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746373 No. 746373 ID: a4ec41

Apples Presents: A bunch of stupid short quests too dumb for their own threads. This is very stream of consciousness so be prepared for, nay, expect NSFW themes mixed in with the stupid fun stuff.
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No. 746374 ID: a4ec41
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746374

This is Butan Man. Make him press the Butan.
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No. 746376 ID: 3abd97

>>746374
Don't you dare push that.

Go out and live your life instead. You aren't a slave to no button pushing agenda!
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No. 746377 ID: 18c950

Well... maybe don't press the button. But y'know, that pedestal sure looks convenient to lean on. Like just the right height if you were supporting yourself with your elbow. Y'know?
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No. 746378 ID: a4ec41
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746378

>>746376
Butan Man can't find the exit.
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No. 746379 ID: 180f83

PULL the button.
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No. 746380 ID: 18c950

>>746378
Trapped like a rat! That always makes your claustrophobia flare up.
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No. 746381 ID: 398fe1

>>746378
PUSH BUTAN
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No. 746383 ID: a4ec41
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746383

>>746380
Butan Man is starting to panic.
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No. 746384 ID: 15a025

Sit on the butan.
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No. 746387 ID: 094652

Fart on button.
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No. 746389 ID: a4ec41
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746389

Butan Man says he wants to get out.
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No. 746391 ID: a4ec41
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746391

"Help me, help me," says Butan Man.
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No. 746392 ID: 398fe1

>>746389
What if the butan opens an exit?
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No. 746396 ID: 91ee5f

>>746391
Stand back, I'm going to break the 4th wall and let you out!
*punches 4th wall*
OW!!! My wrist! DX
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No. 746397 ID: a4ec41
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746397

>>746392
Butan Man is apprehensive.
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No. 746398 ID: 180f83

Plot twist: we are actually playing as Butan.

Butan: press Butan man
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No. 746400 ID: 3abd97

>>746397
Hold the button hostage! Threaten to kill the button, if they don't release you.
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No. 746407 ID: a4ec41
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746407

>>746398
The butan is pressed by Butan Man.
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No. 746408 ID: a4ec41
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746408

Win.
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No. 746409 ID: a4ec41
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746409

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No. 746412 ID: a4ec41
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746412

You are the Hero. You are walking through an Enchanted Glade. There are exits to the North, East and South. Your path is blocked by an Orcs. What do?
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No. 746413 ID: 564533

befriend the orcs
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No. 746416 ID: 91ee5f

>>746412
You get mad at the narrator for misleading you. The narrator used the plural Orcs meaning more than one Orc, however there is only one Orc here so the singular Orc should've been used instead. Clearly the narrator doesn't know the difference between plural and singular.
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No. 746418 ID: 3663d3

tell it to look out, then when it turns around pants them and laugh.
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No. 746419 ID: a4ec41
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746419

>>746413
There is no the orcs here.
An Orcs blocks your path.
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No. 746422 ID: 7b7ab3

Greet Orcs.
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No. 746424 ID: 180f83

By fire emblem logic, Sword should be able to have an advantage against axes. attack Orcs.
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No. 746427 ID: af6e04

Blow the orcs a kiss
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No. 746430 ID: 90f3c0

Stab Orcs
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No. 746432 ID: a4ec41
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746432

>>746427
You cannot blow an Orcs!
Your path is blocked by an Orcs.
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No. 746434 ID: 15a025

Sex The Orc.
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No. 746436 ID: 90f3c0

s
>>
No. 746437 ID: 180f83

walk around Orcs
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No. 746439 ID: 3abd97

>>746419
Befriend an Orcs.
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No. 746442 ID: dfdb1e

Go south.
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No. 746444 ID: a4ec41
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746444

>>746439
You attempt to befriend an Orcs.
An Orcs has become enraged.
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No. 746445 ID: 1d4e27

Go for an Orcs jugular
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No. 746446 ID: 18c950

>>746444
Smoothly transition from hug to GERMAN SUPLEX
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No. 746447 ID: 3abd97

>>746444
Blowing an Orcs is suddenly looking a lot more attractive. It beats the hell out of having rage wrecked upon oneself.
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No. 746449 ID: 9f3729

>>746445
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No. 746452 ID: a4ec41
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746452

>>746445
You cannot Go that way right now.
There are exits to the North,East and South.
Your path is blocked by an enraged Orcs
>>
No. 746454 ID: 3abd97

>>746447
>>
No. 746456 ID: 180f83

Go south
>>
No. 746458 ID: 9876c4

Leave the Orcs alone for now, go south.
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No. 746459 ID: a4ec41
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746459

