(hurp a derp derp. Duck onto #RubyQuest if you want to clarify something before posting.)

>Younger is better
Age: Fetus

Female, Muay Thai, Submissions. You fuck with me, I break your arm and elbow you in the face.

>>82026
You write it down and you can tell he's glaring at you behind his glasses, but he doesn't comment on your sense of humour.

>>82034
And the glare changes to a very definite look of Uh-Oh.

Only one bit to go now.

>>82038
Age: 23

>>82038
Olga Cocksnapper

>>82045
He takes it and (with the corrected age on it) gives you a snort. "Fine, don't write down your real information; it doesn't matter. Hell, it's probably better. You'll be up first tonight, since you're the newest. You have half an hour."

You are in THE BOTTOM LINE BAR.
You are wearing black jeans and boots, a white tank top, and a black leather jacket with your Tiger on it.
You have THIRTY MINUTES and FIFTY DOLLARS.
What do you do?

>>82050
Buy a drink to get yourself loose, stretch and warm up, then change into a more suitable fighting outfit (namely your SPORTY BOXERS and WHITE TANKTOP).

Attempt to locate wraps for your fists and feet.

>>82065
After some asking around, you determine that there are no rules beyond fights going to KO or Tapout, and therefore your current attire is appropriate.

You go to the bar. What do you order?

>>82067
500 litres of ASSKICKING

>>82105
You get some horrible-looking blue substance the barkeep calls POWERTHIRST. Do you drink it, or pretend to and dump it when nobody is looking?

>>82106
DRINK IT

>>82981
DEAR CHRIST IT TASTES LIKE SOMEBODY ADDED CHOCOLATE TO AN ELECTRICAL STORM

On the plus side the drink leaves you feeling so energetic that you could probably swim to Hawaii and back.

NOW WHAT?

KICK MOTHER NATURE IN THE FACE WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS

STOMP TIL YOU REACH EARTH'S CORE!

... 400 babies who will be mistaken for Kenyans and deported to Kenya? Nay...

CHARGE UP THE BEARBLASTER!