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795367 No. 795367 ID: 5245b2

???: "Greetings, denizens of the internet..."
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No. 795369 ID: 48237d

Greetings black face.
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No. 795370 ID: 70983e

Retrieve arms.
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No. 795375 ID: 8d4593

We will grant you a wish. What do you desire.
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No. 795376 ID: 72ed6b

>>795367
That's a stylish look you're rocking there.
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No. 795378 ID: 398fe1

>>795367
Hello, cliche villain person.
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No. 795381 ID: f069a9

>>795375
No wishing for love, bringing back the dead or for more wishes though.
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No. 795382 ID: 3abd97

>>795367
Burnt yourself smoking, did you?
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No. 795393 ID: cfe4f0

Greeting being of myth and legend.
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No. 795394 ID: 67d5dc

Nice chaos void you got there.

You been using red long? I'm partial to a more purple-blue feeling myself.
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No. 795408 ID: 094652

You figured out our identity! Most of our clients don't even know we exist!

What's the job?
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No. 795409 ID: aebd9f

Good day sir, what can we do for you?
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No. 795413 ID: 91ee5f

You know, wearing "black face" makeup is considered racist, right?
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No. 795416 ID: f118d8

lemme smash?
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No. 795655 ID: 348ebb

>>795367
As summoning rituals go, it's slightly better than "So", but only slightly.
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No. 795694 ID: 5245b2
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795694

>>795369
>>795393
???:"Ah, Salutations."
>>795370
>>795416
>>795413
>>795382
???: "Hilarious."
>>795376
>>795378
"I see mixed opinions of me. I can work with this..."
>>795375
"I have no need for wishing. Anything I desire can be easily manifested at my whim."
>>795394
"I prefer this a deeper red, but very well, Wish granted. The Void will shift colors to Purple and Blue as of next update."
>>795408
"I have known your identities for quite some time. I tend to observe before revealing realms."
>>795655
"Summoning? I simply appear when I am necessary."
>>795409
"What can you do for me? I was more interested in your requests. Keep in mind I will not bend to your every fancy, but I enjoy a small bit of input."

"So tell me, what can I do for you? I am a creature who is in the business of making deals, and forging greatness, Know that you are in reliable talons..."

"Oh, one more thing, Dedrin and Cheshire will be returning shortly. Consider this my time to commune directly with you all."
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No. 795698 ID: e97f18

Ah, deals. And what might you want in return for these grand boons? What would you ask in return for an adventure, or a spot of romance, or a fleeting thrill?
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No. 795700 ID: 398fe1

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.
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No. 795701 ID: 70983e

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.
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No. 795703 ID: 34576f

I want out of purgatory. I offer KARMA in return.
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No. 795704 ID: 34576f

Retrieve my soul from hell.
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No. 795705 ID: 72ed6b

>>795694
So far, you've demonstrated the ability to talk. Perhaps you could give us an example of your extraordinary powers, that we might properly calibrate our requests?
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No. 795709 ID: 595d54

>>795694
Tits or gtfo.
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No. 795716 ID: e37a06

Oh no! He's put on the stone mask, were doomed!
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No. 795724 ID: 3abd97

>I was more interested in your requests.
>>795700
>>795701
>>795709
Seems reasonable.

>"I have known your identities for quite some time. I tend to observe before revealing realms."
>I am a creature who is in the business of making deals
Now that's interesting. If you're truly privy to our nature, you know you have no true means to enforce our adherence to the terms of a deal, as we're isolated from the consequences of our actions (or inactions as it might be). But you sought us out anyways.

That suggests... a gesture of good faith, an interest in a challenge, or that you're backed into a corner.
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No. 795727 ID: 72ed6b

>>795724
> Now that's interesting. If you're truly privy to our nature, you know you have no true means to enforce our adherence to the terms of a deal, as we're isolated from the consequences of our actions (or inactions as it might be). But you sought us out anyways.

> That suggests... a gesture of good faith, an interest in a challenge, or that you're backed into a corner.

That's not entirely true. There's one reliable way to enforce deals with certain types of terms: require "payment" in advance.

OOC: I have actually seen quests hold back certain rewards until someone provides in-character writings as "payment".

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No. 795741 ID: 8d4593

Hmm... you share a silhouette with a guy named Zack Nguyen.

Anyway. You have balls coming to us knowing our true nature.
That said, lets do somthing different with you.

