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325609 No. 325609 ID: 60228c

Statement of the OPs lack of experience with quests in a humorous self deprecating way, thus lowering the audiences expectation.


"Ominous and/or pithy quote that may also reveal the core conflict between the protagonist(s) and the antagonist(s) in italics."


Lengthy introduction of the setting of the quest that may either be dome in the third person or first person, often with darkly humorous statements about the quality and length of life of the less well-to-do inhabitants of said setting, that may or may not work in the quest title.


Query directed toward posters over the gender, race, and skills of the main protagonist (or PC), in order to appeal to those who wish for customization of their PCs to their play styles.

Tutorial on how to respond here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4

Additional query to posters asking what kind of quest they would like in order to further appeal to their tastes. A list of genres.
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No. 325622 ID: 7aedd2

short pithy-yet-inappropriate 'suggestion'
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No. 325625 ID: 453e62

a suggestion for something sexy but stated in a sarcastic tone to reduce shame if rejected.
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No. 325627 ID: a3dd57

A call to arms for the act of sexual procreation with all the female dogs
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No. 325635 ID: 0d095c

Irate overreaction to aforementioned demand of procreation. Overuse of the Sage function to compensate for my small genitalia.
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No. 325642 ID: 9b6da0

HUMOROUS SUGGESTION FOR PROTAGONIST RACE/GENDER/SKILL IN ALL CAPS
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No. 325707 ID: 60228c
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325707

>>325622
A mocking refusal to pander to the poster's sexual fetish.

>>325625
A biting rebuttal, both unwittingly insulting the poster's sexual preferences but also repressing the OPs as well! AN INTERNET TERM USED IN PLACE OF LAUGHTER! THE PREVIOUSLY STATED TERM REPEATED!

>>325627
Mild approval, but wary due to the nature of the board members possible fetishes, which are not the same as the OPs. Term used to mocked said fetishes.

>>325635
A rant about the questionable nature of THIS poster's physical and mental wellbeing, with CERTAIN WORDS posted IN ALL CAPS.

>>325642
Response jovially accepted, ignoring the other posters!
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No. 325710 ID: bb79e2

OBVIOUSLY BAD SUGGESTION
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No. 325714 ID: 1854db

Reference to MSPaint Adventures meant to signify the wish to continue without input.
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No. 325716 ID: 453e62

a suggestion that weighs the pros and cons of each gender but does not actually pick one.
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No. 325743 ID: 60228c
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325743

Image revealing the protagonist, along with details such as clothing, race, possible occupation.
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No. 325755 ID: e6d9a1

suggestion for masturbation.
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No. 325759 ID: 1854db

>>325743
Greeting and request for a name.
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No. 325763 ID: 0d7a83

>>325743
Joke relating to the low number of female workers found within protagonists occupation.
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No. 325764 ID: 60228c
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325764

A series of of commas longer than the normal three. In addition to gender, which is revealed later, in an attempt to surprise the audience.

"Sentence revealing my lack of memories due to amnesia, the lengthy amount of time spent inside this cube, which may or may not be a metaphor for birth. Additional profanity-filled statement establishing my personality as a gritty, no-nonsense individual, in an attempt to buck the cliche representation of female Quest characters, but instead falling into yet another cliche.

Asking the plot justified audience what I should do next, in an annoyed tone!


>>325710
MORE INTERNET SLANG IN AN ATTEMPT TO PUT ON A TOUGH GUY IMAGE OF MYSELVE, WITH COM WORDS MISPELLED WITH NO PERIOD ON THE END OF TEH SENTENSE

>>325714
Laughter, recognition at quote, which will be used in future posts, claimed as my original work.

>>325716
Disagree, post that justifies the use of -4 strength!
A quote from a popular sci-fi table top game!
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No. 325766 ID: 0d7a83

>>325764
COMMONLY USED SUGGESTION DEMANDING PHYSICAL VIOLENCE TOWARDS ALL OBJECTS IN EXISTANCE.
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No. 325768 ID: 453e62

god this is hard to suggest for... irony

statement of good looks and wishes to bed them if not for being just a voice or something
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No. 325788 ID: 1854db

>>325764
Request for background information, alongside half-baked wacky theories as to why she's in the cube. Reference to the movie Cube.
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No. 325817 ID: 60228c
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325817

>>325768
"Frustration and anger towards sexual comments directed at me in a time of PERIL!"

