webrunner 2015/04/19(Sun)17:42 No. 635383 ID: ce3b31
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Let's see just how you did this. I think that it should go into the report.

What is this probably-doomed person's name again?

And please, what was their gender, and two adjectives that describe them. In your own words, please?

Ash Remly
Female
Busty
Slut

Jack Braxton.
Male.
Shifty and quick-witted.

N: Trevor
G: Male
a1: Lazy
a2: Stoic

Lena Rendón
Female
Crafty and surreptitious.

Edward Lemmings
Male
Gullible
Flightless.

Albert Benson
male
getting on in years, masculinity personified

hank
male
propane
accessories

sam
neutral
quick
skinny

STUD BEEFPILE
MALE
HUGE
MANLY

Para Traverse
Female
Determined
Neurotic

Groovedream Lovefreak
Male
Confident
Salacious

Frank
Female
Morose, Sarcastic

webrunner 2015/04/19(Sun)19:15 No. 635398 ID: ce3b31
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Verifying data:
Name: HANK RENDÓN
GENDER: MALE
A1: HUGE
a2: SURREPTITIOUS

HANK is the world's largest super-spy. He is also the most secretive- nobody knows what organization he works for, not even the organization he works for. He's the only one who knows his missions and then he eats the paper he writes it on just in case.

webrunner 2015/04/19(Sun)19:20 No. 635399 ID: ce3b31
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HANK is currently asleep in a bed that is too small for him.

But, of course, every bed is too small for HANK because he is HUGE.

ADJECTIVE QUEST uses the ADJECTIVE ACTION SYSTEM
Your current charge can hear you, and can answer questions telepathically.
Any actions you suggest will be considered by your charge, unless they directly oppose one of his ADJECTIVES, in which case he will refuse.
Conversely, any suggestion that is in line with an ADJECTIVE he will always agree to.

There are ways for a character to gain adjectives during the course of the adventure. In this world, ADJECTIVES are POWER.

start the day in the way of hugeness. a huge yawn and a quick work out to get the blood pumping.

How are you supposed to be surreptitious while being huge? Doesn't your size make you stand out- make you too memorable to be a spy?

Anyways, wake up, sneak out of bed, leave a body double so it looks like you're still in bed, just in case.

Eat a huge breakfast to feed your huge frame.

Find a chick with a huge rack and give her a huge ring with a huge diamond then give her a huge baby.

Tread the cacophonous floor carefully as you take grand steps to your extensive supercomputer and your conspicuous breakfast.

The hearty breakfast is laced with hallucinogenic poisons, so you don't eat it. Instead, you have a redundant breakfast maker hidden in a shadowed cabinet. Your excessive paranoia compels you to produce an alluring meal right in front of your overwhelming supercomputer and then discretely consume breakfast in an underserviced compartment.

webrunner 2015/04/19(Sun)19:48 No. 635406 ID: ce3b31
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>start the day in the way of hugeness. a huge yawn and a quick work out to get the blood pumping.

HANK jumps out of bed and lets out a HUGE yawn and begins his morning HUGERSIZE

Hold on, are you a wire? Wait wires work the other way. Are you my contacts? You must be. Nobody else would be in my head.

>How are you supposed to be surreptitious while being huge? Doesn't your size make you stand out- make you too memorable to be a spy?

People tend not to look up.

>Anyways, wake up, sneak out of bed, leave a body double so it looks like you're still in bed, just in case.

Way ahead of you. It's not even my real body double, it's my secret second one that doesn't look like me. JUST IN CASE.

>Eat a huge breakfast to feed your huge frame.
There's no breakfast here. I'll have to go somewhere else first.

>There's no breakfast here. I'll have to go somewhere else first.
Sneak to kitchen, eat hug breakfast.

Throw on a huge yet nondescript bathrobe first.

