Already in shock I see. Excellent--that will keep you lucid! Onward to the infirmary!

Jay 2013/02/05(Tue)20:04 No. 490733 ID: 41765f
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>>490730
Hmm? What do you mean?

>>490733

The place with the insignia in the shape of a cross and also red. Well, pink more like. Shouldn't you know what an infirmary is?

Jay 2013/02/05(Tue)20:45 No. 490740 ID: 41765f
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>>490738
I KNOW what an infirmary is. I was wondering what you meant by "already in shock".

>>490740

Well, try to answer this. How many fingers am I holding up?

>>490752
This whole thing has made me smile so much.

Anyway, if you can answer the question correctly, just go through those double doors. If not, we might as well make sure you're fine at the infirmary.

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)15:35 No. 490927 ID: 41765f
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>>490752
I can't actually see anything. You're all simply voices in my head, the source of I suspect, being mild auditory schizophrenia.

God, I need some fresh air. I'm starting to get light-headed.

hey guys it might be prudent to mention Jay's GASH ON HIS HEAD

Hey, you're bleeding on the right side of your face. Get in the infirmary to at least look in a mirror.

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)18:30 No. 490955 ID: 41765f
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>>490951
What are you going on ab-

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)18:38 No. 490959 ID: 41765f
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oh

Yep, better get to that infirmary.

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)18:47 No. 490965 ID: 41765f
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so yeah probably gotta get to that imfernary now heh

black spots, oh god

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)18:57 No. 490969 ID: 41765f
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i grab the neasrest box i can find

cross on box

hopefully gauze

hopefully bandages

morphine

anything

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)19:12 No. 490985 ID: 41765f
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you have got

to be

k-k-kidding

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)19:19 No. 490993 ID: 41765f
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yknow

my legs

feel




.... i think ill just lay down and rest

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)19:33 No. 490998 ID: 41765f
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fall to knees

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)19:37 No. 491000 ID: 41765f
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i black out before i hit the ground

Hold onto your colon we're going on a wild ride!

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)20:00 No. 491008 ID: 41765f
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> "You fainted? How did you get out of there alive?"

See, I was wondering the same thing when I woke up. As it turned out, the reason no one sent anything after me was due to a large shipment of God-knows-what coming into the building, and I suppose it was a long awaited delivery that couldn't be interrupted by something as simple as a breakout.

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)20:08 No. 491012 ID: 41765f
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However, it seemed these freaks were getting a little bit more than they bargained for.

Their shipment of "toys" had been switched out with another package.

Jay 2013/02/06(Wed)20:18 No. 491019 ID: 41765f
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> "What had they been switched with?"

An overachieving, angry Turk.

Nat 2013/02/06(Wed)20:22 No. 491022 ID: 41765f
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Oh, they're gone.

Shame. I would have given anything to see the looks on their faces when I jumped out of the box and put a slug between their eyes. Assuming, of course, they didn't have their costume on.

Lucky them. They've been spared a swift, yet humiliating death at the hands of what they'll find to be their greatest adversary, Nat Nira.

I hear them in the hallway, though, so I'll probably be able to shoot them in a few minutes.

Check in any of the stacked boxes for suppplies

Nat 2013/02/06(Wed)20:45 No. 491030 ID: 41765f
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>>491025
Nothing that could remotely assist me in this mission is found in any of these boxes.

Well, this is the first box I've checked, but I'm not taking the chance.

I'm gonna suppose dildos are in the boxes, so grab one to use as bait

Nat 2013/02/06(Wed)21:00 No. 491035 ID: 41765f
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>>491032
Uh, No.

Contemplate the downy softness of Minky plush fabric.

Nat 2013/02/08(Fri)15:35 No. 491469 ID: 41765f
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>>491065
Instead of thinking about that, I should probably think about saving my friend, who I'm certain is still in captivity. Hell, he's probably too stuck-up to even try and punch one of these guys, given his petulant hatred for furries.

I bet he'd be a lot less stuck up in a nice comfortable animal costume.

