Schlick furiously.

Pleasure yourself with that scooter there.

turn it on so it vibrates.

Ethylbenzene 2012/09/28(Fri)00:44 No. 458503 ID: fae0c7
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LOGAN only happens to be passing by.
He just got back from buying more cooking supplies, being an ASPIRING CHEF, but was mistaken for a woman by the checkout lady as he left. Again.
Maybe it's the hair, but Logan likes it too much to change.
He's not feeling very happy, regardless.

He sees Mel as he passes, but is not sure what to say aside from calling out a simple 'Hello.' He is not watching where he's going.

Subjugator!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/28(Fri)00:50 No. 458507 ID: 259cce
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Goremace Skull-Defecator wakes up and goes outside to see the lovely morning sun.

OOPS! He seems to have accidentally destroyed a tiny motorbike! Vandalising someone else's property is inexcusable behaviour. Maybe this tiny woman with the telephone knows to whom it belonged.

>>458507
.... i think you went too far. i think the term OP is what is happening.

Ethylbenzene 2012/09/28(Fri)01:07 No. 458512 ID: fae0c7
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>>458507
Logan is further distracted from his walking by the totally normal sight and promptly walks right into a pole.

Subjugator!!AwZwHkBGWx 2012/09/28(Fri)07:22 No. 458545 ID: 3c90ac
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>>458512

Oh no, that beautiful lady has fallen over tragically, after walking directly into a pole!

Goremace Skull-Defecator promptly rushes over to help the lady to her feet. He asks her name.

That one guy 2012/09/28(Fri)12:06 No. 458572 ID: 34cbef
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After a very Interesting party that he attended the night prior, Phil decides to take walk the brooklynn street home. On his journey he sees a giant robot/golem/thing harrasing some sort of hippi and destroying buildings. Phillip is unsure what to do so he just ignores it for the moment.

Mel: reveal thyself as only a cardboard cutout of Mel. Where could she be!

Ethylbenzene 2012/09/28(Fri)14:04 No. 458588 ID: e56aa5
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>>458545
Logan asks Goremace to stop referring to him as 'Beautiful Lady' before telling him his proper name.

He decides to get drunk tonight and considers that haircut.

>>458588
Oh, don't cut your hair. Just give in already, and buy a nice dress and pair of kinky boots.

Stripper boots!
Stripper boots!

Ethylbenzene 2012/09/29(Sat)22:07 No. 458863 ID: 292079
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A very sudden rush of self consciousness hits Logan, though he's not entirely sure why.

>>458863
Pick the bag back up, get home, try em on, show us :3c

Dude, (slash dudette) don't be ashamed! It's perfectly natural.