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341587 No. 341587 ID: f7aa74

PREVIOUSLY ON SPEED ZOOM QUEST-
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No. 341588 ID: f7aa74
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341588

Ovnianam: Muhahaha, you cannot defeat me, I am a much higher power level then you measly level 32's. If this is all Earth has to offer, then we'll squash you like bugs. Muhahahaha!
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No. 341589 ID: f7aa74
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341589

Frank: *huff* I.. will beat you
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No. 341590 ID: f7aa74
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341590

Him: It seems Frank is in trouble, but this guys is just much too strong... If only we could make Frank Stronger, But how?
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No. 341595 ID: c2c011

>>341590
HAIR TONIC! Lots and lots of hair tonic is what he needs right now!
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No. 341602 ID: 5d68fd

Throw in hair extensions to Frank so that he could make his hair even longer.
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No. 341603 ID: 35e1a0

hold hand and somehow transmit your power to him.
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No. 341605 ID: 0d095c

No, Frank! You don't need any additional power to defeat him! The power was in you all along!

...Or rather it was in your pompadour's incredible dynamics. Tilt your head forward slightly more, and smash him to death with your infinitely long haircut.
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No. 341606 ID: 6a5a08

Frank: Drink all of the Hair Tonic. ALL OF IT.
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No. 341681 ID: 0d7a83

"Yo Frank I think that dude messed up your hair!"
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No. 341821 ID: f7aa74
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341821

>>341595
Him suddenly has a brilliant idea, and it involves hair tonic.
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No. 341825 ID: f7aa74
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341825

Frank: W-woah, dudes, what the hell are you doi- BLERGH
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No. 341833 ID: f7aa74
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341833

Frank:...

Ovnianam: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU'RE ALL RETARDED WAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>what should frank do now?
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No. 341835 ID: e75a2f

Helicoptor hair of death.

As an added bonus it'll whisk the hair tonic out, eventually.
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No. 341837 ID: c2c011

>>341833
Pose and yell really hard, then unleash his inner willpower that will strengthen his hair and make it reassume its rightfull shape by itself!
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No. 341838 ID: 35e1a0

hair tonic: do your stuff
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No. 341845 ID: e1c562

go super saiyan, to revitalize yourself with a new golden pompadour
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No. 341873 ID: 6a5a08

Frank's Hair: Digivolve to Champion
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No. 347797 ID: 1ad1c9
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347797

[???]: DID SOMEONE CALL THE HAIR REPAIRMAN!? I all outta funk today, sorry, but i do have Jive, Slick, and Pomf... Which do you want
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No. 347801 ID: 35e1a0

all three.
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No. 347802 ID: 1854db

Slick.
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No. 347808 ID: 0d7a83

>>347801
THEIR POWERS COMBINED.
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No. 347813 ID: 420e7b

all three
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No. 347893 ID: c71597

>>347797
We need all of it, and concentrate the power of the pompadour. Rather than expanding power on looking huge and totally rad all of it power will be concentrated into looking awesome and being awesomest.
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No. 347975 ID: 509ab2
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347975

[hair repairman] ah, here it is... seems the cartridge ripped in half... maybe if i just-
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No. 347980 ID: 509ab2
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347980

[hairrepairman] Aha!!! Bestest idea ever!
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No. 347984 ID: 509ab2
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347984

*bwoop bwoop*
[Hairrepairman]What the!?
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No. 347998 ID: 1854db

>>347984
What? What happened?
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No. 348001 ID: 0d095c

OH SHIIIIIII-
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No. 348010 ID: 5c2e36
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348010

>>347998

[hairrepairman] What's going on?

IT'S A HAIR OVERLOAD
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No. 348014 ID: 511692

MORE LIKE HAIL OVERLORD
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No. 348018 ID: 6a5a08

>>348014
AW YEAH
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No. 348021 ID: 35e1a0

Frank: ascend.
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No. 348041 ID: f3f5be
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348041

pshshshshshshs
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No. 348042 ID: f3f5be
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348042

pshshshshs
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No. 348048 ID: f3f5be
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348048

peep?
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No. 348049 ID: f66f3f

>>348042
You ok Frank?
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No. 348050 ID: 35e1a0

wait what?
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No. 348052 ID: f66f3f

>>348048
shit I guess not.
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No. 348061 ID: 6a5a08

This is why we use hair care products with caution.