Nat 2013/02/10(Sun)18:15 No. 491919 ID: 41765f
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>>491475
I'm starting to get a tad bit tired of your shit.

I bet a nice cozy fursuit would be just the thing to help you relax.

Why don't you cuddle up in a pile of plushies and we can talk about your feelings?

Suggestion 2013/02/15(Fri)17:22 No. 493235 ID: 41765f
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>>491962
>>491953

Shooting things helps me relax.

>>491953
>>491962
Look, I know probably everyone on this board is probably some sort of latent furry, but can you stop trying to (badly) psychoanalyze the Overachieving Turk (nice title, by the way) and get back to shooting Furzerkers?

Suggestion 2013/02/15(Fri)18:58 No. 493282 ID: 41765f
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>>493279
I like this guy, "One".

What should I do, One?

Yiffle merfle, then purrfle!

>>493283
WHAT?! NO!

IT WASN'T ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)19:08 No. 493289 ID: 41765f
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>>493283
I trusted you.

One 2013/02/15(Fri)19:10 No. 493291 ID: 5d98c3
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>>493286
trying to stop me, but you must listen! They're
g you! I'm the only one on your side

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)19:11 No. 493292 ID: 41765f
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>>493285
Oh, good.

Now what should I do?

One 2013/02/15(Fri)19:12 No. 493293 ID: 5d98c3
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>>493291

There is very little chance you can win sir, much of our legion would like nothing more than you to fall, in a comedic fashion. In any case you should get to saving your friend, after all it might not be you who was going to be the target of that conversion...
>>489821

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)19:31 No. 493299 ID: 41765f
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>>493296
Oh, shit! You're right!

I gotta get out of here and Save Jay!

Shoot the door.

>>493299
Less talk more do, unless you want to see your friend in a bear costume.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)19:40 No. 493306 ID: 41765f
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I burst through the door and into the hallway.

>>493306
SHOOT EVERYTHING.

Wait, conserve bullets! Only shoot the furries!

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)19:51 No. 493309 ID: 41765f
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I encounter one FURRY_GRUNT

>>493305
>>493309
Wait, fate may be playing with you, subdue this guy and remove his mask. I wouldn't put it pass the Villians to trick you into killing your friend Jay.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)20:28 No. 493332 ID: 41765f
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I go in for a punch!

My punch knocks off his head piece!

>>493332
Show HIM a MIRROR.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)20:38 No. 493338 ID: 41765f
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Well, it isn't Jay. But I won't let that deter me.

I let the enemy know I'm not playing games by clacking back the hammer.

"WHERE IS HE?"

>"Wh-who?"

"My friend! Your prisoner! The one you caught in Bayside!"

>"He's probably in the Grand Hall by now! Sinestra's trying to convert him!"

To the Grand Hall!

Actually he's passed out in the kinky infirmary, but for you to know that you'd have to admit to having spooky voices in your head.

>>493338
Ja. Head to zer Armory. Obtain eine Panzerfaust und zen eliminate ze bitch.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)20:45 No. 493345 ID: 41765f
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"Where's the Grand Hall?"

He points me to my direction. I fly.

>>493345
One should most certainly acquire firepower, or additional bullets. Find some kind of rifle, first!

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)20:53 No. 493349 ID: 41765f
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I come to a stop at a set of double doors.

What's beyond could be THE grand hall.

>>493349
...Are you sure you don't need eye protection? Or more bullets?

Who are we kidding, you'll only need one.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)21:05 No. 493355 ID: 41765f
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>>493350
Damn straight. Should I open the door?

>>493355
...Sure. That's what I meant. Open it.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)21:17 No. 493363 ID: 41765f
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I emerge into a hallway.

There's a pink cross above one of the doors. Hmm.

>>493363
Raid the infirmary. Terminate their wounded.

Nat 2013/02/15(Fri)21:39 No. 493378 ID: 41765f
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Doesn't look like there's anyone in here to kill.

TERMINATE THEIR BOXES.

And maybe loot some prosthetic cat ears. You never know when they'll come in handy.

