ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/13(Tue)19:19 No. 867276 ID: e5b807
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Your name is Swimmer S Star.
You're a newly recruited Water Hunter.
You have been invited to the Admiral Chiefs Office, an highly regarded honor.

What do?
- go to Admiral Chiefs Office
- check stats
- check inventory
- go to Kitchen

What's the S stand for?

We look hangry. Go to kitchen.

Orange 2018/02/13(Tue)23:33 No. 867353 ID: cc5f4f

Check Statly-doos.

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/15(Thu)11:16 No. 867787 ID: e5b807
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S doesn't stand, it's a letter, letters cannot stand.

Stats:
Swimmer Star Star
Strong
Clumbsy
Resilient
Kinda dumb
Slow witted
Friendly

Hangery
Basic Water Hunter Skills
Average Genera Sense
Preferred weapon short sword

End Stats

You are in the kitchen.
There is some room temperature goop in the children, some tools on the wall, and plates on the table.
Among other things.

What do?
- Go to Admiral Chiefs Office
- Check inventory
- eat goop
- inspect goop
- acquire cooking tools
- other

>>867787
Cauldron

Aquire spatula.
Eat some goop.

>Cauldron
Indubitably.

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/15(Thu)22:21 No. 867937 ID: e5b807
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You eat some of the goop, it's gross... why did you do that?

Status 「Hangry」 removed.

There is no Spatula, you take a closer look and see a Scooping Knife, a Cutting Knife, a Poking Knife, and a Bigger Cutting Knife.

Your Genera Sense tells you that your choices might not always have Immediate consequences.

Obviously we take the Cutty Sark Knife.

This seems like an opportune time to check inventory.

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/16(Fri)18:55 No. 868059 ID: b93c77
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Acquired Cutting Knife.
Cutting Knife added to inventory.
Cutting Knife equipped in right hand.
Cutting Knife classifies as improvised weapon.
Proficiency with Cutting Knife is Poor.

Inventory:
- Straw Hat, one Pocket
- Empty
- Burlap Pants, no Pockets.
- Cutting Knife, no Pockets.

End Inventory

What do?
- Finnally get around to going to the Admiral Chiefs Office???
- drink more goop
- jump out window
- look out window
- hold a puppet show in the window for passers by to see.
- other?

Please don't be afraid to help, everyone. I can't be trusted with this quest

Find baker's mitts, then commence puppet show.
Store knife in hat slot.

A puppet show sounds fun, but that Admiral Cheif guy sounds important too. If it's a highly regarded honor you shouldn't dally

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/19(Mon)11:49 No. 868653 ID: 14f01a
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You cannot find Bakers Mitts, probably because you are in a kitchen and not a bakery.

Hat Unequipped.
Hat equipped in left hand.
Cutting Knife unequipped.
Cutting Knife stored in Hat.
Hat unequipped.
Hat equipped on head.

You go to the Admiral Chiefs Office.

He is angry.

"Where have you been? You're Late!"

"Doesn't matter."

"You where selected among your class of Water Hunter Trainees, as a student with extra aptitude."

"As such, you may have a chance at completing this mission. Yet are still new enough to be disposable."

"There is a desert kingdom known to have a collection of Water Fruits, that kingdom is known as Skeleton."

"You will be dropped at the coast of this desert, make your way to Skeleton, steal a Water Fruit and return to the rondevuse point in a port called Land Raft Village."

[1/2]

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/19(Mon)12:06 No. 868661 ID: 14f01a
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"This is what we believe the Water Fruit to look like. It's said to produce an inordinate amount of water of it's size.
If this is true, it'll be a huge boon to our Village."

"This map is as far into the desert we know, you will be dropped off north of the Jump Pillars, you are to make your way to the Jump Pillars, the head East till you reach the Carapacian Village known as Skull. From there you will gather information about Skeleton and the Water Fruits."

"If the claims prove false, we will be arriving at Land Raft Village in 3 weeks, you may make your way back to us then."

"If you do not meet us then, it will be 1 year before we circle back around to this port."