[spoiler]Chuckle at ironic post and say catchphrase of a character from Red VS Blue before being rudely interrupted by someone else's-
>>325766
"Statement hypocritically abhorring the use of violence, to the amusement of the audience. Confirming the violent option has already been tried to no effect."

>>325788
"STRUGGLING to remember; groaning sound... which mainly serves as pointless fanservice...
My occupation and it's lethality, with complaints about the rich and general anti-establishment statements that reflect a strong libertarian bias. Pithy one liner that may or may not be mt catchphrase (in italics, no less!). Questioning your wellbeing, and ability to contact assistance?"

"Impatient remark."
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No. 325830 ID: 5f55fe

>>325817
A request for more information, from either author or other posters, about the protagonists current predicament. A short apology for the poster's confusion.
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No. 325842 ID: 1854db

Shitty roleplaying, calling upon outside resources that probably don't exist.

[bracketed command directed at cube trying to get it to open]
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No. 325860 ID: 453e62

question attempting to clarify what the suggesters are in relation to the protagonist
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No. 325863 ID: 60228c
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325863

>>[bracketed command directed at cube trying to get it to open
Quote illustrating the part of the posters post that caused Puzzle #2 to activate.


Puzzle activated.


Positive motivation with unsettling connotations...
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No. 325864 ID: 60228c

Oh, and animated
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No. 325869 ID: 453e62

sarcastic remark about the three primary color buttons followed by a serious suggestion about the forth one.
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No. 325884 ID: 5f55fe

>>325863
Idiotic over-the-top suggestion involving simultaneous pressing of all the buttons!
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No. 325888 ID: 1854db

Statement of the obvious that doesn't commit to anything.
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No. 325890 ID: 9a34be

>>325869
Reply stating that this is a VERY BAD IDEA IN ALL CAPS BUT WITHOUT JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY THIS IS SO, NOT FOLLOWED BY AN ACTUAL SUGGESTION.
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No. 325925 ID: 60228c
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325925

>>325869
>>325884
>>325888
>>325890
"Overwhelmed and frustrated!"
"Choosing to ignore the possible risks of what I'm about to do. Reassuring that my action will have no negative consequences."


Unnecessary apology for needing to fulfill biological needs that would only make sense on the internet. Lame joke comparing reality to the internet. Catchphrase!
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No. 325930 ID: 519d0a

>>325925
Attempt to use quest catchphrase in a humorous reply.

Failure at said attempt.
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No. 325932 ID: 1854db

Worried response to the latest update.
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No. 325933 ID: 453e62

complaint about railroads and the quests relation to them.
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No. 325954 ID: 716c7d

the sound made by a train, coupled with the sage function.
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No. 325956 ID: 0d095c

>>325925
Pointed question as to differences in proportion of mammalian secondary sexual characteristics from picture to picture.
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No. 325958 ID: c02d82

>>325956
Pithy retort no sentient beyond myself would find more than slightly amusing. Two to three ascii characters implying a highly simplified face, the specifics of which reflect currently popular trends in such matters.
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No. 325961 ID: 0d7a83

>>325925
Highly exaggerated reaction of anger and worry implying catastrophic event will take place due to protagonists actions. FINAL PART IN CAPITALS TO FURTHER INCREASE EXAGGERATION.
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No. 326006 ID: fbd31a

Stament nominating quest for annual award show. Purposefully left to the imagination.
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No. 326082 ID: 60228c
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326082

Possible death of the protagonist and/or end of quest averted, almost entirely due to the number and quality of responses to this quest.

Light flickering on, to reveal a seemingly unchanged environment. Drastic change of environment averted due to laziness.

