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624034 No. 624034 ID: a2236e

You are a 17 years of age and a boy!
And after 17 long boring years, you are free in a new large city! Now you are on a quest! A quest to work at a cafe! It may sound boring, but ever since you were a little kid, you`ve always wanted to!

But first, you need a name, it`s bad enough that your appearance is striking, but if you keep your real name they`ll find you!

Now choose a name and an action!
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No. 624136 ID: 676d70

Tell the voices in your head your secrets.
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No. 624141 ID: 330ce5

Count currency and if you are able go mask shopping. If you are unable to acquire a mask, go eat a bagel.
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No. 624214 ID: 5ed0cb

Burn down a cafe and claim it as your own! This will also say to the other shops, "DON'T MESS WITH ME!". You'll be a hit in days!
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No. 624216 ID: 321d85

>>624036
Yes, good! Resist the crazier suggestions! Now go find the yellow pages, or a computer (try the library)!

Also, do you have any money?
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No. 624411 ID: 5e8892

You must first learn the art of coffee before you work at a cafe. Learn the different kinds of coffee. Taste the different kinds of coffee. Travel the world. Become the coffee master. Only then, will you be able to work at a cafe. And your cafe will be the best cafe.
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No. 625784 ID: a2236e
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625784

"They" consist of your family, your 3 fathers, your mother, your brother, and the hospital staff in which took care of you since you were just a newborn.

You have 900 dollars, AKA your entire allowance over the course of most of your life. (Sorry for being gone for so long!)
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No. 625788 ID: 46df9e

Well our first step should probably be to find some affordable living spaces first, then we can locate employment oppurtunities.
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No. 625797 ID: 161883

Is your heart set on a cafe or have you considered a gelateria or bubble tea shop
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No. 626657 ID: 5e8892

Why has the hospital staff been taking care of you since you were born? That seems to be an awful long time to be taken care of by a hospital... are you ok, health-wise?
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No. 627970 ID: a2236e
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627970

Good idea, as you walk around the city trying to find a place to stay, you begin to fully explain your situation. One. You are positive you want to work at a Cafe! Two. No, you`re not ok health wise, in fact there`s a good chance you could drop dead in anywhere to a few minutes to two years or so.
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No. 627971 ID: 9297f4

Got any meds to take for that? Is it a heart problem or something? Also, why is one of your fathers Sanic?
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No. 627972 ID: a2236e
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627972

One. THAT`S RACIST AS FUCK! Not all hedgehogs are Sonic, what the hell man?! Two. You were just, born bad, rotten. Your body can`t handle anything, in fact a minor cold could kill you. You haven't even grown right! You have no pigment! You`re all white!
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No. 627987 ID: 534cc4

>>627972
............*Cough*
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No. 627988 ID: 9ddf68

good to know. Also I who the hell is that behind you?
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No. 628017 ID: a2236e
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628017

??? What? This city is full of people who specifically?
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No. 628030 ID: 5db52c

>>628017
We specifically meant the one person who appears to be looming directly behind you.
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No. 628053 ID: a1ea4a

you should look for a doctor... perhaps that guy behind you is one?
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No. 628064 ID: a2236e
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628064

Hey, hey kid

Wanna buy some love?
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No. 628065 ID: 5db52c

>>628064
Um, no, thanks. Sorry, didn't realize I'd wandered into the red light district.
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No. 628067 ID: 9297f4

Does it come with a free STD?
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No. 628107 ID: a2236e
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628107

Oh no, not THAT kind of love, friend. I mean THIS kind!

The man pulls out a bottle of pink stuff, the tag reads "Inno"

I promise you this is the real deal! 100% real innocent puppy love! Like nothing you`ve ever tasted before!
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No. 628108 ID: d3be40

Back away slowly.

Tell the nice merchant that you're willing to take on courier jobs but otherwise you want to increase the distance between you and that bottle of canine-based hepatitis-infested absinthe.

And say "Please and good day".
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No. 628110 ID: a2236e
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628110

You do just that, but the man is persistent.

