Become unhorny.

locate skirt, locate shirt, and to ADVENTURE.

>>441185
>>441186
Follow the amazingly rational suggestions instead of humiliating yourself physically.

>>441186
Be sure to equip them as well.
Then, Fondly Regard Art.

Open that cabinet.

>>441196
I kinda doubt there's clothing in there.

Check your dresser, Jane!

Play a haunting tuba refrain.

Check dresser for undergarments.

Punch something.

Check the dresser and admire that amazing photo.

Make yourself decent!

any family members you wanna rape?

Quickly retrieve arms from cupboard.

Also clothes.

Cinnamon 2012/08/10(Fri)20:01 No. 441586 ID: 27fd94
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uh

There seems to be some kind of color coded lock thing on the cabinet.

Cinnamon 2012/08/10(Fri)20:04 No. 441588 ID: 27fd94
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Anyways, you do not have a dresser.
Your arms are right here.
You don't think you would rape any of your family.

What now?

Improvise clothing.

What's that there on the bed? A package? Open it.

Cinnamon 2012/08/10(Fri)20:52 No. 441619 ID: 27fd94
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Its your bag that you keep things in when you're naked or don't have any inventory space, which you don't right now.
All of this shit is important except for the pen.
When you acquire inventory slots you cannot equip the bag.

Examine everything in sight!

Equip your firearm.

> All of this shit is important except for the pen.
Use the pen to paint your body. Use your nudity to make a protest.

>>441623

A protest against what?

>>441624
Anything. It doesn't matter, really.

>>441623

Or just draw clothes on yourself to save time.

>>441619
Why on earth are you naked anyway? Where's your wardrobe?

A lock on the cabinet? Is this even your room?

Check if you're locked in.

After that, examine driver's license. Let's see who you are, besides Jane, naked, and kind of horny.

check vent shaft, and that corner over there. it's like there's something on the ground.

Are there sheets on the bed? You could wrap yourself in those.

Look on your phone speed dial and see if you have any fuckbuddies you could call. Otherwise tell us your preferred method of masturbation.

Just masturbate or something so we can get on to important stuff, sheesh.

The hell do you guys have against sex?

>>441931

Who said anything about sex?

I support not wrapping yourself in anything. That would be very silly.

>>441628
what he said, why ARE you naked? where are you? is this a hotel?

Set the camera on a timer and take a sexy photo of yourself for later use.

Do you remember why you're there? And most importantly HOW you got there?

Use KEY on DOOR

check camera for PICTURES that could be CLUES. or maybe PHONE for RECENT CALLS.

How long until this turns triple lovecraftian?

>>442180

If my hypothesis is corret, somewhere around the time we suggest to schlick furiously.

Cinnamon 2012/08/13(Mon)19:24 No. 442645 ID: 27fd94
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First you become unhorny my masturbating.
If theres one thing that gets you off, it's having pictures being taken of you while you are having sex.

[ANIMATED]

Cinnamon 2012/08/13(Mon)19:24 No. 442646 ID: 27fd94
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You go through a mental checklist of checking shit.

1: It is a vent. There is warm air coming out of it. Right behind the grate there is a fan.

2: It is another vent. It is probably an intake.

3: The door is locked. You do not even try to use the key, because it is for the COMMODORE.

4: You equip the bedsheet as temporary clothing.

5: There are no pictures on the camera other than the sexy ones you just took.
There are no contacts on the phone. There are some handy features though. They are:

PHONE
MAP
FLASHLIGHT
CAMERA

According to your driver's license Your last name is INGRAM. You were born on 1991/08/09. The license was issued one 2012/13/3. You have a CLASS E LICENSE, which means you can drive cars, light trucks, vans, and scooters.

Check your map so we can get our bearings!

Ooh! I think I know how this goes!

Look under and behind all the furniture. Use the phone's FLASHLIGHT function to look inside both of the vents, unless the phone's battery is low, in which case save it.

What is the COMMODORE? For that matter, what is that light blue thing on the wall above vent #2?

Cinnamon 2012/08/13(Mon)20:36 No. 442684 ID: 27fd94
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You check the MAP. The phone generates a very local map. This is the maximum range.

Look out the window.

>>442682

I'll give you a clue, it comes appended with the number 64, even though there were not 63 models before it.

Cinnamon 2012/08/13(Mon)20:59 No. 442709 ID: 27fd94
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You look under and behind all the furniture. Under the bed you find:
PANTIES
A LIGHTER
A DEAD CORDLESS PHONE
CAR KEYS AND A FOB

Behind the cabinet you find:

A GUN

Cinnamon 2012/08/13(Mon)21:00 No. 442710 ID: 27fd94
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You look out the window. You see a COMMODORE, but you have no way of telling if it is your one, since every single one is the same color.

>>442709
Oh hey, panties. Wear them so if you lose the bedsheet you will have at least half of your dignity intact.