Why don't you go torment someone. Someone who's used to being utterly secure.
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No. 796178 ID: 5245b2
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796178

>>795724
???: >That suggests... a gesture of good faith
"Excellent deductive skills! I am indeed offering my services as an olive branch of sorts."
>>795741
???: "Zachary Nguyen? I must say I am uninformed as to his body of work. Might have to do some reading... Ah, But where are my manners! I have yet to properly introduce myself! I am called Ķ̦̟̼͕̜̰͐Ļ̜ͩ̉O͍̼͕̤̐K̸͚͎̳, but you may know me as the ClockworkFountain. Tormenting a somewhat sound mind is already on the agenda. you are more than welcome to tag along."
>>795704
Klok: Hahaha, W̦̥͇̟͊̊͊̅͢Ḩ̬̞̼͚̙͍ͩ̓ͪͮ̈O͇͕͌ͭ̽ͥ͛̇̑͠ ͇̟̭͒̊̇̔D̷̆́̈̅ͮ͑O̐ ̓͜Y̖̲͔̟̰͌ͯ̾̈́Ơ̙̙̞̥͆̎́͗͂͐ͣU͚̮ͥͩ͠ ̥̝̥̟̑̆̒͊̅̈́T͙̜̘̰͚͊̉ͧ̋ͭ̃H̅ͬ̀Į̮̼̼̙͒͌N̥̟̮͈͙͓̳Kͭ͐ͭ̀̔ͭ ̅͌͆ͨ̾̈́̊͝P̲̞͕̟̣̞͜U̜͇̘̦͕̺͆͗̆̀͑͠T̴̬͈̹̯̠̩̏ͣ̊ͩ̍̓ ̴͖̼̩͙̤́I̸͋̎ͤ̚Ṯ̹̞̗̼̈́͂ͬ̐ͤ̈̀̚ ̶͒́̌̓ͪͫ̈́T̙͖͂͗ͭ̿ͯͨ̚H̻̙̻̩̗͌ͩͪ̅ͥE̶̩̲ͫ̍͋ͥ̈͗ͬR̞͔̣̣̹̗̍ͬ̿̃̋Ë̟̬̜̮͓̮ͫ͗͊̆̿?͖̭̈ͭ́
>>795698
Klok: Adventure is always pleasurable.
>>795700
>>795701
>>795709
Klok:...
Klok:Well then, I suggest Dragon Romance, if that is what you truly seek.
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No. 796180 ID: 72ed6b

>>796178
> Zachary Nguyen? I must say I am uninformed as to his body of work. Might have to do some reading...

He's a master of making a friend (and more) out of an Enemy. One might say that's his Quest in life.

> Klok: Adventure is always pleasurable.

Nice dodge, but you did say "making deals". What kind of deals?

> "Excellent deductive skills! I am indeed offering my services as an olive branch of sorts."

An olive branch suggests you have something you want to make amends for.

Tell us about yourself, Klok. We love a good story. Here's my request: tell us your tale!
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No. 796188 ID: 398fe1

>>796178
Self-inserts are the worst.
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No. 796190 ID: 132a57

A happy, badly drawn version of yourself is waving to us behind you.

Sup lil' klock?
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No. 796191 ID: 72ed6b

>>796190
> A happy, badly drawn version of yourself is waving to us behind you.

(Or giving us the finger; with a stick figure, who can tell?)
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No. 797423 ID: 5245b2
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797423

>>796180
>He's a master of making a friend (and more) out of an Enemy. One might say that's his Quest in life.

Klok: Ah, I see! Very clever of you to cage this truth in terms a lesser creature would understand, but you are allowed to be more... shall we say... blunt with that information. Unlike Dedrin, I can handle the facts as they are."

>Nice dodge, but you did say "making deals". What kind of deals?

Klok: "I offer my semi-omnipotence for a small fee. Think Demonic Genie."

>An olive branch suggests you have something you want to make amends for.

>Tell us about yourself, Klok. We love a good story. Here's my request: tell us your tale!

Klok: Hush now, all will be revealed in due time. Besides, What's the point in telling when I can show?

>>796188
Klok: "Ugh, tell me about it."

>>796190
Klok: "Hmm? Oh Pocketwatch! How good of you to join us! He is a fragment of my very soul, given sentience, a kind heart and an innocent mind. He serves as a second opinion when I need it most. He understands well, however he is completely mute."
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No. 797432 ID: 8d4593

Indulge Pocketwatch.
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No. 797433 ID: 72ed6b

>>797423
> Besides, What's the point in telling when I can show?

