily influenced to take a side in this."

"I won't be asking her to take a side, all I will be asking is her to watch over my children."

"Then we will ask her together."

Jay 2009/08/16(Sun)18:01 No. 30527 ID: 45afb1
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"AH! IT FEELS GREAT TO BE OUT AGAIN! It feels like it's been ages!"

"Don't get too comfortable Gus, we still have work to do alright."

"Yes, yes of course... Pitchy, what are you doing?"

"Papa. I wanna come with you."

"Pitchy, you can't right now, the children need someone to watch over them and-"

"But you're getting the Den Mother! I heard you!"

"Yes Pitchy, but someone has to be here while Jay and I convince her to watch of you and the little ones."

"But... But... Papa..."

"Jay, can you back me up on this?"

"..."

*Well... this is what I summoned for you right? Pitchy might be young, but she is skilled at her work and is someone we can trust through and through, something that is becoming terribly hard to find these days. If it comes down to it, I can disguise the cave so that no one finds it and seal the darkness inside to make sure none of the Gruelings get out. But I'll leave it to you, should Pitchy stay, or come?*

>>30527
Stay, Pitchy. You are too little and weak to be running around.

>>30527
You have to stay, because we're getting you a present, pitchy.
You wouldn't want to spoil the surprise, would you?

>>30527

"We're going on a potentially risky mission, and you would help us more by doing what you do best 'lil Pitchy. You do want help us right? Also we'll see if we can't get you a little something as a 'thank you' gift for being a patient grue."

No lies, no undermining her, compliments and a little bribery go a long way.