ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)18:59 No. 354667 ID: 0448b9
File 131752074290.png - (9.66KB , 650x450 , 1_2.png )

Oh how exciting! You've been waiting for 3 days!

...
Fuck.

SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)19:02 No. 354671 ID: 0448b9
File 131752094351.png - (40.73KB , 650x450 , 1_3.png )

Not another leak.

You wish you bought some duct tape or something.

Drink water lick cube

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)19:12 No. 354681 ID: 0448b9
File 131752155704.png - (19.04KB , 650x450 , 1_4.png )

You have the strange urge to just drink all the water and start licking the cube.. but this water smells a bit strange and you'd rather not.
But that would be funny.

Hey.. isn't that cube your package?

>>354681
Check your package

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)19:22 No. 354687 ID: 0448b9
File 131752211979.png - (13.67KB , 650x450 , 1_5.png )

You have recently read something about the philosophy of just "fuck the world I can do whatever I want" instead of being indecisive.

You decide to use this new outlook on life on your box. It tastes like cardboard and duct tape.

open the bawx, wear it

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)19:48 No. 354706 ID: 0448b9
File 131752373317.png - (14.69KB , 650x450 , 1_6.png )

You rip off the soggy cardboard on the box to find a more secure box. This is silly.

More water drips from the ceiling... You should cover that freaking dripping with something.

jam soggy cardboard into leak.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:07 No. 354721 ID: 0448b9
File 131752484131.png - (17.53KB , 650x450 , 1_7.png )

Lets see if this works..
(Mini-cutscene)

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:07 No. 354723 ID: 0448b9
File 131752486401.png - (14.73KB , 650x450 , 1_8.png )

Oh look.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:08 No. 354724 ID: 0448b9
File 131752489020.png - (15.96KB , 650x450 , 1_9.png )

That takes care of the leak...

>>354724
That purple worries me. Is the purple usually there?

okay, ow get a shop-vac to clean this up.

SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:20 No. 354727 ID: 0448b9
File 131752563153.png - (12.96KB , 650x450 , 1_10.png )

>>354725
Is that supposed to be a shirt up there? How did that get.. what? How the orange are you supposed to drain water out of an underwater dome house? You just moved here, maybe there's a shop-vac in a closet?

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:23 No. 354728 ID: 0448b9
File 131752580467.png - (13.13KB , 650x450 , 1_11.png )

This is stupid!

The thing I ordered IS in this stupid box, right?

>>354728
Gnaw on it until it opens.

>>354728
Isn't there an airlock or something? Cycle the airlock repeatedly to pump the water out.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:46 No. 354762 ID: 0448b9
File 131752718761.png - (23.33KB , 650x450 , 1_12.png )

>>354750
Oh look this room was the airlock the entire time. I guess I'll mess with this thing..

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)20:53 No. 354765 ID: 0448b9
File 131752761051.png - (10.50KB , 650x450 , 1_13.png )

You start spamming buttons on the touch pad thing.
You hear a mechanical sound...

>"Systems on: Abnormal water amounts detected.. Pumping out..."

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)21:00 No. 354771 ID: 0448b9
File 131752800787.png - (9.60KB , 650x450 , 1_15.png )

How convenient.

Open BOX by CRUSHING in AIR LOCK DOOR.

Yep. Box.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)21:17 No. 354782 ID: 0448b9
File 131752902877.png - (11.17KB , 650x450 , 1_16.png )

Yep this thing looks like the thing with the box.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)21:17 No. 354784 ID: 0448b9
File 131752905344.png - (14.61KB , 650x450 , 1_17.png )

AND IT IS!

HELMET GET

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)21:21 No. 354789 ID: 0448b9
File 131752927648.png - (16.17KB , 650x450 , 1_18.png )

It's a high tech device with many features!
It amplifies psychic energy, works as a phone and messenger, and a bunch of other worthless crap too!
It was also incredibly expensive! I'm a frikkin' beta tester too! Woooooooooooo

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/01(Sat)21:25 No. 354793 ID: 0448b9
File 131752950917.png - (26.33KB , 650x450 , 1_19.png )

<<<<

>>354666
Oh good, I was wondering when you were going to start a quest.