>>746456
You Go to the South.
You are captured by a the Royal Guards who mistake you for a wanted thief. You are sentenced to life in prison by a corrupt court system.
You die alone in a dungeon.
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No. 746460 ID: 595d54

Don't just lie around, lazybones, go south.
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No. 746462 ID: a4ec41
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746462

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No. 746463 ID: a4ec41
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746463

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No. 746464 ID: a4ec41
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746464

Detective Titsboobs! Thank goodness you've come! There's been a terrible crime! Someone has murdered...
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No. 746465 ID: a4ec41
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746465

my BUTT!
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No. 746467 ID: a4ec41
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746467

Please, Detective Titsboobs, can you figure out whodunit?
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No. 746468 ID: 094652

Boob-Dogs: Jump out of Detective Titsboobs' jacket and sniff the butt.
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No. 746469 ID: 595d54

Well, there's only two people around, so it's either you or Detective Titsboobs.

Detective Titsboobs, get a strapon and make sure you're the one to murder that fine booty.
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No. 746472 ID: af6e04

You must inspect the victim for evidence
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No. 746475 ID: 398fe1

>>746467
Examine the knife for fingerprints.
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No. 746478 ID: 3abd97

>>746467
It was your own tits.

You have no choice but to murder the man whose but was murdered in order to protect your tits, and frame him for the murder of his butt and his own suicide.
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No. 746495 ID: 1d4e27

It was your book, Detective Titsboobs and the Case of the Dead Booty, come to life!
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No. 746507 ID: db0da2

She murdered her own butt for the insurance money, case closed. Unless she has a butler, in which case he did it. Unless they were in collusion.
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No. 746511 ID: dee2d9

>>746467
>>746507
>The buttler did it
Case closed

holy shit what an awful pun
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No. 746523 ID: 352264

The culprit was obviously her tits jealous of dat fine booty. Don't check the knife for finger prints check it for nipple prints.
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No. 746540 ID: 15a025

It was obviously the lady next door. Her ass be so ugly and shameful, she had to kill dis fine booty to make her feel better.
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No. 746619 ID: a4ec41
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746619

>>746511
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No. 746620 ID: a4ec41
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746620

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No. 746621 ID: a4ec41
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746621

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No. 746623 ID: a4ec41
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746623

>>
No. 746624 ID: 3abd97

>>746623
Not even a citizen's arrest? You're an illegal alien? *gasp*
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No. 746626 ID: 094652

I figure her tits are so huge they constitute small children with no legal adult rights, so attempting a citizen's arrest with them on her chest would be gross misconduct from risking the lives of two small children

Also what are their names

NEXT QUEST
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No. 746628 ID: a4ec41
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746628

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No. 746630 ID: a4ec41
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746630

You are Prince Fairchild of Sargosia. Your kingdom has been shattered by the evil Klaputnik Horde. With nothing but the clothes on your back and your sword, Brightsheen in your hand, you set off on a quest to find the mythical Well of Lorthonias which has the power to restore your kingdom.
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No. 746632 ID: 320711

>>746630

Be sure to look out over the vast, enchanting, extremely tedious to draw landscape through which you make your sojourn.
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No. 746633 ID: 595d54

>>746632
Yeah, the well might be hiding amongst all those intricate details.
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No. 746634 ID: 094652

Let me guess: the Klaputnik Horde goes kaput due to leadership error (King Kaputski had a heart attack) and infighting, you didn't have to do anything.

NEXT!
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No. 746639 ID: a4ec41
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746639

>>746632
You look out over the majestic landscape. The mystical land of Tourmalon stretches out beneath you like a verdant, purple blanket. From your vantage you can see the floating islands of Fam...zippy zappy something

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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No. 746640 ID: a4ec41
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746640

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No. 746644 ID: 3abd97

>>746640
Quick, now reboot it as a porn quest.
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No. 746645 ID: 29c4aa

Surely the next quest won't end at the title!
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No. 746654 ID: a4ec41
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746654

Choose your character's sex.
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No. 746656 ID: 398fe1

This is an Apples quest so both.
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No. 746658 ID: 398fe1

...WAIT. YOU TRICKED ME!
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No. 746659 ID: 29c4aa

Let's choose both FEMALE and FEMALE. I mean come on it's 2016.
>>
No. 746661 ID: 3abd97

>Choose your character's sex.
Lots of it. We want to have lots of sex.
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No. 746663 ID: 15a025

>>746659
This.
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No. 746664 ID: d13e12

>>746659
That's what scares me.
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No. 746665 ID: a4ec41
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746665

You have chosen female!

Step 2: Choose your weapon specialty.

