Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)18:18 No. 71428 ID: 73ad2b
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Space. Space is the most boring shit ever, I swear to God. I've spent so much time out here, and so much of that has been doing nothing I've forgotten my own name.

What is your duty aboard this fine vessel?

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)18:24 No. 71434 ID: 73ad2b
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>>71430
I'm the only one aboard this fine vessel AKA scrap heap. I'm a scouting ship, they send me out to find out what's going on before they send anyone valuable in. I've been doing this for 10 years and absolutely nothing exciting of any kind has happened. Distress call, cryostasis, whoops we pressed the wrong button. Distress call, cryostasis, we ran out of toilet paper. Distress call, cryostasis, gosh it's terribly lonely out here, could you stay with us for a week or two?

Right now I'm being sent to investigate a distress call aboard the Phantom Star, where I will probably find that there was a shoving match aboard central command and someone accidentally sat on the big red distress button.

>>71434
Don't count on it.

>>71434
So you spend most of the time chillen.

>>71434
This time you have voices in your head.
Prepare to get mindfucked and almost die, my good man.

Also, your name is Vince, right?

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)18:31 No. 71444 ID: 73ad2b
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>>71436
Oh, no, I'm not counting on it. That's why they gave me my crappy unarmored spacesuit and totally useless handgun, right? Good God, I'm ready for anything.

But, seriously, I wasn't kidding when I said I forgot what my name was. God damn, it is just... what was it?

>>71444

Your name is, uh, John Fr--

Nah, let's go with Paul.

>>71444
Big McLargeHuge.

>>71444
Vincent Vincenzo.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)18:35 No. 71449 ID: 73ad2b
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>>71442
Yeah, Vince sounds about right. I don't have voices in my head or anything, I just like to talk to myself sometimes. There's no one else out here for light years, a guy could go insane if he had no one to talk to.

>>71440
Yeah, pretty much. Staring out at space or in snug cryostasis. There's no entertainment on board, just bare provisions and equipment. Boring as hell.

>>71449
Count all your fingers and toes. Repeatedly. Use various counting algorithms. Base 10, base 2, base pi...

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)18:44 No. 71458 ID: 73ad2b
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Right, anyway, I should really get into cryostasis. Talking to myself and staring out the window has its entertainment limits, and the sooner I go in the sooner I get there, yell at some poor lonely fuckers, and go to the next mission.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/01(Sun)19:05 No. 71475 ID: 73ad2b
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Well, off to cryostasis. Hear you when we get there.

>>71475
In before Dr. Weir...

Suggestion 2009/11/01(Sun)22:30 No. 71524 ID: c5f90c
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Welcome.... to the world of tomorrow!

I hope you remembered to set it to 'thaw' instead of 'oven bake'.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/02(Mon)21:40 No. 71855 ID: 73ad2b
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Throbbing... dull pain.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/02(Mon)21:44 No. 71861 ID: 73ad2b
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Oh shit. I didn't leave the oven on, did I?

>>71861
What the fuck happened? Look around.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/02(Mon)21:55 No. 71879 ID: 73ad2b
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I'm fine. Just a few scratches. It looks like the ship got wrecked. Air pressure is still holding, but there's a lot of debris. I should probably get to my suit.

'Probably', in that sense of 'why the hell are you still standing around'.

Maybe you should go look in a mirror before you put your suit on.

>>71879
You may wanna clean yourself up a bit.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/03(Tue)20:12 No. 72207 ID: 73ad2b
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Right, I'm in the suit. I'll head outside now.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/03(Tue)20:13 No. 72211 ID: 73ad2b
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Damn, looks like the ship smashed right into the side of the Phantom Star. I'm lucky I wasn't in here, and that the hull breach didn't suck the air out of the cryo room. This place looks pretty deserted.

>>72211
Head to navigation and find out why the ship crashed.

>>72213
Navigation is right in front of you.

>>72221
Then it'll be a short trip.

>>72221
Go down the stairs, then.

>>72221
I'm guessing that means it's gone. Crap. You got any weapons in this crate?

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/03(Tue)21:40 No. 72261 ID: 73ad2b
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>>72251
Just the standard P22-A energy pistol. Nothing special, not incredibly dangerous. I could probably take down another person with this if I shot them like 10 times in the head.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/03(Tue)22:05 No. 72272 ID: 73ad2b
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Right. This hallway goes left and right, and there's a staircase right in front of me. The engines are going to be in the middle of the ship, and the control center's gonna be somewhere near the front, which I think is to my right. Crew quarters, then, will be to my left.

>>72272
Check the control center first.

I'll bet $2 the distress signal was sent in the local timeframe because you crashed into them. But for now, control center sounds good.

>>72261
What the hell is such a crap weapon even made for? Does it stun rioters or something?

It's like a long-ranged punch.

Starlight Saver 2009/11/03(Tue)23:27 No. 72309 ID: 1e53d3
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>>72295

Control Center sounds like a plan; it'd be nice to find out what the hell is wrong with the ship before anything else.
You'll want to know if it's leaking air or something.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/04(Wed)17:55 No. 72531 ID: 73ad2b
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>>72309
Right, control center it is.

This hallway is a bit messy. I hope that wasn't the janitor. Also, some sort of alien bug thing here.

Shoot the alien bug.

>>72531
Recall any information about the alien bug. Is it dangerous?

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/04(Wed)19:05 No. 72577 ID: 73ad2b
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>>72564
No, I've never seen it before. I'll shoot it just in case.

>>72577
SHOOT IN THE EYE NOT THE BODY

Attack the weak point for massive damage.

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/04(Wed)22:02 No. 72680 ID: 73ad2b
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>>72595
Okay.

Don't you know a useful companion when you see one? Apologize right now young woman

>>72680
now loot the body for some delicious loot

Leave the hairy meatloaf and continue down the hall.

>>72690
Examine the body. Seriously, WTF?

>>72680
*giggle*

Squeegy!OeZ2B20kbk 2009/11/06(Fri)17:22 No. 73265 ID: 73ad2b
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>>72686
Uh?

>>72690
It's a bug. It doesn't have anything.

>>72744
It's a bug.

>>72693
Hallway's just as bloody 'round the corner, plus some more bugs.

>>73265
Ignore the bugs. Peek around the corner.

Touch a bug with your foot.