Find the local mafia and ask if they're hiring.

Leg it to Lig.

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Also, look for your debtors' families, sell them into rape-slavery, and then boast in their faces when they dare to charge 100% interest. And then rip their limbs off in self defense.

First off go see what doggyluv's all about; knowing all our options well can help us before we get into anything TOO illegal(?). Secondly do you have either the Knowledge on the art of Drugmaking or any talent of thievery? Because if neither that really limits us.

1, Lig sounds like a safe bet.

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Between you and Suzma, you have some amount of skill that might help you. You're not a career criminal, but you are a supervisor at a luxury furniture warehouse owned by the Pyumizy Corporation. If some of the inventory went missing inexplicably, you might be able to account for it somehow at work. Suzma works at a pesticide manufacturing plant owned by the Pandh Group, and knows a little bit about chemistry. She could probably cook up some lucrative rave drugs with supplies from her workplace.

You head over to Lig's junkyard in the Tawny District. The banner of the Dantos Company hangs over the rusted gate.

"Evening," says Lig. He's less than happy that you appear to have neither money nor scrap to sell. "What are you after?"

"I'm wondering if you," you start to talk, but look over your shoulder. There are some convenient voice activated transaction terminals posted around the scrapyard used for exchanging goods and services, but these devices also record and transmit audio to Loss Prevention Centers at the Dantos Company. "I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying some furniture."

"What kind?" asks Lig.

"Good stuff," you say, "new stuff."

"If I can resell it, I'll buy it. Just make sure it's not full of bedbugs," says Lig. Bedbugs are slang for tracking chips placed in company merchandise. These are deactivated when merchandise is purchased.

>>852355
What about "purchasing" them in storage, or in transit if possible? If we could get a scanner and fool it by thinking a payment has been made, only problem then is moving the goods unseen. And without questions of course.

Bet they're deactivated by any old EMP, really.

Jiggle your merch for any bedbugs that might rattle?

>>852355
It's a deal then, maybe show him the inventory before you go on a big heist for a mahogany chair but at the last second he says he isn't interested in chairs.

Also dont worry about bedbugs, you'll bark and scare them away. Put on your scary eyebrows and bork to demonstrate this.