DON'T CRASH!!!

Please
She is a proffesional
She ain't gonna crash
If fact, let's make this riskier!
Fondle his coin purse!

woah woah that is super cute and all but aren't you like in the middle of the street in front of all the pedestrians ever? y'all should go do the smoochin' somewhere else like:
-changing rooms
-elevators
-in the woods
-outer space

Mau Nyaan 2012/05/06(Sun)18:54 No. 409074 ID: c65650
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uhhhhh

What come on you could have had a quick kiss without crashing into anything
I mean, it's not like a Moped is as fuck to crash or anything
Now get on with it!

>>409085
>I mean, it's not like a Moped is as fuck to crash or anything
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
At the very least get mr. wizard to polymorph the moped into a sweet auto-driving car with a nice big back seat.

>>409122
This seems like a good idea. These two are ready for the stage of a relationship where they're making use of the backseat of a car already it seems.

>>409287
A nice back seat is fine for makeouts, too. Ain't nobody gotta feel obligated to do nothin' too sexual.

Eyes on the road, AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stop the moped, go play in the bushes >:3

>>409074
Stick to the plan, stick to the plan!

Name: Him'mler
Gender: Male
Purpose: To purge all the sub-koboldian filth from the land!

>>409492
Wrong thread

Explode dramatically.

>>409602
Is there a boring way to spontaneously explode?

>>409604
Yes, into song and dance.
No musicals!

(sorry guys, I was taken back to rehab for a few weeks but now I'm back at the transitional house where I can use my computer nao. updates tomorrow I hope)

>>409619
I see someone's parents never had them watch "The Court Jester" when they were little.
You really need to see Danny Kaye in his prime.

>>417846
yay... I guess...

o.O

>>417846

Well that's better than being dead! Now, ONWARD!

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/15(Fri)22:35 No. 422900 ID: bdfc91
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>from somewhere beneath you, something explodes, skyrocketing the two of you way up into the air!

The best defense against an explosion is to walk away from it with a swagger, but since you're already in the air you'll have to strike a pose. That way you should land in a safe and stylish manner.

High-five a skydiver on the way up.

Quick. Think about everything you did until now.

Good thing a cat always lands on her feet.

Flail furiously!

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/16(Sat)10:56 No. 423155 ID: 8ade5f
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>>422998

Does a fox always land on his feet?

>>423156
unfortunately, no. but they do explode quite spectacularly though!

>>423158
err, wizards explode, not foxes...

>>423163
Maybe he's a fox wizard

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/16(Sat)13:36 No. 423186 ID: 8ade5f
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owwwwo looks like foxes aren't as agile. Kitsune seems to have a hurt arm

>>423186
well, at least he didn't explode, this time...

Give his boo-boo a kiss.

...also try to find out if it's broken. A broken arm requires a visit to the hospital.

Go into sexy nurse mode and heal the poor baby.
His bones will straighten out from that.

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/16(Sat)14:38 No. 423199 ID: 8ade5f
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oh noes time to fix a booboo

>>423199
Cats lick injuries to make them feel better, right?

>>423199
The victim may have broken bones, bind him by straddling the patient so to ensure no further injury. Then investigate that his lower body works fine, doing the standard cough procedure.

Most importantly, do what it takes to keep the heart pumping regularly. You don't have any pace sensing equipment, so you're going to do whatever you can with what you have.

It's not visibly broken, it may be just sprained and if there's a break it's at least not too bad, and won't need setting. A sling may suffice to immobilize it, and immobilizing is all it needs to heal. A splint would be a good idea if you have appropriate materials.

>>423201
That's only for cuts and other open wounds. It has no effect here.

Use necromancy. It's the only alternative here.

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/17(Sun)22:16 No. 423729 ID: 8ade5f
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>>423218
Necromeowncer it is

>>423729
What about nekomancy?

Use your powers to summon a SKELETON DOCTOR to help.
Ideally you would be using a skeleton that's not in use. Having his skeleton turn into a doctor and heal him would probably upset him.

Mau Nyaan 2012/06/19(Tue)20:14 No. 424240 ID: 8ade5f
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>>423738
esplain

Use his body to summon the Skeleton Doctor. Therefore, the doctor will have to heal himself not to die again. Problem solved, exorcize the doctor. Or you could have a zombie boyfriend. 'Bit slow and with specific tastes for food, but immortal, ageless and extremely loyal.

Aren't kitsune already immortal?

>>424269
Then he will be DOUBLE immortal!

HOLY BASTET! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

woah woah woah woah, stop the car

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/big-ben-renamed-elizabeth-tower-queen-161556344.html

>>426299
The clock tower from the Palace of Westminster will be renamed? Nice. Queen Elizabeth II deserves this honor.

IT ALSO MEANS THAT TIME ISN'T THE SAME ANYMORE! QUICK! LET'S SAVE HIM BEFORE HE DIES AGAIN!