"If we do not see you at our second docking, you will be presumed dead, and we will not send in a rescue team."

"Good Luck."

[2/2]

What do?
- Ask a Question?
- Take Papers.
- go back to kitchen and look for Kitchen Mitts.
- other.

-Ask "If no one here's ever seen one, why do we think they exist?" YES
-Take Papers YES
-Draw an i on the PENS cup MAYBE
-Look for Kitchen Mitts YES

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/02/19(Mon)15:47 No. 868713 ID: 14f01a
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Papers Equipped to Left Hand.

There is no PENS Cup, but if there was one you couldn't draw an I on it, cause the Admiral Chief would be watching. And if there was and he wasn't watching, then and only then could you draw an I on the PENS Cup. Although you probably would put it in the wrong spot.

There are no Kitchen Mitts, probably because the Admiral Chief is not a Kitchener, and wouldn't keep a pair in is office.

Swimmer: "why do we think these fruits exist? Have you even seen one?"

Admiral Chief: "That's what you're going to confirm in Skull. And even if it's not, we haven't waisted anybody important's time."

"If there aren't any other questions I'd suggest you take care of your personal business quickly, we'll be sending you out tonight."

"As soon as you're ready, report to Barracks 3."

>>868713
How often do strangers show up in Skeleton?
Is it going to be weird if I just ask if I can have one?
Is stealing strictly necessary or could I just buy one if they'll sell?
Can I have currency or trade goods I can use to buy stuff there, or am I expected to just steal all the things I'll need until we meet up?

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/03/22(Thu)14:43 No. 874939 ID: 6cc43b
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You think about asking all those smart and good sense questions but then you take a second look at your stats, and think that's a boring idea.
So you ask for some money instead.

Admiral Chief: "Here's 100 dollaronies."

Swimmer: "Thanks."

$ Sack equipped to right hand.

You step out into the hall.

Your Genera Sense tells you, there are somethings you'll have to learn as you go.

What do?

Report to Barracks 4. Verify that they weren't trying to trick you by sending you to the wrong one.
Later, report to Barracks 3.

Reporting to Barracks 5 is right out.

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2018/04/25(Wed)00:30 No. 880595 ID: 987b45
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Luckily Barracks 4 and 3 are next to each other. And 5 is across the way, so who's to say it's right out? There's no holy text about barracks that you're aware of.

Unluckily all three barracks have doors, With Handles! Both of your hands and all your pockets are full. If there where a defining moment in a mundane task, this would be it. Do you place something down on the cold water logged deck, at risk to slide away or be stole, never to be retrieved. Do you search for aid from another, and what might they expect in return in this cut through would we live in. Do you break down at this dellema, prove to your peers, that you really are Least Likly to succeed, as you where fated in the year book at Water Hunter School?

What kind of man are you?

A silly one.

Kick the door while singing the Slam Jam song until someone answers.

If nobody comes for hours, you're not getting paid enough to do your job.

I suggest a bonus objective! to visit the quartermaster and double or maybe treble, our pocket space, by hook or by crook.

Meanwhile, utilize the Origami Constant. Fold your large papers into smaller ones, and then stuff 'em in the bag.
Also, we can knock on doors with our feet, if things get really rough.

ArtisanBubblegumLibrary 2018/06/19(Tue)15:26 No. 889416 ID: 4b8670
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Silly it is.

If your own character determined what your middle name would have been, Silly would have been the middle name you had.

Luckily, your middle name is Star, and you kick with all the reverence and grace of a falling star. But unlike a falling star, you do not burn up on entry, nor do you crash land. Instead, you deliver a deathly blow straight to the door!

Ooh by the way the origami and bag stuff was thought of too.

Use Papers.
Action Fold.
Papers Became Half Papers.

Half Papers unequipped.
Half Papers Equipped in $ Bag slot.
There's enough room.

Money Bag stats update:
Capacity 1.5

Everybody is staring at you.
what do?

It's a month later. I missed the update.
"where all the wight women at?"

Verify it on your map, then ask to go to the Jump Pillars instead.
You are under leveled for undead of that magnitude.