Is the gun loaded? Can you reach that smaller room that's to the left of the door? It kindof looks like there's an opening.

If the panties are of acceptable cleanliness, and yours, equip them.

Check if the gun is loaded.

I also think it's important to know whether or not you know how to operate a gun. Take it even if you don't, though, just in case.

>>442709
Give the panties a sniff test to make sure they're clean, and assuming everything checks out go ahead and put them on.

Equip panties

On your head.

Wear panties. Look behind the picture on the wall and at the back of the picture, in fact inspect the picture for clues.

Can you unlock the door from this side and peek out?

Suggestion 2012/08/16(Thu)13:27 No. 443894 ID: 27fd94
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You equip the panties. This earns you one INVENTORY SLOT.
You examine the painting. It is a piece of corrugated cardboard with a picture of a dune with a tree in the middle.

Suggestion 2012/08/16(Thu)13:27 No. 443895 ID: 27fd94
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You examine the back of the "painting".

Suggestion 2012/08/16(Thu)13:28 No. 443896 ID: 27fd94
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You cannot open the door from the inside. However, you can look out the little window on it.
There is a LENOVO X230 parked outside.

Suggestion 2012/08/16(Thu)13:29 No. 443897 ID: 27fd94
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What now?

>>443895
That appears to be the color combination for the lock on the cabinet. You don't know which way is up though, so it might take two tries to get right.

Open cabinet, check if the gun's loaded.

Use that combination.

Change phone settings to vibrate. Store phone in INVENTORY SLOT

Try to open the cabinet with that combination and put the picture frame back when you're done. Let's see what's in there.

Cinnamon 2012/08/25(Sat)19:33 No. 447673 ID: eba327
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You use the code on the lock. It turns out to be right to left, which is green-orange-purple.
Inside there is a hole with a ladder sticking out of it, and some weights to keep the cabinet on the floor.
About the gun. You have no idea about guns and you are not sure how to check the ammo or anything.

>You have no idea about guns and you are not sure how to check the ammo or anything.
Okay, this may sound silly, but that means you're probably better off not carrying the gun around at all.

>ladder
That cabinet and hole seem a little small. Is it actually possible to climb the ladder?

Descend. We're done in this room.

Take the weights out of the cabinet, move cabinet so you can fit down the hole. Leave your stuff up here where it's safe, in case you find a key, or your clothes, or a bunch of valuables or whatever.
Seconding not messing with the gun in the slightest.

You found an exit! But first, pump iron to become beefy.

Cinnamon 2012/08/26(Sun)20:25 No. 448131 ID: eba327
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You equip the phone and set it to vibrate.
You remove the weights from the cabinet move the cabinet over. You climb down the ladder

There is a TOSHIBA SATELLITE parked in the room.

>>448131
Peek in it.

Is there a door you can open in here? If not, are the walls thin enough that you could use the TOSHIBA SATELLITE to make one?

Wait, I thought a TOSHIBA SATELLITE was a shitty laptop, not a shitty car. I had one at one point!

Is the car unlocked? Is there anything useful inside the car, in the seat pockets, in the trunk, etc? Are their keys for it?

Is there a garage door, large enough to get the car in and out of the room?

Is that door over on the ride hand side of the room unlocked?

How did a car get in here? Is this a garage or something?

Cinnamon 2012/08/27(Mon)20:50 No. 448610 ID: eba327
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The car is locked. You look inside. the owner seems like a huge tool.
The walls are made of concrete. There is no way the car is going to go through them. There does not seem to be any logical way the car got in here.
The door on the right is also locked.

Huh. I suppose we could break a window to get in if we really wanted to, but I don't see a point. Doesn't look like there's anything in there, and we can't drive it out. I suppose there could be something in a seat pocket or the glove compartment?

Is there anything hidden under the car? Or attacked to the underside with a magnet? The keys, perhaps?

>>448611
Ha. Yeah, check under the car.

There is always a logical explanation. Obviously the car was assembled here from parts brought in through that door in the back of the room.

>>448610
oh lord. is that a purple interior or is it filled up to the window level with grape juice?

Try the car keys and the remote fob.

Everything looks like it's named after computers. Is your town just obsessed with computers or is this some weird metaphorical town?

Er, philosophy aside, let's try the keys on the car. If it doesn't work, look out the window and see what car is flashing.

Cinnamon 2012/09/01(Sat)20:14 No. 450543 ID: eba327
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Yeah, its a purple interior. The key and fob works with the car. Inside you find some porn magazines.

Cinnamon 2012/09/01(Sat)20:15 No. 450544 ID: eba327
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However, you can't open the truck because there is a deadlock fitted to it.

Cut the blue wire!

>>450545

Seriously though those wires are cool looking. Take a closer look at them. Also you forgot to stealcollect the swag.

>>450543
Look around near the steering wheel. There's usually a lever, tab, or something that'll pop the trunk on most cars, but they're usually a bit hard to see and out of the way so they aren't hit accidentaly-