Fall with style.

>>621664
Look down below!

this seems totally normal. try to sleep

Go home Phil, you are drunk!

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/22(Thu)19:03 No. 621687 ID: 30efb9
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>>621666
Phil is does not know how to fall in style while wearing pajamas.

>>621669
Phil looks down. There does not appear to be ground.

>>621671
Phil just woke up, it is not time to sleep.

>>621685
Phil acknowledges that he could be drunk. Phil does not know how to get home from here.

Spread your arms and atempt to fly over to the house in the background. Well, it technically not "flying" but you get the idea.

>>621687
Try flapping your arms.

If there's no ground, how can you tell you're falling and not floating?

look around and make sure you're not in a tornado or something, cause if I remember the wizard of oz right something similar to this happened in that movie before everyone woke up in oz.

>>621687
That seems to be a person, lets try and aim for them.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/22(Thu)21:07 No. 621702 ID: 30efb9
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>>621688 >>621689
Phil manages to direct his fall towards the house. Flapping his arms does not seem to help with anything except making Phil look silly.

>>621690
The wind makes it seem like he’s falling, but it is possible that Phil is just floating.

>>621696
Phil doesn’t see any obvious signs of a tornado, but Phil does not really know how a tornado would look from inside.
Phil hopes he is not going to Oz, because then he would inevitably have to sing, and he does like to sing, but other people emphatically do not like him singing. It would probably end up just like that incident 3 years ago, except with more midgets.

Phil has arrived at the house. Phil thinks he can hear something from inside.

enter the house

Crash through the window, and burst through the opposite wall.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/22(Thu)21:43 No. 621709 ID: 30efb9
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>>621704
The door is locked.

Phil can definitely hear something coming from the house. It sounds like it could be a person.

> ? : "AHHHHHH!"

Yep, screaming. Probably a person.

Sounds like they are having fun. Try the window, and If that doesn't work, grab the roof and pull yourself around to the other side. It looks like a bedroom from the outside.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/22(Thu)23:07 No. 621719 ID: 30efb9
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>>621710
Phil checks the window.
Hay, there is a person in there.
> ? :"AHHHHH!"
Still screaming.

Knock on window. Try to get their attention.

Wave to them and try to get their attention, signalling the door, and tell them to unlock the door. If they don't or can't see you, go around the house, it looks like their back door is open.

Knock on the window, say hi. Ask to be let in.

rolled 16 = 16

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>>621719
Fall into the window and go through it.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/23(Fri)14:02 No. 621816 ID: 30efb9
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Phil knocks on the window.
The person inside stops screaming.
Phil waves, and gestures at the door.
The person goes over to the door.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/23(Fri)14:02 No. 621817 ID: 30efb9
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Phil enters the house.
Phil thinks the person in the house is a woman. It’s hard to say, she (or he) is rather androgynous.
She seems nervous.

>>621817
So. What's all the screaming about.

Ask if they're all right. There was a lot of screaming.

"So which bastard sent what looks like a whole town into some endless fall?"

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/23(Fri)17:01 No. 621837 ID: 30efb9
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> Phil: “Are you alright? What’s all the screaming about?”

> girl: “No, I am not alright. Look around, how could I be alright. We are falling in a seemingly endless abyss. If it is not endless then, given our speed, we will likely go splat before we can recognize that the ground exists. That is in fact one of the more pleasant scenarios, because it won't be death by starvation. I’m having a hard time imagining how I could be alright at the moment.”

> Phil: “That’s reasonable.”

> girl: “… You’re weird.”

> Phil: “Any idea who sent what looks like a whole town into some endless fall?”

> girl: “No, but if someone is responsible, I want to carve out the bastards lungs with a sewing needle.

>>621837
"Same here. Still, there's not much to really do while we wait for our demise, is there?"
Subtly edge in the suggestion of fucking in freefall.

Well, if we do hit ground, we'll probably be dead before we know it. No point worrying. And as for starvation, we can go out and look for food I guess. There's a lot of stuff falling.

>>621837
Kindof a downer, aren'tcha.

Next, we should go and check out that tower that was in the first photo. Tell the girl to wait here, and then go and do a cool stunt where jump out the door and go flying.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/23(Fri)19:48 No. 621884 ID: 30efb9
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>>621846
Phil feels that any amorous advances would be inappropriate at this time.

>>621846
> Phil: “If we do hit ground, we'll probably be dead before we know it. No point worrying. As for starvation, we can go out and look for food I guess. There's a lot of stuff falling.”

> girl: “How can you be so calm about this?”

> Phil: “Should I not be?”

Look outside the window and try to spot something interesting. Maybe there is a way out.

Look outside the window and try to spot something interesting. Maybe there is a way out.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/23(Fri)21:59 No. 621901 ID: 30efb9
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>>621890
Phil looks out the window. Near by he can see a tower, a desk, a boulder, a big bag, and a giant cube.

Grab the girl's hand and jump out the door. Fly towards the tower, peter-pan style. Try and grab the bag on the way over.

>>621935
"COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE."

Er, well, I guess we could also see if there's anything of note here before we go wandering off.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/25(Sun)12:02 No. 622150 ID: 30efb9
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>>621948
The stuff here belongs to the girl, and Phil can return here later, so he decides to move on.

>>621935
Phil Grabs the girl’s hand.
> Phil: “Come with me if you want to live.”

> girl: “What?”

Phil jumps out the door.

> girl: “AHHHHH!”

