[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)08:41 No. 323591 ID: 856690
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This is Ora, a buraskag, he has been trapped in his cave for some time, and is VERY hungry.

Ora is about as dull-witted as most buraskags.
however Ora has the Cube of Finite Psychosis. Thankfully Ora's simple mind protects him from the sound of several really bored and crazy voices.

What Ora do?, Ora trapped, Ora hungry

PUNCH THE WALLS. EAT THE HOUNDS!

Ora: Become untrapped using rage and hunger. Also fists.

punch wall until it becomes an exit.

look around, what is in the cave?

At first I thought he was eating a goblin and that the red ribbon thing was the goblin's blood...

InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)11:59 No. 323647 ID: 856690
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>>BRUTE FORCE

While Ora is cetainly strong enough to do such things as breaking out of a cave while yelling "OH YEAH!"

He is weakened by hunger, and there is nothing in his cave but rocks and dirts, He ate all the bones quite a time ago.

eat the cube of finite psychosis.

Nice try InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)12:12 No. 323653 ID: 856690
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Ora may not be smart, but there is no way he is eating the cube again, not after what happened the last seventeen times.

Nope, not happening...
Nope...

Ora's stomach rumbles...

move rocks, maybe bugs you could eat under them.

seriously, look around, let us get to know the layout of the cave better so we can get you out

[1/2]... InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)12:31 No. 323659 ID: 856690
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Bak'uszak Liills Uvval Nuassackel!

...

Ora is going to pretend he never saw that. Perhaps another rock would prove to have less...
Things and more things.

[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)12:32 No. 323660 ID: 856690
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Ora decides to wander about his cave, better than thinking about... things.

The bedding in his bed is long gone, Ora ate it sometime ago...

There cube, see Ora cave?

inspect picture.

InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)12:41 No. 323662 ID: 856690
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Ora thinks it is very badly drawn, and very odd.

Rip the picture off the wall. Maybe there's a hidden tunnel behind it?

>>323662

okay, we memorized it. feel free to eat it now.

>>323662
Its the prophecy! Top part is bang and his fight against the eye thing.
Bottom part... well its to come.

*CUNCH**CUNCH* InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)13:15 No. 323672 ID: 856690
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The rock is ridiculously crunchy, but Ora's second set of teeth(pulverizers) make sort work of it.

Ora has no idea why he didn't eat rock before.

The rock doesn't taste good though, and Ora doesn't feel terribly renewed.

Ora knows nothing of any prophecy.

[New food: Rocks{type unknown}]
[Nutrition: Poor]
[Filling: Slight]
[Cunchiness: VERY]

>>323670

it's not just bang, there's three or four people in there. and one of them happens to look like a buraskag. dun dun dunn.

>>323672

eat your way out of this place. pretend you were trapped by a cookie avalanche.

yes, you need to go through the bland rock to get to the tasty meats.

[1/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)14:20 No. 323690 ID: 856690
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>>323673
>>323675

The rocks are quite bland, as is said, hunger is the best sauce (Not that Ora would know anything about sauce).

The promise of meats helps greatly.

[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/08(Fri)14:21 No. 323691 ID: 856690
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Ahhh there is few things as sweet as the taste of freedom.

Ora knows not how or why his cave became blocked, but he is glad to be free!

Ora, thank little box

>>323691
OKAY ORA! NOW, GO WEST! Seriously. Like, as far west as possible.

look around outside of cave. perhaps meat things have come close to it?

Find some high ground where you can see what's around you on all sides.

fuck looking around. smell around. follow the tastiest smell.

[1/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/10(Sun)08:01 No. 324553 ID: 856690
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>>323694
Unfortunatly there is no meatthings foolishly loitering around Ora's cave.

>>323693
Ora doesn't know which way is west or even what west IS. Buraskags rely on {Monsterous sense of direction} to get where they want.

>>323700
Ora stands on top of his cave and looks around, it is hard to see anything in this snow. But he recognises a small forest where he sometimes hunts and a village which he never goes near.

There is various shapes Ora cannot make out in the heavy snow.

[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/10(Sun)08:01 No. 324554 ID: 856690
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>>323703
Ora sniffs around his cave.

The {Pinkish Red} smell is that of an Icehound, Ora is well familiar with that smell. The scent is not too old. The Icehound is healthy and uninjured.

Ora isn't sure what the birdsmelling {Ice blue} smell is, it is not terribly old.

The {very dark blue} stench is that of Gnargs, horrible little blue crab like fiends, the scent is fairly old, but Ora can smell it leading off, it smells of cowardice.

Ora's own scent comes from his cave, Ora likes his scent.