>>325961
"Interrupted reassurance that I am still not in any danger, nor-"
{LOUD ELECTRONIC VOICE COMING FROM A SPEAKER THAT SUDDENLY APPEARS, AND WAS MOST LIKELY ADDED AT THE LAST SECOND. CLARIFICATION OF IMPRISONMENT, WHILE IGNORING THE CHARACTER'S NAME AND SUBSTITUTING A STRING OF NUMBERS. FURTHER CLARIFICATION THAT NO SEQUENCE OF BUTTONS WAS PRESSED, THUS THE PUZZLE WAS NOT CORRECTLY COMPLETED. OTHER LOGICAL AND THEMATIC FALLACIES IGNORED.}

"Swearing. YELLING AS THE SPEAKER, FINISHING WITH A EDITED QUOTE FROM A TELEVISION SHOW WITH A SIMILAR PREMISE!"

{What?}

Speaker retracts into wall.

"Confusion and frustration stated. Asking for response."

>>325956
Explain as reference to a similar occurrence within a semi-popular comic book series also starring a female protagonist.

>>325954
Yet another internet term, this time referring to the futility of changing the opinion of a person, specifically a negative one.
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No. 326086 ID: 1854db

Art criticism.

Questions about buttons, far-fetched theory on the order of pushing them. Hesitant recommendation. Worried query about the recent size of the box.
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No. 326091 ID: c4468a

>>326086
Bull-shit comment ineffectively defending the artwork. Random tasteless insult regarding poster.
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No. 326094 ID: 5e258f

Attempts to make character break the fourth wall along with general lechery.
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No. 326140 ID: 60228c
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326140

>>326086

Large improvement in the artwork of this quest, much to the unhappiness of the OP, who is a whiny bitch. Mild concern about the OP over the next area.

Statement describing the buttons in length, at which approximately 50% of those current participating in this quest will click the Ignore Thread button, causing mild emotional distress for the OP.
"Query about theory, urging plot-justified poster(s) to state details. Showing mild impatience despite being in no hurry."
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No. 326147 ID: 0d095c

>>326140
Long, boring, convoluted nonsensical mathematical theorem on the potential effects of the buttons. Smug, superior selection of a single arbitrary button chosen at random.
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No. 326158 ID: e341e8

>>326140
Overused quote from sci-fi movie making mention of the dwelling of lapines and the color red.
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No. 326168 ID: c4468a

>>326147
Confusing post about confusion of what was just said, then agreement with the chosen button simply because someone else chose that button.
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No. 326170 ID: 1854db

Post ignoring the question of what buttons to press, instead focusing on questions about the protagonist's HUD and shoulderpad markings.
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No. 326183 ID: 5e258f

>>326147
Pointing out of minor but important flaw in a smug manner without contributing to the thread.
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No. 326189 ID: 60228c
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326189

noticeable drop in quality that the OP thinks can be ignored.

>>326147
"Confusion at ridiculously simple equations that determine the correct buttons to press to complete Cliche Button Puzzle. I make anti-intellectual statements that expose myself as nothing more than a mouthpiece for the OP."


Also, you didn't say which buttons. Incorrectly done emotive icon for smiling.


>>326170
"Description of heads up display, and mutual confusion at readouts. Showing shoulder-pad text, originally intended only as extra unnecessary detail, but not before I enter a long-winded rant about how CORPORATIONS ARE BAD that will later be used in the OPs next quest after this one verbatim."
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No. 326192 ID: 1854db

>>326189
Insults directed towards the protagonist's mental facilities. Obvious solution to puzzle.
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No. 326330 ID: 35e1a0

suggestion of buttons pushed in order of red yellow blue then purple.
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No. 327146 ID: 0ca673
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327146

>>326192
"A witty response."

>>326330
{CONGRATULATIONS AT SUCCESSFUL PRESSING OF BUTTONS. DERISIVE COMPLEMENT THAT MAY OR MAY NOT INDICATE BURNING HATRED OF ORGANICS LIKE YOU. INDICATION OF READINESS IN LOWER PITCHED TONE.}
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No. 327147 ID: fdfa06
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327147

Climactic exiting of mysterious structure...
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No. 327153 ID: a456b1

vulgar expression of confusion.
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No. 327167 ID: 52102d

Shocked reaction consisting entirely of the fifth letter of the English alphabet being repeated many times.
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No. 327170 ID: 2d6d5d

>>327167
Making fun of for inability to count
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No. 327175 ID: 1854db

Request for leftward movement.
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No. 327857 ID: 60228c
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327857

Apology for being absent. Thanks for responding.