And she’s screaming again.

Phil directs his fall to the bag. Phil is getting good at this. The bag is larger then expected. Phil cannot easily take the bag over to the tower. He could checkout the bag, or continue.

Check out the bag while waiting for the girl to realize there's no point in screaming.

>>622150
Open the bag, try to keep what's inside from spilling out.

If you tip the bag upside down and then open it, all of the stuff will stay in.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/26(Mon)14:49 No. 622324 ID: 30efb9
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>>622229
Phil flips the bag over and carefully opens it.
Immediately the bag inflates and drags Phil up like a parachute.
The rope pulls tight and the bag closes.
What looks like a golf club fell out of the bag and down beyond Phil’s reach.

Phil determines that, while interesting, that was not the desired outcome
The sudden action has stopped the girls screaming, so silver lining.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/26(Mon)14:51 No. 622326 ID: 30efb9
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Phil flips the bag back over, and carefully views the contents.
Inside the bag Phil sees a crate, a television, various canned foods, rope, socks (a lot), a icebox, and 3 (lovely) sticks of dynamite.

There are other odds and ends in the bag, but nothing Phil thinks is note worthy.
It will likely take a second person to remove anything large without other things flying out.

Take anything small and then head out to the tower. We can come back after we explore

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/28(Wed)18:08 No. 622712 ID: 30efb9
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>>622341
Phil is currently wearing pajamas that notably do not have pockets. He cannot carry many things without someplace to put them.
Please be more specific. Phil can take socks, some rope, cans of food, or sticks of dynamite.

Take the dynamite. We may need to blow something, or someone, to bits.

Can't the girl carry some of this stuff?

Take the bag back to the house. Be sure to nail down any plants and animal cages you find, in order to develop a self-sustaining base. If all the items only fall in a specific area, then you may need to construct some kind of "fence" to prevent yourselves and your base from floating out of reach of the various items.

Also, how do light and air work in this place?

There are only two ways I know of to escape the Elemental Plane of Falling;
1. To land
Or
2. To fly to the top!

Okay, new idea: What if we blew up the dynamite below us, causing us to be launched up, up, and away! Maybe we can escape

>>622749
That is scientifically proven to be a thing that happens exclusively in movies and nowhere else

>>622751
PFFT, LOGIC! Who needs it when we are in THE GOD DAMM ELEMENTAL PLANE OF FALLING! And if it does back fire, who needs legs? Not me!

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/01/31(Sat)11:28 No. 623004 ID: 30efb9
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>>622716
Phil takes a stick of dynamite. This leaves 2 in the bag. He can carry at least one more thing.

>>622717
Yes, the girl could carry something if Phil asks her. She even has pockets.

The bag is rather large. Phil cannot easily move it places. It would need a sail, or some other construct / contraption to move. There is plenty of rope in the bag Phil could use to this end.

Phil has no idea where the light is coming from. It seems everything outside is clearly visible. There is a constant wind. Phil believes this is do to falling, but has acknowledged the possibility that he is mistaken and floating. Phil is glad that he can breathe.

>>622742
Phil has no idea how to make either of these things happen, but wishes to do so.

>>622749
Phil likes this plan, but without some sort of dish to harness the power of the explosion it would be a wast of dynamite. Even then, Phil does not think it would carry him high enough, or if there even exists a “high enough.”

Chuck her the two sticks of dynamite, and keep one yourself for emergency. If she can carry anything else, give her a can of food.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/02/01(Sun)19:11 No. 623224 ID: 30efb9
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> Phil: “Catch.”

Phil gently tosses the girl a stick of dynamite. The girl catches it.

> girl: Is this TNT? Don’t throw TNT at people!
> Phil: No. It’s not TNT.
> girl: Well that’s good.
> Phil: It’s dynamite.
> girl: What! What’s the difference?!
> Phil: From a practical stand point dynamite is roughly 25% better. More technically, the two are vary different. TNT is a compound of-
> girl: Whatever! Don’t throw explosives at people!

Phil hands the girl another stick of dynamite, and a can of food. The girl stores them in her pocket. Phil takes the last stick of dynamite.

Put the food and socks in the icebox, get back to the girl's house, store the icebox, go back to the bag, open the box, go to the tower.

>>623228
Get the girl to help you with that. So there's food and stuff for later.

Then explore the tower. (Why not?).

Tie each other together with the rope, and then head straight for the tower.

>>623224
The whole point of dynamite is that it's stable enough to be handled normally. Unless it's sweating. Sweaty dynamite is bad dynamite, the sweat is nitroglycerine and that is pretty unstable. Don't throw nitroglycerine at people you like.

Store food in hat

Or put the cans in the sock and tie it to your arm

Wrap the rope around your arm. Or maybe your torso. You don't really have to carry it with your hands.

Alternatively use it to tie the bag closed, and pull it to the house, where you can store some stuff.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/02/10(Tue)10:35 No. 624467 ID: 014ed7
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Phil stuffs some of the food and socks into the icebox. In the ice box there was already ice and packs of blood.
Phil wraps some of the rope around himself. Phil places two of the cans in socks, and ties them to his arm. Another rope is used to keep Phil and the girl from drifting apart. Phil closes the bag.

Phil & the EPoF Dyslexic52 2015/02/10(Tue)10:35 No. 624468 ID: 014ed7
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Phil and the girl are able to move the icebox to the house and store it there. They go to the tower.

Check for traps first.

Well, try the door, then! Gotta get inside somehow.