Left, no one ever chooses left so that's where they would be hiding!

This is about originality! Go left.

Zoysiak 2016/02/14(Sun)10:09 No. 701825 ID: 09bd57
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You encounter the Grim Reaper. What do you say to Death?
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Ask if he can give you cool death powers

>>701825
How would death like it if you delivered a lot of captain badger minions to him today.

Zoysiak 2016/02/14(Sun)10:17 No. 701830 ID: 09bd57
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The environment starts to shift, the surroundings start to blur and move around as if you're drunk or on some kind of acid trip. All you can see is black, yellow and the looming figure of Death.

"Do you dare make a deal with me?" Death asked.

no, walk past him.

>>701830
punch death

>>701830
Duh, yeah.

Zoysiak 2016/02/14(Sun)10:28 No. 701836 ID: 09bd57
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>>701833
You punch death or at least try to but immediately the surroundings turn back to normal and Death grows few sizes and starts glowing an almost heavenly light. Then, everything turns black, you can't speak or see. Death informs you that, such a vile creature doesn't deserve a face.
He then vanishes into thin air. Somehow you still can breathe but you are disoriented and fall to the ground.
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crawl your way left I guess

Suddenly the dimensional curtain is pulled apart and a young boy looks through, static appearing behind him. He looks at you, feeling what can only be described as pity and confusion. His shouting of "Life has many-" cut short by it.

"Hello? Do you need any help?"

ask your all powerful god Rolfius what to do

Zoysiak 2016/02/14(Sun)10:47 No. 701842 ID: 09bd57
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>>701840
You are unable to speak but you gesture in a praying motion. The boy takes that as a sign of yes. He decides to help you out by giving you googly eyes when suddenly everything glitches out for some reason. You feel a staggering amount of pain as your body parts are torn and reassemble only for the process to repeat while the entire world shakes and multiplies.

Evolve into God using the power released by the shattering of the world

Man, death and that god sure were dicks to you.

Use your latent godly powers to rip this impostor a new one.

Zoysiak 2016/02/14(Sun)18:35 No. 701985 ID: 09bd57
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>>701847
After a while things turn back to normal, but not quite. You feel like you're being watched and suddenly are aware how 2D you are. Looking in a certain direction you see a person behind what appears to be a glass screen of some kind.
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obviously the answer is to destroy the mouse. (God this is an old reference)

>>701985
Escape your confines.

Break out.