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462696 No. 462696 ID: 0313a4

You wake up in a daze.
It appears that you're trapped in a box, but how did you get here? You can't remember a thing.
First off, are you a boy or a girl?
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No. 462702 ID: 6a5a08

Neither.

You are a man.

Now man the fuck up and snap out of that daze, soldier.
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No. 462703 ID: 6a1ec2

Delight at the suffering of others. Oh wait, there are no others. hmmmm.....
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No. 462704 ID: 0f60d7

Girl, sure. Press red light.
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No. 462705 ID: 86c3a7

♀, obviously.

Now go check out that annoying red light.
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No. 462706 ID: 5fd94e

You are a man....no you are the man.
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No. 462708 ID: dc4a44

Your gender is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in applewood-smoked bacon
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No. 462709 ID: 2bafff

Yes you are a Man, a Man who can get out of that box.
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No. 462710 ID: bbee3d

Keep it a secret. Be androgynous enough that everyone you meet is thrown subtly off balance as their subconscious tries to figure out your gender. This will give you a psychological advantage.
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No. 462713 ID: 6a1ec2

You are a woman.
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No. 462717 ID: 6e44d2

Man. Grab your balls. Yeah, the ones right between your legs. Feel them? Good. Give 'em a nice squeeze. You sufficiently acquainted with yourself? Fantastic. Punch the SHIT out of that red light, because that's what men do.
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No. 462719 ID: 12c19f

You are neither because I don't subscribe to your cis-gender agenda.
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No. 462722 ID: b6edd6

You are actually a robot!
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No. 462723 ID: 6cc859

You are the MANLIEST MAN.

You hate that people take the fact that you have a vagina to indicate otherwise.
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No. 462737 ID: 7b475b

You are a lady

Now undaze and punch that red thing
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No. 462738 ID: 0313a4
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462738

>>Your gender is an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in applewood-smoked bacon

Right, you honestly don't know what gender you are. Maybe you're a hermaphrodite. It's hard to tell when you don't have genitals.
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No. 462744 ID: 6a1ec2

Spiffycities, of course!
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No. 462745 ID: 0313a4
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462745

>>Now go check out that annoying red light.

You press the red light.
Nothing happens.
You guess you'll just have to wait, then.
Well, what's your name?
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No. 462746 ID: bbee3d

Your name is Gingerbread.

If you can't press the light, can you pull it off of... whatever it's attached to?

How big is this box, anyway?
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No. 462749 ID: 6a5a08

Your name is Punch Rockgroin.
Now are you going to let this stupid dark box contain you? Hell no! Break through the wall of that box with your fists of iron!
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No. 462750 ID: 7b475b

Your name is Slab Bulkhead and you run headfirst into that red light, just because
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No. 462754 ID: 6a1ec2

>>462749

I think you need to have hands in order to have fists.
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No. 462756 ID: d67cc6

Explore the box with your hands. Whisper sweet nothings to the box Feel for any seams or changes of the material the box is made of.
Wouldn't be surprised if you are being watched.
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No. 462758 ID: 6a5a08

>>462754
That is the logic of wimps. Rockgroin here is, while gender confused, still capable of being a badass.
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No. 462792 ID: 86c3a7

>>462746
+1 for delicious baked goods.
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No. 462807 ID: dc4a44

Bacon
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No. 462811 ID: 627a61

+1 for BEEF SIDEIRON.
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No. 462817 ID: 1e7d43

How about "Oren"?
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No. 462825 ID: 0313a4
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462825

>> Your name is Gingerbread

Yeah, that's it. Gingerbread.

>>Now are you going to let this stupid dark box contain you? Hell no! Break through the wall of that box with your fists of iron!

Luckily for this box, you're still feeling a bit weak. You don't have enough energy to break through the wall.
Too bad.
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No. 462826 ID: 0313a4
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462826

>>Explore the box with your hands. Feel for any seams or changes of the material the box is made of.
Wouldn't be surprised if you are being watched.


You feel along the wall for anything out of the ordinary.
You've found what you think is a button.
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No. 462834 ID: 86c3a7

Well, we haven't found any other options. Might as well push it.
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No. 462849 ID: 6a5a08

I do believe we have found Gingerbread's skill.
Press the button.
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No. 462853 ID: 6a1ec2

DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON
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No. 462874 ID: 3f9b86

Press the button, repeatedly.
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No. 462877 ID: b4b23e

Rotate the button.
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No. 462878 ID: dc4a44

lick the button
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No. 463001 ID: 0313a4
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463001

>>lick the button

You decide to lick the button. It tastes a lot like Snookie's legs. And that is not a good thing.
Not much happens, so you decide to just press the button.
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No. 463002 ID: 0313a4
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463002

It looks like that did the trick.

Fuck Yeah!
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No. 463007 ID: 6e44d2

Quick! Run out blindly without assessing your surroundings at all!
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No. 463013 ID: 86c3a7

Who's Snookie? I thought you couldn't remember a thing.
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No. 463015 ID: dc4a44

Snookie is not a memory but an ideal, that of complete elemental sleeze.

Now, headbutt the great outdoors.
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No. 463021 ID: 6a5a08

Execute protocol Delta Omega Seven: Punch the outdoors to assert dominance.
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No. 463080 ID: 8aefab

>>463021

Nono, headbutt outdoors to assert dominance. Or just out of sheer cantankerousness. You've been in a box! Let loose.
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No. 463141 ID: 6cc859

>>463080
Nah. Fuck the outdoors. Literally. Gotta work out your gender somehow, after all!
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No. 463149 ID: 0313a4
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463149

>>Quick! Run out blindly without assessing your surroundings at all!

Hells Yeah!
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No. 463150 ID: 0313a4
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463150

...Shit.
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No. 463152 ID: 0313a4
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463152

DEAR GOD.
YOU REGRET THIS DECISION IMMENSELY.
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No. 463153 ID: 6a1ec2

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO no wait I didn't.
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No. 463155 ID: c8be92

Ok, NOW is the time to assess your environment.
And then run screaming at the most dangerous looking part of it.
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No. 463157 ID: f2c20c

>>463152
Okay, now that you are sufficiently in pain, look around and see where you are.
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No. 463170 ID: 6cc859

>>463157
And have sex with it.
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No. 463210 ID: 6a5a08

This would not have happened if you asserted yor dominance over the stairs.
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No. 463218 ID: dc4a44

Find more buttons and press them.
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No. 463286 ID: 734c82

>>463170
With what?
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No. 463290 ID: 203dc2

Lick it suggestively.
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No. 463368 ID: 6e44d2

>>463286
It, bro. With it.
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No. 477474 ID: 6779b6

Get up and take it like an it
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No. 477498 ID: 0b7fa2

>>463153
LOL
Okay now assess your surroundings.
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