Swords

Spears

Axes

Halberds

Whips

Ninja Forks

Bows

Staves
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No. 746666 ID: 647e8f

>>746665
Whip for it's multiple uses!
>>
No. 746667 ID: d13e12

>>746665
Fucking Ninja Forks.
>>
No. 746668 ID: ba506f

spear
>>
No. 746671 ID: 3abd97

>>746665
Ninja forks.
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No. 746672 ID: a4ec41
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746672

You've chosen Ninja Forks

Step 3. Choose a weapon sub specialty:

1. dual wield

2. triple wield

3. throwing

4. spinning very fast

5. waterproof

6. low maintenance

7. hidden weapon

8. bleed damage

9. super fast

10. boomerang weapon

11. can hold weapon upside down

12. Blessed

13. weapon is very light

14. Pacifism
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No. 746674 ID: af6e04

pacifism
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No. 746675 ID: 90f3c0

spinning very fast
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No. 746676 ID: 3abd97

>>746672
Blessed quintuple wield spinning very fast pacifism.

We fight as an insane blur that slices the enemy's weapons and clothes to pieces without ever scratching the enemy.
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No. 746678 ID: d13e12

>>746676
THIS. THIS. OH GOD THIS.
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No. 746724 ID: 647e8f

>>746672
Bleed Damage! It seems very useful with the current weapon
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No. 746730 ID: 3e182c

>>746676
Perfect
>>
No. 746770 ID: 094652

Hidden weapon

up your ass and you're dead from internal bleeding
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No. 746776 ID: db0da2

pacifist
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No. 746782 ID: 352264

Ohhh, I love quests where character creation takes up half the quest. Pacifism because 'pacifism head explosion' is the best attack name ever.
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No. 746790 ID: bfbff9

>>746672
Of all weapon types, clearly a low-maintenance one is best. Otherwise the forks might get rusty from all the stabbing we'll undoubtedly be doing just as soon as character generation is over.
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No. 746791 ID: 9876c4

If you guys wanted pacifism, you shoulda gone with axes.

We need triple wield, so we get 9 forks a hand.
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No. 746843 ID: e95cec

spaghetti
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No. 746845 ID: 15a025

11.
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No. 746849 ID: a4ec41
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746849

You have chosen Pacifism. You are an expert at disarming and disabling opponents without killing them.

Step 4: Choose Hair Style

1. Ponytail

2. Long

3. Spike Mohawk

4. Regular Mohawk

5. Side bun earmuffs

6. Top knot

7. Side Ponytail

8. Cat Ears

9. Afro

10. Too long to bne practical

11. HJigh and Tight

12. Beehive

13. Bangs

14. Front Ponytail

15. Pom poms

16. Pompadour

17. Butt shaped hair

18. Big poofy hair
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No. 746850 ID: ba506f

pony tail
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No. 746852 ID: db0da2

3, 3.

We need two mohawks to be twice as punk.
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No. 746853 ID: 180f83

Butt shaped hair. It's the Butt-ler's daughter.
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No. 746859 ID: a4ec41
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746859

You've chosen Ponytail.

Step 5: Choose hair color.

1. Green

2. Pink

3. Red

4. Blonde
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No. 746861 ID: db0da2

Pretty in Pink
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No. 746863 ID: a4ec41
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746863

You are Mr. Ice Cream.
>>
No. 746864 ID: 71d443

Do battle with the villainous-but-elderly Mr. Toffee Cake!
>>
No. 746865 ID: 3abd97

>>746863
Eat yourself. You just can't resist!
>>
No. 746866 ID: 46f8b1

Funny.

NEXT
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No. 746867 ID: a4ec41
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746867

>>746864
Time to saddle up, motherfucker.
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No. 746868 ID: db0da2

>>746867
You don't own a horse, dumbass.
>>
No. 746869 ID: 46f8b1

Wait, did you remember to reload? Grab some armor-sprinklers and a few antipersonnel-nuts.
>>
No. 746872 ID: 352264

I don't know if we're ready. I'm thinking we should get a second scoop just to be sure.
>>
No. 746891 ID: 3583d1

Yeah! lets go fuck up those Mint Chocolate chip mother fuckers and then have a three way with Cookies and a Hot Apple Pie!
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No. 746894 ID: a4ec41
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746894

>>746872
Time to double down!
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No. 746896 ID: 398fe1

>>746894
LETS DO THIS
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No. 746899 ID: 352264

Kick down the door where our target is at and utter a witty one liner. What, you don't have a one liner? Try 'I brought the rocky road...with sprinkles'.
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No. 746913 ID: fc10b4