>>327153
Continuation of word that the poster had apparent difficulty typing, unaware of the nature of such a post.

>>327175
IGNORING POST TO SHOW OFF THE MECHANICS OF THIS QUEST. SAID MECHANICS INCLUDE AN UPGRADING SYSTEM, RANKED BY COLOR.
Further expospeak justifying the existence of the existence of this technology in the year Future Date, in addition to glossing over details of the past X years.


Explanation of the OPs post and it's relation to certain train-related activities that satisfies everyone involved. Darkly humorous plea for attention.
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No. 327879 ID: 43d607

Exclamation detailing my constant mashing of a certain key to express my imatience and desire to observe the next update as quickly as possible.
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No. 327928 ID: 60228c
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327928

>>327175
Now no longer in Railroad Mode. Please be careful when exiting the trolly, as internal organs may have been removed mid-ride.
"Announcing my intention to sneak leftward to the plot-justified posters loudly and clearly."

"Confused grunt? What are these Quest-relevant items?"
SUDDEN INFO DUMP THAT DOES NOT INTERRUPT THE PLOT AT ALL.
Now entering Railroad Mode. Please make way for any dimensionally-challenged beings while finding your seat.

YOU OBTAINED AN ENERGY PACK
YOU OBTAINED AN UPGRADE PACK
CONGRATULATIONS, I'M HONORED TO BE HERE.
ALSO YOUR SUIT CAN CHANGE COLOR

Now no longer in Railroad Mode. Please be careful when exiting the trolly, as internal organs may have been removed mid-ride.

"Mild curiosity at these new items obtained, while expressing mutual annoyance with the posters on the repeated interruption of Quest Title. Query on what to do next?"
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No. 327931 ID: 3d6640

Questions unrelated to the plot of the quest that would be better suited to a discussion thread.

Refusal to make or use said discussion thread.
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No. 327936 ID: e1c562

suggestion for cluttering up inventory with every useless item on ground

justify reasoning with reference to old adventure games
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No. 328023 ID: 0d7a83

Ridiculous demand for all offencive upgrades to be combined into one weapon. Mindless guessing about said weapons capabilities WITH SOME PARTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
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No. 328247 ID: 60228c
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328247

>>328023
Brief pandering to wacky posters, including a REFERENCE to an old and iconic quest which is referenced to an exorbitant amount of times.

>>327931
Overt complaint from OP, despite the OPs relatively infrequent postings.
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No. 328254 ID: 35e1a0

demand for hacking upgrade with references to the fact that doors are always locked and terminals could give clues to more upgrades.
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No. 328291 ID: e1c562

silly suggestion for unproductive pointless violence
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No. 328353 ID: 0bd0b0

Absurd sexual suggestion involving massive somewhat penis looking object.
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No. 328354 ID: 00e2ea

Slightly annoyed serious suggestion from one who isn't very experienced with questing but pretends to anyway.

Attempt to compliment the quality of quest and pictures without being obvious about kissing up.
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No. 328457 ID: 60228c
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328457

>>328254
Obscure reference to an early 2000s shooter RPG that most posters have at least a passing knowledge of. Blatant advertisement for the next entry of the series. Link to illegal download of said videogame. Quitting quest temporarily to answer door...

Nothing happens.

Belated continuation of hacking upgrade. Explanation of the difference between the the nature of the hacking upgrades vs other upgrades for Mods, as seen in this animation.

Also, this is animated.
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No. 328458 ID: 60228c
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328458

RAAAAHH RAGE TOWARD ALL LIVING THINGS AND SOMW HOW I PUNCH A CTHULU LOOKIN THING IN ANOTHER QUEST
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No. 328459 ID: 35e1a0

questioning the skills if any of the protagonist
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No. 354852 ID: 35e1a0

loud remark about the relationship between females and tentacles.
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No. 355270 ID: 3aaf60

>>354852
Not only did you necro a post almost three months dead, you were the last post on it. That's just sad.
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