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647477 No. 647477 ID: 1d1817

>"HONOOOOOOOOR!!"

With an epic crash you burst through the flimsy defenses!! You regain your balance and stay on your guard!

After a long travel from your homeland of Dollar Star, you have arrived with your companion to the neighboring province of Great Price! You have one ultimate objective: to locate your great lord, Lord Halfoff, who disappeared in these lands during his search for the elusive Dark Lord Fullprice.

But before your honorable quest to save him can get underway, you must remember yourself! Are you the powerful jouster in training, Squire Ten Percent, or the crafty stablehand, Squire Twofor One?
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No. 647479 ID: b9cef6

We are of course the honorable Shopping Cart Jouster Ten Percent.
Ten Percy to friends.
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No. 647481 ID: 13ba33

indeed, onward brave souls
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No. 647485 ID: 1d1817
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But of course! You heft your lance as all becomes clear. You are Ten Percent (Ten Percy to your friemds).

>"Come, Twofor!!" you shout. "We search for our lord, FOR HONOR!!!"

>"Aye, mate," Twofor heartily replies! "Let us make GREAT haste, FOR OUR LORD!!!!"

You stride valiantly forward at a strong, brisk clip. If you had a cape it would be billowing intimidatingly, you imagine!! You place a cape on your list of things to acquire in this quest, right under the most important acquisition, a mount to do battle from.

BUT HARK!!! A peasant glares at you from his workstation!
>"Dude, what the fuck?!" the lowly peasant cries. "You just jumped throught the fucking--!! Is this a robbery?!"
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No. 647491 ID: b9cef6

"Of course not, good workman! We search for our leader, the noble Lord Halfoff! I spy a cleanup severely needed in the isle behind you. One of Dark Lord Fullprice's favorite tools of terror! Did our lord go thataway?"
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No. 647507 ID: 164c83

>>647491
I can't top this, at least not at the moment.
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>"Of course not, good workman," you cry! "We search for our leader, the noble Lord Halfoff! I spy a cleanup severely needed in the isle behind you. One of Dark Lord Fullprice's favorite tools of terror! Did our lord go thataway?"

>"No no no, nobody's been down there!" the peasant asserts. "Your lord guy's not here, so--"

>"HARK!!" Twofor One calls from the aisle in question! "Do my eyes decieve me, or are these the tracks of SUPERIOR DEAL, our lord's steed?!"

The peasant begins to sweat profusely. Your exceptional skills of deduction are telling you he may be hiding something...! What will you do?!
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No. 648008 ID: b9cef6

I think this peasant has been giving customers BAD DEALS.
Accuse him of doing so. If he repents, all is well.
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No. 648104 ID: bd8b82

he must know about the great steed, press em.
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