Also what.
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No. 348064 ID: 3a7bbf

>>348048
what
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No. 348069 ID: f3f5be
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348069

[hairrepairman] I guess using all three hair style cartridges overloaded the hair form generator, causing it to go suproneva and changing frank's composition into that of these cute little tikes. This is fixable, but you need to want frank, do you wan't frank back?

Also, you need to choose a new playable character for the meantime.
the choices are:
Him
Cherry the Mechanic
Cloak the Magician
The mystery Burrkin
Buzz
or anyone else that could be introduced into this quest at this very moment.
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No. 348070 ID: d3dfb8

Oh my god, what just happened, get back to the obvious Redline rip off.
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No. 348091 ID: 35e1a0

buzz.
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No. 348114 ID: e1c562

I'ma vote rabbit,
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No. 348121 ID: 9c538a

Ovnianam
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No. 348148 ID: 0d7a83

>>348069
>but you need to want frank, do you want frank back?

Are you being serious hairrepairman?
How am I even supposed to live without that infinite pompadour in my life?
I fucking can't I would die is the answer you were looking for.

Anyway, be Buzz.
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No. 348149 ID: a2fa74

>>348069
Cherry.
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No. 348183 ID: 07416a

MAGICCCCIIAANNNNNN
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No. 348320 ID: 6a5a08

Magician!
We need a wizard to fix this supernaturally bad hair day!
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No. 348386 ID: f3f5be
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348386

[hairrepairman] Alright, so frank needs to come back. But there is an indecision between cloak, buzz or cherry.

We do need to know who you are til we get frank all fixed up.
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No. 348388 ID: a2fa74

>>348386
Cherry.
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No. 348392 ID: 0d7a83

BUUUUUZZ!
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No. 348399 ID: f5df05

I have no wings and I must Buzz.
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No. 348418 ID: 1ebe32

>>348399
Just because of you, Imma vote Buzz too.
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No. 348419 ID: f3f5be
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348419

>control has switched over to buzz

[buzz] w-what the... um... n-now hold on... I only n-needed help with a computer probl- WOAH, HEY WOAH
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No. 348420 ID: 35e1a0

"shouldn't that be saved for your driver?"
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No. 348423 ID: f3f5be
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348423

[buzz] hoofin, ugga... l-listen, i can't give you a discount on anything. O-or are you looking for cards?

[cherry] buzz, i so don't want any of that. We miss you buzz, why don't you race again?

[buzz] ... who misses me? Blue dosn't want anything to do with me, last i heard.

[cherry] no silly, the girls and i miss you.
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No. 348431 ID: f3f5be
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348431

[buzz] ... girls?

[cherry] your so dumb it's cute. i'll speel it out, the h-a-r-e-m.

[buzz]WHATSA-THATCANTBETRUE- your pulling my leg

[cherry]no i'm not, i really did miss you. so does sylvia, we all do. we all came up with this idea that we should send someone to be your mechanic... and since i'm the only one who has any sort of brain stuff that is related to cars they had me try to be your mechanic.
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No. 348443 ID: 9c538a

Buzz you're a bee. How will you tell who's the queen in a whole harem?? This is terrible!
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No. 348444 ID: f3f5be
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348444

[buzz] You're that new racers mechanic-
[cherry] Jesus buzz, i don't want to be a mechanic to some greasy brown sasquatch... i don't want to be a mechanic at all, i just want to be the prize. Your prize, after winning a race... all of us girls in the harem do. We need you back, you never were like any of the others, please race again.
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No. 348448 ID: 9c538a

>>348444

How many others? HOW MANY
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No. 348457 ID: a2fa74

>>348444
"Why be a prize? Be a mechanic and we can date all the time anyway.
Of course, if the other girls wanted to be my pit crew..."
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No. 348487 ID: 6a5a08

"No time to talk! My frankisanidiot senses are tingling!"

Run away to where Frank transfigurated.
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No. 349721 ID: 9a9148

Cherry's being unreasonable. You want a loving girlfriend/queen/wife. Not some harem that you would probably lose the next week. If she stays a mechanic...

