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357723 No. 357723 ID: f7aa74

YEAH, something something, tiny quests.
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No. 357724 ID: f7aa74
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357724

You are indigo. You've waken up in a strange house wearing nothing but underwear. What do you do?
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No. 357725 ID: 0448b9

Go on a search and extract mission for your undies. Find lower body cover of some sort ASAP, grab some arms and find your way towards the nearest source of underwear. This is a stealth mission, good luck.
Good luck.
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No. 357726 ID: 1854db

Resolve to become a nudist.
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No. 357733 ID: 0d7a83

Sniff for the scent of delicious bacon.
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No. 357735 ID: 715620

>>357726
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No. 357747 ID: 510737

roll around on the ground for no reason.
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No. 357748 ID: 063c28

>>357726

Then take a nap on the nearest non-floor flat surface.
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No. 357831 ID: bd7cc2

Conquer the world. Why start small?
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No. 357880 ID: 36ced2

Leave the strange house and try to get back on the internet. Then you can run a quest in a quest on /quest/. Because we like quests.
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No. 358137 ID: f7aa74
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358137

You resolve to become a nudist, post quests on /quest/ about quests, then conquer the nearest table by sleeping on it.

You achieved
>As a blue jay sticker
>Is that bacon? sticker
>Annoyance sticker
>Vini Vidi Vicci sticker
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No. 358138 ID: f7aa74
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358138

alrighty, just got back up. I'm still in a strange apartment, but now i have stickers and am naked... what do?
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No. 358142 ID: 35e1a0

try using the stickers. hold up the blue jay sticker.
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No. 358150 ID: d3dfb8

Exit room, pan out.
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No. 358170 ID: 510737

find nearest window and dance in front of it until someone notices you. then ask them who you are/ where you are.
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No. 358178 ID: bd7cc2

Take the table with you. You cannot abandon your kingdom!
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No. 358346 ID: 493c28

Well stickers are basically clothes. If you rummage around a bit more you could get enough stickers to make a highly adhesive dress out of them. Then you can try to go out into the world and charm yourself a boyfriend.
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No. 358553 ID: edec80

Cover your vagina with the bacon sticker.
Cover your nipples with the annoyance and bluejay stickers.
Put the veni vidi vicci sticker on your forehead like a crown.
You will now not be so naked. Take on the world.
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No. 358563 ID: c991a4
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358563

do a naked cartwheel, karate chop the table in half and climb up your doorway until you touch the ceiling.
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No. 358782 ID: 7bad01
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358782

bonk this is fun

You have achieved
>Wtf sticker
>Fully Clothed sticker
>Fun Times sticker
>this will hurt when i take them off sticker
>happy end sticker
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No. 358783 ID: 7bad01
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358783

You are heading to a friends house, he has given permission for you to enter without knocking.

What way should we go about entering said house?
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No. 358784 ID: 1854db

Kick the door in with your belt in your hand.
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No. 358785 ID: 35e1a0

throw open the window and jump in.
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No. 358786 ID: 80c7ff

order giant cake
insert self into it
mail yourself to friend's doorstep
burst out from cake and give him sexy lap dance
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No. 358789 ID: b6edd6

>>358786
Except instead of a lap dance, shoot him with a nerf gun.
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No. 358794 ID: 7bad01
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358794

YOU BUST INTO THE HOUSE HIDING IN A FANTASTIC POP OUT CAKE AND FIRE YOUR NERF GUN... at a naked girl climbing the doorway... what?

You have achieved
>FANTASTIC ENTRANCE sticker
>NERF 4 YOU LIFE sticker
>Nudely unnexpected sticker
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No. 358795 ID: 80c7ff

Okay now give lap dance
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No. 358801 ID: 35e1a0

be SUPER EMBARRASSED. allow girl to use your cake for clothing.
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No. 358803 ID: 383006

touch her boob
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No. 358810 ID: aa4c27
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358810

You are a NORMAL FARMGIRL.
You are farming your farm when an alien appears.
It says it wants to take you on a magical adventure through the stars.