>>746894
Try to breach into a room with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.
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No. 746916 ID: a4ec41
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746916

>>746913
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No. 746917 ID: a4ec41
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746917

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No. 746918 ID: a4ec41
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746918

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No. 746919 ID: a4ec41
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746919

>>
No. 746921 ID: 15a025

SurPIEse motherfucker. We still got our cone and appendages.
>>
No. 746922 ID: a4ec41
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746922

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No. 746923 ID: a4ec41
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746923

"I just... I don't know. Did I do the right thing?"
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No. 746925 ID: 3abd97

>>746923
Nope.
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No. 746930 ID: 3e182c

>>746925
Technically no, but we love you. Please don't kill yourself.
>>
No. 746931 ID: 094652

I don't care. Where are the Ms. Fanservices?
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No. 746934 ID: 352264

How am I supposed to tell you if it was the right thing if I don't even know what it was? Exposit on your terrible gut wrenching choice.

Also I need to see more of that lizard girl that won't stop hugging people because reasons. Just make sure she's somewhere in the background for the next couple panels.
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No. 746938 ID: 15a025

>>746923
Confess your sins to confessa bear, now
>>
No. 746942 ID: 398fe1

>>746923
Define "right thing".
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No. 746943 ID: a4ec41
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746943

>>746930
>>746931
>>746934

Blimby: Technically... no.

Pleppo: *sniffle*

Blimby: But we still love you no matter what. C'mere.

Pleppo: I just... I *sob* *sob*
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No. 746944 ID: a4ec41
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746944

Blimby: You couldn't have known, Pleppo.

Pleppo: *sob* I just... I just....

Blimby: Shhh.







Pleppo: Blimby?

Blimby: Yes, Pleppo?

Pleppo: Tell me it's going to be alright...

Blimby: ...
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No. 746947 ID: 3abd97

>>746944
No, it's not going to be all right. You doomed us all, the world is gonna die.

Of course, we still all love you anyways, for these last few moments of life, due to your insidious mind control.
>>
No. 746948 ID: 3e182c

Only if you let me stick it in your pooper first.
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No. 746951 ID: 398fe1

>>746944
It's ok, we can buy more ice cream.
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No. 746953 ID: a4ec41
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746953

Zimby: Blimby?
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No. 746954 ID: a4ec41
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746954

Zimby: ...
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No. 746955 ID: a4ec41
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746955

Zimby: ...

Zimby: I should have known you'd take his side.
>>
No. 746957 ID: 398fe1

>>746955
Totally not doing that, buddy.
>>
No. 746959 ID: 180f83

Don't cry Zimby, maybe you'll find new love in the RULE 34 fanart world?
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No. 746960 ID: 3abd97

>>746955
Harem end! (...as the world burns).
>>
No. 746966 ID: 3955f5

>>746955
Start a fight with Zimby, "SHE'S MINE NOW, STEP OFF"
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No. 746975 ID: c93238

>>746955
try to please Zimby as well, but fail, thus propagating the arc where Zimby joins forces with Orochimbyru
>>
No. 746979 ID: 9876c4

Zimby did nothing wrong, you guise.
>>
No. 746993 ID: db0da2

I'm not taking sides! I just can't stand to lose any more of my friends...
>>
No. 746994 ID: 71d443

Launch his sides into orbit.
>>
No. 747018 ID: b71ec8

Blimby: tell them your not taking sides they are both your friends, and they need to stop this rivalry before someone gets hurt.
>>
No. 747387 ID: d3e654

Sudden Mexican Stand off?
>>
No. 747388 ID: 15a025

You're making assumptions. We're not taking sides.
>>
No. 747389 ID: 9876c4

>>747387
obviously.
>>
No. 747390 ID: 398fe1

...and then suddenly Dear Sister plays out.
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No. 750481 ID: a4ec41
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750481

Your ball stopped rolling. Get it rolling again.
>>
No. 750483 ID: 7b7ab3

>>750481
MIGHTY FOOT ENGAGED
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No. 750484 ID: 3abd97

>>750481
Shoot the ball. To death.
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No. 750485 ID: 094652

rolled 79, 78, 77, 49, 2, 98, 40, 69, 71, 31, 2, 26, 2, 77, 44, 92, 77, 95, 67, 92, 79, 49, 65, 80, 13, 69, 9, 48, 71, 55, 35, 49, 33, 11, 98, 34, 9, 37, 3, 80, 67, 5, 5, 68, 81, 48, 60, 58, 42, 26, 49, 20, 75, 13, 100, 87, 82, 9, 35, 52, 63, 69, 1, 95, 80, 98, 29, 89, 34, 32, 68, 1, 37, 72, 68, 17, 19, 28, 74, 61, 54, 23, 81, 28, 35, 80, 14, 17, 89, 48, 68, 51, 16, 68, 46, 96, 65, 75, 84, 99 = 5249

YOU ARE THE BALL.