Also maybe you can spin this into some sort of alliance with that Frank guy, if he ever pulls his shit together (literally). Then you could get back in the races and maybe get out of here or something.
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No. 352841 ID: 5a8055
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352841

[BADABOOM] HOLD IT, WISH TIME!!! anything you want, ANYTHING, just ask.... if you can agree on something.

just think about it, A-N=Y+THING
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No. 352851 ID: e1c562

uh I wish for Frank to come back
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No. 352852 ID: 07416a

>>352841
I wish frank came back as a sexy goblin schoolgirl
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No. 352853 ID: f599e6

frank's car to have a special secret upgrade. it will activate if he is on the verge of defeat and let him win.
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No. 352858 ID: 0d7a83

>>352851
This.
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No. 352861 ID: 5a8055
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352861

[BADABOOM] BADABOOM, THERE WE GO, FRANK IS BACK!!!!! maybe not as you remember him, but he is back.
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No. 352867 ID: 5a8055
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352867

[axi-frank] dwah!? b-but what? what the hell, this is soo not groovy... i don't even know what i am!
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No. 352869 ID: f599e6

some kind of axolotl. you need to fuse with your other two parts to come all the way back.
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No. 352880 ID: e1c562

take out your outrage on the other racers in that racing thing you are supposedly pro at
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No. 352882 ID: 5a8055
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352882

[frankolotl] ...
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No. 352883 ID: 5a8055
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352883

[frankolotl] ...
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No. 352884 ID: f599e6

grab one by the face and try to merge with it.
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No. 352885 ID: 5a8055
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352885

>>352869
[frankolotl] ... how?
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No. 352886 ID: 07416a

>>352885
Put your penis inside it. Duh.
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No. 352894 ID: 5a8055
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352894

>>352886
[frankolotl] WHAT!?
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No. 352900 ID: f599e6

ever heard the phrase "fuck yourself"? yep.

but you can try to teach them the fusion tech.
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No. 352903 ID: 07416a

>>352900
I am sorry did it turn you into a lady you may have to take penises inside yourself
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No. 352904 ID: e1c562

search for penis
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No. 352905 ID: a2fa74

>>352894
Wait, were you expecting PRODUCTIVE answers? Pfft, like we have any idea.
You'll just have to race like this until we figure something out. Go talk to your mechanic to see if she has any ideas.
Also, help her convince Buzz to start racing again so she'll get the other harem girls to be your pit crew.
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No. 352911 ID: 5a8055
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352911

>>352900
>>352903
>>352904
[frankolotl] IDOHAVEPENISBUTWHATTHEFUCKKINDAANSWERISTHAT
YOURCRAZYIFYOUTHINKIWOULD-WHATTHEFUCKJESUSCHRIST
IDONTEVENKNOW- should i really do that- NOWAIT
WHATAMISAYING!?
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No. 352913 ID: 07416a

>>352911
Dude, chill out. They're your very own clones, now neither of you can be virgins.
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No. 352914 ID: f599e6

yeah they are you. it would just be masturbation.
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No. 352916 ID: e1c562

well if you'd rather be a horrible HAIRLESS pinkthing for the rest of your life, it's your call
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No. 352928 ID: b6edd6

That is a silly idea. Combining involves drills.
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No. 352933 ID: 5a8055
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352933

>>352913
>>352914
>>352916
[Frankolotl] ALRIGHT, i can't believe i'm doing this...
A FEW MINUTES LATER
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No. 352934 ID: 5a8055
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352934

[frankolotl] welp... didn't work.....
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No. 352935 ID: f599e6

then we must find an old witch with orange earrings.
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No. 352947 ID: 5a8055
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352947

[byrd] what the hecks that you just did... guh, felt... wierd, but i can talk now.
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No. 352951 ID: f599e6

oh, well it did something at least. need to make a tower. bold on bottom, you and byrd on top.
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No. 352961 ID: 5a8055
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352961

>>352951
[frankolotl] i hope you mean like this... please mean like this.
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No. 352963 ID: 07416a

>>352961
Now make the bold run you have found your new vehicle
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No. 352964 ID: a2fa74

>>352961
NOPE.

