>>530923
Hands McGee, your age is 5 digits long and better left unsaid, and you work as a handyman for Armitage Inc. You live in Palm Springs, and drive a ...hmm. I'll leave the vehicle to someone else.

>>530924
You set the bar so high. Closest pun for a car I guess would be a neon.(with a faulty hand brake)

Go for Mini Wheats, but just a handful, you have plenty to do today.

What's your lower torso connected to?

'Andy.

Handa Civic, or perhaps a Chevy Impalma

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>>530955

Lower torso, you say? That's a very...

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good...

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questio--

ZA-POW!!

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You have been knocked unconscious by the Fist of the Fourth Wall. You'll probably be out cold for at least 12 hours.

DANG.

When you wake up, I wanna see how you eat frosted mini wheats.

>>530990

>> I wanna see how you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

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Buh...

You are tired. So damn tired. Your face hurts and your head is spinning. Where the heck are you, anyway?

>where are you
In front of a bathroom mirror pretending your hand is alive and punching it. No, wait! Not again!

...I mean, you don't know where you are or what happened. Get up, look around. Is it just me or is it darker now?

Oh no you lost all your memories! Again! Find hte light switch

>Where the heck are you, anyway?
In a bathroom
Inside a rocket
Heading towards to mars
Your trip last 5 years
Have fun!

A locked room.

>>531116
>5 years
Not even a Hohlmann approach would take that long.