ROLL ROLL ROLL
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No. 750486 ID: 44448c

Why does the ball need to roll for your amusement? You should feel ashamed of yourself. Stop oppressing that poor ball, and let it rest.
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No. 750487 ID: a4ec41
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750487

>>750483
>>750484
Mighty Foot Engaged. Let's fuck this ball up!
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No. 750490 ID: 3e182c

Fuck this, I'm out.
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No. 750491 ID: 7b7ab3

Don't forget the one-liner!

"You'll get a kick outta this."

"Ball meet boot."

"My feet are ball magnets."
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No. 750492 ID: 15a025

smash ball into air with giga boot.
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No. 750495 ID: 3abd97

>>750487
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and you're a ball!"

"..."

*gunshots and banging noises ensue*
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No. 750496 ID: 3663d3

apply maximum boot then juggle it in the air with the guns.
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No. 750539 ID: a886eb

Kick the ball with a witty one liner, only to get shotgun blasted into oblivion.
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No. 750548 ID: 44448c

Cut to five minutes later when destruction has occurred everywhere except the exact spot the ball is currently resting.
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No. 750549 ID: 71d443

Remember the words of your sensei, Michael Jordan-san, and be the ball.
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No. 750567 ID: a4ec41
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750567

LIGHT IT UP!
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No. 750568 ID: a4ec41
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750568

Your attacks had no effect.
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No. 750569 ID: 2a4623

Dig out the ground under the ball.
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No. 750575 ID: 91ee5f

>>750568
>Your attacks had no effect.
No, you're aim sucks. You completely missed the ball!
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No. 750577 ID: 3abd97

>>750568
Spend 3 episodes doing a DBZ style power up.
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No. 750579 ID: 398fe1

>>750568
FLYING KICKU
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No. 750586 ID: 15a025

Throw a rock at the ball!
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No. 750591 ID: 90f3c0

It's immune to physical attacks, try magic. Lightning bolt!
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No. 750596 ID: 3e182c

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER" - As it pulls out a gun of it's own.

The ball was really the disembodied head of Erik King the whole time!
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No. 750598 ID: b0a066

Hire canine mercenary for 20 coin
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No. 750599 ID: db0da2

Use the extremely dangerous forbidden technique that your master taught you never to use.
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No. 750604 ID: 16bb01

Polymorph it then cast True Mind Switch.
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No. 750622 ID: a4ec41
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750622

>>750577
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TIME TO POWER UPPPPPP!!!!
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No. 750623 ID: a4ec41
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750623

How embarrassing!
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No. 750624 ID: 9f3729

>>750623
rub your ghost boner on an unsuspecting victim. You're an invisible ghost, my vote goes to doing it to a bad tv preacher
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No. 750625 ID: 398fe1

>>750623
Get a ghost blowjob.
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No. 750628 ID: 3e182c

>>750625
A Ghojob!
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No. 750632 ID: 9876c4

Haunt a locker room, see if you become more boner than ghost.
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No. 750633 ID: 893948

ghost breast expansion
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No. 750638 ID: 3abd97

>>750625
Absolutely.

Since you're a ghost, anyone or anything blowing you counts as a ghost blow job (woo woo)!
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No. 750797 ID: a4ec41
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750797

>>750632
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No. 750802 ID: a4ec41
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750802

Uh oh...
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No. 750805 ID: 398fe1

>>750802
Fuck a wall.
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No. 750809 ID: 3abd97

>>750802
Put those tits to work, gals. This thing isn't going to get itself off!
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No. 750823 ID: a4ec41
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750823

Don't ask me what he was doing in the girl's locker room.
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No. 750825 ID: 3abd97

>>750823
Well good, he can be your messenger! Tell him it's his job to get those girls to help you, or you're going to spooge all over him!
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No. 750826 ID: 9876c4

Don't be shy, possess the boy.

/DrNick
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No. 750831 ID: 769729

Come on kid kick that creepy ghost out of here. It's your time to be the hero. Forget whatever the haters may say about the fact that those women clearly cannot see the spooky ghost. Your heroics will speek for themselves.
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No. 750854 ID: 15a025

>>750826
What no posses that chick!
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No. 750875 ID: 398fe1

>>750823
Dude help this boner won't go down
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No. 751147 ID: ceb7cb

>>750823
No, imma ask anyway. What is he doing in the girl's locker room?
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