Go into the kitchen, then! Not the room that looks like your kitchen where all the food is laced with laxidives, the one with the enteramce hidden behind the bookshelf.
You open it by pulling out your large-print oxford's combined dictionary and thesaurous.

Find the biggest secret compartment in your nonchalant apartment and extract your unassembled breakfast. Carefully analyze each unique piece before fervent consumption.

Then put on some dull clothes.

Go admire your most prized possession that no one must ever no about before moving its super secret hiding place as you do every morning.

Pull indistinguishably book-shaped lever, opening secret door and initiating automated breakfast sequence.

webrunner 2015/04/21(Tue)19:44 No. 635760 ID: ce3b31
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Alright, I think we may need to have a huge briefing on this mission and my current status:

One: I wouldn't have a supercomputer in one specific place like that where anyone could find it.

B: I don't have a house, it would tie me down too much to a single, and therefore non-clandestine location.

And three:

webrunner 2015/04/21(Tue)19:45 No. 635761 ID: ce3b31
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This is an IKEA

oh, well stealth away with several nearby bits of cloth and use secret techniques to turn it into a huge suit.

Move past the boisterous crowd undetected, using the elephant-in-the-room subtle trick.

And GET AN EXCESIVE NUMBER OF CLOTHES ALREADY.

Eat a huge amount of Swedish meatballs for breakfast, somehow without being noticed,

...unless you have clothes hidden covertly in the not-room, you're going to have to improvise something out of towels / bedding / fabric. I don't think Ikea stocks clothes, at all.

Retrieve your secret censor bar remote and set it from HUGE to MASSIVE

Ooh, ooh. You could "borrow" the clothes right off of people without them even noticing!

webrunner 2015/04/22(Wed)18:38 No. 635920 ID: ce3b31
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HANK SURREPTITIOUSLY sneaks drapes, bedsheets, etc, and fashions a HUGE spy suit out of it.

Adjusting his HUGE makeshift tie, he stalks the corridors unseen.

webrunner 2015/04/22(Wed)18:38 No. 635921 ID: ce3b31
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HANK has one goal in mind: one mission:

THE ASSASSINATION OF IKEA PRIME

Hack the nearest elevator so that you are inconspicuous to security cameras and at blurry speeds.

Also, find a wide parachute.

Obtain improvised parachute. Just in case you need to make a sudden exit from the tower.

Do we... are we assasinating the building?
Okay then.
First stop: Kitchen. Sneak down the fire escapes to the kitchen level.
There, we will make explosives out of the ingrediant they use to give meatballs such an explosively meaty taste.

>Do we... are we assasinating the building?
Blowing up the whole building to eliminate one target isn't very circumspect. ...although the explosion would be huge.

Discreetly search for Ikea Prime's assembly instructions if you follow the instructions backwards pulling apart what your supposed to put together that should make destroying it easy enough.

webrunner 2015/04/24(Fri)19:08 No. 636259 ID: ce3b31
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IKEA PRIME is said to be the true head of the world's Ikeas- where they get their power. Presumably he is on the top floor of this, the IKEA CITADEL, but it is not known how many floors it even has.

webrunner 2015/04/24(Fri)19:09 No. 636260 ID: ce3b31
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HANK fashions a HUGE PARACHUTE out of bits of cloth. As HANK is not a TAILOR or a PARACHUTE SPECIALIST it's probably a crappy parachute, but it might help? Maybe?

webrunner 2015/04/24(Fri)19:10 No. 636261 ID: ce3b31
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HANK comes to a crossroads

Where do?

Crossroads? Where you are heading, there are no crossroads. Do a huge jump and burst through the ceiling.

To Strange Geometry! Words are power! (Well, adjectives specifically.)

>but it is not known how many floors it even has.
This is IKEA. They're constantly assembling new floors from kits. As time progresses, it only grows huger. Frustrating, if admirable.

>where go
Shortcuts aren't surreptitious. Strange geometry is similarly obvious. To the bath desks!

>>636261
STRANGE GEOMETRY!