Show us, then?
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No. 797482 ID: 5245b2
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797482

>>797432
Klok: Ah, He wants some chocolate. How could I say no to that face?
>>797433
Very well, but where to begin? I have been around for a long, long time. I am a god, but due to my fragmentation, I am not entirely all powerful. The Void is where my powers are strongest, due to its fluid reality. What more do you want to know? I could go into more de-
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No. 797551 ID: 5245b2
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797551

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No. 797552 ID: 5245b2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXDL2S5kzFY
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No. 797553 ID: 398fe1

RELEASE THE KRAKEN
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No. 797554 ID: 5245b2
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797554

Klok: Well... Wasn't expecting HIM here
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No. 797555 ID: 8d4593

>>797554
Puppy!
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No. 797556 ID: 91ee5f

>>797554
It's a Giratina! Quick, throw your Master Ball at it and catch it!
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No. 797561 ID: 72ed6b

>>797554
Phil?
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No. 797566 ID: 094652

Remove the giant divine sock puppet.
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No. 797640 ID: 5245b2
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797640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPipwCtY2zE&lis=
>>797555
Klok: "I wish. He's actually a bitter old Voidbeast. Quite touchy, in fact. He could tear my mind to shreds if he thought it would bring him some form of entertainment."
>>797556
Klok: "My dear voice, ✡͍͉ͯ͒ͯ͗̚︎̠̦͉̼͇̹͒̀⚐̗̹̗̜ͦͩ︎̩̮̭͙☝̤̬̙̥͔̩̂̑̚︎̥͔̻̰̯̀̎̑̔ͪ͒͞ͅ⚐̝̪͗́ͮ̎̔ͣ̆︎͚̼̉͆ͅ☹̯̣̕︎͇̹͖͓̋̎͌̂ͫͪ̓̀☜̅͛̓̒̊ͬ̂︎͕̙̤̪̔͌̕ͅ✞̷͍͓̱̜ͦ
̘̰͓︎̌͋̽ͨ͏̰͉̬̠̬̩✌̞̱͓̳͎͕̏͊︎͕͈͎͙̠͚̝̅ͣ�̸͇̼̪̖̈́̔̀ͥ̈ͨ͆�̱̹̭̯̟̲͆ͩ̉͐͐ͦ︎͙ͣ͡❄̣̹̭̱̺̮̿̎͌ͦ͊ͬ︎̢͕̦͎̥ͯ̄ͭ͛̅͗☹̉ͫ̓̎̌͟︎ͬ̊͂͌͊ͧ͠ is not to be trifled with. Reality buckles and bends every time he moves in the slightest.
>>797561
Klok: "HE is far greater than anything I've come across so far.
>>797566
Klok: I beg of you, when we make connection, show him respect. He is a contact telepath, meaning he can only communicate psychically in after making a physical connection with an entity. His presence would make the inexperienced go insane no matter how mentally fortified. He knows he can make death seem like a reward after what he does to you. PLEASE for, if not for mine, Pocket's sake, show him some respect. I recommend staying silent or speaking only when spoken to, although he may make allowances for quick questions. DO NOT interrupt him while he's speaking or by any means try to deceive him or tell him less than the full story. He will know. Am I clear?
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No. 797643 ID: 595d54

Ooh, sp00py. Sure.
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No. 797644 ID: 8d4593

Bruh.
You connected to the internet.
The Prime Reality's Internet.
And brought us no reason for us to give two fucks about you.
If you perish here, chalk it up to hubris.
Pray that your prime self has suited you and your pocket friend with a hefty load plot armor because this here voidbeast is a mother fucking PUPPY to us.
(Straight up adorable really.)
-And we will talk to him how we goddamn please.
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No. 797652 ID: 398fe1

>>797640
Asking us to be quiet is like asking a flock of geese the same thing.
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No. 797654 ID: 094652

You are speaking to the most effective transmitter of clearly articulated human SLUDGE and / or short-sighted, violent-obedience-radiating radical bull^&*( in the history of mankind, and you want advice on how to keep us from insulting the big dragon?

Step 1:
TURN OFF YOUR CONNECTION, STUPID.
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No. 797660 ID: 595d54

>>797654
There's no need to think so poorly of yourself, kome.
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No. 797728 ID: 67d5dc

I think we mentioned this earlier, but we're disconnected enough from your reality that the 'full story' and 'true' are actually different things for you and us.