Username should be Studlydude69

password should be Jumbolatte37

Username should be Ann;)DROP TABLE Students;--

>>354793
Password should be kn33s0cks

Regular name should be Cecilia, no last name because her parents didn't want people to think she was theirs.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/02(Sun)08:32 No. 354904 ID: 0448b9
File 131756952650.png - (28.32KB , 650x450 , 1_20.png )

You have no idea how to type mentally.
You end up messing up the order of your password and usernames but ends up like this.

You know, kn33s0cks is actually a cool username.

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/02(Sun)08:33 No. 354905 ID: 0448b9
File 131756962293.png - (21.64KB , 650x450 , 1_21.png )

I have no idea what's going on here but it's setting up something about doing something with hands and.. teleporting?

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/02(Sun)08:34 No. 354906 ID: 0448b9
File 131756968740.png - (16.64KB , 650x450 , 1_22.png )

And I think it's done.

Hello, psyche! Can you hear me?
>(Paused until further notice)

yo wassup.

Nope, try talking louder.

Only a little. >.>

Anyway I think that first one is telling you how to shoot MIND BULLETS. What you do is you point your fingers at something and say "POW! Ha ha." You should try it.

>>354906
I'm sorry, the infinite psyche isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the comical sound effect.

>>355939
ppphhhhblblblblbbblllllltttttttlllllllllll
SKADOOSH

>>354906
Touch your junk.

>>354906
MANIFEST THY NEWFOUND POWER, AND CRY UNTO THE WORLD YOUR SUPREMACY

Hi! It's good to meet you. I hope we'll have a lot of fun together. So what's you general situation like?

ExistenceQuest SoqWizard 2011/10/07(Fri)17:32 No. 356613 ID: 0448b9
File 131803396932.png - (13.17KB , 650x450 , 1_23.png )

>>356269
Well this is weird, I just got this helmet thing and I'm wanting to try it out. Lets fuck around or something. What should I do, oh psych brain-pan thing?

Fuck around with the fish outside your window

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)18:00 No. 356623 ID: 0448b9
File 131803560270.png - (13.03KB , 650x450 , 1_24.png )

>>356615
I can't do that.. uh.. What should I call you?

Fish are cool. I don't want to mess with them.

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)18:04 No. 356624 ID: 0448b9
File 131803584559.gif - (36.51KB , 504x360 , untitl11.gif )

http://www.livestream.com/soqwizardslair Oops I forgot to link to this. Streaming at the moment

>>356624
Make friends with the fish Idunno it has to be fish related though

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)18:29 No. 356630 ID: 0448b9
File 131803738638.png - (28.01KB , 650x450 , 1_25.png )

>>356625
*Poof*
> "FUCK."

emofish is emo

try summoning fish pals, even if you cannot emit for them to do your bidding

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)19:19 No. 356641 ID: 0448b9
File 131804036632.png - (14.26KB , 650x450 , 1_26.png )

>>356634
You know what, that's actually an alright idea.
This thing is meant to strengthen psychic energies or something, so lets see if I can...

>>356641
Are dudes with guns a normal feature of your house? Because maybe you should duck out of view otherwise.

*Aquaman sound effects*

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)19:35 No. 356644 ID: 0448b9
File 131804131125.png - (31.53KB , 650x450 , 1_27.png )

The psychic powers.
They do nothing.

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)19:35 No. 356645 ID: 0448b9
File 131804134222.png - (41.11KB , 650x450 , 1_28.png )

>>356642
Wait what th-

What's going on over here?

do you have a little hammer or something? anyway, swim over and wave at them. they can't shoot without breaking open the dome and drowning.

ExistenceQuest kn33s0cks 2011/10/07(Fri)19:42 No. 356648 ID: 0448b9
File 131804173881.png - (22.12KB , 650x450 , 1_29.png )

( >>356647
That's not a hammer, that's a badly drawn ear thing. Like here - http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/916/916811/cave-story-20081007070406047_640w.jpg )

I just saw the two people go into another room in your "house"... but I bet you saw that, didn't you?

go over the dome they are in and break it open somehow.

>>356648
Open the airlock and flood the place. Everything water-damageable is already damaged.

Try out that other psychic power. Make a pistol shape with your hand and make like you're firing a gun. Make sure you jerk your hand back like there's plenty of recoil and go "BOOM!".

Try to impress the fish, but don't hit them or your house.