4/4 Amye 2011/09/13(Tue)19:51 No. 348552 ID: 10a969
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Your name is Charlie. Your head is a flower pot.

You have just woken up to your apartment being on fire, which is interesting, because you didn't do anything fire-related overnight.

Through the crackling you can hear a woman's voice from downstairs. "Hey! Is anybody up there!?"

However, you seem to have forgotten your last name in your morning haze. That's kind of an important thing to know to seem like you're not crazy.

What is your last name?

Flowers.
Charlie flowers.

Linchap

uh, this situation looks pretty bad. door seems like a world of hurt behind, so try to quickly gather your surroundings.

Worry about your last name some time when your life isn't in immediate danger.

>>348554
Seconded

Amye 2011/09/13(Tue)21:07 No. 348577 ID: 10a969
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Charlie Linchap gets off his ass and takes a look around. He's got a few options; he could jump out the window, action-movie style, take the door, or he could just read a book for a while.

He also needs to grab his giant clothesrack of ten identical suits of Business Casual casual business wear. Most expensive generic brand around. Great stuff.

Although you are right. Burning to death isn't pleasant. Where to from here?

>>348577

Take out the door, bringing his suits and business cards with him while reading a book on how to do action movie stunts.

>>348583
The door's clearly on fire. Opening it would probably add more oxygen to what's on the other side. Window.

Don't jump out the window. Throw the stuff you want to save out the window. Then stick your head out and go "What? I'm trying to sleep up here!"

read a book. maybe it has spells or turns the bookcase, revealing the secret way out