Seriously tho, if it is as dangerous to annoy this fellow as you say it is, why are you standing in the blast radius? I guarantee we will tick it off somehow, and we're not the ones who will be hurting for it.
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No. 800825 ID: 5245b2
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No. 800827 ID: 094652

RIP CF
He laughed at us
We laughed at a Void Dragon
Now he's dead
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No. 800842 ID: 8d4593

AAAand that's what you get for trying to pet the puppy with your penis thumb.

The hell is wrong with you?
Lewd.
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No. 802403 ID: 5245b2
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No. 802517 ID: 8d4593

Hello again CK. We can see you too.
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No. 802557 ID: 3ce125

GET ON WITH IT!
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No. 802669 ID: 5245b2
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802669

>>802517
Klok: "Heh heh heh. Silly Yog, it takes far more than that to kill a clockroach."
>>802517
Klok: "Oh good! I was worried that Pocket wouldn't reestablish the connection... Anyway, how are you all? It's been some time since we last spoke."
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No. 802673 ID: 8d4593

A little over three weeks, yes.
We are still here CK, as are you and your weird penis fingers, it seems.
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No. 802733 ID: 76d689

Are you.....okay? It looks like that guy really did a number on you.
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No. 802772 ID: 5245b2
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802772

>>802673
Klok: "Penis fingers? Never heard that one before. But you're right. Claws would be far more useful, I'll return to normal form soon."
>>802733
Klok: "Yeah, in hindsight this could have been avoided has I kept my cool. But Yog's gone now, out of my hair for now at least. I'm no worse for wear, no missing teeth or li-"

Klok: "..."

Klok: "Right, Can't say that any more, Heh heh."
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No. 802784 ID: 2016eb

Thats so neat. How do you bruise purple, have pink skin, and then bleed black? And you appear to have four parallel bones in your arms. What a wonder your elbows must be!


Or your body is just a construct/illusion like most things that can contact us, which is way less fun.
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No. 802791 ID: 5245b2
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802791

>>802784
Klok: "Well, technically isn't everything subject to perception? Ahg, never mind. Just thinking about that makes my head spin. As for bruising, my blood has properties I cannot begin to comprehend, all I know is that it can change color based on what it's doing. Purple means blunt force trauma was applied, and now it's healing. I bleed black because from black comes outlines, colors stem from it. And no, I don't have four parallel bones, just the average single human-like bone. These are the ports that connect to my prosthesis, they carry information straight from my mind, soul and body into the mechanics, making it far superior to any cybernetics. It had some magic bound to it, and I can detach it at will. Pocket can possess it,actually, make it move on it's own accord and whatnot. Speaking of which, where is the little green man?"
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No. 802807 ID: 844e25

>>802791
dunno if it's them but there's something green behind you...looks sorta like a double helix.
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No. 803994 ID: 5245b2
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803994

ᛋᛁᚲ᛫ᛋᛖᛗᛈᛖᚱ᛫ᛏᛃᚱᚨᚾᚾᛁᛋ
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No. 804014 ID: 5245b2
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No. 804085 ID: 5245b2
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804085

Klok: Well well well! Look what the cat dragged in! How have y'all been whilst I was away?
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No. 804090 ID: cd2dbc

I've been okay. I see you have a new arm.
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No. 804104 ID: 094652

Is there a point to all this?
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No. 804106 ID: 5245b2
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804106

>>804104
Klok: "Not yet there ain't!"
>>804090
Klok: "This ol' thing? No, it's not new, just got blown off when Yog attacked."
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No. 804122 ID: 094652

Are we going to do a quest, or are we going to follow you, doing overbearing shenanigans that begin with you mocking us and end with us mocking you?
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No. 804123 ID: cd2dbc

>>804122
I agree with this guy. So far this entire thread feels like a massive exposition.
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No. 804186 ID: 8d4593

C̳̠̤͎͇̉̀ͯͅLͧ͏͙͓O͕̦̠̻͚ͣͅCͦ̍K̮̇̎͞Ṱ̷̻̮̗̻̋ͅ

The one where ClockworkFountain tries to find out just how many updates of Nothing tgchan is willing to put up with.

It's almost better than Hif Man.
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No. 804187 ID: 9876c4

>>804186
You got little green men, and free shrugs. This is already stupendous.
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No. 804267 ID: 5245b2
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804267

Klok: "Alright, alright, You got me. This was to build hype for Mask Saga and Fearquest. From now on this will be a view of me interacting with my little universes. So yeah, get prepped for a quantum leap of somewhat underwhelming proportions. See y'all soon!"
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