hey dude

Maybe if he had more frills...

>>397559
Yeah sure dude.

What's in that BORED magazine over there?

Hey Mannster, what are the haps?

A free hotel stay is nothing without booze and hotties.

We must acquire those things.

Starting with frillz.

Cisqur!RaOuLDcSzQ 2012/04/01(Sun)11:34 No. 397681 ID: 496845
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"Whoa, you guys are back! It was weird havin' you just leave, after the…stuff and the things. Lissen, it's suuuper boring here. There's, like…nothing to do here, for real. Well, there's probably stuff to do outside, but it's really scary. Anyway, I wish I had some gum; I don't usually like chewin' it, but this place is making me real nervous, know what I mean? Need some to calm down and stuff."
>>397595
"...What magazine? The only thing with 'bored' on it is this notepad I started writing on, cause I was sssooo booorrreeed. I dunno why people feel like they gotta travel all the time, this is really lame."
>>397601
"Well...other than being super bored, and wanting gum, uhh...like, gettin here was okay, but what makes it kinda scary to go outside is all the people I don't know. Some of 'em are real pushy and mean, and some of 'em keep tryna sell me stuff, it's weird. I feel like I'm in a totally different country."

"Maaan, I feel bad, I don't want you guys to like, catch the bored, y'know? Dyou want me to get you anything? Far as I know, you don't eat or drink, but there's a TV here, and, uhh...we could meet people, or I could show you my room...yeah."

>>397681
Meet people in your room. Wait no.

What'd you pack? Some interesting stuff? But enough of that, this room is boring LET'S GO OUTSIDE!

Meet people! Eat their delicious brainmeats!

>>397681
Does the TV get the FRILLZ channel? :V

But yeah, your room might be kinda cool. Maybe we should also check out what cool shit you brought in your suitcase.

Cisqur!RaOuLDcSzQ 2012/04/01(Sun)13:28 No. 397759 ID: 496845
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>>397688
"Whoa, man, whoa. You're scarin' me. You'd like it here better than me, you could deal with all these super-weird people."
>>397687
"Well...like...I feel kinda bad, but there's basically only commercials, news, and weather on this TV. And hotel stuff that they wanna make you buy. And stuff about some of the places to go to outside, which is them tryna make you waste even more cash. But I'm not interested in any of that stuff."
>>397687
"I packed a spare of all my clothes, some snacks, and stuff like toothpaste and shampoo. But man, speaking of suitcases--y'know what's really weird? When I got in the room, there was this freaky suitcase just sitting here. I told the management, but they told me the guys who were here already left...they musta been in a big rush or something. I bet they forgot it cause they were hurrying so much. I'd move it out, but I'm afraid to touch it, it looks really old and smells funny and I don't want 'em getting angry if they somehow find out. But…I dunno. Oh, man--what if there's, like…a bomb in there? Oh man, oh geez…but wait, what if it's activated by being opened? Cripes, what do I do?!"

Get someone to help you open it!

Open it anyway!

I mean, who leaves a bomb in a hotel room? It's not ticking, right? It's probably fine.

Can you play Sonic on the TV with the crappy third party controller hooked up to it like some hotels have?

That's not how bombs work, silly. It's probably a plot hook.

Out the window with it!

invite the frills to the hotel room

Cisqur!RaOuLDcSzQ 2012/04/04(Wed)14:08 No. 398725 ID: cf0d28
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>>397911
"...You can catch fish with suitcases? You mean like, this guy was a fisherman? Huh...I bet he brought this thing with him whenever he went fishing. That's probably why it's so beat-up and stanky."
>>397818
"I dunno what any of that is. How do you 'play sonic'? Is it like, real freaky fast channel changing or something?"
>>397766
"...Yeah. I guess you're right--it isn't ticking."
>>397764
"Well, you guys are here, yeah? I just hope they don't get angry if they do decide to come back for it. Hrf--
"Hmm, this thing has some number-locks on it, but it looks like they're unlocked. I guess whoever was here was really really in a hurry.
"Alright, let's open it up an...
"Wh..."

Cisqur!RaOuLDcSzQ 2012/04/04(Wed)14:10 No. 398726 ID: cf0d28
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"What the heck's all this?!"

It looks like a box of medical supplies. There are prescription bottles in there, it looks like. Perhaps they have a name on them.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Guess your vacation just got a little more interesting. Start with some LSD.

Read note eat pills

This looks like some drug dealer dropped it. You should probably turn it into someone before you get arrested for having it.

>>398726
Well it is almost 4:20. Call up the help desk and tell them to not disturb you with any cleaning service or anything. After that, read the note and pick your poison.

Lean in to take a closer look at the contents. Read the note, the labels on the pill bottles, and anything else, but don't touch anything. You don't want to leave your fingerprints on this stuff.

Don't mess with drugs and it goes double for messing with other peoples drugs. Plus you're going to get in deep trouble if you get blamed for the suitcase or the dealers come back. Best to alert the hotel about what happened.

Once that's worked out see if you can get your stay on another day that doesn't include a illegal briefcase to let the whole situation cool down. It's pretty much their responsibility for leaving it for the next guest instead of removing it.

Have you no sense of adventure?

Eat drugs, hallucinate. Walk around talking to strange people while hallucinating.

Cisqur!RaOuLDcSzQ 2012/04/05(Thu)10:42 No. 398853 ID: 0ae009
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>>398727
>>398739
"This one's labeled 'dexedrine'; this one's labeled...methyl...methyl something-something, I can't read science. This big bottle has a sciencey label on it, too--'diethyl ether'. So like, ether that makes you die? Were these guys planning on killing someone?"
>>398728
>>398747
"...Is that what all this stuff is? Almost all these bottles and bags are empty, or almost empty. Anyway, that's crazy--I don't do drugs, man! And a lot of this stuff is super illegal!"
>>398731
>>398744
"Geez, I gotta think of a way to get rid of this thing...How?!"
>>398730
>>398734
"...I'll read the piece of paper, at least...
"Uhh, it says...it looks like a list of a bunch of weird stuff, and almost all of it's crossed out. Some of these look like drugs and other nasty stuff, I think. But who'd be dumb enough to be carrying this much junk around? Anyway, it says there's gum in here, somewhere. Should I look for it, or…what? I mean, I don't wanna be stealing their gum, but I dunno if they're even coming back for all this, at this point."

Dump everything out on the bed to find the gum easier.

>>398853
Close it back up and report it to the police.

Looks like whoever owned this suitcase went on a drug binge, judging by all the empty bottles and bags. No wonder they forgot it; They were probably high as a kite when they checked out.

Well, if you wanna be boring, you could stick the note back, close and lock the suitcase, and hand it over at the front desk, saying that the last room occupant left it behind. That'd be safe, and boring.

Or if you don't feel like being boring, you could dump it out on the bed and look for the "gum." Just don't expect it to be as mundane as Wrigley's spearmint.

>>398853

Dexedrine is an amphetamine, used to treat some mental illnesses and to let a person keep focused even when tired. Diethyl ether is an older type of general anesthesia, and also has recreational uses.

Looks like a fun night, there.

I wouldn't trust any gum you found in there.

Diethyl ether is fun for reasons other than inhaling it. Its vapors are denser than the atmosphere so sinks to the level of whatever surface it's on. Its vapors are also highly flammable. Many a lab accident has involved spilling diethyl ether and not noticing until the entire table and floor erupts into flames. <3

Referring to the above comment--set something on fire. Somewhere outside, by the pool, or something.

dispose of the drugs by boiling them in a jar, make sure you get a good lungful of the vapors, so you are sure you're boiling the right thing.