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Birthday Eater Jeff 2014/09/18(Thu)21:58 No. 594699 ID: 78d314

This is Jeff. Jeff is living the American Dream. He has a stable job, a lovely wife and child, and a nice home. All is not happy times in Jeff's life however, for because he has dedicated so much time to his job, to acquire the nice home, he has left his wife and child neglected. More-so his child. Jeff named his son Charles, after either Charles Dickens, or Charles Manson. One of the two, he forgets. The point is, that today, the Eleventh of September, is little Charles' tenth birthday, and Jeff has made a point to make it the best birthday he can make it! However, Jeff has already fussed up at the starting line. Jeff slept right through his alarm, and only has a limited time until Charles gets home with his friends. So Jeff has found himself having to both prepare for his son's birthday, and complete some chores his wife left him! Woe is Jeff. Woe is Jeff.

Help Jeff complete a list of actions correctly before his son returns home! Given the limited time Jeff has, each action may only be done ONCE, but EVERY action MUST BE COMPLETED in order to properly prepare for the birthday! Can you help Jeff choose the actions in a proper order to prevent birthday catastrophe?! Probably!

List of Available actions. Remember, all of them MUST be completed, and each can only be preformed ONCE. Actions are in no particular order. Please choose an action to start Jeff's day.

Frost Cake
Shower
Fix Toilet
Shave
Get dressed
Get Bee Spray
Get Rid of Bee hive
Set Table
Brush Teeth
Jack Off Incessantly to Weird Tanuki Porn
Check Guest List
Buy Mint For Pastries
Check Cookbook
Eat Breakfast

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OVERLORD 2014/09/18(Thu)22:02 No. 594700 ID: a9b849

>Jack Off Incessantly to Weird Tanuki Porn

Look, if you don't get this out of the way right now, it's gonna be on your mind all day. And you won't necessarily get to do it if your wife returns before you seize the opportunity.

>>	48edce.jpg Aqua Ice Night 48edce The Ass of Hat 2014/09/18(Thu)22:17 No. 594701 ID: 48edce EAT YOUR OWN HEAD!

>>	8b533b.jpg Lavender Dusk Cake 8b533b Suggestion 2014/09/18(Thu)22:23 No. 594702 ID: 8b533b >>594700 Yes, good logic. Get the porn out of the way first.

Suggestion 2014/09/18(Thu)22:24 No. 594703 ID: 00b2db

>>Jack Off Incessantly to Weird Tanuki Porn

>Look, if you don't get this out of the way right now, it's gonna be on your mind all day. And you won't necessarily get to do it if your wife returns before you seize the opportunity.

Makes sense to me.

Jeff 2014/09/18(Thu)22:50 No. 594705 ID: 78d314
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Using careful careful logic, Jeff decides that the best course of action is to feverishly masturbate to some kick ass tanuki porn first. He proudly heads for the computer.

Jeff 2014/09/18(Thu)22:50 No. 594706 ID: 78d314
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After several hot, hot, sweaty seconds of ecstasy, Jeff TANUKIS all over his.. self. Goodness gracious Jeff is simply FILTHY WITH SEMEN! What a predicament! What task shall Jeff complete next?!

Frost Cake
Shower
Fix Toilet
Shave
Get dressed
Get Bee Spray
Get Rid of Bee hive
Set Table
Brush Teeth
Check Guest List
Buy Mint For Pastries
Check Cookbook
Eat Breakfast

>>	8b533b.jpg Lavender Dusk Cake 8b533b Suggestion 2014/09/18(Thu)22:55 No. 594707 ID: 8b533b Shower, I suppose. Remove semen.

>>	0ee153.jpg White Emerald Soda 0ee153 Pantalaimon 2014/09/18(Thu)23:06 No. 594708 ID: 0ee153 >>594706 Buy mint for pastries.

>>	2fd516.jpg High Belle 2fd516 Suggestion 2014/09/18(Thu)23:18 No. 594709 ID: 2fd516 Shower. REMOVE SEMEN

OVERLORD 2014/09/19(Fri)00:00 No. 594713 ID: a9b849

Great job, Jeff. Now you can shower, and effectively knock that, getting dressed, and possibly shaving (although you actually look clean-shaven), off the list. You could brush teeth in the shower, but you haven't had breakfast. However, skipping breakfast would let you brush your teeth, AND cross breakfast off the list. You'd just go hungry. Up to you.

>>	cdea65.jpg Purple Calling Chips cdea65 Taffer 2014/09/19(Fri)06:32 No. 594733 ID: cdea65 >>594706 Fix Toilet so after that you can shower can clean everything off.

>>	a9b849.jpg Ribbon Fluff a9b849 OVERLORD 2014/09/19(Fri)07:23 No. 594734 ID: a9b849 >>594733 This is a good idea, actually. Because you can be assured that you will feel less hygienic after cleaning the toilet.

>>	8b533b.jpg Lavender Dusk Cake 8b533b Suggestion 2014/09/19(Fri)09:32 No. 594746 ID: 8b533b >>594733 Actually, yes, that's a good idea. We'll do all the messy stuff first.

>>	879a42.jpg Princess Diamond Prancer 879a42 Agent six 2014/09/19(Fri)15:48 No. 594778 ID: 879a42 Fix toilet. Then clean the toilet.

>>	879a42.jpg Princess Diamond Prancer 879a42 Agent six 2014/09/20(Sat)00:15 No. 594879 ID: 879a42 Wait... Eleventh of September.... WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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