Chocomaca 2016/10/16(Sun)17:31 No. 753264 ID: 10f134
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The first game is a medieval setting. Protect the lands from enemies as a feudal knight, a mercenary pawn or rule a kingdom from its throne. The hype is real, because it’s the tenth sequel to the game series.

Chocomaca 2016/10/16(Sun)17:31 No. 753265 ID: 10f134
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The second game: Call is uh uh… came free with the platform. Something social maybe and tries to be the Pokemon Go of the hyper chair.

Neither of those is a porn sim. You need a porn sim.

Let's try CALL for now.

Chocomaca 2016/10/16(Sun)17:42 No. 753268 ID: 10f134
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The game asks: What is your user gender?

Female

>>753269

>>753263
Male

Chocomaca 2016/10/16(Sun)18:34 No. 753274 ID: 10f134
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Gender selected. Now what? Hmamm...

The game asks permissions to use metadata from other user applications connected to this Hyper Chair device to enhance gaming experience.

(This data allows the game to create suggestions for optimal attractiveness towards other players connected second hand to this device. Notice: Call is a game that implements connections from user's social media and connections through other user related services. Such services can simulate realistic encounters collected virtually outside the hyper chair during span of the day. These encounters may involve use of commuting travel logs and passive commercial databases. Passive commercial databases are collected passively in commercial marketplaces to register...) The legalese description goes on forever and I don't have time nor patience to read it through properly.

Accept>>
Decline<<

>>753274
Mash accept without reading a thing the way you've been doing your whole life.

Mash decline without parsing the way you've been doing your whole life.

Chocomaca 2016/10/16(Sun)18:59 No. 753279 ID: 10f134
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I mash both decline and accept at the same time. I have no idea which option I eventually pressed first!

There's no confirmation sentence, only a superfast progression to Call Profile. Must be a mistake in game design. The game has generated an optimal Call Profile specially designed to appeal to my starting social network, or to nothing at all.

CALL is a VR-call-based game. I'm supposed to market my products or services to virtual customers created from the real life encounters in situations when I commute, go shopping, go to the school or just walk outside home. The more people I hang around with more than a minute, the more potential virtual customers I can access in the game when I log in.

You start an enterprise, but instead of playing with your real life account you have infinite opportunities to start over again with a starter money, after you lose or retire. Sometimes you need to convice other hyper chair users to sponsor you from an arbitrary amount of game money. Other players of Call are competing with me. Might even give it a proper shot. I don't have to talk to strangers I download to the game anyways so why not? I may have to introduce some changes to this profile if I'm going to make visual calls with it to my friends from school...

>I have no idea which option I eventually pressed first!
Probably yes, since it advanced instead of kicking you out.

>I may have to introduce some changes to this profile if I'm going to make visual calls with it to my friends from school...
You might want to fill in that boob-slash-abs window, yeah.

I'd add a scarf, actually.

>>753287
Aw, heck no! That's the best part! Not many dresses approach the design from that angle.