Greetings black face.

Retrieve arms.

We will grant you a wish. What do you desire.

>>795367
That's a stylish look you're rocking there.

>>795367
Hello, cliche villain person.

>>795375
No wishing for love, bringing back the dead or for more wishes though.

>>795367
Burnt yourself smoking, did you?

Greeting being of myth and legend.

Nice chaos void you got there.

You been using red long? I'm partial to a more purple-blue feeling myself.

You figured out our identity! Most of our clients don't even know we exist!

What's the job?

Good day sir, what can we do for you?

You know, wearing "black face" makeup is considered racist, right?

lemme smash?

>>795367
As summoning rituals go, it's slightly better than "So", but only slightly.

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/13(Thu)20:42 No. 795694 ID: 5245b2
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>>795369
>>795393
???:"Ah, Salutations."
>>795370
>>795416
>>795413
>>795382
???: "Hilarious."
>>795376
>>795378
"I see mixed opinions of me. I can work with this..."
>>795375
"I have no need for wishing. Anything I desire can be easily manifested at my whim."
>>795394
"I prefer this a deeper red, but very well, Wish granted. The Void will shift colors to Purple and Blue as of next update."
>>795408
"I have known your identities for quite some time. I tend to observe before revealing realms."
>>795655
"Summoning? I simply appear when I am necessary."
>>795409
"What can you do for me? I was more interested in your requests. Keep in mind I will not bend to your every fancy, but I enjoy a small bit of input."

"So tell me, what can I do for you? I am a creature who is in the business of making deals, and forging greatness, Know that you are in reliable talons..."

"Oh, one more thing, Dedrin and Cheshire will be returning shortly. Consider this my time to commune directly with you all."

Ah, deals. And what might you want in return for these grand boons? What would you ask in return for an adventure, or a spot of romance, or a fleeting thrill?

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.

I want out of purgatory. I offer KARMA in return.

Retrieve my soul from hell.

>>795694
So far, you've demonstrated the ability to talk. Perhaps you could give us an example of your extraordinary powers, that we might properly calibrate our requests?

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.

Oh no! He's put on the stone mask, were doomed!

>I was more interested in your requests.
>>795700
>>795701
>>795709
Seems reasonable.

>"I have known your identities for quite some time. I tend to observe before revealing realms."
>I am a creature who is in the business of making deals
Now that's interesting. If you're truly privy to our nature, you know you have no true means to enforce our adherence to the terms of a deal, as we're isolated from the consequences of our actions (or inactions as it might be). But you sought us out anyways.

That suggests... a gesture of good faith, an interest in a challenge, or that you're backed into a corner.

>>795724
> Now that's interesting. If you're truly privy to our nature, you know you have no true means to enforce our adherence to the terms of a deal, as we're isolated from the consequences of our actions (or inactions as it might be). But you sought us out anyways.

> That suggests... a gesture of good faith, an interest in a challenge, or that you're backed into a corner.

That's not entirely true. There's one reliable way to enforce deals with certain types of terms: require "payment" in advance.

OOC: I have actually seen quests hold back certain rewards until someone provides in-character writings as "payment".

Hmm... you share a silhouette with a guy named Zack Nguyen.

Anyway. You have balls coming to us knowing our true nature.
That said, lets do somthing different with you.

Why don't you go torment someone. Someone who's used to being utterly secure.

