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628357 No. 628357 ID: 9d972f

You're name is Malachi, and you have a decision to make.
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No. 628358 ID: 9d972f
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628358

Should you buy flowers, or weed?
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No. 628360 ID: 7656df

flowers!
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No. 628361 ID: 87e11a

Buy the flowers and smoke them.
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No. 628362 ID: 9d972f

Buy the weed, obviously.
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No. 628363 ID: 321d85

Flowers is probably a better life choice.
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No. 628364 ID: 9d972f

>>628357
Please god forgive me of my sins

why the hell did I write "You're"
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No. 628365 ID: 9ddf68

why do you need to buy flowers in the first place?
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No. 628366 ID: 321d85

>>628364
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *I* forgive you, at any rate.
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No. 628372 ID: 88960e

Depends. Is someone expecting you to get them flowers?
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No. 628374 ID: baaf70

Buy dandelions. They are a flower and a weed.
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No. 628376 ID: 9297f4

>>628374
YES.
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No. 628378 ID: 330ce5

Dandelion is the way to go.
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No. 628432 ID: 9d972f
File 142594122192.png - (14.73KB , 688x500 , ME3.png )
628432

>why do you need to buy flowers in the first place?

Someone you care about might want them. But, times have been really hard lately, what with them and all the things that have been happening. You honestly just feel like hitting a spliff and forgetting it all.

>flowers!
>Flowers is probably a better life choice.
>Depends. Is someone expecting you to get them flowers?

Flowers... Would probably be the better choice. And no, they aren't expecting them. They aren't really expecting anything, you guess. But, flowers it is then.
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No. 628433 ID: 9d972f
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628433

You approach the flower shop and walk inside, greeting the lady at the front counter.
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No. 628434 ID: 9d972f
File 142594139894.png - (9.06KB , 688x500 , ME5.png )
628434

She introduces herself as Joi, and asks if she can be of any service. You explain that you need to get an arrangement of flowers for someone.

She asks politely what the occasion is. You're not entirely sure what you should say to her, being that you are sort of uncomfortable discussing the subject at hand.
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No. 628440 ID: 330ce5

Ask Joi for a arrangement that would make someone feel special. That could vaguely direct her in the right direction.
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No. 628441 ID: d3be40

Tell her you just want some damn flowers.
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No. 628450 ID: 5db52c

Experience a vague sense of déjà vu, where Joi is the person you're here to buy flowers for, and the flower salesperson, and dead.
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No. 628451 ID: 7656df

just say its a gift for a friend becuase something happened. no need to be specific, and itll hopefully make her not pry too much
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No. 628455 ID: 9ddf68

just a surprise gift for a friend.
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No. 628465 ID: de646c
File 142594899592.png - (15.75KB , 688x500 , ME6.png )
628465

You explain that you'd like an arrangement that would make someone feel special. When prompted for a person, the first thing that comes toy uor mind is your mother.
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No. 628466 ID: de646c
File 142594915386.png - (9.63KB , 688x500 , ME7.png )
628466

She says that you're gesture is very sweet, and that she could definitely whip something up.

She also refers to you as a "dashing young man," and asks you what you are doing later tonight. She explains that she might have the arrangement finished by the time that they close tonight, and if you wanted to, you and her could hang out.
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No. 628468 ID: d958ad

...are you getting the flowers for someone who's dead?

Agree to hang out. You could use a change of pace.
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No. 628469 ID: de646c

bend her over the counter and fuck her viciously.
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No. 628471 ID: 5db52c

>When prompted for a person, the first thing that comes to your mind is your mother.
So that means you were lying, right? They're not for your mother.

>flirting
I'd comment that's unusual behavior for someone at a flower counter, but she thinks you're here for your mother.

Depends on who you're really getting them for. If you're not otherwise romantically entangled, I suppose it's not a bad thing.
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No. 628477 ID: 2980a5

>>628466
Take her up on her offer, its not like you have anywhere to go anyways.

