... ... ... this sucks.
... damn rock is too hard, it won't do at all. you need to find a better pillow.
Try sand.
You need something in which to put the sand, for better effect.
>>693749 What's nearby?
>Try sand. too itchy. >You need something in which to put the sand, for better effect. i don't have anything on me right now.
>What's nearby? it's my box. i woke up in it a few hours ago. no pillow in there ether.
Is there anything else on the island? Try north.
>Is there anything else on the island? Try north. there is a green forest to the north.
>>693771 Let's go in there, then.
>Let's go in there, then.
after a short stroll through the forest, i stumble on lonely cabin in the middle of the woods.
cabins have beds! knock first.
>cabins have beds! knock first. there is a note the door. -gone fishing- i knock anyway -knock-knock- ... ... ...looks like nobody home.
>>693780 See if you can get inside. Is the door unlocked? How morally flexible are you? Could you, say, smash the door open with that axe, then steal the owner's pillow?
waltz in like you own the place
>waltz in like you own the place done. AXE obtained
>>693783 Hey a box! Open it, see if there's a pillow in there.
>Hey a box! Open it, see if there's a pillow in there. there is no pillow inside. just a pink teddy bear.
A teddy bear is just a disguised pillow!
hug teddy sleep on red chair. blend in.
Hack off the back of the chair with your ax, use it as a pillow.
Take the bear.
Ummm...having radically disfigured their home, you should probably not fall asleep here. FYI.
does the chair have cushions?
>>693786 Check out the bookcase. Why's there one book missing?
>A teddy bear is just a disguised pillow! i don't want to rest my head on it's plush crotch. it's filthy. >Take the bear. >hug teddy sleep on red chair. blend in. TEDDY BEAR obtained ... ... ... i can't sleep like this. >does the chair have cushions? nope
>Check out the bookcase. Why's there one book missing? i can't quite see from here. somebody is coming.
hide atop the bookshelf
>hide atop the bookshelf -what happened to my door?! -what happened to my house?! pale person is about to blow a fuse. what do?
>>694034 Jump out as soon as they take another step in the door.
go apeshit on him! bite him, smack him, anything!
sneak past them.
>>694034 Wait until they check on the coffin then jump down behind them and escape. Leave the bear behind, because like you said it's filthy.
>Wait until they check on the coffin then jump down behind them and escape. >sneak past them. >Leave the bear behind, because like you said it's filthy. i quietly sneak behind the owner of the cabin. i drop TEDDY BEAR next to the door.
i make a run for the woods.
>>694067 Looks like a plume of smoke or something in the distance, head there.
yes, the search must continue.
Shake pine needles out of the trees until you have a comfy little pile.
>Shake pine needles out of the trees until you have a comfy little pile. ... ... ... it's all pointy and comfy at all.
>Looks like a plume of smoke or something in the distance, head there. >yes, the search must continue. flimsy looking suspended bridge up ahead. chasm is really wide... looks like the only way across is through the bridge.
Welp, across the bridge we go. ...Double check the bridge for sturdiness and a lack of trolls.
>Welp, across the bridge we go. ...Double check the bridge for sturdiness and a lack of trolls. -the bridge condition is "flimsy" -there are no trolls in sight
... ... ... snap~
Grab the bridge.
>Grab the bridge. that was a close one... sadly i'm still on the same side of the chasm.
swing into the cave
>swing into the cave ... ... ... woosh~
hmm looks like this cave is already occupied. ... ... ... i didn't expect to have guests today. creature made of stone with one eye invites me to have a cup of tea.
>>694334 Okay sure. ...what's in the box?
explain your quest for a pillow.
>Okay sure. I take a cup of tea. >...what's in the box? a number of paper envelopes... -uhm... it's my tea collection. nothing to do out here most of the time. just drinking tea and watching sky up there. >explain your quest for a pillow. - oh, well sorry, i can't help with that. we stone-folk don't actually do sleeping.
well, finish tea then ask how to get out of cave without splatting.
Seduce the cyclops.
Yes we must seduce the cyclops
>>694340 Do you know anyone around here who might have a pillow?
>>694340 How... does he leave the cave?
>well, finish tea then ask how to get out of cave without splatting. >How... does he leave the cave? -... usualy i simply climb. oh don't worry can take you back up. >Seduce the cyclops. how? >Yes we must seduce the cyclops why? >Do you know anyone around here who might have a pillow? -hmm i think humans might have something like that. thou i didn't see one for quite some time. they used to have a village at the base of a mountain. but it's been a looong looong time ago. i guess you can still check it out.
after nice warm cup of tea stone one eyed creature helped me back up the cliff. -oh right i almost forgot to intoduce myself. my name is Lapida. well this what my maker called me. ... -uhm... this is the part where you usually tell your name. at least i think this how it suppose to work.
Gorm.
>how? Compliments, being nice to her, showing affection, being your naturally sexy self. >why? So you have someone to sleep with! Even if she doesn't sleep. Your whole quest is about sleep, isn't it?! >>694722 Sure.
Sataniel/Devaniel
Mandingo
Toro.
>>694721 El Diablo But most people just call us El
El Diablo
>>694721 Craspy
>>694721 Lets go with El Diablo, and ask Lapida if there is any other way to cross the fissure.
>Sataniel >El Diablo "Sataniel Diablo but you can call me El." i tell to a stone creature. after a short climb i'm back at edge of a chasm. "well it was nice to meet you El. so what are planning to do now?"
First, we're gonna get a sack, and then we'll put some birds in the sack and shake them around 'til their feathers fall off. Bam, pillow.
>First, we're gonna get a sack, and then we'll put some birds in the sack and shake them around 'til their feathers fall off. Bam, pillow. but where would i find a sack and how would i catch the birds?
A farm for both and you would run fast. Eh, just go right.
>>709875 We should go to that village at the base of the mountains and ask for help.
>>709875 You'll improvise!