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/15(Sat)19:54 No. 796178 ID: 5245b2
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>>795724
???: >That suggests... a gesture of good faith
"Excellent deductive skills! I am indeed offering my services as an olive branch of sorts."
>>795741
???: "Zachary Nguyen? I must say I am uninformed as to his body of work. Might have to do some reading... Ah, But where are my manners! I have yet to properly introduce myself! I am called Ķ̦̟̼͕̜̰͐Ļ̜ͩ̉O͍̼͕̤̐K̸͚͎̳, but you may know me as the ClockworkFountain. Tormenting a somewhat sound mind is already on the agenda. you are more than welcome to tag along."
>>795704
Klok: Hahaha, W̦̥͇̟͊̊͊̅͢Ḩ̬̞̼͚̙͍ͩ̓ͪͮ̈O͇͕͌ͭ̽ͥ͛̇̑͠ ͇̟̭͒̊̇̔D̷̆́̈̅ͮ͑O̐ ̓͜Y̖̲͔̟̰͌ͯ̾̈́Ơ̙̙̞̥͆̎́͗͂͐ͣU͚̮ͥͩ͠ ̥̝̥̟̑̆̒͊̅̈́T͙̜̘̰͚͊̉ͧ̋ͭ̃H̅ͬ̀Į̮̼̼̙͒͌N̥̟̮͈͙͓̳Kͭ͐ͭ̀̔ͭ ̅͌͆ͨ̾̈́̊͝P̲̞͕̟̣̞͜U̜͇̘̦͕̺͆͗̆̀͑͠T̴̬͈̹̯̠̩̏ͣ̊ͩ̍̓ ̴͖̼̩͙̤́I̸͋̎ͤ̚Ṯ̹̞̗̼̈́͂ͬ̐ͤ̈̀̚ ̶͒́̌̓ͪͫ̈́T̙͖͂͗ͭ̿ͯͨ̚H̻̙̻̩̗͌ͩͪ̅ͥE̶̩̲ͫ̍͋ͥ̈͗ͬR̞͔̣̣̹̗̍ͬ̿̃̋Ë̟̬̜̮͓̮ͫ͗͊̆̿?͖̭̈ͭ́
>>795698
Klok: Adventure is always pleasurable.
>>795700
>>795701
>>795709
Klok:...
Klok:Well then, I suggest Dragon Romance, if that is what you truly seek.

>>796178
> Zachary Nguyen? I must say I am uninformed as to his body of work. Might have to do some reading...

He's a master of making a friend (and more) out of an Enemy. One might say that's his Quest in life.

> Klok: Adventure is always pleasurable.

Nice dodge, but you did say "making deals". What kind of deals?

> "Excellent deductive skills! I am indeed offering my services as an olive branch of sorts."

An olive branch suggests you have something you want to make amends for.

Tell us about yourself, Klok. We love a good story. Here's my request: tell us your tale!

>>796178
Self-inserts are the worst.

A happy, badly drawn version of yourself is waving to us behind you.

Sup lil' klock?

>>796190
> A happy, badly drawn version of yourself is waving to us behind you.

(Or giving us the finger; with a stick figure, who can tell?)

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/22(Sat)03:07 No. 797423 ID: 5245b2
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>>796180
>He's a master of making a friend (and more) out of an Enemy. One might say that's his Quest in life.

Klok: Ah, I see! Very clever of you to cage this truth in terms a lesser creature would understand, but you are allowed to be more... shall we say... blunt with that information. Unlike Dedrin, I can handle the facts as they are."

>Nice dodge, but you did say "making deals". What kind of deals?

Klok: "I offer my semi-omnipotence for a small fee. Think Demonic Genie."

>An olive branch suggests you have something you want to make amends for.

>Tell us about yourself, Klok. We love a good story. Here's my request: tell us your tale!

Klok: Hush now, all will be revealed in due time. Besides, What's the point in telling when I can show?

>>796188
Klok: "Ugh, tell me about it."

>>796190
Klok: "Hmm? Oh Pocketwatch! How good of you to join us! He is a fragment of my very soul, given sentience, a kind heart and an innocent mind. He serves as a second opinion when I need it most. He understands well, however he is completely mute."

Indulge Pocketwatch.

>>797423
> Besides, What's the point in telling when I can show?

Show us, then?