Also be oblivious to her advances.
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No. 628483 ID: 9ddf68

well do you have any plans for tonight or do you have any reason to say no? if you answered no to both might as well take her up on her suggestion.
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No. 628490 ID: ce3b31

"I would be busy tonight but I just spent my weed money on flowers for a reason I won't even tell the voices in my head about because it's a secret."
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No. 628789 ID: 5cdce2
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628789

You think hard on this for a moment. You don't really have anything else going on at the moment. And, a change of pace would definitely be nice. you've been slugging along for such a long time. Worrying every day. Never getting enough sleep. It's not even really HER fault. You just worry. A whole, WHOLE lot. But still...

You come to the conclusion that you need this. You need this desperately. Social interaction. Something other than your shitty job, your shitty friends who you've lost contact with, and everything else in your life that's shitty.

Plus, the girl is just cute.
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No. 628790 ID: 5cdce2
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628790

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No. 628795 ID: a19cd5

>>628790
rad. Time and place?
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No. 628806 ID: 330ce5

Time to exchange phone numbers and ask her if there is anywhere special she would like to go.
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No. 629395 ID: ce3e9e
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629395

{Updates will continue tomorrow. Thank you for participating so far, I can't thank you enough!}
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No. 629401 ID: b3960f

>>629395
Please hurry, I must know if Malachi gets those flowers or not, the suspense is killing me.
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No. 629738 ID: ce3e9e
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629738

Joi asks for your name, and you politely reply. Malachi. Nice name, she says.

She jots down her phone number neatly on a small slip of paper and hands it over to you.

She also asks where you would want to go tonight, if you did hang out.
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No. 629751 ID: d3be40

Go to the mall and buy her some cheap clothing and then craft some better clothes that look like all that overpriced fashion-of-the-minute ^&*(.
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No. 629782 ID: 4c4455

Take her out to a halfway decent restaurant? I'm not talking McDonalds, and I'm not talking Red Lobster. Somewhere in the middle.
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No. 629911 ID: ce3e9e

Take her to Taco Bell because you don't have very much money and Taco Bell has awesome food.
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No. 629938 ID: f75cf9

>>629911
No.

>>629782
Yeah, somewhere along the order of Chipotle, Applebee's, Denny's, Togo's.
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No. 629963 ID: 7e15da

>>629938
But we literally just spent our last few dollars on the flowers, id doubt even with the money we could pay for oursleves, no instead go to a park, she likes flowers and best of all you dont have to pay anything.
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No. 630043 ID: 77a20b
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630043

You tell Joi that you'll have something in mind for later tonight, maybe you can get something to eat and take a walk through the park. She says that it sounds perfect, and you pay her for the flower arrangement.
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No. 630044 ID: 77a20b
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630044

You part with Joi and make your way back to your apartment. You know that you have a little bit of money stashed away somewhere, and it would be just enough to get you through tonight with your new pseudo-girlfriend. You think that's what she is? Whatever. The money WAS for weed, but you figure that this is a much better alternative spending method.

Malachi walks all the way around to the back of his building and up to the top floor, where he lives in room 120.
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No. 630045 ID: 77a20b
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630045

You are now in Malachi's apartment.
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No. 630049 ID: 7e15da

>>630045
Cool, lets get that money and then twiddle our thumbs around for about five hours.

By the way, you never said who the flowers were for, im guessing someone pretty important all things considered.
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No. 630050 ID: 9297f4

Put those flowers in a vase with water, freshen up(take a quick shower if you have time), and grab the cash. As for a restaurant, you can't go wrong with some kind of Italian or a Applebee's. Then go on your walk, look at the stars, a fountain if they have one, and just talk. Don't talk about religion or politics unless they start with that topic. As for a perfect time for a kiss, that'll be tricky. But at the end of it all, walk her home, say you had a great time and give her a kiss then if you haven't already.
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No. 630051 ID: 77a20b

{ Also, the discussion thread for this quest is now a thing.

http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/89697.html }
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No. 630060 ID: 350a50

Check what's on the news.
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No. 630083 ID: f75cf9

Make a mental note to get a bigger TV stand, or at least move it out of the middle of the floor. You're bound to knock it over one of these days.
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No. 630254 ID: adb551

You can't have a proper date without any of the proper head wear!
Put on that cool hat of yours, and increase its coolness attribute by wearing it backwards.
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No. 630258 ID: 9ddf68

put the flowers in a vase or somewhere where they wont die quickly and then watch some TV for a bit. Once it get's closer to the time of your date get up and freshen up a bit.
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No. 630303 ID: 77a20b
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630303

{I am very very sorry for breaking schedule, and I will be updating as soon as I can. I can't find my tablet pen anywhere, so there you go. Updates will resume as soon as possible, so please please bear with me. Thanks!}
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No. 632057 ID: ce3e9e
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632057

>Put those flowers in a vase with water
>put the flowers in a vase or somewhere where they wont die quickly

Oh sillies, Malachi hasn't gotten the flowers yet! Joi said she would have them finished by the time work ended, so he'll get them when she gets off her shift.

