>>675685
Become a woman.

>>675687
It's the only option.

Rip the duct tape off of his mouth.

karate chop background mountain in half.

>>675687

This. Obviously.

Stand on one leg.

kill the giant many legged tick behind him, less it drink his blood.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rip that stupid mask off his face.

The one that has a hipja standing on a giant's left toe while the sun explodes.

Go eat a bagel.

>>675688
True.

HERE IS A WOMAN kanelel 2015/10/10(Sat)07:39 No. 675787 ID: ad936f
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Gender reassignment surgery successful, THE MAN is now THE WOMAN aka HEAD BITCH IN CHARGE.
(s)he gains the following:
+2 boobs
-5 upper body strength
+5 dexterity
+5 pain tolerance

She never did like the sun, always sitting up there in the sky, being bright and red. Red like blood, or the soviets. It's an eyesore, looks like a big red tick. Yes, the sun just has to go. But how?

Gain more boobs. 2 is not enough.

Nuke the sun until it goes supernova.

>>675787
You will starve it, of course. Starve it to death.

Embargo.

Beat it into submission.

kanelel 2015/10/10(Sat)12:39 No. 675817 ID: ad936f
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http://strawpoll.me/5701568

kanelel 2015/10/10(Sat)13:53 No. 675843 ID: ad936f
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Direct approach it is, but...

How do into space?

>>675843
Take nasa by force.

Use the world's largest and most durable trampoline.

>>675843
Ask someone to grab your boobs

>>675817
Well, you hate the Soviets...
.. and they have rockets....

pick up a tree, throw the tree, jump on the tree before it gets too far.

call it a coward and insult it until it faces you like a man.

>>676330
I vote on going full tao pai pai/mercenary tao.

>>676330
I vote on going full tao pai pai/mercenary tao.

>>675843
grab your waist and pull upwards, you look strong you should be able to keep pulling until space.

HERE IS AN ENEMY kanelel 2015/10/17(Sat)14:07 No. 677239 ID: ad936f
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>>676328
Silly suggester, the soviets are a myth, a story told to scare patriotic children. "Eat your peas or the soviets will send you to the gulag." HA!

Unfortunately she does not have enough bullshit to literally pull herself up by her bootstraps, but she'll keep it in mind for later.

>>676417
The sun is too far away to hear...

She decides to head to NASA's space tower thingy. It should be tall enough to let her reach the sun, if she can make it all the way to the top. Outside the tower stands the NASA Guardian, he looks bored. How will she proceed?

Use your newly acquired feminine wiles to seduce him!

>>677239
Seduce him, then steal his armor.

kanelel 2015/10/18(Sun)08:12 No. 677492 ID: ad936f
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The woman strikes what she thinks is a seductive pose, and says, "Hey there, uh, sexy guy~"
The NASA Guardian remains unphased. Damn, he's good.

>>677492
Appeal to a common enemy. The sun must be roasting them in that armor, right?

If that doesn't work, rip the spike-shield out of the ground and begin pummeling with it.

>>677492
Point toward the left like something intense over there exists, but in fact it doesn't exist.

1/2 kanelel 2015/10/24(Sat)13:09 No. 679093 ID: ad936f
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>>677506
The NASA Guardian continues to ignore her attempts at communication.

"Hey! Look at that thing over there! You mute piece of shit." She says, pointing at nothing.

The NASA Guardian successfully(?) distracted she rushes in and grabs his shield, tearing i-

kanelel 2015/10/24(Sat)13:09 No. 679094 ID: ad936f
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"OW! SHITFUCK!" Oh god it hurts! The laser (heat-ray? death beam?) pierces her shoulder, severely limiting her ability to use her arm. Luckily she lacks any shoulder-based vital organs.

This guy seems pretty tough, this is as good a time as any for her to unleash one of her secret techniques. But which one?

>laser
Oh, that's what the red dot on the spike was. I assumed it was blood or something, dang it.

>this is as good a time as any for her to unleash one of her secret techniques. But which one?
Suplex them right into that sun they're trying so hard to save. You love the sun so much? Why don't you ever visit.

Unhinge your jaw and bite his head off

>>679094
Karate chop with right arm!

Kick him into the sun, give the sun a taste of whats coming to it.

Open up a gate to another universe with your secret special karate chop move and kick him into it.

1/3 kanelel 2015/11/28(Sat)09:02 No. 686030 ID: ad936f
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"RAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"

2/3 kanelel 2015/11/28(Sat)09:03 No. 686031 ID: ad936f
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BWOOP

3/3 kanelel 2015/11/28(Sat)09:03 No. 686032 ID: ad936f
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Huh. Maybe she overdid it a bit? Looks like she's out of power, she'll have to find some way to replenish that. Oh, and maybe fix that whole ruined shoulder thing.

She's injured, weakened, alone in enemy territory. Her skill set consists almost entirely of combat maneuvers which she is currently incapable of using. She is faced with an impossibly tall tower which she is tasked with scaling, the dangers it holds are unknown, but presumably numerous.

What do?

We need to search for power ups to consume, or lesser enemies to crush and build up our combo meter with.

Plant yourself into the ground and photosynthesis your health back.

Just climb up the outside of the tower.