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654635 No. 654635 ID: dfe0d5

You have just dropped out of college. However, you aren't worried because you are friggin adorable.

Your path in life became clear to you last night during a moment of drunken realization. Obviously, you were meant to be a POP IDOL SENSATION. Soon everyone will know the name...
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No. 654636 ID: 26e769

JOHNNY FRUMPSWOGGLE.
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No. 654637 ID: bd8b82

jessie stardust
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No. 654638 ID: 15fae4

>>654635

HEARTLESS LOVER!
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No. 654641 ID: 17b4e2

Elizabeth Summer!
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No. 654646 ID: 61a9fc

>>654635
SHANK BEEFSLAB!

But seriously, Loine Shanks. Your father is a butcher that's too enthusiastic for his job.
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No. 654649 ID: 88960e

Dropout Failure-chan
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No. 654655 ID: fbc59e

Zorara Saliver!
...which is an alias!
Your acutal name is Zoe Brown.
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No. 654678 ID: 6b0329

Dropout Failure-Chan seems like a pretty good name to appeal to all of the 18-34 hopeless un/under-employed demographic.
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No. 654696 ID: a19cd5

BIGGIE SMALLS
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No. 654703 ID: 0fc976

Cherry Pop!
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No. 654724 ID: defceb

Dropout Failure-Chan!
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No. 654726 ID: 26e769

Dropout Failure-chan is the best. It is the very, very best.

I change my vote to Dropout Failure-chan.
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No. 654840 ID: 330ce5

Jazzy cue.
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No. 654880 ID: dfe0d5
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654880

"... DROPOUT FAILURE-CHAN, GET DOWN HERE AND OPEN SHOP."
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No. 654882 ID: dfe0d5
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654882

Your name is LOINE SHANKS but your family has taken to calling you DROPOUT FAILURE-CHAN because of how much you suck at life and your love for cute anime characters.

Your father is the overly passionate local butcher and has been trying to convince you to take over the business for years... But you are way too FUCKING KAWAII to be a butcher! He will not stand in the way of your ascent to STARDOM!
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No. 654886 ID: a19cd5

No no, make that your IDOL THEME! Cute Horror, ludicrous gibs in soothing pastels, gothic lolita errywhere, etc.
That shit writes itself man!
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No. 654888 ID: defceb

>>654886
Dropout Failure-Chan, the cute horror themed pop star!

So much meat on-stage she could throw a bbq after.
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No. 654906 ID: b19c84

If you are to be the most kawaii pop idol sensation, you must make everything you do kawaii! This is training!
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No. 654916 ID: 0fc976

Play air guitar on a meat cleaver.
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No. 654958 ID: 6b0329

If your 'idol career' was actually a better meal ticket than cutting and selling meat your father wouldn't be in your way. Seriously, if you were famous that would be a boost for the family business. Obviously that's not the case (yet) if he's yelling at you to open the store so you need to stop staring at yourself in the mirror and get to work on developing your skills, connections, wardrobe, fame, and list of sponsors and clients until he isn't yelling at you to open the store anymore.
So who's your agent, what's your contract like, what are you practicing, what is your next performance, huh? If you don't have any real plans yet or anywhere better to start I'd say try being a stripper for a while: You get to practice being 'kawaii' and sexy, and getting paid at the same time. The experience performing for an audience certainly wouldn't hurt either.
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