"You sure kid? You look pretty sickly, you`re parents been feeding you right? Come on! Sample taste is free~"
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No. 628114 ID: 1d3e68

"It's not because of them that I look like this good sir.
Thank you for your offer, and good day!"
Say that and walk the other way!
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No. 628115 ID: 46df9e

We are most certainly very sure my good sir. Is there anybody else around to see this creeper pestering you?
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No. 628116 ID: a2236e
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628116

You do just that, but the man is following you.
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No. 628117 ID: a2236e

When you look around, you don`t see many people...
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No. 628120 ID: 46df9e

There has to be a more populated area somewhere around here, try to find one.
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No. 628121 ID: a2236e
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628121

As you quicken your pace you try to find a more crowded are-

*BAM*

You slam into someone very, very, big.
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No. 628122 ID: 46df9e

Say your apology to the hopefully nice bear.
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No. 628123 ID: a2236e
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628123

What the fuck do you think you`re doing?
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No. 628125 ID: bd8b82

"running from someone trying to sell me love, sorry i wasn't watching where i was going"
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No. 628127 ID: d3be40

"I'm sorry, I was running from a drug dealer! That weirdo was trying to sell me 'True Love'! What IS that stuff, anyway?!"

If the merchant is still behind you, please ask the bear if he can help you out.
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No. 628184 ID: a2236e
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628184

GODAMNIT ROSS! STOP HARASSING KIDS, YOU`RE SCARING THE POOR GIRL!
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No. 628187 ID: bd8b82

"so uhhh, can i go now?"
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No. 628188 ID: a2236e
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628188

Yeah sure kid just gimmie a sec and I`ll take you home to your parents!

WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT BOTHERING YOUNG CHILDREN! IF YOU WANT TO SELL THAT SHIT, SELL THEM TO THEIR PARENTS!!

Awwww, but she looked so sickly, even for a kid.

SHE`S LIKE FUCKING TEN YOU ASS

Don`t swear around children!
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No. 628198 ID: a1ea4a

try to sneak past them while they argue
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No. 628206 ID: 5db52c

Sneak away while they argue. You don't want drugs, but you also don't want to be taken back to your parents.
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No. 628259 ID: f5705c

Either sneak away, or excuse yourself, saying that you are in a hurry, in this case, say thanks to the stranger. (also, it may be good to explain that you are, in fact, male.)
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No. 628407 ID: 100d4e

Time to be a ninja.
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No. 639481 ID: a2236e
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639481

I`m a boy sir.... and I`m 17, I`m not a kid...

They look at you like your insane.
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No. 639485 ID: a2236e
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639485

Yeah no, kid you`re coming with me, there`s no way you`re 17.

God help me.
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No. 639524 ID: 348712

Say that you are in a really hurry right now, if he could let you go, just this time. Remember to look cute and look at him in the eyes, just to be sure.

In case of this failing, act like it were some kind of kidnap.
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No. 639532 ID: 6141de

Be a no good pickpocket and take his wallet.
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No. 639559 ID: e85f74

Provide the necessary ID (or fake ID) to convince the bear otherwise. Also say you're looking to get hired in a cafe, bear seems like a rough but good guy.
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No. 639660 ID: a2236e
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639660

You assure the man that you are indeed 17.

HAH! I like this kid, can I take him?
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No. 639669 ID: 3526b1

Hell to the no. In other words, BITCH YOU BETTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
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No. 639712 ID: a99b84

ok, if we have to choose, we better go with the bear...

Where is he going to take us anyway?
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No. 639761 ID: 79940c

Okay, look, I appreciate the help with the creep over there but this whole rounding my age down is getting kind of annoying.

If I were gonna lie about my age I'd pick a number that qualified me for booze!
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No. 639923 ID: 100d4e

Look, kid, didn't we tell you to get away from these creepos? Maybe you should try to get to some place public with lots of people around to keep them from doing something bad. Or if something bad does happen, a lot of people at least can help you.
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