Another birdy smell is above the cave, it is quite recent. This birdy smell is full of pride and cruelty. It is a harsh smell. It is a cold smell. Ora's nose wrinkles in distaste.

you said your favourite food was icehound? go follow that smell, then.

if you think you can take an icehound in your weakened state go after the ice hound.

InsufferableMystic 2011/07/11(Mon)10:26 No. 325058 ID: 856690
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Ora loves the taste of Icehound meat, but simply put, for a head that jumps around on one leg, Icehounds are MEAN, they can even breathe ice!, Ora doesn't think he could take down a weakened one let alone a healthy one right now...

>>325058
Estimate the chances of taking down the other targets, then.

if gnarks are edible, follow that. otherwise the ice blue one, though its birdiness might make it hard to catch.

InsufferableMystic 2011/07/11(Mon)14:59 No. 325131 ID: 856690
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Gnargs are quite edible once you crack their horrible shell off thier horrible little bodies.

Ora can take on a few Gnargs, pathetic little monsters that they are.

Ora follows the scent, but a new scent readily becomes apparent, that of FIRE and BURNING...

The scent of the Gnarg leads there...

oh man, what if there is meat in the fire? cooked meat is double delicious!

Something started that fire. Probably something edible.

You know what to do.

InsufferableMystic 2011/07/14(Thu)06:49 No. 326252 ID: 856690
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>>325133
>>325134

Ora lumbers into the burning village, his nose leading him to the smell of over done meat.

There is many cooked corpses in the village, and Ora eats his fill, he is feeling much stronger...

He still feels hungery though...

he searches for more bodies to eat, but a figure obscured by the flames bars his way.

"You... IT was you wasn't IT YOU CAUSED ALL THIS! DIDN'T YOU! MONSTER!"

>>326252
Inform him that it wasn't you as you were attracted by the smoke after escaping a cave in. And also you cannot shoot fire, so you couldn't have done this. And in fact, it makes no god danged sense whatsoever that he is accusing you.

if you can't talk shake your head side to side. but you don't want this pinned on you.

Ora no burn village!

It's a hardboiled gingerbread man. InsufferableMystic 2011/07/18(Mon)08:09 No. 327502 ID: 856690
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>>326253

Ora goes for the diplomatic option.

>>326278
"Ora no burn village!"

The figure emerges from obscurity.

without a doubt, it is the single most hardboiled gingerbread man Ora has ever seen, that is one crisp liquorice suit.

He seems very angry.
"Hah, as if Ace detective Hugh Chump would fall for that!"

It looks like he is going to fight.

>>327502
say "Please don't hurt me. I didn't do it. I was stuck in a cave and saw the smoke, so I came to look. I am very weak and sick."

>>327504

failing that, eat him.

>>327502
Oh my word he looks delicious.

Tell him if he wants to fight you will fight with your teeth. Fair warning.

He throws the book at you, like any good man of the law does.

throw it back at him harder.

Don't give him back his weapon. Check out what the book's title is, then throw it behind you. If he wants to fight some more, he'll have to risk being eaten.

[mildly animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/27(Wed)11:55 No. 332359 ID: 856690
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Ora catches the book handly, but then it flips open and blasts him in the face.

Oh dear!

EAT IT!

the book is made of paper. there's a huge fire nearby. do I even need to say it?

[Animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/07/29(Fri)09:37 No. 333583 ID: 856690
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>EAT IT!

This was an incredibly bad idea.

>THROW IT INTO THE FIRE ISILDUR ORA!

A bit late for that now.

Aim your mouth at the fire!

Aim your mouth at the crazy detective!

aim your mouth at the ground!

[1/4] [mildly animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/18(Thu)06:57 No. 341173 ID: 856690
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>>333584
Ora aims his mouth at the fire!

[2/4] [mildly animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/18(Thu)06:57 No. 341175 ID: 856690
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>>333592

Ora aims his mouth at the ground!

[3/4] [mildly animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/18(Thu)07:00 No. 341177 ID: 856690
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>>333589

Ora aims his mouth at the crazy detective!

Wait! What was that?

[4/4] [mildly animooted] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/18(Thu)07:00 No. 341178 ID: 856690
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Another hardboiled individual!

"Chief Inspector!" the hardboiled gingerbreadman said.
"Now you are here we can take this villain down!, he must be the one who set this place on fire!"

The Black Murba stared at the crazy detective. He sighs.
"It was Gnargs that did this, PRIVATE Chump"

"But he ate my Book!"

The Black Murba's eyes flash and Chump is silent.

