If you are a plot than which plot are you?

Simple. You don't react to what happens around you, you make things happen. My suggestion? I need a drink.

double steamy sex scene. with that minotaur dude thodren.

Winter 2012/06/13(Wed)20:14 No. 421752 ID: c460ad
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>>421740
I'm WINTER, OK? I guess you might not have recognized me, what with me raiding Spring's wardrobe and all.
But usually, people need me when they want plots with old people, or even the downtime before a resurrection or very important birth. Something cold... frozen... mysterious.

Oh, and stories about little kids having fun with sleds and crap. Dunno what that has to do with the other things, though. But it's whatever.

>>421743

Yes... and no. Basically, we're the building blocks for stories. But we're not characters, OK? You're going to treat me like one, though, I know it. I've got my eye on you, /quest/.

>>421746

No idea who you're talking about.

Look, you can try all you want to force me, my friends, and my world into a plot. But I'm not about to let that happen.

too late, the plot is "woman named winter argues with the voices in her head"

Bob 2012/06/13(Wed)21:06 No. 421781 ID: c460ad
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I'm insulted! You are not voices in my head, you are TGChan! And furthermore, I...

SPRING: Heeeyyy, Bob! 'Sup!?

Excuse me for one second, TGChan. Spring? What are you doing here? And...
....wait... Did you just call me "Bob?"

SPRING: Yup, I sure did, Bob! *teehee*

Ummm... Spring... what have you done?

SPRING: Weeelll... I did ask you not to steal my outfits, right? And last time you did it, Summer said I should stand up for myself if you ever did it again. And normally, I don't like the whole revenge thing, but... I dunno, this sounded funny! And so far... I'm right!

My god, Spring.... what did you do!?

SPRING: Nothing much, Bob. Just reset the controls on our interdimensional warp drive teleprompter portal-thingy.

No... that means...

SPRING: Yes. /quest/ now has full control over all of the mythlings! Isn't that gonna be FUN!?

But the mythlings are sheep! Easily led! What if they create a bunch of new ones!? Then what will we do?

SPRING: Oh... guess I didn't think of that. Oh well, they're your problem now! Oh, and return my clothes when you get the chance! kthxbai!

.....Well, damn. I guess I'm stuck with you guys. You'd better not do anything stupid. And leave the mythlings out of this, OK?

So why did you wear her clothes?

the hell are mythlings?

Bob 2012/06/13(Wed)21:34 No. 421798 ID: c460ad
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>>421783
Well, if you must know...
I just like them better than mine. That's all. But I guess I'd better return them now.

To be honest, I've always been a little jealous of Spring. I mean, I always end up inspiring stories of death and endings. All the happy things, births and new things... those are all her domain to play in. She's just so...
Wait, why the Hell am I telling you guys all this!?

>>421784
I'm actually glad you asked. These are mythlings. They're very small, and have absolutely no soul... not yet, anyway. People like authors and playwrights like to take them and give them souls. This turns them into characters.

Here in the Land of Archetypes, we see that each mythling is properly trained for their plot. The four main people who train the mythlings are myself, Spring, Summer, and Autumn.

For the most part, Spring gets the comedies, Summer gets the romances, Autumn gets the tragedies... and I'm kinda stuck with satire and cynical crap like that.

Spring's given you direct control of the mythlings, which means you can basically turn them into characters and stuff. You can directly control them and make them look/act however you want.

I strongly advise you not to do that, though.

No, seriously. PLEASE do not make any new characters. ESPECIALLY since you have a limitless number of mythlings. This could get really, really messy. Spring just never considers the consequences of her actions....

You have great power. Try to use some responsibility!

Mythlings! Strip the archetypes naked and ride them like ponies! Paint them to look like The Great and Powerful Trixie! All of them!

> No, seriously. PLEASE do not make any new characters. ESPECIALLY since you have a limitless number of mythlings.
Okay. I can't control the others, though.

Hey, how about this? I'm giving you my quota of comedy mythlings, which just happens to be limitless. Use them to have some laughs in your life and defend yourself from abuse and sexual harassment. You can have your name back too, Winter. Bob is a stupid name, after all.

let's have a winter comedy. snowball fights galore!

Winter 2012/06/13(Wed)22:27 No. 421855 ID: c460ad
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>>421820
You would really do that... for ME!? Wow... I don't know what to say...

...Unfortunately... we can't exactly make characters ourselves. Only creative humans like yourselves can do that.

>>421802
>>421826
Furthermore....

SUMMER: Hey, Winter. Heard about what happened with Spring. She was PISSED, LOL! Hehehe... well, as pissed as Spring can get. Sooo... these TGChan guys figure out the mythlings yet?

No. I was actually about to explain...

SUMMER: HEY! TGChan Dudes! See, the mythlings have no souls! They can't act on their own, these li'l dudes are pretty useless. You gotta make 'em into characters first, capisce? Then they'll do whatever you want! It's AWESOME. And then we get to have fun with the little guys until it's time for them to go off into the world in a book or a movie or whatevs. It's pretty epic! So... have fun you guys!

YOU AREN'T HELPING, SUMMER! GO AWAY!

>>421855
All of you are named Edward Cullen, and you are perpetually cold and sparkle in the sun, making you part of Winter's domain, and presumably only one of you needs to go off and act, leaving Winter BOB with the other infinity sparklepires.

Either she breaks or they do. Win-win!

okay so.. billy and rebecca. they like snowball fights and make custom snoballs and do crazy things and have adventures. on ice world. they totally love the purpetual winter.

> You would really do that... for ME!?
Sure. Anyway, I was kinda jerkish before. Sorry about that.

Okay, you can't be a character and we can't be a character. What can we do together? I was thinking about a bittersweet story. With a bit of sadism and stuff, because Sarda.

>>421868
I'll probably stop being sadistic once I'm emotionally invested. Sounds good, though. I suggest an overly paranoid young man with no Freudian Excuse to justify his actions and a lovable, sweet-natured girl with a blatantly obvious crush on the boy. They both know about the crush, but he's too paranoid to let her get close to him. So after a lot of plot, she can't take it anymore and ends the potential relationship just when Boy overcomes his paranoia.


Then we start trying to get him to make it up but have to battle his lingering fear and rejection.

BOB 2012/06/13(Wed)23:22 No. 421901 ID: c460ad
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>>421859
Hehehe.... You've just done what every single fanfiction author in the world does. You've made clones of pre-existing characters. That means that they follow the original's domain...

Since "Twilight" is a romance...

HAVE FUN, SUMMER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>421860
Really? Kids? Kids who go on fun, wacky adventures? Man, I haven't had a decent story about kids since those three orphans and the fire... and even that was really more about espionage.

Of course you know Spring's going to try to steal them. She always does.

>>421879
....Unless they're fucked up like THAT. Then I get to keep them. Oh, joy. Really? They can't at least start OUT happy so Autumn will have to deal with it?

*sigh* Well, kids... stop holding hands. It's cynicism time again!

> They can't at least start OUT happy so Autumn will have to deal with it?
They can start as Billy and Rebecca.

yeah they as fine as kids but as billy grows up he starts freaking out.