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/22(Sat)13:31 No. 797482 ID: 5245b2
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>>797432
Klok: Ah, He wants some chocolate. How could I say no to that face?
>>797433
Very well, but where to begin? I have been around for a long, long time. I am a god, but due to my fragmentation, I am not entirely all powerful. The Void is where my powers are strongest, due to its fluid reality. What more do you want to know? I could go into more de-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXDL2S5kzFY

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/22(Sat)22:27 No. 797554 ID: 5245b2
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Klok: Well... Wasn't expecting HIM here

>>797554
Puppy!

>>797554
It's a Giratina! Quick, throw your Master Ball at it and catch it!

>>797554
Phil?

Remove the giant divine sock puppet.

ClockworkFountain 2017/04/23(Sun)14:44 No. 797640 ID: 5245b2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPipwCtY2zE&lis=
>>797555
Klok: "I wish. He's actually a bitter old Voidbeast. Quite touchy, in fact. He could tear my mind to shreds if he thought it would bring him some form of entertainment."
>>797556
Klok: "My dear voice, ✡͍͉ͯ͒ͯ͗̚︎̠̦͉̼͇̹͒̀⚐̗̹̗̜ͦͩ︎̩̮̭͙☝̤̬̙̥͔̩̂̑̚︎̥͔̻̰̯̀̎̑̔ͪ͒͞ͅ⚐̝̪͗́ͮ̎̔ͣ̆︎͚̼̉͆ͅ☹̯̣̕︎͇̹͖͓̋̎͌̂ͫͪ̓̀☜̅͛̓̒̊ͬ̂︎͕̙̤̪̔͌̕ͅ✞̷͍͓̱̜ͦ
̘̰͓︎̌͋̽ͨ͏̰͉̬̠̬̩✌̞̱͓̳͎͕̏͊︎͕͈͎͙̠͚̝̅ͣ�̸͇̼̪̖̈́̔̀ͥ̈ͨ͆�̱̹̭̯̟̲͆ͩ̉͐͐ͦ︎͙ͣ͡❄̣̹̭̱̺̮̿̎͌ͦ͊ͬ︎̢͕̦͎̥ͯ̄ͭ͛̅͗☹̉ͫ̓̎̌͟︎ͬ̊͂͌͊ͧ͠ is not to be trifled with. Reality buckles and bends every time he moves in the slightest.
>>797561
Klok: "HE is far greater than anything I've come across so far.
>>797566
Klok: I beg of you, when we make connection, show him respect. He is a contact telepath, meaning he can only communicate psychically in after making a physical connection with an entity. His presence would make the inexperienced go insane no matter how mentally fortified. He knows he can make death seem like a reward after what he does to you. PLEASE for, if not for mine, Pocket's sake, show him some respect. I recommend staying silent or speaking only when spoken to, although he may make allowances for quick questions. DO NOT interrupt him while he's speaking or by any means try to deceive him or tell him less than the full story. He will know. Am I clear?

Ooh, sp00py. Sure.

Bruh.
You connected to the internet.
The Prime Reality's Internet.
And brought us no reason for us to give two fucks about you.
If you perish here, chalk it up to hubris.
Pray that your prime self has suited you and your pocket friend with a hefty load plot armor because this here voidbeast is a mother fucking PUPPY to us.
(Straight up adorable really.)
-And we will talk to him how we goddamn please.

>>797640
Asking us to be quiet is like asking a flock of geese the same thing.

You are speaking to the most effective transmitter of clearly articulated human SLUDGE and / or short-sighted, violent-obedience-radiating radical bull^&*( in the history of mankind, and you want advice on how to keep us from insulting the big dragon?

Step 1:
TURN OFF YOUR CONNECTION, STUPID.

>>797654
There's no need to think so poorly of yourself, kome.

I think we mentioned this earlier, but we're disconnected enough from your reality that the 'full story' and 'true' are actually different things for you and us.

Seriously tho, if it is as dangerous to annoy this fellow as you say it is, why are you standing in the blast radius? I guarantee we will tick it off somehow, and we're not the ones who will be hurting for it.

