Eat all his food. See how he likes it.

The fool has pissed on his last fire hydrant... Locate a mega death laser and destroy him.

cut the face cut the face

Orion 2014/12/09(Tue)19:36 No. 610373 ID: 0eaf76
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You devour all of his food as a sort of revenge. It tastes like dirty sponge but you are determined to showcase your hatred.

Now that you have completely disgusted your taste buds what should you do?

Lure him on a table, then kick him off the table Garfield style.

pee on the carpet ... blame stupid dog!

>>610373
lick yourself then hork up a nasty hairball to throw at the dog

>>610362
Lament in the fact that eating the Stupid Dog's food won't have given you the nutrition you require but rejoice that that Stupid Dog will be violently shitting itself all over from having eaten yours. It has already committed your revenge for you.

Orion 2014/12/09(Tue)19:45 No. 610379 ID: 0eaf76
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You bathe yourself with your tongue then you proceed to gag up a big, slimy hair ball. If you throw it at Stupid Dog maybe he'll respond. You throw it. Stupid Dog is too Stupid to care.

Drats! His low IQ will be the absolute death of you, you swear.

>>610379
Get your swag on and don't give no fucks about the stupid dog

Raise anger meter

Orion 2014/12/09(Tue)19:49 No. 610383 ID: 0eaf76
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Maybe enhancing your swag will make Stupid Dog not matter anymore. You put on your swaggiest gear and swag it out.

You feel kinda dirty and that only makes you more mad. The Stupid Dog is mooning you as well.

Perfect time to kick him. Make sure your owners/servants are not around.

>>610383
Scratch his nose.

Orion 2014/12/09(Tue)19:55 No. 610386 ID: 0eaf76
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You walk up and kick him with your Super Mega Ultra Swag Kick of Death.

He's indifferent. You were not strong enough to overcome his stupidity.

If he is too stupid to feel pain, or know you are insulting him, then lets try to force him outside.

>>610386
drag him out the door by his ears

Tell him there's a whole lot of free food at the dog pound!

Orion 2014/12/10(Wed)19:30 No. 610579 ID: 0eaf76
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You drag the Stupid Dog outside and leaves him on the porch step. What an idiotic poophead.

You order the dog to stay and shut the door.

>>610579
Now glare at him through a window.

>>610587
Before that, make sure you block the doggy door.

Put a bear trap by the doggy door. Alternatively play fetch with him on the freeway. Or poison his food.

(Or ,maybe learn to accept him for who he-ppfff no nvm.)

Call the dog catcher using your best human impersonation.

Now do the happy cat dance

BUT WHILE FULLY ENRAGED.

Make sure the dog can witness your ironic display of begrudging joyous celebration.

Orion 2014/12/11(Thu)17:01 No. 610774 ID: 0eaf76
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You set up a bear trap by the door and then grab the nearest phone, dialing the dog catcher.

"MROOWWW MROW MRRROOOEEWWWWW"

"Hello?"

"Mrow! Meeeoow! Mrrrr!"

*click*

THOSE SCUMBAGS. THEY HUNG UP ON YOU.

Wow, you're a smart angry cat.

Frame the dog for murder, call 911, leave the line open so that the police come to check?

How about making it look like the dog broke valuable people stuff so they see how horrible he is and get rid of him.

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)18:00 No. 611766 ID: 0eaf76
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CORRECT. If you break everything in the house and blame it on Stupid Dog, the humans will have to get rid of him!

You grab the nearest expensive looking antique vase and throw it on the ground. You then smash it up with your foot. You are now bleeding profusely.

Quick, steam the wound with boiling water and pick out as many shards as you can!

Damn owners leaving dangerous items like that in the house. We must now find a way to get rid of the humans as well.

Orion 2014/12/14(Sun)19:13 No. 611828 ID: 0eaf76
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...Wait. What kind of owner would leave such a DANGEROUS object lying around?! Clearly you must destroy the humans too.

No no, the humans bring the food to you, they are still moderately useful. Stay on target, the dog must suffer first.
THEN the humans.

Shit on their pillows. That'll show them.

let the dog back in so you can frame him for the vase, bleed all over the house, frame the dog for the vase, draw pity from humans when they see your sad state. they will consider the dog a hazard.

Despite your anger and against your will, you feel a little bit guilty for breaking the vase and mistreating the stupid dog.

Then go break another vase. Arrange the broken pieces into the word "DOG". That way, the humans will know that the stupid dog is responsible. It's practically the perfect crime.