You note that your TV stand sucks (and so does your tv as a matter of fact), as you move past it into your kitchen. Now where did you put that extra money?

{We're back in business folks, so sorry about the huge delay!}
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No. 632058 ID: 296917

>>632057
In the cookie jar?
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No. 632059 ID: 9297f4

Obviously in the hollowed out electrical socket. You just tell guests that it gives off a weak charge.
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No. 632060 ID: bd8b82

under the stove
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No. 632065 ID: d3be40

In the freezer behind all the ground meat?
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No. 632103 ID: 7f7eb7

>>632057
In the hole in the wall
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No. 632327 ID: 708533

That blue tile in front of the oven looks smaller compared to the others. Check under that.
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No. 632899 ID: a0d907

Where would you keep cold hard cash? The freezer of course.
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No. 632941 ID: 6a6b12

the hole in the wall!
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No. 632957 ID: 261aff
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632957

You check everywhere you can think of.

There is nothing weird about the wallpaper peeling in your kitchen, there is only food in the fridge, and the wall socket is just that, a wall socket. You still cannot remember where exactly the money is, but you do know it's here.

The kitchen is basically the only place you can store things, aside from your bedroom, which is small and currently holds only a bed.
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No. 632958 ID: 296917

>>632957
Did you check in the cabinets?
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No. 632959 ID: 9297f4

Well, if it's not the cabinets, then it must be in under the bed. OR MAYBE IT'S IN THAT HORRIBLE TV STAND.
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No. 632972 ID: 261aff
File 142821283051.png - (13.68KB , 688x500 , ME16.png )
632972

Oh god, how could you have forgotten the cabinets? After the sudden thought crosses your mind, you remember where you stashed the money, along with some other things.
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No. 632973 ID: 261aff
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632973

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No. 632975 ID: 296917

>>632973
Looks like drugs to me. As it is not-money, check the next one over.
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No. 632976 ID: 261aff
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632976

Ah yes, here we are.
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No. 632977 ID: 296917

>>632976
I'm not seeing the cash. Is it in the bong?
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No. 632979 ID: 261aff
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632979

You remove the contents of the cabnet, which include (1)Bong, (1)Small Baggie, and (1)
Pack of Cigarillos.

You pull the small wad of cash out of the baggie, which also happens to contain your weed. You keep a couple hundred dollars here in case of emergencies. Does a unplanned date count as an emergency? Whatever, you're using the stuff anyway.
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No. 632980 ID: 261aff

>>632979

The spoilering of this image was accidental, sorry.
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No. 632987 ID: f75cf9

>>632980
You can probably get it edited by reporting it.

>>632979
Couple hundred dollars? That should be more than enough. Even if you go to a fairly fancy place I wouldn't expect you'd be spending more than forty or fifty.

So uh... I dunno, what else do you need to do? Trim up? Dress up nice? Just kill time?
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No. 632991 ID: 296917

Think about where you're gonna go. What are nice places to get dinner? Are there any good movies showing?
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No. 633002 ID: 708533

Spray some febreze or something on that cash. Wouldn't bode well for your date if you pay in money that smells straight up dank.

If you have time, catch a shower too.
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No. 640048 ID: 0d2a2f
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640048

You febreeze that shit real quick. Don't want to pay with money that smells like ganja.

Speaking of smells, you might want to take a shower. It would be a pretty bad scene if you showed up to your first date smelling like... Well. Goat.
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No. 640211 ID: a1ea4a

So, what are you waiting for? Go straight to the shower!!
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No. 640215 ID: 9297f4

Girls love when you smell nice. Get to smelling nice.
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No. 640363 ID: 5c8258

>>640048
you paid your water bill right? go take a shower
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