"You probably attacked it out of nowhere... regardless, since it is at the scene of this crime, he'll have to be questioned..."

He turns to Ora.

"Now... We can do this the easy way... or the very simple way."

tell him you that you just found the village burning and did did not see anyone else than you two

>>341178
Way where we DON'T get killed by crazy Gingerbread men?

I'ld suggest co-operating, and politely aiming your mouth away from him...

[1/3] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/21(Sun)10:30 No. 342083 ID: 856690
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>Readers have noticed that talking will result in Ora blasting the Murba.
[Alternate route unlocked]

Unfortunatly Ora is still kind of freaking out at the beams firing from his mouth.

[2/3] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/21(Sun)10:31 No. 342084 ID: 856690
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"Ah, yes how remiss of me, you can't currently speak, can you?"

"Well no matter, I'll just put you to sleep, We can find a way of dealing with you back at HQ"

All fades to black as your sight fades alongside Ora's consciousness.

[3/3] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/21(Sun)10:31 No. 342085 ID: 856690
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...

You See.

Ora is standing.

What does Ora do?

So hungry...

>>342085
look around. Anything tasty to eat?

Blinding wind? InsufferableMystic 2011/08/23(Tue)09:25 No. 342462 ID: 856690
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Ora looks about, but Ora sees nothing tasty to eat...

But, then again, it is so hard to see...
Is it wind?

>>342462
Shield your eyes so that you can see better.

[1/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/24(Wed)07:02 No. 342659 ID: 856690
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Ora shields his eyes, he can see a bit better now...

There appears to be a thing.
Ora doesn't know what to make of it, he thinks he saw it before, but doesn't know where.

It feels like it shouldn't be there.

[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/08/24(Wed)07:02 No. 342660 ID: 856690
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In the other direction is...

Another thing, Ora doesn't know what to make of it, seems ominous.

There appears to be a dog, or something below... whatever it is that thing is...

Ora Hungry

eat thing that should not be there, it obviously belongs in your stomach

>>342659
I hear the moon is made of cheese. Delicious cheese. Approach it.

Shining Eyes InsufferableMystic 2011/08/24(Wed)11:37 No. 342693 ID: 856690
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>>342661
>>342665

Ora was sure the moon is made of pumpkin, but he heads to eat the thing regardless.

In Elcon, the moon is a giant white pumpkin, which is indeed attached to a plant. Yes, it still rises

Once there however, there is no cheese, there is however a shadowy being with shining eyes.

Ora doesn't like the look of it, it seems...

OLD.

Ora turns to leave.

The being speaks.
"Going to leave after I went through so much trouble to get here?"
He Questions, even as his shining eyes see right through Ora.

Ask what it wants.

i think thats the Murba that knocked us out, it has the same shape and eye color.

InsufferableMystic 2011/08/26(Fri)10:05 No. 343062 ID: 856690
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>342708
Ora recognises this as the murba from before, the one that put him out cold.

>342705
Considering where a murba's mouth is, Ora doesn't see the murba smile.
"First, I believe introductions are in order, My name... Is {Dantas} and yours I believe is Ora."

"What I want is simple...

I want you to join the Elcon Guard"

Ora feels he should remind the pretty green cube that he doesn't eat insane things.

You'll join if they pay well and feed you well.

Also ask what that thing in the other direction is.

[1/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/09/02(Fri)10:40 No. 344913 ID: 856690
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>Will work for pay and food.
"To prevent poisonings and such, all food for the Elcon guard is made by the Chef Guard division, the food is free too.

As for pay, you have living quarters in any hq, outpost and all inns and taverns must give you free boarding.

You'll recieve a yearly stipend, for luxuries.
Also in the event of you being unable to continue your service, you will be provided for.

We also have a wonderful dental and general health plan.

The catch is you must abide by the oaths that the guardsmen must take."

>What is the other thing?
"...What other thing, only you and I have been here..."

"Ah, it seems I must leave you, well I must ask that you do not panic when you wake, it would make getting your through your trial much harder"

Everything goes black.

[2/2] InsufferableMystic 2011/09/02(Fri)10:57 No. 344917 ID: 856690
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Your vision returns, You are surpirised that they left you on Ora.

Ora is a bit scared

Look around and test your restraints. Remember that this is a trial. This could be part of gauging your strength.

don't be scared. they probably just don't know if your friendly or not and are taking no chances. just try and get the attention of a guard and be polite to everyone.

Welp, I'm thinking of moving this quest to Mspafa.
If you have any objections raise them now.

Why?

Well mainly I think Mspfa is a better place for it. (That and I have a load of adventures/quests there already)

Chorus of Whispers will remain here though.