What the hell kind of infirmary is that? Anyway there's nothing here but enema kits. Seems furries have a good deal of colon distress, for some reason.

quick, we have been infiltrated, you cant waste a moment longer! charge towards your enemy without any preparation, lest you be weakened from with! Now, while you still have your conviction, charge unprepared in mind or body into the very core of depravity! fear not, your mind is protected by a legion of untrustworthy furries! Gird thy loins,the time for battle is Neihehehe- OH DEAR LORD THEY'VE GOT ME! GO, DEAR TURK, AVENGE HUMANITY'S BEFOULMENT!

if you dont take a shit in those boxes i will get you

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)02:45 No. 507899 ID: 1a0006
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Alright, so where should I start looking for the Grand Hall?

Excuse the gap in updates that would make even weaver cringe, I just got done with a painful process of switching computers.

Make a wall of boxes blocking the door and sort inventory

Capture furry grunt, make it guide you.

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)09:11 No. 507907 ID: 1a0006
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Yes. It is perfect. They'll never get in here.

Now Show us the loot ye got thar matey!

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)09:35 No. 507916 ID: 1a0006
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Well, let's see here. Due to my immensely deep pockets, I can house a number of items, although they can't be too bulky. Luckily, my firearm takes 9mm ammo, which is slim enough.

whoops

What would you need a flashlight for?

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)09:49 No. 507919 ID: 1a0006
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>>507917
Well, I've been in a variety of situations that call for a flashlight. Worn down apartments, sewers, that sort of thing. I've been looking to get a smaller one, because of the limited space I have for-

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)10:12 No. 507922 ID: 1a0006
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HoLY SHI- Oh, it's just Jay. What's he doing-?

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)10:22 No. 507926 ID: 1a0006
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"Jay. The voices say they're just enema kits."

"Jay? Can you hear me?"

Hmm.

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)10:34 No. 507929 ID: 1a0006
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"Ya' all right there?"

What did he, faint? Pussy.

You have your pussy friend, escape while you can.

Nat 2013/04/27(Sat)11:12 No. 507935 ID: 1a0006
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>>507932
That I shall!

So long, fuzzy rape dungeon!

Wait, realize that there could be a fuzzy rape plot against America. Infiltrate the furry threat and save the world!

he got back up

Look over your shoulder just to make sure you are not trailing a fountain of blood.

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)05:24 No. 507994 ID: 1a0006
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>>507946
Nah, no blood. Good thinking though.

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)05:44 No. 507997 ID: 1a0006
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What is thi- Nevermind, I don't happen to care.

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)05:50 No. 507998 ID: 1a0006
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Well, this is it. I hope I've seen the last of combat.

There's a speck of something off to the right. If it's nothing, then proceed through the door.

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)11:40 No. 508028 ID: 1a0006
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> "He was supposed to be converted an HOUR ago!"

> "I'm sorry, Mistress, we've been busy with finding out what happened with the-"

Holy shit.

goo thing you have a gun.

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)12:53 No. 508035 ID: 1a0006
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>>508032
I should think so. According to legend, her parents spliced a human fetus with a fox fetus, giving her foxy-agility and all that. With her condition irreversible, she pledged to convert the entire race into hybrids like herself, starting with the people who whished they had her untreatable ailment. If anyone hates furries most, it's Sinestra.

Unfortunately, splicing DNA outside of fetal stages can lead to some pretty... disastrous results. Take for example, that giant fucking human in the rabbit costume.

strike a bargain with her, tell her you captured the escaped prisioner but he damaged your suit so it's being repaired, as soon as she turns, shoot her in the legs so she can't use her agility

Nat 2013/04/28(Sun)13:20 No. 508038 ID: 1a0006
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Of course, she could have the most angst-ridden story in the world, and I wouldn't feel sorry for her. Fooling with genetics crosses several lines, legally and morally.

>>508037
Whoops. Sorry, already uploaded that before I checked for suggestions.

Shoot!

if you can get a shot in her you can end this here and now.

Man, you're just like the fuckin' pro-lifers, all worked up about "what god intended".

>>508116
i think it's less that and more she is doing it to people that don't want it.