How do you reply?
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No. 358811 ID: 7bad01

punch it in the battle ship
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No. 358815 ID: 35e1a0

say "only if i get to drive"
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No. 358818 ID: a2fa74

>>358810
"Is this one of those rape things?"
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No. 358820 ID: b6edd6

>>358810
Abduct it.
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No. 358826 ID: aa4c27
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358826

"Only if I get to drive"
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You gained
>End of the World Sticker
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No. 358965 ID: 0448b9
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358965

You are a NORMAL FARMHOUSE.
You are being a farm when an alien appears.
The LOVE OFYOURLIFE leaves you for a magical adventure through the stars.

What do you do?
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No. 358970 ID: b57910

>>358965
FOLLOW THEM
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No. 358971 ID: 35e1a0

find someone else in an attempt to make her jealous.
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No. 358973 ID: a1d7ad

Sprout rocket engines and turn into a space farm.
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No. 358978 ID: 0448b9
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358978

ACTIVATING GRAVITY THRUSTERS...
CALIBRATING POINT OF MAKE-OUT.
SPACE FARM MODE ACTIVATED.
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No. 358979 ID: 0448b9
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358979

You engage in sloppy make-outs with the UFO to make the NORMAL FARMGIRL jealous.
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>"Ladies, I am a farm." sticker
>"Space Farm" sticker
>"The UFO was actually a guy too and the farmgirl thought it was hot" sticker
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No. 359155 ID: 7e9c15

but who gets pregnant?
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No. 359424 ID: 8fc114

Meanwhile on the ground the most radical and unpredictable guy on the planet is...
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No. 359852 ID: b9c01a
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359852

You are the MOST ANGRY PERSON IN THE WORLD. There is a SENIOR CITIZEN who is using a million coupons for all her products.

What do you do?
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No. 359853 ID: 35e1a0

take all her stuff and flee. use it to make a sculpture to express your rage.
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No. 359856 ID: 510737

PUNCH EVERYTHING, then shit on the counter and leave.
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No. 359864 ID: 0d7a83

>>359852
Focus all of your BURNING HATE down into one tiny point right in the centre of those coupons. When it has reached the heat and mass of TEN THOUSAND ANGRY SUNS, use the energy to fast-forward time and make all of the coupons FOUR MILLION YEARS PAST EXPIRY DATE.
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No. 359865 ID: 1f1996

Wait in line and fume over it without doing anything like the bitch you are
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No. 359866 ID: bd7cc2

Do nothing. It'll keep them guessing. Guessing until you DESTROY THEM.
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No. 359909 ID: 222856

Use your tazer on the old person stealth-like.
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No. 360012 ID: ee6437

transform into ANGROTRON
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No. 361463 ID: 3e272f

Walk out through the door. *THROUGH* the door. You're too angry to open that piece of shit.
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No. 363191 ID: 8d592b
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363191

You decide to focus all of your BURNING HATE down into one tiny point right in the centre of those coupons. Then when it has reaches the heat and mass of TEN THOUSAND ANGRY SUNS, you use the energy to fast-forward time and make all of the coupons FOUR MILLION YEARS PAST EXPIRY DATE.

The OLD WOMAN looks sad for a moment then says

>"Well it's a good thing I brought EXTRA COUPONS."

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU- Sticker Obtained
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK- Sticker Obtained
Gained a Stomach Ulcer- Sticker Obtained
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No. 363231 ID: f78d49

have a heart attack.
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No. 363232 ID: c9b053

>>361463
this
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No. 363243 ID: 35e1a0

>>363232
yes
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No. 363354 ID: 6fa1ef

Have a heart attack while walking out *through* the door. Be too angry for either the door or heart attack to stop you.
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No. 363380 ID: bd7cc2

Literally explode with rage, showering everyone with gore and intestines. That'll show them.
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No. 389276 ID: 8f05c1

>>363231
Verily.
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No. 389279 ID: a2853b

>>363191
Soul versus soul!
Grab that old lady by the shoulders, and stare into her eyes such rage that she becomes another you!
RAGE CLONE
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