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685811 No. 685811 ID: e22c39

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No. 685812 ID: 2ccbb3

Gobble Gobble
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No. 685813 ID: e22c39
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685813

Hello. I am Friptag.
As you can see it's Thanksgiving and I have no turkey.
>_
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No. 685819 ID: e22c39
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685819

What ever should i do?
>[Insert Command]
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No. 685820 ID: 8f6f10

flip the table
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No. 685821 ID: 0461fb

You should go to the store and just buy one.
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No. 685832 ID: e597e1

>get gun
>go forest
>use gun on turkey
>get dead turkey
>go home
>cook turkey
>eat turkey
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No. 685844 ID: d9d287

Frip yourself until you're in a good mood and you don't care about the turkey so much?
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No. 685861 ID: ad936f

1. Strip
2. Gobble gobble
3. Curl up on the table
4. You are the turkey
5. ???
6. Profit
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No. 685862 ID: 73f4d6

Google it.
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No. 685869 ID: 8371c4

purchase a turkey
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No. 685870 ID: 6e773d

Why eat turkey on thanksgiving? The pilgrims ate deer, not turkey. Celebrate the true thanksgiving by finding natives to eat venison with then proceed to kill them all whilst taking their land, driving them further and further to the west.
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No. 685881 ID: 081b1c

>>685819
take a giant dump and mold it into the vague shape of a turkey, plasticwrap it, and swap it for one at the supermarket

performance art AND free turkey
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No. 685895 ID: 86cfc3

>>685819
Capture someone, roast them alive in place of a turkey.

If you wait till they've already eaten thanksgiving diner they'll even come pre-stuffed.
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No. 685899 ID: 0fc976

Jump through the ceiling and intercept an air squadron of turkeys mid-flight.
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No. 686043 ID: e22c39
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686043

>>685832
I Don't own nor can i afford a guy

>>685821
Great idea! let me get to my car.
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No. 686044 ID: e22c39
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686044

>>686043
...
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No. 686045 ID: e22c39
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686045

>>686044
Nothing happened.
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No. 686046 ID: e22c39
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686046

>>686045
Well my car is missing.
Worst, my insurance doesn't cover theft.
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No. 686081 ID: 86cfc3

Welp, time to steal one of your neighbor's cars, then. We're playing musical vehicle theft.
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No. 686121 ID: 8e19b4

Oooooor we could just walk. Either way. Also, report your vehicle stolen (unless you yourself are going to steal a car, in which case, probably not a great idea).
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No. 686130 ID: ad936f

>I Don't own nor can i afford a guy
Freudian slip?
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No. 686160 ID: 15a025

Well your either calling a taxi now or going on foot like a real man.
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