RIP CF
He laughed at us
We laughed at a Void Dragon
Now he's dead

AAAand that's what you get for trying to pet the puppy with your penis thumb.

The hell is wrong with you?
Lewd.

Hello again CK. We can see you too.

GET ON WITH IT!

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/17(Wed)22:12 No. 802669 ID: 5245b2
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>>802517
Klok: "Heh heh heh. Silly Yog, it takes far more than that to kill a clockroach."
>>802517
Klok: "Oh good! I was worried that Pocket wouldn't reestablish the connection... Anyway, how are you all? It's been some time since we last spoke."

A little over three weeks, yes.
We are still here CK, as are you and your weird penis fingers, it seems.

Are you.....okay? It looks like that guy really did a number on you.

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/18(Thu)17:37 No. 802772 ID: 5245b2
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>>802673
Klok: "Penis fingers? Never heard that one before. But you're right. Claws would be far more useful, I'll return to normal form soon."
>>802733
Klok: "Yeah, in hindsight this could have been avoided has I kept my cool. But Yog's gone now, out of my hair for now at least. I'm no worse for wear, no missing teeth or li-"

Klok: "..."

Klok: "Right, Can't say that any more, Heh heh."

Thats so neat. How do you bruise purple, have pink skin, and then bleed black? And you appear to have four parallel bones in your arms. What a wonder your elbows must be!


Or your body is just a construct/illusion like most things that can contact us, which is way less fun.

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/18(Thu)19:36 No. 802791 ID: 5245b2
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>>802784
Klok: "Well, technically isn't everything subject to perception? Ahg, never mind. Just thinking about that makes my head spin. As for bruising, my blood has properties I cannot begin to comprehend, all I know is that it can change color based on what it's doing. Purple means blunt force trauma was applied, and now it's healing. I bleed black because from black comes outlines, colors stem from it. And no, I don't have four parallel bones, just the average single human-like bone. These are the ports that connect to my prosthesis, they carry information straight from my mind, soul and body into the mechanics, making it far superior to any cybernetics. It had some magic bound to it, and I can detach it at will. Pocket can possess it,actually, make it move on it's own accord and whatnot. Speaking of which, where is the little green man?"

>>802791
dunno if it's them but there's something green behind you...looks sorta like a double helix.

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/23(Tue)17:27 No. 803994 ID: 5245b2
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ᛋᛁᚲ᛫ᛋᛖᛗᛈᛖᚱ᛫ᛏᛃᚱᚨᚾᚾᛁᛋ

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/23(Tue)21:27 No. 804085 ID: 5245b2
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Klok: Well well well! Look what the cat dragged in! How have y'all been whilst I was away?

I've been okay. I see you have a new arm.

Is there a point to all this?

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/23(Tue)22:43 No. 804106 ID: 5245b2
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>>804104
Klok: "Not yet there ain't!"
>>804090
Klok: "This ol' thing? No, it's not new, just got blown off when Yog attacked."

Are we going to do a quest, or are we going to follow you, doing overbearing shenanigans that begin with you mocking us and end with us mocking you?

>>804122
I agree with this guy. So far this entire thread feels like a massive exposition.

C̳̠̤͎͇̉̀ͯͅLͧ͏͙͓O͕̦̠̻͚ͣͅCͦ̍K̮̇̎͞Ṱ̷̻̮̗̻̋ͅ

The one where ClockworkFountain tries to find out just how many updates of Nothing tgchan is willing to put up with.

It's almost better than Hif Man.

>>804186
You got little green men, and free shrugs. This is already stupendous.

ClockworkFountain 2017/05/24(Wed)19:58 No. 804267 ID: 5245b2
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Klok: "Alright, alright, You got me. This was to build hype for Mask Saga and Fearquest. From now on this will be a view of me interacting with my little universes. So yeah, get prepped for a quantum leap of somewhat underwhelming proportions. See y'all soon!"