Ask Cherry for help, since her ideas aren't going to result in unwanted sex.
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No. 352965 ID: 9c538a

It's not working. Perhaps you need some kind of FUSION DANCE?
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No. 352967 ID: f599e6

close enough. now go around pretending to be one creature.
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No. 352977 ID: 5a8055
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352977

[frankolotl] oh hey-WHOAH, WHAT HAPPENED!!

[Ovnianam] oh nothing... nothing at all...

[frankolotl] anything you... need help with something? are you okay?

[ovnianam] please stop talking to me, you are a figment of my imagination that is causing me to question the existence of certain elements in reality.

[frankolotl] um... oooookay, then i guess i'll go see buzz then.

[ovnianam] watch your step, i had to gouge out my eyes and somebody might slip on one.
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No. 352984 ID: 6a5a08

Frank, I have an idea.
This entire problem was caused by too much hair tonic. Clearly, the solution is more hair tonic.
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No. 352990 ID: 07416a

>>352984
Exactly. Give it to the neverean.
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No. 352992 ID: e1c562

laugh at his suffering, just as he laughed at yours
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No. 353056 ID: 5a8055
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353056

>>352992
[frankolotl] MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No. 353115 ID: 9c538a

frankolotl is in danger of drying out! frankolotl needs water!
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No. 353389 ID: 6a5a08

frankolotl> Search remnants of former incarnation for bottled water.
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No. 354511 ID: f7aa74
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354511

...
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No. 354512 ID: f7aa74
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354512

*slurp*
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No. 354513 ID: f7aa74
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354513

*slurp* ... whut? you need something?
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No. 354515 ID: a2fa74

>>354513
We need to have Buzz and Frank make a racing team and hire the Harem as their pit crew.
This will be awesome.
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No. 354516 ID: 84b916

>>354513
Oh, just your soul.
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No. 354517 ID: 35e1a0

yeah, how do we fix frank?
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No. 354525 ID: f7aa74
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354525

>>354515
work on that then, don't ask me.

>>354516
sorry, it's not mine anymore.

>>354517
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE, seems no one likes our cute trio. i could just fix that by heading back in time, do you want frank at the gun scene or any time before that?
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No. 354526 ID: 35e1a0

>>354525
no no, i like it. but it would making racing rather hard to do.
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No. 354527 ID: 1854db

I want dream frank.
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No. 354528 ID: be3f0a

I liked Frank as normal Frank.
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No. 354530 ID: 78b9fc

I love the cute trio! But they don't stand a chance against level 33 Ovnianum
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No. 354531 ID: a2fa74

>>354525
The trio is fine, but when we have to choose between them and Frank Frank wins.

Could you have the trio do a FUSION-HA and become Frank?
If not, then before the bullet please!
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No. 354533 ID: 78b9fc

Oh wait he gouged his own eyes out never mind. Unless the bandages... are a clever ruse...
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No. 354534 ID: 78b9fc

OH uh also never do time travel it ruins every quest it touches.
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No. 354549 ID: f7aa74
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354549

>>354526
yeah, guess your right...
>>354528
>>354531
meh, fusions are dull... plus we broke outta that dbz skit after that hair splosion- so in other words it'd be lame to jump back into a stale skit.

>before the bullet please
alright, done... now go do stuff
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No. 354552 ID: f7aa74
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354552

... woah, does anybody ever get the feeling that they just got sent through a blender?

wait, where was? oh yeah.
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No. 354554 ID: 0d7a83

>>354552
WHAT IS THE POMPADOUR'S STATUS???
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No. 354555 ID: f7aa74
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354555

hmmm, now i can stick this thing on the pink-skins head... or maybe other shenanigans?

hehehehe
>suggestions?
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No. 354558 ID: a2fa74

>>354555
Wait for somebody else to come by, then dump the stuff on him when you can blame it on somebody else.
Also, go hit on Cherry.
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No. 354565 ID: 78b9fc

Open all the hangers!
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No. 354607 ID: 1854db

Put the thing on your head, then go over and ask him how he likes your hat.
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No. 354651 ID: e1c562

go to your car, it needs you
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